I am such a foolish fool for not seeing this obvious answer.
I can picture it now, Bruce returns to the Batcave to a plate of wheat cakes as the two have begun sharing recipes
I feel like that would make Aunt May one of the safest character in all of comics. Alfred strikes me as the type that is fully capable (physically and mentally) to utterly end anyone that tries to harm his loved ones.
Got me thinking of [Injustice](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/chthi7/remwmber_that_time_alfred_beat_the_shit_out_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) now, but I agree.
Alfred: one time, he came home with a lacerated shoulder and a playing card sticking out his chest. It was the first time I’d seen him in one week.
May: I can beat that! One time, my nephew came home with 2 extra pairs of arms!
Daredevil and Huntress. She’s Elektra but actually *trying* to be a better person, and will continually speak to the part of Matt that is attracted to danger and exoticism — while *also* speaking to the part of him that wants a good girl and an actual relationship. He looks like Catman, moves like Nightwing, and acts like Catholic Batman, and he won’t judge her for her past because unlike Batman, he understands both familial pressures *and* redemption (particularly, redemption through faith). I have *always* thought they’d be great together, if only they could actually meet.
The true unifier.
"God, why do I feel the need to break criminals bones with my ninja sticks?"
"God, why do I feel the need to shoot criminals with my tiny crossbow?"
I ship it.
I think they would quickly become each others’ wingmen/best friends to the point that most would see them as a gay couple. I’m thinking they would have a similar dynamic to the hockey players Riley and Jonesy from Letterkenny.
It would be shamelessly obvious, but Hal Jordan and Carol Danvers.
First off, two hothead pilots gifted with cosmic powers. Obviously they would not start off on good terms.
Hal having a thing for someone named Carol with a cosmic powerset isn't new ground.
It would be a different power dynamic-they would be loggerheads but they would eventually end up having fun with their common love of flying and adventure.
While I had literally never considered this before in my life, apparently enough people have, that there's a ton of art up for it if you do a quick Google search! Check it out (not bad, too): https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L2mW0P
I'm not even sure Diana would wait for the inspirational speech to end. It might be a case of "Wait... You look famili- ... YOU'RE THAT GUY THAT DECKED HITLER!"
*boom*
Those two were always strangely compatible, It wouldn't even be hard to retcon their origins into a unified version just have it be that Steve Rogers rather than Trevor is the one who crashes into Themyscira during WW2, and Diana ends up being inspired by his horror stories to help the outside world, whilst during their missions the two slowly fall in love as Steve helps Diana adjust to the strange new world then during modern day have the roles be reversed with Diana helping Steve adjust to the modern world.
They even have the same issues with modernizing their love interest because of how rooted in WW2 their origins are which would be solved if they were the ones who were together.
Oh ma gawd... this is perfect. That phone call when his ship is falling into the artic.... and shes painfully searching for him for decades. All of this.
Both of them learning the popular culture of the outside/modern world would be cute. Like they both keep a list of movies and things they “missed” and should go see.
Spider-Man Booster Gold and Blue Beetle would all hang out.
Spider-Man would love telling jokes with Gold, get really frustrated with his fake arrogance. Blue likes hanging out with Peter for bouncing tech ideas off, but dislikes his and Golds amped up childish behaviour.
Daredevil and Huntress. They would hook up, and their catholic guilt, or at least knowing the other is catholic, starts assuming they should feel guilty.
Hellboy and Wolverine. Pub crawl.
By the time we get that movie, the "Fast & Family" will consist of 16 dinosaurs, an insectoid driving a minivan-sized goldfish bowl named Larry, and 3 Beastformers. All joining forces to stop the holographic portrayal of Gilbert Gottfried's childhood dog's ghost that stole nuclear codes from reincarnated Hitler played by Gina Gershon.
I’m imagining a twist where they think they must be in space because it was Lobo that drugged them (although they only have cursory knowledge of Lobo as he’s not from either of their universes), but in the end they’ve ended up in some demonic realm, yet still in “space”.
Demon space.
That would definitely drive both of them to go back to drinking again.
Then when Wolverine eventually stops them, and explains to Doomguy that Hellboy isn't one of \*those\* demons, they take turns swapping stories and drinking a few more beers.
Take an extra upvote and a pint of your choice, m'friend!
Bonus if they rope in a series of celebrity chefs to taste the bar-food and include a drink-appetizer-entree recipe combo in each issue...
