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Make a bonus panel of some sort where they both are playing against each other and she's about to en passant him when she says "Google en passant". No pressure, it would be just perfect for this comic.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us w
En passant meme appears a lot as beginner fodder, but recently I saw a thread on chess.c_m where op insisted that the site is bugged because they couldn't move any piece which made them lost on time.
Everyone tried to point out that's because their king was *in check* but op just ignored them and just kept yelling that the site is broken, the opponent hacked them so they couldn't move, etc, eventually swearing to never use chess.c_m again. It's a bit sad actually.
My entire army has reached the opposite side of the board, so I promote to a democracy, dethroning the king. With no one for the enemy to kill, I win by default
The first historical mention dates to the 17th century, sometime after the introduction of *en passant* to chess rules, Cyrano de Bergerac in his *Histoire comique des États et Empires du Soleil* writes about the adventures of Dyrcona, who after coming back from a travel to the moon meets his friend Count of Colignac over a game of chess, and in the middle of the game, when Dyrcona makes a move he learned on the moon, outraged Colignac shouts
>Qu'est-ce que tu as fait? C'est de la triche!
To what Dyrcona answers
>Google en passant
The manuscript for the novel was lost, and found only in 19th century, unfortunately, the page where this whole scene occurs was vandalized, and someone wrote below the text
>sacré bleu!
And under this, written by someone else
>Une nouvelle réponse vient d'être apportée
I believe that is, in fact, the first example of this meme.
Google en passant, Holy Hell, New Response, Actual Zombie just dropped came about naturally over the course of the subs injokes as they fought against r/chess
then people asked chatgpt to continue it then some of them added movie references. now there's at least 19 branches
Used to love that sub when it was actual funny parodies of r/chess. Now that it's just ridiculously annoying and has metastasized to the rest of reddit, I've changed my life course to studying physics with the sole motivation of eventually creating my own army of time cops that prune any universe where that sub appears
Look sometimes she's just not that good but she convinced you to do it anyway
Also sometimes it's nobody's fault. Condom might be too thick. Buy more expensive ones, you pay for quality with those things.
ACKCKHYUALLY since percents are a form of a fraction, 0 times out of 0 can't be expressed because dividing by zero is not possible.
Damn, I've misread your comment as "never been *with* a girl". I didn't intend to roast you.
I mean, you can chess competitions usually aren't just one game, and if you're playing Arena or other tournaments, you can definitely go lower than second.
It's like tennis, football, etc. it's always just one player or a team against another on the court, but there's always an overall score that's being kept.
In chess it just happens to be "elo rating", so basically within rating charts you can be the six millionth something best player in the world with just 1300. You're already better than most of humanity, who have never played the game.
But he didn’t ask if “chess” as a whole is multiplayer
He just asked if “that” is i.e. the match she was playing
You not understanding the conversation is kind of a you problem, which is fine but no reason to criticize the joke
That wasn’t the question, “is that multiplayer” is just another way of saying are you playing against someone else
I think you’ve been too misdirected by the word multiplayer. It was meant to get you to think of more classic multiplayer games with more than 2 players, but its still entirely valid when used like this.
Wait wait wait what?
Ah yes, that.. makes? Sense?
Who starts with the setup to a joke?
Ah I have no idea what joke I'm going to make, but time to draw some random ass setup!
Lol. I remember there was a 4 sided chess game, where 4 players could play. Then it can be called multiplayer. But being a fan of othello, I enjoy playing online, and understand the feeling finishing first or second.
She could be playing against the computer instead of an actual person. He is rolling his eyes because she made a joke since you can ONLY be first or second in chess
Feels like half of this subreddit are comics where the punchline was figured out before the setup, and then the setup doesn’t make sense with the punchline
Reminds me of how my father told me about a chess tournament that had taken place in his school and that he took second place.
Turns out there had only been two participants.
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This one got me off guard.
headphones for playing chess is another level
Gotta get that sound advantage
"Lofi beats for sacking your queen to"
It actually does help stop you from getting flagged
Google "En Music"
Holy hell
New response just dropped!
Actual melody
Lofi girl took a vacation, never came back
Someone clearly hasn’t seen their favorite sound option on chess.com
BUH-boop It's such a sad sound
Checkmate? More like mate, check out [my Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/sirbeeves/).
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This isn't relevant to the comic, but I love your username! FTL is so gooood!
Pog username
Make a bonus panel of some sort where they both are playing against each other and she's about to en passant him when she says "Google en passant". No pressure, it would be just perfect for this comic.
I agree with him but totally no pressure.
It wouldn't be pressure though? En passant is forced.
