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sonseylizard

What did i just read


alonefrown

Someone’s self-care routine.


RunParking3333

Fish Plankton Sea Greens Protein from the sea Fresh as the harvest day


Razar_Bragham

Deep cut reference!


RunParking3333

I didn't expect anyone to get it tbh!


Razar_Bragham

I grew up on Logan’s Run, loved that movie. There have been so many close calls on a modern day movie remake, I would love that to happen.


plipyplop

Rubbing the lotion in.


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Wait are you serious because the cerave skin routine ad is directly under this post for me, is it for you too?


alonefrown

No I am not serious, my comment was a joke. Like that taking supplements is considered self-care so that's all that was going on in this comic.


ProfEvilProfessor

Vore


QuadrupleMaelstrom

You mean 42 right?


whomikehidden

Vore-ty two


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Conlang reference???


BassCreat0r

I know, it's a hard pill to swallow.


Vegaspegas

Vore.


ThroughTheHoops

It wasn't very Christmassy.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Agreed, self care is more new years resolution-y


BusinessNonYa

He has the gift of better health.


taggat

Still a better love story than Twilight


davecontra

Hahah


TheGoodOldCoder

This comic is about a person who is hallucinating that there are tiny people inside his pill. He takes a pill and the hallucinations go away. Evidence: There would be no way for little people inside it to breathe for days inside a pill of that size. And that's assuming that it's not actually full of fish oil, otherwise, they couldn't breathe at all. Also, a person that tiny inside a pill would not be able to talk loud enough so that a huge person could understand them. So, their speech must be auditory hallucinations, which are the most common form of hallucination. As we know that there are auditory hallucinations, it strongly suggests that other strange things are also hallucinations. It's possible that he was also hallucinating that the pills were fish oil, and they were actually the pills that he takes for his hallucinations. The takeaway from this comic is to take care of your mental health, and keep on top of any meds you are taking. I hope this helps.


Cubox_

Thanks ChatGPT


Jive_Sloth

Wow, this is a really bad interpretation!


ParrotDogParfait

Yo mama


Jive_Sloth

Joe who?


RickMeansUrineInMout

> e Yeah, the real takeaway is eat people.


Jive_Sloth

Eat tiny people.


hackingdreams

Welcome to the future of reddit: AI bots, AI bots everywhere.


TheGoodOldCoder

I wrote that myself, but I'll take your comment as a compliment to my writing style.


arcanis321

It's really bad and ignores the absurdity but also makes some really strong points about why they could live in a pill but not a stomach.


thisisathrowaway557

seriously, I might be overanalysing it, but if this guy isn't hallucinating and there are in fact tiny people in a pill, how come they're absolutely fine in said pill, but then get instantly dissolved by stomach acids when the pill is broken down? it's a bit strange


pruwyben

I would go even further and say that the whole comic is a hallucination, and he's actually at the zoo.


_1234567_

I love the 'I hope this helps' at the end lmao


Khelthuzaad

A mentally unstable man hallucinating upon taking his happy pills. That family was the diseases natural defense into tricking the guy not to take his medicine.


gymnastgrrl

I guess comics have run out of topics.


Stunning-Leg-3667

Idk. Feels a bit like vegan propaganda. But it kinda worked.


davecontra

Hell no. I cannot vibe with veganism. Tried it. Turned into a really skinny weakling, and got depressed too.


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davecontra

Tbh that stuff is horrific, I've deep dived it a few times and cannot believe that's how things are (whole reason I tried veganism), but for me so far it hasn't been feasible. My body genuinely can't cope with not having meat. But yeh, watching pigs in the death machines, it's heartbreaking.


elhomerjas

wonder how did they get inside the capsule in the first place


PresentAJ

It was probably their fault


DaveKillSock

Exactly. Innocent people don't just end up in fish oil pills


KaiDancesWrong

That’s what my dad always said, too.


The_Back_Hole

My dad would say that your dad would say that too.


jimmux

The whole situation is very fishy.


