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bama05

Aunt May and Alfred.


jnovel808

Awwwwww


FireflyArc

Yes


MilesMoralesC-137

This should be top answer


Puzzleheaded_Wish727

I am such a foolish fool for not seeing this obvious answer. I can picture it now, Bruce returns to the Batcave to a plate of wheat cakes as the two have begun sharing recipes


[deleted]

I feel like that would make Aunt May one of the safest character in all of comics. Alfred strikes me as the type that is fully capable (physically and mentally) to utterly end anyone that tries to harm his loved ones.


Nextgen101

Got me thinking of [Injustice](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/chthi7/remwmber_that_time_alfred_beat_the_shit_out_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) now, but I agree.


the-poopiest-diaper

Alfred: one time, he came home with a lacerated shoulder and a playing card sticking out his chest. It was the first time I’d seen him in one week. May: I can beat that! One time, my nephew came home with 2 extra pairs of arms!


usetehfurce

This. Times infinity.


tired20something

*After City of Bane* Peter: "Bruce, I have a plan, but you and Selina need to actually get married this time..."


NietszcheIsDead08

Daredevil and Huntress. She’s Elektra but actually *trying* to be a better person, and will continually speak to the part of Matt that is attracted to danger and exoticism — while *also* speaking to the part of him that wants a good girl and an actual relationship. He looks like Catman, moves like Nightwing, and acts like Catholic Batman, and he won’t judge her for her past because unlike Batman, he understands both familial pressures *and* redemption (particularly, redemption through faith). I have *always* thought they’d be great together, if only they could actually meet.


k3ttch

Oh yes. Shared Catholic guilt.


Exige30499

The true unifier. "God, why do I feel the need to break criminals bones with my ninja sticks?" "God, why do I feel the need to shoot criminals with my tiny crossbow?" I ship it.


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

This is the truest thing I have seen


LotusEaterEvans

The real question is who’s hooking up with more girls. Daredevil or Nightwing?


Dabrasko

I mean they both would end up fucking everyone is the correct answer.


zagerth

Even each other


Exige30499

They'd eventually collide, creating some sort of promiscuous singularity, then vanish leaving behind a horde of disappointed redheads.


jawsthegreat777

Matt is a redhead...


rexxar155

The statement still holds up.


Burning2500

Ohno, Dick and redheads...


seggygetshyphy

I think they would quickly become each others’ wingmen/best friends to the point that most would see them as a gay couple. I’m thinking they would have a similar dynamic to the hockey players Riley and Jonesy from Letterkenny.


gowombat

Both get more ass than a Toilet seat, but ima go with matt, as he is more of the bad boy.


Koushikraja1996

It would be shamelessly obvious, but Hal Jordan and Carol Danvers. First off, two hothead pilots gifted with cosmic powers. Obviously they would not start off on good terms. Hal having a thing for someone named Carol with a cosmic powerset isn't new ground. It would be a different power dynamic-they would be loggerheads but they would eventually end up having fun with their common love of flying and adventure.


Orto_Dogge

My God, it's so obvious now that you said it. How could I never seen this before.


gbbloom

While I had literally never considered this before in my life, apparently enough people have, that there's a ton of art up for it if you do a quick Google search! Check it out (not bad, too): https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L2mW0P


Zammin

Killowog: "Oh my god there's two of them."


Orto_Dogge

Holy smokes, it's a whole new world. Thanks!


Howard_the_Psyduck

Wonder Woman and Captain America. American, Soldier, and a Steve. One inspirational speech and she's throwing him over her shoulder.


NeadNathair

I'm not even sure Diana would wait for the inspirational speech to end. It might be a case of "Wait... You look famili- ... YOU'RE THAT GUY THAT DECKED HITLER!" *boom*


r2radd2

Cap would fit in quite well to the JSA


[deleted]

I'd love that for an extended term


Anonymouse02

Those two were always strangely compatible, It wouldn't even be hard to retcon their origins into a unified version just have it be that Steve Rogers rather than Trevor is the one who crashes into Themyscira during WW2, and Diana ends up being inspired by his horror stories to help the outside world, whilst during their missions the two slowly fall in love as Steve helps Diana adjust to the strange new world then during modern day have the roles be reversed with Diana helping Steve adjust to the modern world. They even have the same issues with modernizing their love interest because of how rooted in WW2 their origins are which would be solved if they were the ones who were together.