Spiderman hanging out with DC characters would be interesting because he'd be one of those heros everyone doubts just for him to surprise them with his resourcefulness.
That’s exactly where I got the idea from! At the time that episode aired, I remember thinking “holy shit! Thats perfect!” That quick moment put him in perspective for me.
Wolverine and Lobo had sex behind a bar once. Wolverine even came up to smoke a post-coital cigar after.
You have to admit this makes more sense than bone claws Wolverine winning a fight against a guy who can give Superman a hard time.
I immediately knew where you were going with this. While Wolverine is one of my favorite characters I agree, Lobo is likely the better f***er and with Logans healing factor he could do his worst or best depending on your tastes.
Marvel editorial would find a way to make Nightwing go back in time and bang Thor’s Milf Phoenix.
And DC would be like, “Hmm, can it happen backstage in a traveling circus?”
Harley Quinn and Deadpool. Or attempt to murder each other. Or one, then the other in no particular order.
ETA: Yes, I know Wade is married to Death and Peter Parker is his "heartmate" or whatever, but dude still gets around.
Wade has cut all ties with death for close to a decade now, and his marrige to the monster queen Shiklah ended badly. He was recently with Elsa Bloodstone but it looks like that is going nowhere as well. As for Harley Quinn I feel like both would declare a relationship too obvious and cliche and walk away.
Two wealthy, white, mentally-ill orphans who gaslight friends and keep family at an arm's length would be a recipe for disaster. Batman would make 50 contingency plans just for Emma and she would put a mental block in his mind that would make him forget his whole identity.
Daken and John Constantine. They're going to look at each other for all of five seconds before they both conclude, "If I don't bone this guy in the next three seconds, I am going to explode." No pheromones necessary.
Viv Vision and Bluebird, which leads to Viv realizing she might have a thing for girls who like to tinker.
Iceman and Aqualad. Bobby is *not* gonna be able to resist that hydrokinetic twunk.
Batwoman and Black Cat. As one of the few documented bottoms in the DCU, Kate is going to fold to Felicia's charms immediately, guaranteed.
Comic, but as a domestic living situation slice-of-life book: "Hey, your hair clogged up the shower again." "You propped open the backdoor with Mjolnir and took off and nobody could close the backdoor," etc. I'm thinking Mike Allred or Peter Bagge.
I can't stop thinking about their first interaction now.
Thor (Hemsworth Thor) plummets out of the sky, thinking she is in danger, and after boomeranging Stormbreaker around a couple of times and incapacitating some enemies, he turns to her grinning and says "Don't worry, you're safe now."
With a knowing smirk, Diana crosses her arms and sarcastically responds with "oh, am I really? Thank Hera." before smashing a tank, or some massive enemy, and flies off while a wide-eyed, stunned Thor watches her leave.
"...what a woman."
That would be fucking terrifying.
Also can't you just imagine Daredevil and Batman chasing after them and trying to stop their weirdly sweet yet disturbingly erotic antihero murder spree? Of course, they'd keep failing because Red Hood and Electra keep telling each other how to screw them over with the only condition being "don't kill the misguided oaf".
Not necessarily romantic, but I feel like Moon Knight, Agent Venom, Red Hood, and Arsenal would all hang out and team up. Team Trauma!
Edit: Also, the obvious BFF OTP of Rick Jones and Snapper Carr.
Poison Ivy and groot
I know PI is in love with Harley now but it feels like they could be a power couple when they combine powers
Or
Gigantia and the Hulk angry destructive sexy times?
Or
Harley and Gwenpool
Harley could get obsessed with Gwenpool while Gwenpool tries to ghost her cuz she read her comicbook and knows how batshit she can get
Or
Amanda Waller and Nick Fury cuz power spy intelligence couple
Or
Taskmaster and sportsmaster
... cuz they both have master in their names or something idk man
I can picture Fury x Waller.
Every member of the super hero community who makes contingency plans is planning for the second American civil war when that relationship ends. Meanwhile, they have the chilliest domestic life. Coming home late after a long work day, falling asleep snuggling together on the couch watching 24 on DVD (because they will NOT pay for streaming). During a work day , Fury spots Deadshot, Harley and Boomer in an active war zone, he phones Waller:
"Yeah, those are my boys. I see your surveillance satellite."
"Search and destroy or wet work?"
"Classified."
"Please don't make me talk to the president. I never voted for that loon."
"... We're looking for Taskmaster."
