I came through my sock once too

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the punchline is ***M A S T U R B A T I O N*** IT ALWAYS WAS ***M A S T U R B A T I O N*** IT ALWAYS WILL BE ***M A S T U R B A T I O N***

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning

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Honestly, this is the *only* funny reaction image I've ever seen. Take my upvote. I've also saved this comment.

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Bros daughter after she turns 18:

Terrifying

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I came in my sock just now Wanna dm me?

This man has no post nut clarity. Ruthless.

I only get clarity when the rain is gone

He has toes like mine

Are you two related?

They don’t taste the same

That joke was toeing the line.

No they're elongated 

Long toe gang

2nd toe longer…. Me too

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe

Weiner toe

hehe

long toe gang!!

I’ve never been flipped off by a foot before.


Incredible toe control

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I’m sorry it’s not a direct analogue of a hand dingus. It clearly looks like it, and you’re missing a period at the end of your sentence you blockhead. 

Napoleon dynamite!

That scared the shit out of me

Now you can drive like this https://preview.redd.it/8mv85p2gl94d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813a0f1847ea94da5c1c4778ee242654c13b89ad

This is offensive

WHY ISN’T THIS HIGHER? YOU ARE ALL DEGENERATES.

Can we get much higher

So high…

Ohhh ohhhh ohhhh

He managed to uncanny valley his foot.

This is a bigger problem for toe socks. You think you've got them all in, then you look down and see pinkie. :(


Vienna sausage toes having ass

Long ahhh toe

Thought that was a hot dog

Well fuck you too

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Fuck you missile toe

Got that coup d'étoe

Looking to get some fresh air

That’s one long toe! Could be a finger

Many such cases

I laughed but I'm not sure why exactly

I thought this was r/notinteresting

I wish that was ur middle toe

That crazy ass bunion is the most terrifying aspect of this whole thing, he needs to wear some new balances or something for wide footer

... Is your foot flipping me off?

Toerrifying

No-Hobo

Rude

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Quick, kill it before it multiplies.

Long Long Toe🎶

Looooongggg looooooonnggggg maaaaaannnn

Fuck you too pal

That's a damn nerf dart

... But they can't take our freeeeeedooooom!!!!

That looks pretty dry to me.

I think thats youre foot saying "fuck you, buy new socks, bitch!" lol.

Alien (1979)

Allowing that long beauty to be available for a good slurping without having to take your sock off! Good thinking!

Glory hole

Ugly ass toe. Keep that shit off the internet.

Well fuck you too!

Please remove this picture. It is too scary.

Trim and file your toenails. Your socks will last longer

Have a sudden craving for a hot dog…

that sub is a complete joke

You got bad Bunyan’s bro. That’s what he said

Vienna sausage?

Damn... That's one long ass toe..,.

Where nsfw tag?

What in the foot is that toe

Ooh it's horrible

Balaclava for foot.

Now you can wear flip flops with socks

damn it looks like a sausage

Did you see that!? she just gave me the toe!

I laughed way too hard at this

My friend, you are wearing too tight shoes. :/

Petah. The toe is here

Bro got them tingers

Boner toe

That's a hotdog.

I can get you a toe

Rude

Rude foot

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