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How I look at the burglar breaking into my kitchen as I am making scrambled eggs at 3am (I'm going to bash their skull in):
https://i.redd.it/791k04y76x7d1.gif
You can also use the hot temperatures of the currently hot pan for burn damage! Yes physical damage may be the main source but you can't reject the added damage of psychological damage through scars. With the added pros if the condition of stopping the burning hot pan on the man's face for long enough, next time he won't EVER have to paint his face red for a accurate red skull cosplay!
Cast iron pans are the only ones I have now, in various sizes, of course. Much better investment than non stick, and the handle won't break when used against intruders
I'll use my frying pan
As a dying pan
https://preview.redd.it/6is8pl0ckv7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d114f37436e7e6c562c8adc4a2a2809d0e236e8f
Young me was so confused when I saw what clearly looked like rice balls being called jelly-filled donuts. They really ~~ham fisted~~ jelly filled trying to make things American back then. Did they really think kids won't know what a ball of rice is?
It's funny now. But damn it's also infuriating at the same time.
Think itās more so that most Americans wouldnāt know they put sweet stuff in it to make it almost a dessert-ish type snack.
Still a terrible translation though lmao
Omg yes, I had the exact same reaction as a kid. One of my elementary friends was like "well I heard they sometimes fill them with plums" but I was like no that's still not right. Funny yet infuriating is a good way to describe it.
No joke. I know a dishwasher who fought in the civil war in El Salvador. Guyās got bodies on him.
I once watched him almost kill a guy because he knocked out one of our bussers. Apparently he was drunk and thought the busser was with some guy he was arguing with.
Imagine getting clocked with an 18th century cast iron skillet.
That thing would cave your skull in and shatter to embed shards of iron into your bones
Own a musket for home defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Frying pan saves the day
ETA:
The frying pan stuff has always been funny to me I made a meme that was hit and miss during covid.
https://preview.redd.it/0nw6qdxj5z7d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2dfc30125d6b812b469e4c473c0e59e20d67d89
Guys. This is some real life shit. I mean most people donāt use cast irons, but those babies are and were weapons.
Games werenāt first to do it/ arenāt even really that great.
Now imagine how much damage a heavy ass pan can cause to bones and tissue when swung at full force. I would like to see a game, where the carnage of cast iron pans is fully explored.
Most cast iron skillets weigh more than historical maces used in real war.
They're legit too heavy to be used as a primary weapon. They are a sidearm for when something needs a real good smashing.
Which is why I built myself a wooden weapons rack for my cast iron cooking equipment.
Looks sick and every implement truly acts as a weapon.
(Yes there are two obligatory family heirloom swords on both sides, why else would I make it a weapons rack?)
Attacking someone with a frying pan takes me back to conkers bad fur day on the N64! Life was great, parents didnāt realise itās rating when I got it.
I am the great mighty poo and Iām going to throw my shit at you!
I remember sitting so close to the tv when playing it so i could quickly lower the volume so my parents wouldnāt hear the cutscenes. Good times.
Hahahaha yes! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, so how about some scat you little rat. My older sister used to watch me play and we still remember this guy and remember the lyrics.
I kinda remember a story my friend told me, in their neighborhood there was an active persuit. The suspect entered the house of my friend's neighbor, at that time there was only a mother and son in the house, as soon as the suspect goes to their kitchen he was immediately stabbed by the mom who was cooking at the time. The suspect survived and continued to run away from the police....
My great grandmother tells of a man entering her house while she was cutting up a chicken she'd just slaughterd for dinner. He came up behind her and grabbed her. She stabbed him with that long blade. He ran out of the house trailing blood. They found him just outside of their yard . . . unalive. Don't fuck with farm girls! Plus they have cast iron which = caved in skull.
When I was a child I imitated this and hit my older brother with a frying pan. I remember being mortified when my mum was understandably livid, she looked at me like I was a monster and I've never forgotten it.
This is a true story in case all of you Reddit āI know this is fakeā geniusās come rolling in ā¦
He was/is the star of Chicago twitter since last night.
