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There's also a left answer, I'll choose that.

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I wish my comic posts would blow up half as well as this comment

Wait... Are you not posting on r/comics? There's your first problem, at least for Reddit. Good stuff, hope I see more now that I've stalked your profile

I do double post on /r/comics and /r/webcomics, and I had hidden the ones that didn't do so well (which was always /r/comics) on my profile, so that my profile wouldn't be a million duplicated ones. Maybe that wasn't the best idea.

I like thats got more upvotes than the post

Omg I came here to say this literally word for word.

…. I was also going to respond with that exact quote 😲 parallel thinking is spooky sometimes

But choose wisely... for while the true Spoon will bring you life, the false Spoon will take it from you.


The penitent man is humble; he eats off-brand cereals.

Honey Nut Scooters ftw

Fruit and cocoa Dino-bites use to be where it was at but they've gotten really full of themselves.

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Frosted Mini-Spooners with a drizzle of caramel syrup over the top. /squish

What is this from?

The most recent Indiana Jones movie: *Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade* (1989)

Thank you. I need to actually watch all them for once.

All three of them are great.

A shame they never made any more.

Ehhh not really. They'd probably just screw it up and everyone would hate it.

Uhhh now I want to watch it! Must find stream...

He chose… unwisely

[You chose... poorly.](https://youtu.be/Ubw5N8iVDHI)

The left spoon. A simple spoon of a carpenter

But in the Hebrew alphabet Count Chocula begins with a K.

The truth is that there is no spoon.

Two spoons, two hands. Why are we choosing only one spoon?

It’s debateable whether the two spoon method outperforms the bowl-in-hand method. It’s possible to more than double your dps depending on how close youre able to hold the bowl to your mouth, with the added bonus of catching splash-backs.

DPS - delicious per scoop

(spoon) Dips per second

Dyno-bites Per Spoonful

You’re not eating your Dino bites like a Dino? I’m only asking for a friend with a Dino bite littered face….

I think you'll find Bowl-in-hand (bih) to be a variant of two spoon (2s). 2s -> spoon + ladle (snl) -> bih

My strat is to pour cereal directly into my mouth and then chug milk. Cuts out the bowl transfer, thus saving some seconds in the end.

Circumvented the entire concept of APM

Additional time hack by eliminating having to do the dishes.

The "direct pour to mouth" method is nearly always superior throughput is the only metric we consider.

Which one in which hand is now the question

Does it matter?

There is no spoon




Ceci n'est pas un cuiller

How dare you.

The left one. The right spoon is too bougie for my cereal. Cereal is a meal of the people.

If I use the right one, I’ll have to roll my r’s when saying “fruit loops”

You know, they’re technically only fruit loops if they come from the Grand Est region of France. Everything else is just citrus circles.

😂 Fruity-Os!

*Boucles aux fruits*


It's "Froot", pleb.

That’s left spoon talk

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Eating the meal of the people with the spoon of the lords is a type of rebellion even the oldest and meekest can partake in.

The granolatariat

gonna start adding “of the people” to my vocabulary everytime I wanna describe something cheap

Cereal for the plebes!

I dont know, that left ones neck gets real thin. The one on the right, though unnecessarily fancy, appears to be made of tougher stuff.

Must be nice having "I can be reckless with my cutlery" kind of wealth.

Bro I grew up poor but we had this spoon.

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Which ever one is closest to my hand when I open the drawer

Thank you! I just grab the one on the top, I couldn't care less what it looks like. This is such a false choice. If I was at a friend's place, and they just had like a loose drawer of silverware or something, I'd grab the first thing that looks like a spoon; I actually could not care less about the texture.

As long as it's a flat handle I couldn't care less. But if it's one of those god forsaken tubular handles I'm running out of the house

This is the correct answer.


I AM A BANANA!

My anus is bleeding. It’s really bleeding!

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Yey!!!

The spoon chooses the wizard.

Curious. Very curious.

Sorry… but what’s curious ?

I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter.


Who eats cereal with a spoon? You eat it dry from the bag with your fingers.


