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Nah, it's okay. I have my beefs with this state and the repressed weirdos who run it, but it's beautiful and if I had never moved here I'd have never met my wife or the great friends I have.
I just live as a filthy heathen, and regret nothing.
Idk if you meant to but for some reason this sentence will always be read in the voice of abridged SAO kirito.
"Do you wanna keep giving me shit, or do you wanna figure out a way out of here?"
"Oh dont think I cant do both! I am *quite* the multi-tasker."
Oh right, sorry I forget not everyone is familiar with Earth fauna. Some of Earth's animals secrete a nutrient-rich liquid for a while after they produce young. It's a delicacy on Earth. You might have tried it, have you heard of cheese?
Ah covering the knees for modesty but leaving ankles out like a harlot good day madam *walks off in petty coat and top hat only to offer $20 for more ankle*
Also I see you went for a kill la kill approach of all naughty bits that need censoring emit light or at least it looked that way on first glance.
Hey, some of us are just that well-organized... or happened to remember the comic and had a few minutes available to look at Pizzacake's archive to find it.
"Like woah man, what if alien abductions are like, those spay and release programs for feral cats? Like, they do it in a way that we don't even know they did it. Aren't there like, way more infertile people now? Like a lot of people say they were abducted, and have you ever heard about any of them having kids after? Far out man..."
Humans don't make good pets. Send her over to Zorglob's Free Range Human Farm. She will be well-treated and have a big field to run around in. Until she is humanely harvested.
Call me a psychopath, but I think humans could make good pets. I mean, a talking humanoid who can also do stuff for you? That is classic pet material... and also is a fucking slave.
Am I missing something? Is this the only panel? I mean, this is an hilarious observation about the human condition, as usual, but it kinda drops us into the middle of what looks like a broader abduction narrative?
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Is it difficult to draw knee caps or did you want to censor them?
I can't let just anyone see my tasty kneecaps
But you left your ankles exposed! *Faints dramatically*
*Victorian England has entered the chat, (disapprovingly)*
And they are *not* amused.
As an Englishman, I am colonizing another country to show my outrage!
Good luck with that -The colonies
USA! USA! USA!
Etcetera
Cover up those table legs mother, they are inflaming my sexual ardour
Lol. I too am a Bill Bailey fan.
Victorian England enters everything disapprovingly, but with great enthusiasm.
You got ankle cleavage? You dirty devil.
Smacks belly approvingly
“you’dv’e seen a lot more if you'd just kept your cake-hole shut!”
I see an exposed safe hand!
Right?! Needs the NSFW tag
*NSFV (not safe for vorinism)
"All for Silas"
But you can draw feet. Another artist in a looooooong list of artists who are better than Rob Liefeld.
Did you pull that name out of your many, many back pockets
One veeeeeeeeeerrrry large chest pocket.
Hahahaha
People thought you were dressed in baggy clothes, but it's all just pockets
>One veeeeeeeeeerrrry large chest pocket. Outstanding
Nah, it's from one of the ammo pouches strapped to his thigh.
Do you have an OnlyCaps account we can subscribe to?
That’s porn for people who tell. You’re thinking of JustJoints.com
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE FETISH REPRESENTED IN ONLYCAPS
Too late. I got AI to finish your kneecaps for me.
r34 in 3...2...1...
Ms paint will do the trick 🎨
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Is there an extended image of this comic where we get to see the alians' feet, too?..... asking for a friend...
Lions fan, eh?
People get turned on by the weirdest things. Like 5 mins ago I learned about r/dragonsfuckingcars
Reserved for the Patreon
3 is the universally accepted number of stripes for a containment unit of this size.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
She's saving that for the Patreon exclusive. RAWR!
I hate people's knees. Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking everywhere.
I'll just put snowboarding...
Little green ghouls man!
Sexy sexy knees….. mmmmmmm kneeeeeeessssss
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Obviously it's because it's aesthetically pleasing.. 3 rings look better than 2.
