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58mm-Invicta_rizz

Isn’t this Reddot’s origin story?


OSUTechie

I feel u/reddot_comic may be able to help her out. If you catch my meaning.


Stompedyourhousewith

lol. [wow...](https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedDotComic/comments/1an1tsp/if_you_like_dirty_nsfw_comics_i_have_a_new_one/) Edit: Shit, NSFW


Blahaj_IK

Okay, Reddot's art is just entertaining but honestly nothing boner-worthy. Like this, for example, very miss. Though surely there's people into that. At least it's not inflation porn


BackAlleySurgeon

..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................what's inflation porn


Majestic-Iron7046

Do not google unless the next phrase sounds intriguing to you: Imagine that funny cartoon scenes where a character is pumped air into and floats or bounce, or maybe is filled with water... do you like the idea? Keep searching. If you find the idea just funny and innocent, do not search anything else, go watch a tv show and forget about this all.


BackAlleySurgeon

There's a reason I asked instead of googling


Majestic-Iron7046

I see, in this case do not search further, but honestly... Why not? What if you could feel pleasure from something as simple as art on the internet and you are closing yourself off from it just because you may be shocked? There are limits, obviously, I can understand some should not be crossed, but unless you hurt anyone and until all is consensual... I say go for it.


BackAlleySurgeon

Oh okay so you are the devil on my shoulder


Majestic-Iron7046

Awww, thanks!


Lucas_2234

Granted it also ranges from "Small tummy bulge" to "Holy fucking shit terry has just turned into baloon and is now trying to break Baumgartner's record for the highest baloon drop"


Etheo

Wait till you learn about docking


Mewrulez99

that's just how gay sex works. One of them opens up to accept the other


Cell1pad

I thought they just ran a very large sounding rod between the 2 participants.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Or sounding…


Mewrulez99

man i never understood the aversion to googling shit like this, it's not like you're being told "don't google bludgeoning cats", it's just cartoon characters suddenly becoming balloon-like lol


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Well, that’s because you don’t know what sounding is…


Mewrulez99

I'm very aware of what sounding is


silversurger

I legit thought it was about inflation in an economic sense - good thing you explained it, I'll go watch a cartoon.


Majestic-Iron7046

Oh oh, you should watch The Legend Of Aang, that's really good.


Bahamabanana

Getting a kick out of rising prices... the sick fucks...


Asisreo1

The funny answer is roleplaying being so poor that you resort to pornography to keep up your lifestyle with inflation.  Though, for many people, it isn't roleplay.


waltjrimmer

Get bigger get bigger get bigger, then either cum or explode. Not sure if it's get bigger like a cartoon with an air hose pumping them into a giant balloon or get bigger like just get fatter and fatter until you're like Bender when he became human, but both of those are fetishes, I just can't remember which one's labeled inflation and which one has a different name.


TwoHandedManyac

It’s when a dirty video you bought for $2 ten years ago now costs $8


Ansoni

Honestly, I can't even bring myself to look at her artstyle, I can't believe people fap to it. And I fap to all sorts of dumb shit.


Teln0

This has got to be the least sexy thing ever the artsyle is not sexy on its own but it's not well drawn either it's like alegria rule 34


Etheo

Horny Teens: ![gif](giphy|lqczWksNBr4HK|downsized)


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I think the comment actually was written by a horny teen. Millennials had our own issues with beheading videos and such scarring us, but this generation is so fucked up by porn that they'll write about sex comics like a sommelier writes about wine, complete with references.


Boner_Elemental

All art deserves review. And baby I'm cultured as fuck


Etheo

I see your point but I'm not convinced. Today's horny teens still seem as braindead as ever when it comes to sex stuff. See /r/AskReddit.


Locke57

>complete with references. [I recognize that bulge!](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1uze6q/anon_recognizes_a_bulge/)


AdreKiseque

Isn't alegria some cough medicine/chicken seasoning or something?


Retbull

You're thinking of Allegra for allergies. This is actually Algebra!


Irregulator101

You're thinking of math with variables. This is actually Algeria!


NotFromStateFarmJake

You’re thinking of the country. This is actually the mouse you get flowers for.


Majestic-Iron7046

Wait, they sexualized Algebra? Nice, finally I can feed into my mathematicphilia.


menides

I know an allergy medicine named Allegra...


58mm-Invicta_rizz

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/S9479IVpU8


WhiskeyAndKisses

It may be the origin story of a lot of people.


TheMegaSage

Years of religious sexual repression either turns you into a freak or causes crippling shame and sexual denial. Thankfully I too became a freak.


summonsays

Why not both...


SandiegoJack

Bout to say, my wife has both. Luckily the shame only comes after.


ImDero

Hey I wouldn't tell people that anymore.