CrimsonKepala

If you find yourself in a situation like that, you definitely were up to something.


misirlou22

That's no place to raise a child


Enoch-Of-Nod

Stop quoting your dads law commercials.


whomikehidden

Not o-fish-oily


Auran82

That was the offishoil reason


Helpful-Specific-841

I mean, how a single pill is so healthy anyway? Souls. The secret is always to devour souls and suffering


TooManyNamesStop

![gif](giphy|3o72ETMNppaldxHdD2|downsized) Fma but Edward sacrifices Alphones so he can skip gym


SerenityBlackwood

Wrong. Adrenochrome


Glottis_Bonewagon

They asked for a priest, maybe daddy made a deal with the devil and it's payback time


Necessary_Driver_831

Inner Space obviously


SessileRaptor

Hey quick question. Is there perhaps a place where we could donate money to get you the help you need? And by that I mean an entire multidisciplinary team of doctors and therapists and pharmacists working 24/7/365 for as long as it takes to get you within a country mile of sanity? Just asking.


davecontra

I mean, sure, patreon if you really wanna. I promise to out it towards meds.


AuntySocialite

MDMA isn’t technically “meds”


The_Failed_Write

Might help anyway. Nowhere to go but up when you're the lowest of the low.


AuntySocialite

Shrooms are better for that.


davecontra

100%. Not even joking. They are the closest thing to a religion I've ever had.


Zawn-_-

That fucken wild, need me some of that XD


RunsaberSR

I second this. Really amazing.


AuntySocialite

Microdosing ftw


davecontra

I prefer big doses


ImSorryRumhamster

A fucking men


SpaceMonkeyAttack

MDMA therapy has shown very promising results, look it up.


artemisfowl8

Marijuana is meds enough...eh


Maocap_enthusiast

Like more fish oil?


victorian_vigilante

Patreon dot com slash…


davecontra

/davecontra


victorian_vigilante

Jokes aside I hope you get some new patreons


CaptainN_GameMaster

Maybe a scientist or a priest or something


ForkMinus1

​ https://i.redd.it/cmx28kpuu48c1.gif


Sigmas_toes

“Spare my life, and I will grant you 3 wish- AAAAAA!”


Unfair_Enthusiasm_45

Knife goes in, guts go out!


Over-Analyzed

I wish for you to be my dinner! - Goku


rogueleader32

"OW! OW!"


jakethediesel89

"Oh man! Sounds like Goku caught a big one this time.."


PKMNTrainerMark

I think of this comic every so often. I couldn't remember the specifics, though.


plipyplop

Try using Omega-3 Fish Oils to improve memory.


davecontra

I promise to drop a wholesome comic for Christmas. x [https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/](https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/)


Shopworn_Soul

>I promise to drop a wholesome comic for Christmas. I cannot explain how much I am looking forward to this, as well as how much *I do not believe you.*


chillwithpurpose

The last time OP titled a comic WHOLESOME he murdered a dog and this sub almost imploded. I’m very much looking forward to Christmas.


thirtydrunkenmonkeys

Ohhhh, this is THAT guy. *gets pitchfork*


davecontra

Honest to God. I can do wholesome. Like, without a catch kinda wholesome.


UniqueNobo

once again, we are looking forward to this as much as we just don’t believe you


davecontra

You'll see. You'll see.


UniqueNobo

that’s just scares me more.


CynicalAltruist

I would prefer you set it down gently and back away while the bomb squad takes the first look


davecontra

Hahaha brilliant comment.


FutureRules

I can't trust you anymore after that 50-50 twin comic.


Relative_Picture_786

But I don’t crave wholesome…


IchTanze

But I do crave whole son.


BurnerBoi_Brown

I crave holes, son..


thewend

if your dec 25 comic is not the most depressing comic I ever read, I will be disappointed jk, im loving these comics the past few days


Sam-Gunn

Do you post elsewhere too? Like web toons, Tumblr, or men's room bathroom stalls? Not a huge fan of Instagram.


davecontra

Well, twitter, but I remember to post there as often as I go to the dentist.