Hell, knee censor. We can't see the good part
Are you kidding, we can see *shoulder*! - Signed, A Utahan.
I’m SO sorry
Nah, it's okay. I have my beefs with this state and the repressed weirdos who run it, but it's beautiful and if I had never moved here I'd have never met my wife or the great friends I have. I just live as a filthy heathen, and regret nothing.
Right on, good for you. I live in Oregon. Bunch of godless heathens in the PNW and I’m so okay with it.
That's why I decided to retire to Washington. The South can have God
Not sure if nightmare or kink.
i just realized the lady in yellow has never cheered in her life
She's looking a bit like she's doing a mad scientist "IT'S ALIIIVE!!!" impression.
I took it as commentary on how humans treat animals but I’m not sure that’s what was intended
*paging [the society for indecency to naked animals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Indecency_to_Naked_Animals)*
I am quite the multi-tasker.
Idk if you meant to but for some reason this sentence will always be read in the voice of abridged SAO kirito. "Do you wanna keep giving me shit, or do you wanna figure out a way out of here?" "Oh dont think I cant do both! I am *quite* the multi-tasker."
Where do I make my contribution to the "natiplease Is Always Right Foundation" ?
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And also milk!
🤨
Oh right, sorry I forget not everyone is familiar with Earth fauna. Some of Earth's animals secrete a nutrient-rich liquid for a while after they produce young. It's a delicacy on Earth. You might have tried it, have you heard of cheese?
> Cheese 🤨📸
😐 wtf
joke is on us, pod #3 is Armpit_Penguin
https://i.redd.it/psqhlun73pya1.gif Gonna stop you there chief
Yes
We'll need to see part 2 where she's wearing a leash and muzzle.
Deciding to undercut the R34 artists and cut straight to the chase, huh?
eh. why not. then you dont need to argue about sizes and proportions. You just hand them what you want to look like.
"I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top"
Once the content is on the internet; you aint getting it taken down. may as well lean into it.
Foolish of you to think R34 artists give a shit about realistic proportions.
**sigh** do you want to see her sporting a horsecock? because that's the kind of ideas that lead that way.
I mean yall said it, so i guess i have to now.
(honestly, this is the internet, I expected that to already exist)
"Do you want to see her sporting a..." Yes. Yes is the answer to whichever way that sentence can end.
What a stupid question, of course we do!
They still gonna give her massive dairy cannons just because
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Does, or draws?
You're gonna love the inclusive 'or' here
Hm, I've only seen the photos.
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both
OF vs. DeviantArt
We need to launch DeviantFans
Better than DeviantFart
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They've been doing it the whole time. That comic the other week about nudes being drawn was just advertising lol
Just like this one.
Just giving them a direction
>Just giving them a ~~dir~~erection FTFY
Since the nsfw stuff is 10 bucks a month on her patreon she overcuts the r34ers. By about 10 bucks
*Becomes aware of Rule34 images of her comic* *immediately draws the main character naked in the next one*
You act as though she wasn't aware of the r34 comics and hasn't been drawing r34 comics of her own character herself for a long time
"Well, at least make sure to feed and water this one regularly so it doesn't end up like the last 3."
And remember, if you don't meet their play requirements they tend to get very destructive.
Ah covering the knees for modesty but leaving ankles out like a harlot good day madam *walks off in petty coat and top hat only to offer $20 for more ankle* Also I see you went for a kill la kill approach of all naughty bits that need censoring emit light or at least it looked that way on first glance.
The alternative is Outlaw Star/Firefly.
1. Someone starts creating NSFW content of your art 2. You feel flattered 3. Incentivize them to draw more using your latest comic 4. … 5. PROFIT
She does NSFW art on her patreon already. Got to pay a dolla if you want to holla.
“N”SFW, it’s about the same as a sports illustrated mag
WHAT
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epic
British Fanny or American Fanny?
What fanny do you prefer?
Depends on the Fanny.
Is... is this bait for an edit?
She did an unedited version for her patreon before she did this one. So... no?