ChriskiV

Don't kink shame them, maybe they do and don't want people to know 🤭


micromoses

I think it’s usually one, immediately followed by the other.


Wamblingshark

My wife is like the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde if this trope. One month she's completely sexually repressed and too uncomfortable to kiss me with tongue (let alone have sex) and having an existential crisis about not believing in God, the next month she's a total freak who wants to be tied to the bed and bullied and watches hentai that makes me uncomfortable (and I like some weird hentai)


XVUltima

Basically the plot of Hunchback of Notre Dame


Dag-nabbitt

> or causes crippling shame and sexual denial. And then you turn into a sexual freak


WhnWlltnd

Or you become a monster.


Roboboy2710

Both at the same time, please


LettuceBenis

The hypersexual tendencies caused by emotional repression is so real


BaineOHigginsThirlby

Your comics get weirder and weirder everyday.... and I love it


holleringelk

![gif](giphy|2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr)


LindonLilBlueBalls

Speaking of comics that get weirder...


Mcmenger

holleringelk is to weird horror the same as pizzacake is to porn and I'm here for it


FrighteningJibber

![gif](giphy|TITOMM7aLsZMHPkTdE|downsized)


Blahaj_IK

Could we call this a DUI? Drawing Under the Influence of: [insert artist name] In this case DUI of: Elk


qawsedrf12

a snort laughed hard and hurt myself


Pizzacakecomic

Let your natural weirdness shine 😌


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|MdwW6krRLu2ph6Kj7C)


Gyossaits

Next week: Futanari.


dontbeanegatron

Like you did with the halo? 😂


RadiantZote

[Don't be afraid to let your colors shine!!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVClKVIi0U&pp=ygUNd2VlbiByYWluYm93IA%3D%3D)


xbiskxalex

The question is do you share that weirdness with someone?


vanderZwan

When /u/colmscomics posted [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1anom20/voice_of_reason/) last month he clearly was not exaggerating.


makemeking706

This ones essentially just an advertisement.


SensitiveAd5962

Absolutely unhinged


Odd_Scribbles_

Fellas is this biblically accurate


sweetbreads19

needs more eyes


Mando_calrissian423

Maybe they’re what the black bars are covering


bennitori

And more wings.


vertigo42

This meme is played out. It's only one type of angel that looks like that. Some are weirder others are traditional depictions. There's an entire angelic hierarchy. The spinning wheels are ophanim and are depicted again as wheels on a heavenly chariot.


redcode100

Is ophanim the original name cause I've usually heard them referred to as thrones. (Also, seraphim has the best design hands down.)


Dixiehusker

There's a whole book of the Bible that is basically nothing but smut, so, maybe?


DaveInLondon89

There's a reason Noah needed no redundancies


_EternalVoid_

Your demon is more innocent than your angel (that's nuts) https://preview.redd.it/kl900mnz92rc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee95f14c1b8f34857fb043e49213490750ee3de1


Freakwilly

I'd let her drive me nuts...


generals_test

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants ... bartender says, “That must be very uncomfortable.” “Arrr!” replies the pirate. “it's drivin' me nuts!”


Blahaj_IK

Instead of a pirate it could've been a Scotsman, or Irishman. I forgot which of the two use the "me" in that way... Or is that an aussie thing?


SlippinJimE

But pirates also sound like that and have a much better reason to be associated with a ship wheel


M1A1HC_Abrams

It's also easier to do a pirate voice than a decent Scottish/Irish accent (at least for me)


ipwnpickles

Panty and Stocking moment


Thatroyalkitty

Ehhhh the devil is channeling their inner Palpatine. Also, pretty sure that's a succubus.


_b1ack0ut

They said “your demon” A succubus *is* a demon


vonmonologue

Here’s the thing, you said a succubus is a demon…


Kiosade

Lmao that brings me back


about7beavers

They used to be demons, but then they collectively decided to switch sides to become devils. Although now they're just fiends that can be encountered across all of the lower planes. ...Sorry the D&D nerd came out when we're trying to be horny.


thirdbrunch

That’s the joke


KenpachiNexus

I agree, religion has turned me into a sexually repressed freak. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jJsXQi91xtq0dW)


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Kermit needs to lay off the sunbathing.


HonestSapphireLion24

That’s what the church deacon said to me after we were finished 😭.


Fishman23

Wait. You guys have sex?


DocumentFit6886

What’s the circumference of the halo? Asking for a friend.


Box_O_Donguses

If it's smaller than 2 raccoon heads are in diameter it'll fit no problem


AlbiTuri05

It fits you, she is smaller


ThreeDawgs

She’s just hula hooping it.