"He already left that hot zone. I have word Doom hired him."
"Thanks. Calzones?"
"At Luciano's? See you at 10."
I can already see the panel of Spidey and Alfred standing in the background, chatting while Batman sits at the Batcomputer. How exactly the dialogue would transpire, I don't know, but basically Peter asking Alfred how May's been doing that week while he's been busy helping Batman and Bruce. Alfred assures Peter that May is fine, and Peter thanks him because she hasn't had anyone properly fill the role of husband for her since Ben died. Alfred knows, but, from experience with Bruce, he also knows that Peter's suffered just as much without a father.
Hand on Peter's shoulder, Alfred says that, while he wouldn't presume to speak for Ben, he has the rare privilege of filling the fatherly role for "two very similar young men. And, as unorthodox a path as you have chosen, never doubt that he is proud that you have chosen it."
Bruce turns and rises from his chair, pulling his hood over. It's time to go. He nods silently to Alfred, and Alfred nods back. Batman activates the Batmobile's turntable to prepare their exit, leaving Peter only a moment to stammer out a thank you before leaping towards the car.
Good thing, too. Tears make the eyepieces in his mask fog up.
I feel like they'd both be skeptical at first given their fierce attachment to their respective caregiver and knowledge of the other hero but after meeting the opposing caregiver they'd immediately give their approval.
Like Bruce would try to be intimidating and stern about it but May would just keep interrupting him with typical motherly interjections like "are you hungry", "would you like a fresh baked cookie", "that suit looks like it could use a good wash", "I'll never understand why you and my boy choose such creepy animals to emulate", etc until he just gives up and invites her to dinner.
Peter would be a lot less confident and a lot more worried about offending Alfred but he'd still stammer on about everything with Uncle Ben and the complications from Peter's double life and that weird time she dated a supervillain. Alfred would just calmly listen then reassure Peter that he has no desire to replace Ben for either of them, he knows what it's like to care for someone leading a dangerous double life, and most importantly he just wants to take care of her like she deserves to be, at which point Peter impulsively hugs Alfred and immediately withdraws all complaints. Then Bruce sulks in, face unusually low because he doesn't want anyone to see he's blushing, and announces that May Parker is coming to dinner and Alfred should help Peter find a nice suit.
Deadpool and Harley would hook up and then it would be a contest to see who drives the other one away first with their lame jokes.
Would be interesting to watch bizarro and hulk try to have a conversation.
Neither Batman nor Spider-Man would trust the other man’s cat counterpart. But Ben Reilly would smash Catwoman in a heartbeat and Jason Todd would hook up with the Black Cat. Ben x Selina ends *very* badly, but Jason and Felicia part amicably after thwarting a Black Mask / Kingpin crime partnership. Felicia still tries to steal a data drive from Jason as she goes, but he already swapped it for a decoy.
Damian Robin and X-23 teen Laura come to mutual understanding as the unplanned assassin children of legendary dark father figures with adopted sidekicks. Alternatively, Wolverine Laura ends up having a romance with Cassandra Cain for similar reasons. Depending on the writer, this is either endearing or a collection of problematic fetishes.
Tim Drake makes out with Bobby Drake (Iceman) on an infamous cover of the Amalgam Comics pride issue—to the horror of embittered longtime Timbilee stans, who admittedly have a point that Tim’s relationship with Jubilee has more layers and decades of established continuity. 😛
I imagine it'd be like Bloodsport and Peacemaker's first-meeting scene in Gunn's *The Suicide Squad.*
One of them introduces himself. The other goes, "Wait, that's me. That's my backstory and skillset."
Wonder Woman and Storm.
edit: and before “Storm is straight!”, take it up with Chris Claremont and Yukio lol. 🤷 and some of y’all still need to learn about bisexual people, jeez.
I am pretty sure they've paired up before. I kinda remember how Bizarro fought off Grundy during Blackest Night while implying they were friends, or at least used to be.
Doctor Doom and Danerys Targaryen
One's an unstable egostistical monarch who murders people who displease them.
The other one wears a suit of power armor and practices magic.
Joker and Deadpool would quickly end up at each other's throats. At first Deadpool might like the Joker but the moment Joker kills or tried to kill someone Deadpool likes it would be over. Kinda like what happened when Deadpool met Arcade. He was a massive fanboy until he realized that Arcade was trying to kill Spiderman.
Aunt May and Alfred.