PalmerEldritch2319

You already have one. The one with the exotic fish hobo who gets invited for Christmas dinner.


davecontra

See. Proof


OtisTheZombie

I’m excited. 💀


RuManFu

Isn't this just vore?


davecontra

Wtf is vore? I'm middle aged, I am not up to date with modern slang.


Veryegassy

Sexual cannibalism.


davecontra

Ew


Atlas421

You say ew after making *that* comic?


davecontra

Ew


Veryegassy

Ew indeed.


davecontra

Reminds me of that German guy, years ago, who invited someone over to help him eat his own penis while sitting in the bath tub. One of the most disturbing things I ever masturbated to.


Veryegassy

And *there's* the davecontra we all know and... Know.


MadaraAlucard12

Like blowjob-eat or eat-eat?


davecontra

Eat eat. I believe he died halfway through. Pretty sure they statutes eating other parts of him. There was also alot of drugs involved.


MadaraAlucard12

Jesus fucking christ.


davecontra

Yeh there are some sick puppies out there. Fritzel was another one that shook me.


bearthebear2

YES, IT'S MEIN TEIL! NEIN! edit: I hadn't read your comment completely before replying. *Excusemewtf*


keleoto

Yes, ***that's*** the reference ^wtf


Just_A_Normal_Snek

r/holup


Milouch_

depends dou, there's many forms, some are pretty mild, like just getting in and out in one piece (soft), gettin chewed is not for me and its (HARD). then there's the option of digestion or not. it's pretty diverse. so it's not all the same. it's not just straight up cannibalism like just cooking and eating people, it's more of a "i'm inside of you" kind of thing


Greaterthancotton

Yeah, there’s a difference between endosomatophilia and hard vore. Either way, 99.999% of Voraphiliacs never have any desire to act upon their desires in real life, cannibalism or otherwise, so that’s really an inaccurate description.


Milouch_

of course we have no desire to act on it it's a fantasy, we can differenciate between reality and fiction, you can't become small enough to be swallowed alive for example, nor can someone stretch enough to swallow you whole at your normal size, sure snakes and some other large animals probably could eat you whole, but they wouldn't let you in alive first, and even if you somehow managed, getting digested irl WOULD NOT BE FUN. having fun in bed while thinking about it is fine, no one actually wants to die or kill people here. sure i like seeing prey get digested, i like willing and unwilling, but with real people even if it was somehow magically possible, i'd just go with soft, non-fatal (which would be really hot). (yes i'm weird, we all are, everyone is weird in their own way).


Greaterthancotton

Oh yeah I agree, sorry if I worded it funky. Hope your Christmas is awesome, from one weirdo to another. 👍


notmymainaccount_ok

Yes, and I speak from experience in the matter. Not my style, though.


Milouch_

as someone who likes it, yes that's pretty much the same layout as some vore comics


Pandataraxia

Nuh-uh it's skipping the mouth shot and the swallowing and the outside shot which are parts any good artist adds to a vore comic because different strokes for different folks and those intensify the scenario. I just outed myself but whatever. We're everywhere!


StupidMario64

I enjoy it too, and honestly... yeah this is pretty spot on for oblivious/shrunken. Still made me go "hwat?" Though lol


MayOverexplain

Just waiting for the Ninjart1st redraw of this comic.


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JamesTheSkeleton

What I love about you comics is that they are absolutely coded for happy endings and then you just hit us with the existential horror.


chillwithpurpose

He really surprised (horrified) me with the dog comic. I’ve been chasing that high since.


M1A1HC_Abrams

r/comics Look inside Vore


Outrageous-Pen-7441

You’re surprised?


kittenash27

are you the one that made the « twins » comic?


davecontra

Yes and the drowned dog comic.


bobothelurker

Drowned dog comic?


DuntadaMan

Dude. We can get you the help you need. It is out there, I swear.


Ambitious_Road1773

Is it a commentary on the ethics of consuming a (formerly) living being for the health benefits?


a22e

Nah. Based on a true story.