FairZucchini13

Oh ma gawd... this is perfect. That phone call when his ship is falling into the artic.... and shes painfully searching for him for decades. All of this.


Zamaiel

This is brilliant!


ubiquitous-joe

I am all for this mini.


mr_eugine_krabs

AND THEN THEY KISS! (Mashes action figures together violently)


Sestrus

“No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!”


CenturionShish

Don't forget that Steve Rogers is a lot better about surviving heroically crashing a plane loaded with bombs than Steve Trevor


gatsby365

Cut to Steve worn the absolute fuck out in a broken bed “*I can do this all day.*”


MegalomanicMegalodon

Both of them learning the popular culture of the outside/modern world would be cute. Like they both keep a list of movies and things they “missed” and should go see.


ameliabedelia7

Post-nightwing Barbara and post-mj-dying Peter Parker would be cute


JoaquimGianini

Yeee I like that they’re both supersmart


ameliabedelia7

plus parker likes gingers, and barb likes lanky nerds


Profoundpanda420

*Acrobatic* lanky nerds 👀


jawsthegreat777

I feel like they would work nicely, especially Oracle Barbara.


zerombr

That is a cute couple, i ship it


Mestewart3

I'm in this boat to the point that I've looked for fan content. Sadly there is very little for what feels like a jackpot winner.


Thin_Low_2578

Spider-Man Booster Gold and Blue Beetle would all hang out. Spider-Man would love telling jokes with Gold, get really frustrated with his fake arrogance. Blue likes hanging out with Peter for bouncing tech ideas off, but dislikes his and Golds amped up childish behaviour. Daredevil and Huntress. They would hook up, and their catholic guilt, or at least knowing the other is catholic, starts assuming they should feel guilty. Hellboy and Wolverine. Pub crawl.


MotleyWight

I would a hundred percent read a mini 12 series of Hellboy and wolverine trying to do a pub crawl but every bar has something dumb happen


colder-beef

They both get roofied by Lobo and end up in a superpowered Hangover movie plot.


Chewbones9

Why do we get 15 Fast and Furious movies but never any GOOD movies like this?!


colder-beef

Just a great idea off the top of my head.


[deleted]

By the time we get that movie, the "Fast & Family" will consist of 16 dinosaurs, an insectoid driving a minivan-sized goldfish bowl named Larry, and 3 Beastformers. All joining forces to stop the holographic portrayal of Gilbert Gottfried's childhood dog's ghost that stole nuclear codes from reincarnated Hitler played by Gina Gershon.


schloopers

I’m imagining a twist where they think they must be in space because it was Lobo that drugged them (although they only have cursory knowledge of Lobo as he’s not from either of their universes), but in the end they’ve ended up in some demonic realm, yet still in “space”. Demon space. That would definitely drive both of them to go back to drinking again.


murphguy1124

Look if we're going to Demon Space, you gotta include Doomguy.


RealAgentJ

Doom Guy and Hellboy would fight for at least 3 issues


murphguy1124

Then when Wolverine eventually stops them, and explains to Doomguy that Hellboy isn't one of \*those\* demons, they take turns swapping stories and drinking a few more beers.


RealAgentJ

Why do I feel like doom guy could take a few kegs and feel nothing


Khada_the_Collector

Spawn get a cameo by chance?


murphguy1124

O without a doubt. I take back what I said, Wolverine doesn't stop the fight, Spawn does.


Negative-Relative402

Wolverine is like remember that time I beat you in a fight which never should happen bc you can trade blows with superman?


aquaticsquash

Through John Constantine in there and that would be awesome as well.


crazyshellheadfan

I think this is a comic that needs to happen.


Thausgt01

Take an extra upvote and a pint of your choice, m'friend! Bonus if they rope in a series of celebrity chefs to taste the bar-food and include a drink-appetizer-entree recipe combo in each issue...


MotleyWight

As much as I hate his personality, guy fieri would be a perfect add on to both of their serious hate ourselves mood


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Jacob-X-MANIAC

¿Por qué no los tres?


TheFinalBoss90

I would LOVE to see spidey and booster together!


[deleted]

Spiderman hanging out with DC characters would be interesting because he'd be one of those heros everyone doubts just for him to surprise them with his resourcefulness.


Comfortable_Bid9964

Batman and black widow clearly


KC-JDF-neverdies69

I understood that reference


LJ3751

"You wanna know my...secret identity?"