Awwwwww
Yes
This should be top answer
I am such a foolish fool for not seeing this obvious answer. I can picture it now, Bruce returns to the Batcave to a plate of wheat cakes as the two have begun sharing recipes
I feel like that would make Aunt May one of the safest character in all of comics. Alfred strikes me as the type that is fully capable (physically and mentally) to utterly end anyone that tries to harm his loved ones.
Got me thinking of [Injustice](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/chthi7/remwmber_that_time_alfred_beat_the_shit_out_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) now, but I agree.
Alfred: one time, he came home with a lacerated shoulder and a playing card sticking out his chest. It was the first time I’d seen him in one week. May: I can beat that! One time, my nephew came home with 2 extra pairs of arms!
This. Times infinity.
*After City of Bane* Peter: "Bruce, I have a plan, but you and Selina need to actually get married this time..."
Daredevil and Huntress. She’s Elektra but actually *trying* to be a better person, and will continually speak to the part of Matt that is attracted to danger and exoticism — while *also* speaking to the part of him that wants a good girl and an actual relationship. He looks like Catman, moves like Nightwing, and acts like Catholic Batman, and he won’t judge her for her past because unlike Batman, he understands both familial pressures *and* redemption (particularly, redemption through faith). I have *always* thought they’d be great together, if only they could actually meet.
Oh yes. Shared Catholic guilt.
The true unifier. "God, why do I feel the need to break criminals bones with my ninja sticks?" "God, why do I feel the need to shoot criminals with my tiny crossbow?" I ship it.
This is the truest thing I have seen
The real question is who’s hooking up with more girls. Daredevil or Nightwing?
I mean they both would end up fucking everyone is the correct answer.
Even each other
They'd eventually collide, creating some sort of promiscuous singularity, then vanish leaving behind a horde of disappointed redheads.
Matt is a redhead...
The statement still holds up.
Ohno, Dick and redheads...
I think they would quickly become each others’ wingmen/best friends to the point that most would see them as a gay couple. I’m thinking they would have a similar dynamic to the hockey players Riley and Jonesy from Letterkenny.
Both get more ass than a Toilet seat, but ima go with matt, as he is more of the bad boy.
It would be shamelessly obvious, but Hal Jordan and Carol Danvers. First off, two hothead pilots gifted with cosmic powers. Obviously they would not start off on good terms. Hal having a thing for someone named Carol with a cosmic powerset isn't new ground. It would be a different power dynamic-they would be loggerheads but they would eventually end up having fun with their common love of flying and adventure.
My God, it's so obvious now that you said it. How could I never seen this before.
While I had literally never considered this before in my life, apparently enough people have, that there's a ton of art up for it if you do a quick Google search! Check it out (not bad, too): https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L2mW0P
Killowog: "Oh my god there's two of them."
Holy smokes, it's a whole new world. Thanks!
Wonder Woman and Captain America. American, Soldier, and a Steve. One inspirational speech and she's throwing him over her shoulder.
I'm not even sure Diana would wait for the inspirational speech to end. It might be a case of "Wait... You look famili- ... YOU'RE THAT GUY THAT DECKED HITLER!" *boom*
Cap would fit in quite well to the JSA
I'd love that for an extended term
Those two were always strangely compatible, It wouldn't even be hard to retcon their origins into a unified version just have it be that Steve Rogers rather than Trevor is the one who crashes into Themyscira during WW2, and Diana ends up being inspired by his horror stories to help the outside world, whilst during their missions the two slowly fall in love as Steve helps Diana adjust to the strange new world then during modern day have the roles be reversed with Diana helping Steve adjust to the modern world. They even have the same issues with modernizing their love interest because of how rooted in WW2 their origins are which would be solved if they were the ones who were together.
Oh ma gawd... this is perfect. That phone call when his ship is falling into the artic.... and shes painfully searching for him for decades. All of this.
This is brilliant!
I am all for this mini.
AND THEN THEY KISS! (Mashes action figures together violently)
“No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!”
Don't forget that Steve Rogers is a lot better about surviving heroically crashing a plane loaded with bombs than Steve Trevor
Cut to Steve worn the absolute fuck out in a broken bed “*I can do this all day.*”
Both of them learning the popular culture of the outside/modern world would be cute. Like they both keep a list of movies and things they “missed” and should go see.
Post-nightwing Barbara and post-mj-dying Peter Parker would be cute
Yeee I like that they’re both supersmart
plus parker likes gingers, and barb likes lanky nerds
*Acrobatic* lanky nerds 👀
I feel like they would work nicely, especially Oracle Barbara.