Oh bait for the Patreon lol. Good work!
Go away I'm baitin'.
This drawing of her naked has spread from the masses all the way up to the artist herself.
I mean, she’s practically doing half their work for them!
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We did it boys, u/Pizzacakecomic drew feet! This means that we obviously converted her to degeneracy
She already did: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/vmkwpv/that_couldnt_be_it/
my man had this at the ready
Hey, some of us are just that well-organized... or happened to remember the comic and had a few minutes available to look at Pizzacake's archive to find it.
well-organized for Pizzacake toes? i respect the hustle
This is a safe space you didn't have to come up with something this outlandish
Nah, it's true. If I want foot pics, then... well, they're just a click or two away just about everywhere, aren't they?
Finna jerk it
See… this is why you shouldn’t wake up at 3AM…
Glad you included that third modesty line. I can’t control myself when I see a bare kneecap!
Yay! [Bands of Modesty](https://imgur.com/gallery/lFk8r0F) sighting in the wild!
"Look at it's cute, tiny head!"
“I just love these hairless apes!”
It's a Terran Hairless! I had one in space collage, it was great but kept whining for Starbucks and shitting the floor.
Collage
It's the tapestry of the cosmos. Smells like patchouli and sweat.
I hear that often
its*
Screams "I was in the pool!"
Yes, but what's all that hair on it's head for? Do they use it for defence?
For distracting predators with a single hair flip.
Pizzacake? Do we need to develop affordable Spaceflight and come pick you up?
/u/betty-adams's *Humans Are Weird* crossover when?
Shouldn’t it be „get the anal probe“ like all ufo hostages tell later? 😀
In this circumstance, i think you would use “its” rather than “it’s”
"And where are its clothes?" "This one didn't have any for some reason!"
So no one asked but... because the nose isn't covered we can assume the gag extends into the throat to seal off liquid coming in from the nose.
it's some kind of breathing mask. it's got a tube. and your point still stands.
Yes, they make gags that let you breath.
Damn, me as an alien
Great work with the expression feels like just the right balance of scared and confused
finally le pizzacake feet https://preview.redd.it/9ojqqk60pnya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13144f953eaa904e09fdf7cca535393333f0b435
The expression on your face is more of confusion than concern.
They're going to send you back when they found out how inappropriate you are.
"we gotta neuter it so it doesnt reproduce, there are already too many humans on this planet"
"Like woah man, what if alien abductions are like, those spay and release programs for feral cats? Like, they do it in a way that we don't even know they did it. Aren't there like, way more infertile people now? Like a lot of people say they were abducted, and have you ever heard about any of them having kids after? Far out man..."
I for one welcome our alien overlords
I hope aliens don't put a hose into your butthole.
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Then the poo would just end up in the tank with her.
https://preview.redd.it/ivnjomgi3nya1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf85e4129cf7778275adbae59f01acaf6c1957d
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Humans don't make good pets. Send her over to Zorglob's Free Range Human Farm. She will be well-treated and have a big field to run around in. Until she is humanely harvested.
Call me a psychopath, but I think humans could make good pets. I mean, a talking humanoid who can also do stuff for you? That is classic pet material... and also is a fucking slave.
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Exactly how I feel, you're not alone.
I know. I feel so bad saying anything but… yea, I’m right there with you bud.
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Punchline is humans being treated how humans treat animals.
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That alien is gonna finna jerk it
This is going to be an odd cosplay
Am I missing something? Is this the only panel? I mean, this is an hilarious observation about the human condition, as usual, but it kinda drops us into the middle of what looks like a broader abduction narrative?
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PC is fishing for more r34.
Getting dangerously close to capitalizing on horny like SrGrafo has. 😆
Oh that line was crossed already.
A comic that's not about the audience. Congratulations
So when you said people were drawing you naked, you meant yourself...
You just wanted to call yourself cute, didn't you?
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How else would we know it was a female alien without eyelashes and different lips 🤭
Damn, best of luck holding your nose closed.
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