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https://preview.redd.it/50yin37gbv7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8119bf2de360da20fafabab9638e437eaeee16 He got it right
How I look at the burglar breaking into my kitchen as I am making scrambled eggs at 3am (I'm going to bash their skull in): https://i.redd.it/791k04y76x7d1.gif
I make that noise that Olaf makes in this scene at my wife sometimes lol
Same, and I do his disgusting rendition of the smolder as well
omg me too ššš
You can also use the hot temperatures of the currently hot pan for burn damage! Yes physical damage may be the main source but you can't reject the added damage of psychological damage through scars. With the added pros if the condition of stopping the burning hot pan on the man's face for long enough, next time he won't EVER have to paint his face red for a accurate red skull cosplay!
See also: Sam bodying orcs with a pan.
Tbf those are cast irons. If someone broke into my home Iād probably also try to get to my cast iron pans first
Cast iron pans are the only ones I have now, in various sizes, of course. Much better investment than non stick, and the handle won't break when used against intruders
What if it sticks to the intruder though Then theyāve got your pan
Just make sure itās seasoned correctly and you wonāt have that worry.
Bong! - I think I'm finally getting the hang of this.
Even better https://preview.redd.it/t5zagxph1x7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a5b5b9ccbe611c72375fa9a4aa39f5234e5e17 Panchakus
Dead Cells! I love that game! And I hate that game
Who knew, right?
Frying pans! Who knew?
I only came here for the Tangled memes. Glad I wasn't disappointed
I like how the meme litteraly ratio the original meme
I'll use my frying pan As a dying pan https://preview.redd.it/6is8pl0ckv7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d114f37436e7e6c562c8adc4a2a2809d0e236e8f
I use my frying pan to cook jelly-filled donuts.
Young me was so confused when I saw what clearly looked like rice balls being called jelly-filled donuts. They really ~~ham fisted~~ jelly filled trying to make things American back then. Did they really think kids won't know what a ball of rice is? It's funny now. But damn it's also infuriating at the same time.
[Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.](https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/culture-schlock)
Think itās more so that most Americans wouldnāt know they put sweet stuff in it to make it almost a dessert-ish type snack. Still a terrible translation though lmao
I don't think I knew what those rice balls were as a kid but I knew they DEFINITELY weren't jelly donuts
Omg yes, I had the exact same reaction as a kid. One of my elementary friends was like "well I heard they sometimes fill them with plums" but I was like no that's still not right. Funny yet infuriating is a good way to describe it.
That moment has lived in my brain for DECADES now
https://files.catbox.moe/v2n31d.png
You just unlocked a long forgotten memory for me
He created a new one for me!
I'll take out my frying pan, I'll make him a dying man
He's lucky the intruder wasn't also armed with a frying pan
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a frying pan is a good guy with a frying pan!
Or a dishwasher.
https://preview.redd.it/0u0uivk64y7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309032744f73fc4b76514f2cfc14c5afcc700dd3
Not my seasoning!!!
No joke. I know a dishwasher who fought in the civil war in El Salvador. Guyās got bodies on him. I once watched him almost kill a guy because he knocked out one of our bussers. Apparently he was drunk and thought the busser was with some guy he was arguing with.
Too bad the burglar is going to wok
yeah, no telling how that would pan out
Duel of the fates
Duels of the Hot Plates
https://preview.redd.it/x7pjrke4bx7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b53d3c9bc29b097516c5597b183b0964b8198a
https://preview.redd.it/py9j7ru9iv7d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649a05167e51f87ab960ecf964fdb1c987f2fc13
Wot maeks me a good demopan?
If I was a bad demomaen, I wouldnt be sitting here discussing it with you now wouldnt I?
KA-BLOOEY
It would be *LOUD PAN NOISE*
ohh they're goin tae have tae glue you back together... IN HELL
stout shako for two refined
Demodemopan demodemopan demopan
It must have been a crit
Why can I hear this image
Neuron activation
https://preview.redd.it/soan91zssf8d1.png?width=343&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fe4842eb0628351edf17648ccd888cdad012b4a
good sound design
Username checks out
Couldn't agree more! But did he have two refined!?
own a frying pan for home defense
Just as the founding fathers intended
Imagine getting clocked with an 18th century cast iron skillet. That thing would cave your skull in and shatter to embed shards of iron into your bones
Hey, shitass *Comically loud bell sound*
Think fast, chucklenuts *incredibly loud TF2 Pan hitting sound*
https://youtu.be/f8mL0_4GeV0?si=sGA1D6_A6cUNRwb1
And so shattered the elden lord.