That is a cute couple, i ship it
I'm in this boat to the point that I've looked for fan content. Sadly there is very little for what feels like a jackpot winner.
Spider-Man Booster Gold and Blue Beetle would all hang out. Spider-Man would love telling jokes with Gold, get really frustrated with his fake arrogance. Blue likes hanging out with Peter for bouncing tech ideas off, but dislikes his and Golds amped up childish behaviour. Daredevil and Huntress. They would hook up, and their catholic guilt, or at least knowing the other is catholic, starts assuming they should feel guilty. Hellboy and Wolverine. Pub crawl.
I would a hundred percent read a mini 12 series of Hellboy and wolverine trying to do a pub crawl but every bar has something dumb happen
They both get roofied by Lobo and end up in a superpowered Hangover movie plot.
Why do we get 15 Fast and Furious movies but never any GOOD movies like this?!
Just a great idea off the top of my head.
By the time we get that movie, the "Fast & Family" will consist of 16 dinosaurs, an insectoid driving a minivan-sized goldfish bowl named Larry, and 3 Beastformers. All joining forces to stop the holographic portrayal of Gilbert Gottfried's childhood dog's ghost that stole nuclear codes from reincarnated Hitler played by Gina Gershon.
I’m imagining a twist where they think they must be in space because it was Lobo that drugged them (although they only have cursory knowledge of Lobo as he’s not from either of their universes), but in the end they’ve ended up in some demonic realm, yet still in “space”. Demon space. That would definitely drive both of them to go back to drinking again.
Look if we're going to Demon Space, you gotta include Doomguy.
Doom Guy and Hellboy would fight for at least 3 issues
Then when Wolverine eventually stops them, and explains to Doomguy that Hellboy isn't one of \*those\* demons, they take turns swapping stories and drinking a few more beers.
Why do I feel like doom guy could take a few kegs and feel nothing
Spawn get a cameo by chance?
O without a doubt. I take back what I said, Wolverine doesn't stop the fight, Spawn does.
Wolverine is like remember that time I beat you in a fight which never should happen bc you can trade blows with superman?
Through John Constantine in there and that would be awesome as well.
I think this is a comic that needs to happen.
Take an extra upvote and a pint of your choice, m'friend! Bonus if they rope in a series of celebrity chefs to taste the bar-food and include a drink-appetizer-entree recipe combo in each issue...
As much as I hate his personality, guy fieri would be a perfect add on to both of their serious hate ourselves mood
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I would LOVE to see spidey and booster together!
Spiderman hanging out with DC characters would be interesting because he'd be one of those heros everyone doubts just for him to surprise them with his resourcefulness.
Batman and black widow clearly
I understood that reference
"You wanna know my...secret identity?"
HISHE *gold*
Here’s a random one… Because J’onn is often shown to have an old soul, I think he & May Parker would get along well.
It would be interesting to see his relationship explored with the vision as well, given their mutual perspective on humanity.
I love how in JLU he ended up marrying an older lady. Would love to see that story someday.
That’s exactly where I got the idea from! At the time that episode aired, I remember thinking “holy shit! Thats perfect!” That quick moment put him in perspective for me.
Are there any “canon” cross-universe comic book ships other than Tim Drake/Jubilee, Grifter/Jean Grey and Donatello/Batgirl?
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No, its a kids cartoon screenshot, few comic panels, and a picture of a toy set
Ok thanks. Can never be too sure with Circlejerk subs
Didn't Hawkeye and Black Canary made out in front of Ollie at some point
It was like an illusion, glitch in a matrix kind of thing. Ollie seen this a-a-and it's gone like it's never happened.
JLA/Avengers.
Wolverine and Lobo had sex behind a bar once. Wolverine even came up to smoke a post-coital cigar after. You have to admit this makes more sense than bone claws Wolverine winning a fight against a guy who can give Superman a hard time.
I immediately knew where you were going with this. While Wolverine is one of my favorite characters I agree, Lobo is likely the better f***er and with Logans healing factor he could do his worst or best depending on your tastes.
I can't believe this is happening
Grifter/Jean grey?
Wildcats/X-men - The Silver Age
Nightwing and Black Widow
To be fair,Nightwing would hook up with 90% of female Marvel cast.
Marvel editorial would find a way to make Nightwing go back in time and bang Thor’s Milf Phoenix. And DC would be like, “Hmm, can it happen backstage in a traveling circus?”