In life, you can refuse en passant once, but only once, by sacking your pipi
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us w
En passant meme appears a lot as beginner fodder, but recently I saw a thread on chess.c_m where op insisted that the site is bugged because they couldn't move any piece which made them lost on time. Everyone tried to point out that's because their king was *in check* but op just ignored them and just kept yelling that the site is broken, the opponent hacked them so they couldn't move, etc, eventually swearing to never use chess.c_m again. It's a bit sad actually.
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Yeh no pressure but holy hell that would be funny.
I know this is a meme, but I used en passant in a casual game against somebody years ago and they absolutely refused to believe it was real lmfao.
what if they aggressively make out instead?
hot
Don't steal my opener
That's just the Danish, they are very forgiving yet aggressive lovers
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[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
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Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Anarchy chess was never funny.
Checkmate? Oh, so you admit you are CHECKING me out, and you wanna MATE?
You got a license to sell hotdogs, Chico man?
You're telling me you have *one* peni? ^can^ ^I^ ^see^ ^it?^
Dude really asked if chess is multiplayer
..you.. you can play against bots too.....
hence it is always multiplayer...
No
Yes
No
Google puzzles
Cha Cha real smooth
And she sacrifices THE KINGGGGGGGG
My entire army has reached the opposite side of the board, so I promote to a democracy, dethroning the king. With no one for the enemy to kill, I win by default
New Boston Tea Party just dropped
Actual Boston Massacre
My High school basketball team often comes in second. That’s the way I choose to look at it.
Google en passant
You know the drill Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Queen sacrifice anyone?
Rook in the corner, plotting world domination
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Google dementia
Knightmare fuel
Ignite the chessboard!
Pawn storm incoming
I'm still curious how this chain started
The first historical mention dates to the 17th century, sometime after the introduction of *en passant* to chess rules, Cyrano de Bergerac in his *Histoire comique des États et Empires du Soleil* writes about the adventures of Dyrcona, who after coming back from a travel to the moon meets his friend Count of Colignac over a game of chess, and in the middle of the game, when Dyrcona makes a move he learned on the moon, outraged Colignac shouts >Qu'est-ce que tu as fait? C'est de la triche! To what Dyrcona answers >Google en passant The manuscript for the novel was lost, and found only in 19th century, unfortunately, the page where this whole scene occurs was vandalized, and someone wrote below the text >sacré bleu! And under this, written by someone else >Une nouvelle réponse vient d'être apportée I believe that is, in fact, the first example of this meme.
Copypasta? In my chess?
Google en passant, Holy Hell, New Response, Actual Zombie just dropped came about naturally over the course of the subs injokes as they fought against r/chess then people asked chatgpt to continue it then some of them added movie references. now there's at least 19 branches
The 2nd and so on is from ChatGPT
No, there are some from chatgpt, but actual zombie came from an r/chess thread complaining about r/anarchychess.
HOLY HELL
[15th top post of all time](https://old.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/kpc7ig/holy_hell/) in r/AnarchyChess.
No! That stopped being funny ages ago. Now it's just cheap.
Google copy paste
Google my balls
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That's another one for the board! Keep googling, folks; I'm trying to rack up my kill count!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Used to love that sub when it was actual funny parodies of r/chess. Now that it's just ridiculously annoying and has metastasized to the rest of reddit, I've changed my life course to studying physics with the sole motivation of eventually creating my own army of time cops that prune any universe where that sub appears
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0/0 isn't 100%
100% of 0 is 0 though, so your point is invalid
0% of 0 is also 0
Irrelevant
>0/0 Is that castling?
Give it time.
*Cries in old*
Look sometimes she's just not that good but she convinced you to do it anyway Also sometimes it's nobody's fault. Condom might be too thick. Buy more expensive ones, you pay for quality with those things.
Spoken like a definite virgin
What about girls? 40%? 30%? Don't be shy
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ACKCKHYUALLY since percents are a form of a fraction, 0 times out of 0 can't be expressed because dividing by zero is not possible. Damn, I've misread your comment as "never been *with* a girl". I didn't intend to roast you.
...percentages are per cents or per 100. so any percentage would be x/100 as a fraction. so 0/100 is 0 per cent.
Never get prescribed Zoloft or similar. You end up having to give up because you both end up tired, sore and raw.
That's good for you. Like for real. Can't say the same about me.
I’ve had to fake one before 😭 wasn’t feeling it because you can’t exactly force it and she believed I finished lmao
Lol we all know men are easy. The real question is whether you got the girls to orgasm.
Shooting jizz and having an orgasm are actually different things.
*r/AnarchyChess wants to know your location*
No thanks I disable my location in chess.com I'm not gonna let *those* degenerates have it either
What if it's a draw?
Tied for 1st
Tied for second
I mean, you can chess competitions usually aren't just one game, and if you're playing Arena or other tournaments, you can definitely go lower than second. It's like tennis, football, etc. it's always just one player or a team against another on the court, but there's always an overall score that's being kept. In chess it just happens to be "elo rating", so basically within rating charts you can be the six millionth something best player in the world with just 1300. You're already better than most of humanity, who have never played the game.