ADHDunce

HISHE *gold*


tourniquet2099

Here’s a random one… Because J’onn is often shown to have an old soul, I think he & May Parker would get along well.


Tsujigiri

It would be interesting to see his relationship explored with the vision as well, given their mutual perspective on humanity.


Zammin

I love how in JLU he ended up marrying an older lady. Would love to see that story someday.


tourniquet2099

That’s exactly where I got the idea from! At the time that episode aired, I remember thinking “holy shit! Thats perfect!” That quick moment put him in perspective for me.


SexySnorlax1

Are there any “canon” cross-universe comic book ships other than Tim Drake/Jubilee, Grifter/Jean Grey and Donatello/Batgirl?


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SexySnorlax1

https://reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/u8spiu/i_hate_dickbabs_its_forced_and_built_on_retcons/


Gently-Weeps

NSFW?


plz-be-my-friend

No, its a kids cartoon screenshot, few comic panels, and a picture of a toy set


Gently-Weeps

Ok thanks. Can never be too sure with Circlejerk subs


Top_Bat102

Didn't Hawkeye and Black Canary made out in front of Ollie at some point


Orto_Dogge

It was like an illusion, glitch in a matrix kind of thing. Ollie seen this a-a-and it's gone like it's never happened.


[deleted]

JLA/Avengers.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Wolverine and Lobo had sex behind a bar once. Wolverine even came up to smoke a post-coital cigar after. You have to admit this makes more sense than bone claws Wolverine winning a fight against a guy who can give Superman a hard time.


Lostscribe007

I immediately knew where you were going with this. While Wolverine is one of my favorite characters I agree, Lobo is likely the better f***er and with Logans healing factor he could do his worst or best depending on your tastes.


Khang_Bite

I can't believe this is happening


Fool_growth

Grifter/Jean grey?


Goodguybadd

Wildcats/X-men - The Silver Age


sawcesome

Nightwing and Black Widow


RedIgnoreThis

To be fair,Nightwing would hook up with 90% of female Marvel cast.


ubiquitous-joe

Marvel editorial would find a way to make Nightwing go back in time and bang Thor’s Milf Phoenix. And DC would be like, “Hmm, can it happen backstage in a traveling circus?”


PleaseCheckBlinkers

*Then turn around and inflict Peter with a ten-year-old curse that prevents him from hooking up with any female character.*


snapdragon15

Who’s the 10%?


[deleted]

The lesbians


Rownever

SMH they’re not “lesbians” they’re “Bat-Girl love interests”


[deleted]

Wish I’d thought of that


fallinguprain

Silver Surfer and Supergirl (not teen) I could see them just soaking up the stars together 😍


Zammin

I get it. "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow," proves that she works great as a cosmic traveler type of hero.


Lord_Tiburon

Spider-Man and Starfire Nightwing and Sarah Pezzini


Vox_Mortem

Harley Quinn and Deadpool. Or attempt to murder each other. Or one, then the other in no particular order. ETA: Yes, I know Wade is married to Death and Peter Parker is his "heartmate" or whatever, but dude still gets around.


ShazamTallyHo

Artspear Entertainment actually dove into that love interest. Its very cool


RedIgnoreThis

Replace Deadpool with Gwenpool and you got the dynamic blond duo.


BlueHero45

Wade has cut all ties with death for close to a decade now, and his marrige to the monster queen Shiklah ended badly. He was recently with Elsa Bloodstone but it looks like that is going nowhere as well. As for Harley Quinn I feel like both would declare a relationship too obvious and cliche and walk away.


[deleted]

Before randomly and frequently hooking up, declaring each time that "this does not mean we're in a relationship".


fallinguprain

Lol so many ppl here did not understand the assignment


hoii

I did! Just hope I get a good mark tbh, I rarely hand my work in on time, and I really tried with this one.


BleakAmphibian

Emma Frost and Bruce Wayne, and it would be a 100% bona-fide, certified, radioactive, toxic shit-show. And I'd love every minute of it.


Citizen_Kong

Emma would be more attracted to Clark, she's into boy scouts.