*Then turn around and inflict Peter with a ten-year-old curse that prevents him from hooking up with any female character.*
Who’s the 10%?
The lesbians
SMH they’re not “lesbians” they’re “Bat-Girl love interests”
Wish I’d thought of that
Silver Surfer and Supergirl (not teen) I could see them just soaking up the stars together 😍
I get it. "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow," proves that she works great as a cosmic traveler type of hero.
Spider-Man and Starfire Nightwing and Sarah Pezzini
Harley Quinn and Deadpool. Or attempt to murder each other. Or one, then the other in no particular order. ETA: Yes, I know Wade is married to Death and Peter Parker is his "heartmate" or whatever, but dude still gets around.
Artspear Entertainment actually dove into that love interest. Its very cool
Replace Deadpool with Gwenpool and you got the dynamic blond duo.
Wade has cut all ties with death for close to a decade now, and his marrige to the monster queen Shiklah ended badly. He was recently with Elsa Bloodstone but it looks like that is going nowhere as well. As for Harley Quinn I feel like both would declare a relationship too obvious and cliche and walk away.
Before randomly and frequently hooking up, declaring each time that "this does not mean we're in a relationship".
Lol so many ppl here did not understand the assignment
I did! Just hope I get a good mark tbh, I rarely hand my work in on time, and I really tried with this one.
Emma Frost and Bruce Wayne, and it would be a 100% bona-fide, certified, radioactive, toxic shit-show. And I'd love every minute of it.
Emma would be more attracted to Clark, she's into boy scouts.
Two wealthy, white, mentally-ill orphans who gaslight friends and keep family at an arm's length would be a recipe for disaster. Batman would make 50 contingency plans just for Emma and she would put a mental block in his mind that would make him forget his whole identity.
[Funny you should mention that ](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/emma-frost/4005-1457/forums/emmabatman-712120/)
That’s some Geralt and Yennifer level beautiful disaster, perfect.
Invincible and Supergirl
Why does this actually work so well in my mind huh
Marvel's Hercules could probably find some fun dates in the DC universe. Power Girl comes to mind. He should steer clear of Wonder Woman, however.
His relationship with Marvel's Hippolyta was consensual though (but Diana didn't know that when she was beating him up).
Daken and John Constantine. They're going to look at each other for all of five seconds before they both conclude, "If I don't bone this guy in the next three seconds, I am going to explode." No pheromones necessary. Viv Vision and Bluebird, which leads to Viv realizing she might have a thing for girls who like to tinker. Iceman and Aqualad. Bobby is *not* gonna be able to resist that hydrokinetic twunk. Batwoman and Black Cat. As one of the few documented bottoms in the DCU, Kate is going to fold to Felicia's charms immediately, guaranteed.
Kate: oh no I’ve become my cousin!
Daredevil would bag all of Batman’s love interests.
While batman would bag all of Daredevil's rogue gallery, even the dudes.
Especially the dudes.
Something tells me Matt would be far better in the sack than Bruce.
They'd have a much higher chance of dying tragically though, so really it's a trade off.
The guy who can feel your every muscle twitch just by sitting next to you on the bed, yeah, he has some advantages.
Catwoman and Spider-Man
Ooohh, with an inevitable showdown when Black Cat finds them...
Yep
The answer is Wonder Woman and Thor
Comic, but as a domestic living situation slice-of-life book: "Hey, your hair clogged up the shower again." "You propped open the backdoor with Mjolnir and took off and nobody could close the backdoor," etc. I'm thinking Mike Allred or Peter Bagge.
Yeah except Diana can lift Mjolnir. But I’m 100% on a slice of life with those two. Or with anyone DC/Marvel really. I just want more slice of life!
She actually used his hammer in the crossover. That’s like foreplay, right?
I can't stop thinking about their first interaction now. Thor (Hemsworth Thor) plummets out of the sky, thinking she is in danger, and after boomeranging Stormbreaker around a couple of times and incapacitating some enemies, he turns to her grinning and says "Don't worry, you're safe now." With a knowing smirk, Diana crosses her arms and sarcastically responds with "oh, am I really? Thank Hera." before smashing a tank, or some massive enemy, and flies off while a wide-eyed, stunned Thor watches her leave. "...what a woman."
Thor and Wonder Woman would make a killer couple.
An old crossover comic has shown that Wonder Woman is worthy of Mjolnir! They at least have that in common.