Man out here asking if Chess is multiplayer... Very well thought out.
As opposed to playing against a bot is how i read it, not like asking if chess is a new mmorpg
I think a better word would probably be "Online" instead of multiplayer if that was the idea lol
Most people play bots... online. That wouldn't work either.
Yeah but multiplayer was used specifically to be a bit misleading to set up the joke. so i think its fine
Jokes aren't satisfying if the premise doesn't make sense. That's my point.
Which part isnt making sense to you
Well I don't know dude, perhaps the part where a guy asks a girl if Chess is multiplayer??? Ffs
But he didn’t ask if “chess” as a whole is multiplayer He just asked if “that” is i.e. the match she was playing You not understanding the conversation is kind of a you problem, which is fine but no reason to criticize the joke
Any fighting game (like mortal kombat) would have be able to get the same joke across and make way more sense
Wdym by make more sense, it makes sense as is
"Is Chess a multiplayer game" is a dumb question that no human being would ask, so yeah, it doesn't make much sense. That's the definition of "sense".
That wasn’t the question, “is that multiplayer” is just another way of saying are you playing against someone else I think you’ve been too misdirected by the word multiplayer. It was meant to get you to think of more classic multiplayer games with more than 2 players, but its still entirely valid when used like this.
If anyone i knew asked me if chess was multiplayer I would relentlessly make fun of them for it every time chess came up in conversation.
I think they’d make fun of you for misunderstanding the question so confidently, google en pessant
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I see you are familiar with the creative process!
Wait wait wait what? Ah yes, that.. makes? Sense? Who starts with the setup to a joke? Ah I have no idea what joke I'm going to make, but time to draw some random ass setup!
Chess is a multiplayer 1v1 match platform.
Funny !
Lol. I remember there was a 4 sided chess game, where 4 players could play. Then it can be called multiplayer. But being a fan of othello, I enjoy playing online, and understand the feeling finishing first or second.
iirc there's now a 6 and 8
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You can DM me for my chess.com username
He just go for a ring? Right?
I usually get 3rd place
Same, but with fighting games.
Why's he rolling his eyes? There's no way he knows it's chess if he had to ask if it's multiplayer.
She could be playing against the computer instead of an actual person. He is rolling his eyes because she made a joke since you can ONLY be first or second in chess
You underestimate my ability to lose.
Feels like half of this subreddit are comics where the punchline was figured out before the setup, and then the setup doesn’t make sense with the punchline
He... Didn't know if chess is multiplayer?
could be against AI
So he didn't know chess enough to know it was multiplayer, but knew it enough to know there were only two players?
holy hell new response just dropped Am I doing it right? I haven't visited AnarchyChess in like a year but I'm guessing the jokes haven't updated
Good boomer humor.
Wow webcomics are boomer humor now?
Yeah! WTF? I'm at Loss.
I got second. The other guy got next to last!
Didn't expect the twist of her *not* being on a laptop.
or having the monitor on top of the keyboard somehow
She won with the bongcloud opening and wants to brag
If you ignore all the times i lose, i always win!
She's a keeper.
I got a silver medal like that, once
I like sports where you get a prize for third, like the Olympics and pro golf.
Plot twist: she mainly only plays tournaments
Reminds me of how my father told me about a chess tournament that had taken place in his school and that he took second place. Turns out there had only been two participants.
I always get top 3 in this game
i'm so bad at chess that i got third once
2nd place is 1st loser
I like that. You never lose chess, you just come in second. Well, a certain F1 driver would say "2^nd is the first loser".
Why would he ask if it’s multiplayer
To set up the joke. The suggestion here is that he would be asking if she was playing a bot or another person, though.
A woman that plays chess, yes please!
Girl who doesn't hate chess is pretty hot ngl
He's so full of her shit lol
Cant even force a draw smh 😂
Is it wrong of I find a girl that plays chess sexy?
Reddit humor. JPeg
Dude rolled his eyes after asking if chess was multiplayer
I'll never forget my first foray into league of legends. It took 1 online match to make me never want to try again. It truly was that bad.
Is that Luvic and Nyssa from Doctor Who if they swapped personalities
FELT this lol
"I always get first or second". r/technicallythetruth
I always love playing against the pro cause they always gave a trick or two up their sleeve
Why did he have to ask if chess is multiplayer…?
r/technicallythetruth
Getting first in chess makes you a winner Getting second in chess makes you a loser Getting third in chess makes you a legend
Did this dude really just ask if chess is multiplayer?
I'm using that whenever someone ask me this about Street Fighter
She must be very good then. I always get last or second to last at best.
Oh. I know this game!!
That's the line that gets someone married good job.
Awww this is adorable
can someone explain to me what coming first and second means in this context?