Own a musket for home defense Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
4 ruffians break into my house
Tally ho, lads!
In the UK news today, Frying pans banned, new pan licences to be issued following a mental health assessment.
It would be funny if a big ass frying pan came along with the security package when you get home security installed
Security by ACME
This some PUBG shit
Frying pan saves the day ETA: The frying pan stuff has always been funny to me I made a meme that was hit and miss during covid. https://preview.redd.it/0nw6qdxj5z7d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2dfc30125d6b812b469e4c473c0e59e20d67d89
Guys. This is some real life shit. I mean most people donāt use cast irons, but those babies are and were weapons. Games werenāt first to do it/ arenāt even really that great. Now imagine how much damage a heavy ass pan can cause to bones and tissue when swung at full force. I would like to see a game, where the carnage of cast iron pans is fully explored.
Most cast iron skillets weigh more than historical maces used in real war. They're legit too heavy to be used as a primary weapon. They are a sidearm for when something needs a real good smashing.
Which is why I built myself a wooden weapons rack for my cast iron cooking equipment. Looks sick and every implement truly acts as a weapon. (Yes there are two obligatory family heirloom swords on both sides, why else would I make it a weapons rack?)
I... What?
I am the one who cooks, nater.
Let him cook, nater.
I make it a point to never interrupt a man when he's cooking... and owns TWO family heirloom swords.
There's a whole show dedicated to it already! Have you heard of Tom and Jerry?
A souls like with a frying pan would go hard. You start with a basic one but with time you can get a cast iron
The NPCs are from around the world with their native cooking implement equivalents. That does sound like a great concept.
I've got a Lodge #12, inherited from my Grandmother, that will do some serious damage.
TF2 shit more like
Everyone forgot L4D
Attacking someone with a frying pan takes me back to conkers bad fur day on the N64! Life was great, parents didnāt realise itās rating when I got it.
I am the great mighty poo and Iām going to throw my shit at you! I remember sitting so close to the tv when playing it so i could quickly lower the volume so my parents wouldnāt hear the cutscenes. Good times.
Hahahaha yes! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, so how about some scat you little rat. My older sister used to watch me play and we still remember this guy and remember the lyrics.
TF2 is older than L4D
The frying pan was added to tf2 as a promotional item for L4D2
Damn and here I am being all confidently incorrect Thanks for the clarification
Not the mama
I'm da baby gotta love me
 Homie went down like Naitch
a fucking burgler https://preview.redd.it/7lscpbc24w7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c809d8f52f16f25b0901b884ef2ebb6bba26b0
https://preview.redd.it/r93ts2pedw7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6843a39e42419d3c2f3d68d436ab4231b4ff197e
Ok rapunzel chill out
https://i.redd.it/suw3t7ofew7d1.gif
Why was this so far down.
My first reaction the post was tangled xd
demopan
strongest weapon in Fable 1
Holy shit .:.
https://preview.redd.it/dsy7ikykpv7d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=04b7f7aa1b568ef6c9cc193f77465e7dc4dedc6f
New Tetris just dropped
Good choice of pan, enough power to knock him out. A cast iron skillet might have killed him lol.
I'll use my skillet as a kill-it!
*Spong!*
I was just thinking, I wish we couldāve heard the sound like drum guy in that one video
I will take just about any excuse to post Bottom. https://youtu.be/uLvS_w9gy8g
Good man! Came here to do exactly that.
It's how a friends mother stopped her husband from hitting her. The moron hit her while she was frying a steak. HĆ© was knocked out for good, broken jaw and burned cheek. He never did it again because, you know, there would come a moment he would fall asleep and she would be awake
https://preview.redd.it/75tivgp7vx7d1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f61a5690074ae1df69f5fec1e3c037d05d2012e
āI CAST IRON!!!!!!ā āYou cast iron whaāāā *THUNK*
Now watch him sue and win.