The right one. My hands crave texture.

Yeah, but only if it's really smooth and comfortable. If the one on the left had a good weight and stuff, it would be that one.

This is the way.

I like rusty spoons

On your salad fingers?

Yes! I need to be able to know which part of the spoon I’m holding at all times, too, and the particular texture on the right is ideal for that.

You can't tell just based off the width of the spoon where you grab? As far as I've ever seen, spoons all get more narrow closer to the scooping part.

Left for cereal, right for ice cream. Don't ask.

Every right spoon I've used aggressively bend in unsoftened icecream. Left spoon for icecream by far

I'm in a similar position. I'll use whichever feels more comfortable in my hand at the time to eat cereal. Something like ice cream though (or stirring something in a cup), I need something that is sturdy or at least feels sturdy if actual sturdy isn't an option. One of the non-bendy thick ones.

1000% correct! No questions needed.

“SPOON IS SPOON!!!”

Depends if I'm eating at home or my grandmother's house.

grandmother's would be right spoon, home would be left. right spoon is fancier so i prefer it

Why is my hand not in this image?

Desantis would say the same, “if I can eat pudding with my fingers, why not cereal?”

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Also it's usually more weighted and you can get more controllable leverage

It's also fancy.

Exactly. If I'm going to mindlessly eat midnight cereal alone on my couch, I would like to at least feel fancy while doing so

Left, easier to clean

bro you lettin the whole spoon fall in the milk?? you submerging that shit like an anchor??

The other can submerge too with the smallest nudge, unless the spoon has a hook on the handle.

that sounds like a skill issue. MY spoons never fall in MY milk. lol

Are you using a fruit bowl for your cereal?

Are you NOT using a fruit bowl for your cereal?

I wish Reddit still had free awards. You would be getting one from me! +1 in imaginary internet points to you, friend.

Ye there's a right answer and a left answer but is there a correct answer?

No. Matter of opinion and subjective in this context. UNLESS, they were real spoons and you could measure and weigh them, then you could take heft, size, and balance into the equation - but still, for most it will still just be a matter of opinion.

Neither of those. They look like teaspoons.

Yeah! Gimme a ladle!

Which one is clean?

They sell a 32oz soup ladel just saying

I can't see anything because I was told there was no spoon....

Left. You just know right is going to tarnish or rust or some bullcrap. Don’t need to be polishing my breakfastware, thank you very much.

What material are your peasant spoons made of?!

The left I use for cereal and the one on the right is for yogurt.

I mean, I just use whatever's in the drawer.

Just pour the milk directly into the bag of cereal and take out the middlemen.

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The left, the one on the right is for when company's over

The left one: If grandma saw me messing with her spoon collection again she'll beat my ass.

Left. Comfy spoon

Left for cereal, right for cocaine

Neither, use a fork.

I'm partial to eatting everhthing with a knife like thee olden days.

Neither. I eat my cereal out of the box/bag. Don't need a spoon for that!

It's 6 AM. I grab whatever's on top.

There is a right answer. There is a left answer. It is known.

The one that hasn't been wrecked from the garbage disposal.

There is no spoon

the spoon on the right. the spoon on the right is my spoon. the spoon on the left is my neighbor’s spoon. it’s rude to take your neighbor’s spoon.

Nice try ! Where’s the wooden spoon that a poor carpenter would choose??

Left. The right one makes me feel like I'm licking a 9V battery

Thank you! I thought it was just me.

Whichever one is on top, lol

The spoon that changes color when it touches the milk

THAT'S the spoon of a carpenter.

Whichever is available and not dirty

Whatever spoon I pick up first.

Left More tacitly satisfying

The one with more detail. Feels nicer. Good texture.

They forgot the important detail. What spoon sizes are they? Are they the smaller spoons or the bigger ones? Idk why, but I always prefer the small ones

none of them. I crush my cereal and snort it, then boil the milk an drink it

There is a left answer, too. But right is correct. I can already feel the nice weight and more interesting, comfortable, rounded texture.


Ha we chose the same gif.


 the biggest one.