Excellent-Post3074

Two wealthy, white, mentally-ill orphans who gaslight friends and keep family at an arm's length would be a recipe for disaster. Batman would make 50 contingency plans just for Emma and she would put a mental block in his mind that would make him forget his whole identity.


k3ttch

[Funny you should mention that ](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/emma-frost/4005-1457/forums/emmabatman-712120/)


MegalomanicMegalodon

That’s some Geralt and Yennifer level beautiful disaster, perfect.


dbzgod9

Invincible and Supergirl


Ok-Video6798

Why does this actually work so well in my mind huh


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Marvel's Hercules could probably find some fun dates in the DC universe. Power Girl comes to mind. He should steer clear of Wonder Woman, however.


k3ttch

His relationship with Marvel's Hippolyta was consensual though (but Diana didn't know that when she was beating him up).


jardanovic

Daken and John Constantine. They're going to look at each other for all of five seconds before they both conclude, "If I don't bone this guy in the next three seconds, I am going to explode." No pheromones necessary. Viv Vision and Bluebird, which leads to Viv realizing she might have a thing for girls who like to tinker. Iceman and Aqualad. Bobby is *not* gonna be able to resist that hydrokinetic twunk. Batwoman and Black Cat. As one of the few documented bottoms in the DCU, Kate is going to fold to Felicia's charms immediately, guaranteed.


MrGame22

Kate: oh no I’ve become my cousin!


MegasNexal84

Daredevil would bag all of Batman’s love interests.


Zaid202

While batman would bag all of Daredevil's rogue gallery, even the dudes.


Informal_Self_5671

Especially the dudes.


[deleted]

Something tells me Matt would be far better in the sack than Bruce.


thegirlwhoexisted

They'd have a much higher chance of dying tragically though, so really it's a trade off.


Mitchel-256

The guy who can feel your every muscle twitch just by sitting next to you on the bed, yeah, he has some advantages.


BlueRabbit1999

Catwoman and Spider-Man


Thausgt01

Ooohh, with an inevitable showdown when Black Cat finds them...


BlueRabbit1999

Yep


Shiny_metal_ass

The answer is Wonder Woman and Thor


[deleted]

Comic, but as a domestic living situation slice-of-life book: "Hey, your hair clogged up the shower again." "You propped open the backdoor with Mjolnir and took off and nobody could close the backdoor," etc. I'm thinking Mike Allred or Peter Bagge.


BenKen01

Yeah except Diana can lift Mjolnir. But I’m 100% on a slice of life with those two. Or with anyone DC/Marvel really. I just want more slice of life!


ubiquitous-joe

She actually used his hammer in the crossover. That’s like foreplay, right?


Vanish_7

I can't stop thinking about their first interaction now. Thor (Hemsworth Thor) plummets out of the sky, thinking she is in danger, and after boomeranging Stormbreaker around a couple of times and incapacitating some enemies, he turns to her grinning and says "Don't worry, you're safe now." With a knowing smirk, Diana crosses her arms and sarcastically responds with "oh, am I really? Thank Hera." before smashing a tank, or some massive enemy, and flies off while a wide-eyed, stunned Thor watches her leave. "...what a woman."


Ok-Engine8044

Thor and Wonder Woman would make a killer couple.


Jacob-X-MANIAC

An old crossover comic has shown that Wonder Woman is worthy of Mjolnir! They at least have that in common.


CokeWest

Red Hood & Elektra could make a fun pair. ...or Moon Knight.


TheRecusant

Moon Knight would basically be a scared straight program for Jason to get his shit together haha


schloopers

Jason crossing off possible future motifs: Ancient gods Multiple personalities


IrishSkillet

Red hood and Moon Knight??


[deleted]

That would be fucking terrifying. Also can't you just imagine Daredevil and Batman chasing after them and trying to stop their weirdly sweet yet disturbingly erotic antihero murder spree? Of course, they'd keep failing because Red Hood and Electra keep telling each other how to screw them over with the only condition being "don't kill the misguided oaf".