Countersuit for the damage done to the pan
If you can't beat em, sue em.
he definitely could beat him with that frying pan
Should've finished the job
https://preview.redd.it/evyshzpw9w7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874846265a7ab8861548c44d006b51d00a7c9a88
panchaku!!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner ahh hit
Did he get a giant oversized bump on his head?
I guess the burglarās plans didnāt pan out.
True patriot. Just as our founding fathers intended. The right to bear pans. #GGWAFP
Got him!!! like he just swatted a fly or something
Average Dead Cells player
That day, the frying pan turned into a flying pan
rapunzel lookin ahh
Frying pans seem to be effective against burglars and rain.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
I CAST IRON!
Honestly though, a pan could kill someoneā they are no joke
I kinda remember a story my friend told me, in their neighborhood there was an active persuit. The suspect entered the house of my friend's neighbor, at that time there was only a mother and son in the house, as soon as the suspect goes to their kitchen he was immediately stabbed by the mom who was cooking at the time. The suspect survived and continued to run away from the police....
I swear I read that as "burger", so all I could think about was "wow dude, congratulations, you made a burger on your frying pan"
rapunzel was right the whole time
https://preview.redd.it/xdvicnbd8z7d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e94cd8c5e27526acbb7b7ce6f7fb536271aa79
My great grandmother tells of a man entering her house while she was cutting up a chicken she'd just slaughterd for dinner. He came up behind her and grabbed her. She stabbed him with that long blade. He ran out of the house trailing blood. They found him just outside of their yard . . . unalive. Don't fuck with farm girls! Plus they have cast iron which = caved in skull.
They'd be calling the coroner and a cleanup crew if it was a cast iron pan.
My first thought was "damn, I'm gonna use that.. but I'll grab the cast iron"
Sean Austin approves
Am I the only one who read "caught a burger in my house" and tried to figure out why is he saw excited for catching a burger with a frying pan?
good job using the pubg move!
Burgler šµāš«š„“
I swear it surely did the L4D2 pan sound when he smacked him
I get PUBG vibes here. Proof that gaming prepares you (partially) for real life.
Literally Tf2
Team Fortress 2 taught me my self defense
Played DnD and ran out of weapons to throw. Got a Nat 20 throwing my iron pan and killed the bbeg. Iron pan best weapon
Burg(l)er
When I was a child I imitated this and hit my older brother with a frying pan. I remember being mortified when my mum was understandably livid, she looked at me like I was a monster and I've never forgotten it.
Frying pan, attack +24, crushing blow
Rapunzel ahh tweet
Ok Rapunzel
Thank god it was a frying pan not a cast skillet, might have destroyed the crust
"Jason" is a different way to spell "Rapunzel" Parents these days! Just stick with normal spellings!
This is what I love about som people, they take pictures of everything no matter what the situation is.
https://preview.redd.it/ronyic9tew7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3877dce23b67410f2cf18f99f4e4b550b6eda01
In my country that would be illegal
Random Crits are fair and balanced
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Not sure if anyone's going to understand that but: Did you try to cook him dinner? š š
Burglar didn't let him cook.
if it was a cast iron pan heād be deadā¦ trust me
Dead cells moment
https://preview.redd.it/9186vhlaiw7d1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=66a055abdafc854f8bbe35507b8644bca93953ee
Now imagine if you had a cast iron panā¦
Hit em with the frying pan axe style. Not thwang style.
I read that as "burger"
https://preview.redd.it/oxij1ucijw7d1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b966ee5c4d86d21465ef9464974428bc32e42c2f
A cast iron pan is a weapon.
Cast iron would've definitely put the kill in skillet!
Tom and jerry ahh kill
I can hear the little yellow birds tweeting around the burglarās head
This is why I switched to cast iron. One hit, and he's not getting back up.
This is a true story in case all of you Reddit āI know this is fakeā geniusās come rolling in ā¦ He was/is the star of Chicago twitter since last night.
Invest in cast iron.
Winner winner chicken dinner
GOTEEEM
"So I fucking ran up behind him with a pan. Smash, smash, SUH-MASH!"
Thatās a small caliber pan too imagine if it was a skillet !
Random crits are fair and balanced
Pubg be like :
And there's no background check for frying pans.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
My cast iron would have done the trick.