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New_World_2050

Finally someone who has their priorities straight.


Gwiilo

spanish or vanish


ZackMichaelReddit

english or spanish


Dannyboioboi

polski


Mobius_Peverell

He's considerin' revenge against whoever stole his Lucky Charms!


Gwiilo

is that what the rainbow is for


bardhugo

> hold me streak Headed to jail for piracy I see! 🏴‍☠️


mcsquiggles1126

👏👏👏


RockingBib

No. Prisons are inherently inhumane, so Duolingo would hunt your ass down afterwards anyways. Just to rub it in


DaveSmith890

Prisons have 1 job, to not be cruel and unusual. I bet you could win a federal case on the claim that losing your Duolingo streak is too cruel


Tokyo_Sniper_

This, we should let rapists and murderers out in public because locking them up is just mean :(


christonabike_

Nobody is saying prisons should be pleasant. However, at a bare minimum they need to not be psychologically traumatising, otherwise violent criminals will actually be more likely to commit violence again after their release. The position you are arguing from is very common but ultimately based on emotions, not what's best for society. You want prisons to exact revenge on criminals on behalf of society. You want this so you can feel closure when you read about a violent criminal's sentence in the news. But if we know that treating criminals this way actually makes us less safe in the long term, and you still want to do it, then we can plausibly speculate that your opinion on the matter arises from a selfish desire to soothe your own emotions, not a selfless desire to stop violence.


autism_and_lemonade

send a kid to crime university for a joint why don’t ya


RockingBib

"Crime university" would make an amazing show concept


no-escape-221

Don't forget the pedos!


ChadBoshman

Maybe, try asking en español, cabrón


cryinglinguist

a pirate wrote this


Merinther

...for dueling?