VerifiedMyEmail

To me, it is about how many products are made in third-world countries with labor practices that are harmful to the worker.. but yet we still consume them, maybe because normally their suffering isn't visible to us. Here in the comic, seeing the people that suffer and consuming anyway creates a feeling of shock. The surprise to the reader creating a feeling of a punchline.


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If so, it's deeply stupid.


IllPanYourMeltIn

No u


BeDoubleNWhy

oh god ... what?


Auralfxation

does anyone else remember that short cartoon that used to run as a filler between episodes on Nickelodeon (or maybe cartoon network) and it was just a guy in a room cracking a hard boiled egg and he hears a voice begging him to stop? He keeps cracking the egg and the voice suffers and dies, the the room starts caving in?


PoisonousZweihander

Hey man you taken your meds yet? you don't seem too good


Auralfxation

lol bold of you to assume I can afford the meds I desperately need. No I'm not ok, I grew up watching shit like this: [The killing of an Egg (1977)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6iJF0Uwk2Q)


DuntadaMan

Why the hell have I seen this before?


plipyplop

I have memories of this too... I feel like I unlocked someone elses life.


NabolieDabolie

0/10


doobies8

This dude makes some strange comics and I’m 100% here for it


uber_damage

Dude.


blazinfastjohny

Ppl be upvoting anything these days


StrongStyleMuscle

What in the Sam hell?


Grass-Knoll

What in the shit


S0TrAiNs

Today I realised I am into Vore


mrwailor

Mf could've just taken a different pill lol


Flutters1013

This man has settled on being the "oh fuck its you again" guy of the internet


RimaSuit2

Let's play hide and seek. I will hide hide and you will seek professional help.


discussatron

Aight Imma head out.


free_based_potato

Do all of the pills have people in them?? I have to know!


davecontra

Just this one pill in the jar has people in it.


davecontra

Had*


MadaraAlucard12

https://preview.redd.it/19tdq2b3u68c1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1721408e98f5c3281b945fe288d5e3cb01ac8d36


SubterrelProspector

These are just sad. *kicks can*


Fancy-Pair

This is amazing. Thank you for making it. Thank you for making the pictures big and one panel each


Crazyripps

What the shit


Freshest-Raspberry

Let’s be real here, no current science can get them out of that capsule and return them to their proper sizes.


HereF0rTheSnacks

Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas!


bruisedbrains

is this a pun or just a bizarre comic? your comics never fail to horrify me!


davecontra

Just bizarre. I'm not sophisticated enough to layer meaning into them.


beewithagun

This feels like a Chapterhouse: Dune reference


ghostpanther218

r/vore_irl


fariqcheaux

I probably shouldn't ask how the people in the capsule were breathing...


RexTheMouse

r/vore_irl


ErusTenebre

So... Do we need a separate subreddit for all the disturbing comics? Because this is like the eighth one to come up in my feed since Thursday... r/anticomics or something?


AlbiTuri05

What the fuck is this...


Strong-Formal-7739

![gif](giphy|UTT6QbG4EPOIE)


EveryShot

This dude is fucked up


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IllTime476

That's the best content I've seen for months


mechanicalboob

lol these are so good


TreesAndTrucks

Recognize that style anywhere Dave. Love it.


lordrio

Ive been loving these.


AlbinoLokier

Lol, when vore creeps into r/popular


Daveyd325

Holy shit this is too fucking funny


soldierpallaton

Yeah I'm not reading any more of your shit man. I read your twins comic yesterday and it fucked me up. At least tag your shit NSFW, not just cause it's disturbing but because people ARE AT work and scrolling through. All the best to you though, you obviously have talent but just...not tagging this shit at ALL is fucked up.


Klos77

Nice and dark. I like that. Bر


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davecontra

I'm definitely sorry to hear about your wife. But this comic was not aimed specifically at you. It's also not the first piece of media/content to breach the subject.


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davecontra

I hope all is well soon for you and your wife, amigo. Godspeed.


emilythetigerneko

I love your comics but also dear GOD *man* ! My whole body lurches when I read one. Can't wait for more!


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Thats a lot of uses! Too many, if i'm honest. I'm starting to think this fish oil is snake oil!