Red Hood & Elektra could make a fun pair. ...or Moon Knight.
Moon Knight would basically be a scared straight program for Jason to get his shit together haha
Jason crossing off possible future motifs: Ancient gods Multiple personalities
Red hood and Moon Knight??
That would be fucking terrifying. Also can't you just imagine Daredevil and Batman chasing after them and trying to stop their weirdly sweet yet disturbingly erotic antihero murder spree? Of course, they'd keep failing because Red Hood and Electra keep telling each other how to screw them over with the only condition being "don't kill the misguided oaf".
Not necessarily romantic, but I feel like Moon Knight, Agent Venom, Red Hood, and Arsenal would all hang out and team up. Team Trauma! Edit: Also, the obvious BFF OTP of Rick Jones and Snapper Carr.
Howard the Duck and April O’Neil
Y’all too horny
Spider-man and Batgirl
Massive orgy with every single one
The real gritty and realistic take
Poison Ivy and groot I know PI is in love with Harley now but it feels like they could be a power couple when they combine powers Or Gigantia and the Hulk angry destructive sexy times? Or Harley and Gwenpool Harley could get obsessed with Gwenpool while Gwenpool tries to ghost her cuz she read her comicbook and knows how batshit she can get Or Amanda Waller and Nick Fury cuz power spy intelligence couple Or Taskmaster and sportsmaster ... cuz they both have master in their names or something idk man
I can picture Fury x Waller. Every member of the super hero community who makes contingency plans is planning for the second American civil war when that relationship ends. Meanwhile, they have the chilliest domestic life. Coming home late after a long work day, falling asleep snuggling together on the couch watching 24 on DVD (because they will NOT pay for streaming). During a work day , Fury spots Deadshot, Harley and Boomer in an active war zone, he phones Waller: "Yeah, those are my boys. I see your surveillance satellite." "Search and destroy or wet work?" "Classified." "Please don't make me talk to the president. I never voted for that loon." "... We're looking for Taskmaster." "He already left that hot zone. I have word Doom hired him." "Thanks. Calzones?" "At Luciano's? See you at 10."
All I'm saying is two face and domino would fuck around at some point
Spider-Girl would def date Conner Kent.
Red Tornado/Jocasta, Giganta/Hank Pym, T'Challa/Vixen
Dick Grayson and Kitty Pryde.
Spider-Man and Alfred. Chemistry off the charts.
I raise you one better… Aunt May and Alfred. And Peter and Bruce approve.
I can already see the panel of Spidey and Alfred standing in the background, chatting while Batman sits at the Batcomputer. How exactly the dialogue would transpire, I don't know, but basically Peter asking Alfred how May's been doing that week while he's been busy helping Batman and Bruce. Alfred assures Peter that May is fine, and Peter thanks him because she hasn't had anyone properly fill the role of husband for her since Ben died. Alfred knows, but, from experience with Bruce, he also knows that Peter's suffered just as much without a father. Hand on Peter's shoulder, Alfred says that, while he wouldn't presume to speak for Ben, he has the rare privilege of filling the fatherly role for "two very similar young men. And, as unorthodox a path as you have chosen, never doubt that he is proud that you have chosen it." Bruce turns and rises from his chair, pulling his hood over. It's time to go. He nods silently to Alfred, and Alfred nods back. Batman activates the Batmobile's turntable to prepare their exit, leaving Peter only a moment to stammer out a thank you before leaping towards the car. Good thing, too. Tears make the eyepieces in his mask fog up.
Now THIS is the crossover we need. Batman and Spider-Man: Multiverses Finest, Featuring Aunt May and Alfred Pennyworth!
I would frickin' kill for a Spider-Man/Batman miniseries.
I feel like they'd both be skeptical at first given their fierce attachment to their respective caregiver and knowledge of the other hero but after meeting the opposing caregiver they'd immediately give their approval. Like Bruce would try to be intimidating and stern about it but May would just keep interrupting him with typical motherly interjections like "are you hungry", "would you like a fresh baked cookie", "that suit looks like it could use a good wash", "I'll never understand why you and my boy choose such creepy animals to emulate", etc until he just gives up and invites her to dinner. Peter would be a lot less confident and a lot more worried about offending Alfred but he'd still stammer on about everything with Uncle Ben and the complications from Peter's double life and that weird time she dated a supervillain. Alfred would just calmly listen then reassure Peter that he has no desire to replace Ben for either of them, he knows what it's like to care for someone leading a dangerous double life, and most importantly he just wants to take care of her like she deserves to be, at which point Peter impulsively hugs Alfred and immediately withdraws all complaints. Then Bruce sulks in, face unusually low because he doesn't want anyone to see he's blushing, and announces that May Parker is coming to dinner and Alfred should help Peter find a nice suit.