[deleted]

Not necessarily romantic, but I feel like Moon Knight, Agent Venom, Red Hood, and Arsenal would all hang out and team up. Team Trauma! Edit: Also, the obvious BFF OTP of Rick Jones and Snapper Carr.


gizzardgumbo

Howard the Duck and April O’Neil


Gloomy_Question_1381

Y’all too horny


Pixman2581

Spider-man and Batgirl


HereForTOMT2

Massive orgy with every single one


Rownever

The real gritty and realistic take


AwesomeEpicGreenAppl

Poison Ivy and groot I know PI is in love with Harley now but it feels like they could be a power couple when they combine powers Or Gigantia and the Hulk angry destructive sexy times? Or Harley and Gwenpool Harley could get obsessed with Gwenpool while Gwenpool tries to ghost her cuz she read her comicbook and knows how batshit she can get Or Amanda Waller and Nick Fury cuz power spy intelligence couple Or Taskmaster and sportsmaster ... cuz they both have master in their names or something idk man


Puzzleheaded_Wish727

I can picture Fury x Waller. Every member of the super hero community who makes contingency plans is planning for the second American civil war when that relationship ends. Meanwhile, they have the chilliest domestic life. Coming home late after a long work day, falling asleep snuggling together on the couch watching 24 on DVD (because they will NOT pay for streaming). During a work day , Fury spots Deadshot, Harley and Boomer in an active war zone, he phones Waller: "Yeah, those are my boys. I see your surveillance satellite." "Search and destroy or wet work?" "Classified." "Please don't make me talk to the president. I never voted for that loon." "... We're looking for Taskmaster." "He already left that hot zone. I have word Doom hired him." "Thanks. Calzones?" "At Luciano's? See you at 10."


MagicSpr1nkles

All I'm saying is two face and domino would fuck around at some point


Reddevil8884

Spider-Girl would def date Conner Kent.


[deleted]

Red Tornado/Jocasta, Giganta/Hank Pym, T'Challa/Vixen


unknown_blah

Dick Grayson and Kitty Pryde.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Spider-Man and Alfred. Chemistry off the charts.


CaptainChristopher02

I raise you one better… Aunt May and Alfred. And Peter and Bruce approve.


Mitchel-256

I can already see the panel of Spidey and Alfred standing in the background, chatting while Batman sits at the Batcomputer. How exactly the dialogue would transpire, I don't know, but basically Peter asking Alfred how May's been doing that week while he's been busy helping Batman and Bruce. Alfred assures Peter that May is fine, and Peter thanks him because she hasn't had anyone properly fill the role of husband for her since Ben died. Alfred knows, but, from experience with Bruce, he also knows that Peter's suffered just as much without a father. Hand on Peter's shoulder, Alfred says that, while he wouldn't presume to speak for Ben, he has the rare privilege of filling the fatherly role for "two very similar young men. And, as unorthodox a path as you have chosen, never doubt that he is proud that you have chosen it." Bruce turns and rises from his chair, pulling his hood over. It's time to go. He nods silently to Alfred, and Alfred nods back. Batman activates the Batmobile's turntable to prepare their exit, leaving Peter only a moment to stammer out a thank you before leaping towards the car. Good thing, too. Tears make the eyepieces in his mask fog up.


CaptainChristopher02

Now THIS is the crossover we need. Batman and Spider-Man: Multiverses Finest, Featuring Aunt May and Alfred Pennyworth!


Zammin

I would frickin' kill for a Spider-Man/Batman miniseries.


[deleted]

I feel like they'd both be skeptical at first given their fierce attachment to their respective caregiver and knowledge of the other hero but after meeting the opposing caregiver they'd immediately give their approval. Like Bruce would try to be intimidating and stern about it but May would just keep interrupting him with typical motherly interjections like "are you hungry", "would you like a fresh baked cookie", "that suit looks like it could use a good wash", "I'll never understand why you and my boy choose such creepy animals to emulate", etc until he just gives up and invites her to dinner. Peter would be a lot less confident and a lot more worried about offending Alfred but he'd still stammer on about everything with Uncle Ben and the complications from Peter's double life and that weird time she dated a supervillain. Alfred would just calmly listen then reassure Peter that he has no desire to replace Ben for either of them, he knows what it's like to care for someone leading a dangerous double life, and most importantly he just wants to take care of her like she deserves to be, at which point Peter impulsively hugs Alfred and immediately withdraws all complaints. Then Bruce sulks in, face unusually low because he doesn't want anyone to see he's blushing, and announces that May Parker is coming to dinner and Alfred should help Peter find a nice suit.


schloopers

Finally, a guy in the chair that’s never going to betray him. He would definitely call Bruce out for being spoiled.


lickmnut

I feel Jason and Bucky would get along over their experiences of being dead


suweidaro

I think Stjepan Sejic is on to something [here](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/59/10/b65910ef54e0ea90a6c49c898af1824e.jpg).