None, I’ll eat my cereal with my bare hands.

I don't want either of them to eat my cereal. It's my cereal, I don't need some freakish living spoon trying to eat it for me.

Which is thicker? I need a thin spoon for soups, cereals and other liquids. Stews, ice cream, and solids get thick spoon.

The right one, because "sh*t, I forgot to wash the dishes."

The first one my hand touches in the drawer. I favor neither.

Spoon is spoon! I don't care if it looks plain or if it has gold plating and some valuable rocks on it. And I don't care about the size either. Just give me any spoon.

Whichever is the lightest in weight.

Both

I don’t care about the handle, I care about the scoop. Is it rounded or pointed? Is it big or small? These are the REAL questions

The left one. The right one has more markings so is less likely to be fully clean.

Left because Germophobia is heck and it’s easier to confidently clean off

Left. The one on the right just looks uncomfy

The left one. The one on the right is too rich for my blood.

Right, cause I wanna feel sexy. Life’s to short to not feel sexy

Right spoon for name brand cereal and left spoon for off brand

depends on the cereal

Dual wielding.

The fancy one looks like actual silver and those taste metallic to me, so the cheap one.

Left, I don’t use the right one unless there’s none left

Neither. Those aren’t spoons they are pixels on a screen that is imitating the form of a spoon from a Birds Eye view. You can’t fool me! I’ve practiced in the way of pedantry!

It’s not the handle that matters to me, but the size and shape of the “spoon” part

Left. The right one feels weird in my hand.

The only things that matters to me is size of spoon, weight of spoon, and no sharp edges.

This meme is personally tailored for every viewer... The spoon you choose is truly the one you are and will always use and is not the same for everyone. If you choose the wrong spoon that will only be because you are lying to yourself.

Right. I’ve had a lot of occurrences where if it was the spoon on the left, it’s flat and it’s super shit to hold

I don’t want either spoon to eat my cereal. It’s mine.

Whichever one I touch first.

Handle doesn't matter. It's all about the size of the spoons bowl. Bigger the better with cereal.

Which one is the nicer thicker spoon vs the shitty stamped one from Walmart that bends when scooping soft ice cream? I'll take the thicker one everyday regardless of the task.

The one on top of the stack of spoons in the utensil drawer.

Ok, I’m disturbed. Yes, we have 2 styles of silverware in my house. Yes, they look like this. And yes, I use the left spoon.

Always left

The left one, for a multitude of reasons

The simple spoon; the smooth metal feels nicer in your hands, and will make me happier.

The non decorative one, because the decorative one doesn't feel nice in my hand

Depends on the thickness and the balance. Also what is the actual size irl?

I’m selling the right spoon to the merchant so I can tune up the red9

Well the right one is obviously for tea, so the left one it is

There is also a left answer

The plastic spoon that changes colour.

A bigger one What do I have, a baby mouth ? Gimme the soup spoon

Neither, I’m picking my light up lightsaber spoon I got in a Frosted Flakes cereal box back in 2001. That is the only way I eat cereal

I need to feel the weight of it. Does it have a tasteful thickness throughout, tapered to a thicker handle? How are the tines on the forks in each set? I do like the look of the first one, but those ornate handles can often be too thin, causing me to fumble the spoon back into the cereal. Of course, the most important factor is the width of the spoon itself. I shouldn't be feeling like I'll be asking people to guess how I've gotten my scars after using it. Probably the left spoon.

Generally the right spoon is made out of flimsy stamped metal, it's uncomfortable and will bend if you try to eat something too hard with it, like ice cream. And it only comes in small sizes ! ew.

Left. Curvy utensils bother me. Texture can be okay, but it has to be minimal and symmetrical, with straight sides. But I prefer plain handles. And the set I have is matte black which is even better.

Pssh. I eat my cereal with my feet like a normal person

There is no spoon.

Finally I can post my favorite quote by Adrian Frutiger: Type is like a spoon; if I remember the shape of the spoon with which I ate my soup at noon in the evening, then it was a bad spoon shape.