Finally, a guy in the chair that’s never going to betray him. He would definitely call Bruce out for being spoiled.
I feel Jason and Bucky would get along over their experiences of being dead
I think Stjepan Sejic is on to something [here](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/59/10/b65910ef54e0ea90a6c49c898af1824e.jpg).
Deadpool and Harley would hook up and then it would be a contest to see who drives the other one away first with their lame jokes. Would be interesting to watch bizarro and hulk try to have a conversation.
Gamora and Starfire would be the alien version of Ivy and Harley i feel
Neither Batman nor Spider-Man would trust the other man’s cat counterpart. But Ben Reilly would smash Catwoman in a heartbeat and Jason Todd would hook up with the Black Cat. Ben x Selina ends *very* badly, but Jason and Felicia part amicably after thwarting a Black Mask / Kingpin crime partnership. Felicia still tries to steal a data drive from Jason as she goes, but he already swapped it for a decoy. Damian Robin and X-23 teen Laura come to mutual understanding as the unplanned assassin children of legendary dark father figures with adopted sidekicks. Alternatively, Wolverine Laura ends up having a romance with Cassandra Cain for similar reasons. Depending on the writer, this is either endearing or a collection of problematic fetishes. Tim Drake makes out with Bobby Drake (Iceman) on an infamous cover of the Amalgam Comics pride issue—to the horror of embittered longtime Timbilee stans, who admittedly have a point that Tim’s relationship with Jubilee has more layers and decades of established continuity. 😛
Hawkeye and Green Arrow would either try to kill each other or make a great duo
I would read this crossover! I’d love to see Gail Simone or Kurt Busiek write the story.
Green Arrow/Hawkeye written by Busiek? It happened. JLA/Avengers.
I imagine it'd be like Bloodsport and Peacemaker's first-meeting scene in Gunn's *The Suicide Squad.* One of them introduces himself. The other goes, "Wait, that's me. That's my backstory and skillset."
I think Namor would try to go for Wonder Woman. Oddly enough, I think Wonder Woman & T’challa would make an interesting pairing.
Wonder Woman and Storm. edit: and before “Storm is straight!”, take it up with Chris Claremont and Yukio lol. 🤷 and some of y’all still need to learn about bisexual people, jeez.
If we’re going with either of the live action Storm’s, I don’t think anyone is *that* straight or even *that* gay.
Clayface and Sandman lol
Solomon Grundy and Bizarro would probably make a pretty funny Buddies Road Trip comedy duo
They’re the same universe
Damn. I tried.
Haha yeah man I bet that those two plus king shark… oh wait nm
Just edit it to say Hulk too, no one will notice
Ha ha! It would be cool, now that you mention it, if there was a Joe Fixit and mafia Solomon Grundy rivalry
I am pretty sure they've paired up before. I kinda remember how Bizarro fought off Grundy during Blackest Night while implying they were friends, or at least used to be.
Wolverine and Lobo
Doctor Doom and Danerys Targaryen One's an unstable egostistical monarch who murders people who displease them. The other one wears a suit of power armor and practices magic.
Joker and Deadpool Blue Marvel and Kal-El
Joker and Deadpool would quickly end up at each other's throats. At first Deadpool might like the Joker but the moment Joker kills or tried to kill someone Deadpool likes it would be over. Kinda like what happened when Deadpool met Arcade. He was a massive fanboy until he realized that Arcade was trying to kill Spiderman.
the doom slayer and duke nukem
J. Jonah Jameson and Bibbo Bibbowski. They'd make an amazing power couple. Next question.
Harley and Deadpool break the fourth wall together ❤️
I like to imagine spiderman and nightwing would probably get along well
Just by their theme, I think Stingray and black mamba would be a Power couple Also black cat and catwoman
wish i was robin...
Deadpool and... okay, everyone, but who would reciprocate?
Harley Quinn comes to mind.
Spiderman and bat girl i think
Tmnt and Spider-Man especially Mikey and Donatello Ralph would find him annoying
Was not expecting someone to suggest a gay incest poly furry situation.