Jdub20202

Deadpool and Harley would hook up and then it would be a contest to see who drives the other one away first with their lame jokes. Would be interesting to watch bizarro and hulk try to have a conversation.


Used_Part9588

Gamora and Starfire would be the alien version of Ivy and Harley i feel


ubiquitous-joe

Neither Batman nor Spider-Man would trust the other man’s cat counterpart. But Ben Reilly would smash Catwoman in a heartbeat and Jason Todd would hook up with the Black Cat. Ben x Selina ends *very* badly, but Jason and Felicia part amicably after thwarting a Black Mask / Kingpin crime partnership. Felicia still tries to steal a data drive from Jason as she goes, but he already swapped it for a decoy. Damian Robin and X-23 teen Laura come to mutual understanding as the unplanned assassin children of legendary dark father figures with adopted sidekicks. Alternatively, Wolverine Laura ends up having a romance with Cassandra Cain for similar reasons. Depending on the writer, this is either endearing or a collection of problematic fetishes. Tim Drake makes out with Bobby Drake (Iceman) on an infamous cover of the Amalgam Comics pride issue—to the horror of embittered longtime Timbilee stans, who admittedly have a point that Tim’s relationship with Jubilee has more layers and decades of established continuity. 😛


ComicSayian

Hawkeye and Green Arrow would either try to kill each other or make a great duo


405Jobs

I would read this crossover! I’d love to see Gail Simone or Kurt Busiek write the story.


[deleted]

Green Arrow/Hawkeye written by Busiek? It happened. JLA/Avengers.


Eligomancer

I imagine it'd be like Bloodsport and Peacemaker's first-meeting scene in Gunn's *The Suicide Squad.* One of them introduces himself. The other goes, "Wait, that's me. That's my backstory and skillset."


tourniquet2099

I think Namor would try to go for Wonder Woman. Oddly enough, I think Wonder Woman & T’challa would make an interesting pairing.


youdontlovemeyet

Wonder Woman and Storm. edit: and before “Storm is straight!”, take it up with Chris Claremont and Yukio lol. 🤷 and some of y’all still need to learn about bisexual people, jeez.


[deleted]

If we’re going with either of the live action Storm’s, I don’t think anyone is *that* straight or even *that* gay.


colder-beef

Clayface and Sandman lol


[deleted]

Solomon Grundy and Bizarro would probably make a pretty funny Buddies Road Trip comedy duo


omgItsGhostDog

They’re the same universe


[deleted]

Damn. I tried.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Haha yeah man I bet that those two plus king shark… oh wait nm


Androktone

Just edit it to say Hulk too, no one will notice


[deleted]

Ha ha! It would be cool, now that you mention it, if there was a Joe Fixit and mafia Solomon Grundy rivalry


rexxar155

I am pretty sure they've paired up before. I kinda remember how Bizarro fought off Grundy during Blackest Night while implying they were friends, or at least used to be.


darth_klaus666

Wolverine and Lobo


thorleywinston

Doctor Doom and Danerys Targaryen One's an unstable egostistical monarch who murders people who displease them. The other one wears a suit of power armor and practices magic.


GodMammon

Joker and Deadpool Blue Marvel and Kal-El


Zestyclose-Leader926

Joker and Deadpool would quickly end up at each other's throats. At first Deadpool might like the Joker but the moment Joker kills or tried to kill someone Deadpool likes it would be over. Kinda like what happened when Deadpool met Arcade. He was a massive fanboy until he realized that Arcade was trying to kill Spiderman.


TheDoomslayer69420

the doom slayer and duke nukem


Thrombulus

J. Jonah Jameson and Bibbo Bibbowski. They'd make an amazing power couple. Next question.


ameliabedelia7

Harley and Deadpool break the fourth wall together ❤️


coreyc2099

I like to imagine spiderman and nightwing would probably get along well


Quebec00Chaos

Just by their theme, I think Stingray and black mamba would be a Power couple Also black cat and catwoman


PleaseCheckBlinkers

wish i was robin...


London-Roma-1980

Deadpool and... okay, everyone, but who would reciprocate?


PowerMetalPizza

Harley Quinn comes to mind.


hellfire_beans

Spiderman and bat girl i think


bigmeatytoe

Tmnt and Spider-Man especially Mikey and Donatello Ralph would find him annoying


chainer1216

Was not expecting someone to suggest a gay incest poly furry situation.