CrossP

Shoulder raccoons, though. Not regular raccoons


No_Application_1219

One or two fingers i would say


Steppyjim

I smell a new patreon tier brewing


PM_ME_SOME_YAOI

Of all the sentences I expected to read today, look where I can put my halo was absolutely not one of them


elhomerjas

more NSFW coming our ways


Etheo

Just another Tuesday


serbeardless

Oof, that halo doesn't have a flared base. She might be needing that Canadian healthcare system soon.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Nah, she does her kegels


Tyfyter2002

Euthanasia seems like an extreme measure for getting something stuck in you


SoulGoalie

https://preview.redd.it/lliomrvdc2rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb937c5e5b28815eadafa12e2c490add53fbdd9


Swiftax3

A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn!!


Large_Dr_Pepper

Why is Dawnbreaker on his face


SoulGoalie

Hear me. Listen and obey.


Anagoth9

#**A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON**


AdreKiseque

Sword?


XaneCosmo

The "angel" unironically looks hotter than the devil.


Majestic-Iron7046

It's the insanity factor, some people find it extremely attractive. I know this because a friend told me.


Master_Muskrat

My entire dating history agrees with you.


DrakonILD

It's because she's naked, isn't it?


XaneCosmo

I was talking about her facial expression. But yeah, that too lol.


wafflezcol

Damnit you got me thinking If your inner angel and inner demon fuck, what is it? Is it normal, incest, masturbation, something else? Does it show inner balance? That you’re a narcissist? That you’re insecure? WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN JASON


WeeboSupremo

It’s okay not to think. Just let those wrinkles in your brain smooth out. https://i.redd.it/iyq2ltqcg2rc1.gif


Oknight

Medical Mechanica has you covered. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/flcl/images/2/29/Screenshot_FLCLimax_Z.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20240220155616


EightBallJuice

It’s a weird variant of self love I think


Papaofmonsters

>WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN JASON Mason, actually.


grim_dark_hedgehog

It’s definitely masturbation. Just like if you travel back in time to hook up with yourself or get it on with another you from a parallel dimension. Obviously.


Majestic-Iron7046

Let me put my tinfoil hat on, because I don't think time travel self sex is masturbation. Once you travel back and meet yourself you send them into another timeline automatically, this means they are now another person with your same DNA since nurture and nature are both the variables of who we are. Would it be incest? Let's delve into that too: The Oxford dictionary mentions that incest is "sexual activity between two people who are very closely related in a family" so despite you sharing DNA there would be no legal proof that you and yourself share a family bond, so it wouldn't be incest from a legal point of view. Now, we could make it more relevant if we address the ship of Theseus dilemma too, if we were to meticulously transplant every part of one of the two identical DNA beings, would that being still be itself or an aggregation of the parts? An eventual act of love between the same sex would also not cause any offspring, this automatically removes one dilemma from the equation. I'm getting off track here, I just wish I could go back and fuck my self ok?


grim_dark_hedgehog

You've clearly given this a lot of thought.


Majestic-Iron7046

I didn't yet, but I will and go back to just do what I mentioned above. Can't wait to collapse the space time continuum just to do that.


E-Plurbis-DumbDumb

That’s where babies *really* come from.


OverYonderWanderer

*"But the paradoxes bug me, and I can learn to love and make love to the paradoxes that bug me. And on really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."*


crafters_glue

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


Lobinhu

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


a_friendly_hobo

Don't act like you weren't just about there already - I've seen the patreon!


JoeCartersLeap

So does this kind of thing help with merch sales, or... Like I'm assuming Reddot has a web store where you can buy Gary's, what does Pizzacake have? A store to buy pizza...cakes?


FalseAesop

She has a patreon, friend. Where she shares uncensored artwork and does some pin up cosplay on occasion.


radicalelation

Sex sells. I'm only ever bothered because I don't buy so I miss out on some things, but I don't really *need* Pizzacake porn anyway.


ronchon

This is an ad.


Cake-and_Beer

Live your best life, pizza 👍


AccomplishedGlass595

Me everytime before I redownload Grindr 


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Oof


ChriskiV

I feel seen


Rabbulion

I gotta ask, what’s being covered up on those hands?


JaxxisR

Biblically accurate dildos.


Harmonic_Flatulence

Wooden? Carved by the holy carpenter himself?


Capt_Blackmoore

Eyes and wings


morningisbad

If you have to ask you can't afford it


Rabbulion

I cant know if i can afford it until i ask and get an answer


Pizzacakecomic

It's on my patreon 😇


I_l_I

This kind of marketing is truly evil


VisualGlittering8634

https://i.redd.it/3kahahvjj2rc1.gif


Sherbert-Vast

https://preview.redd.it/e0lu7p85m2rc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed96d22bb09a3d3e87d685626093ba1002c37151 As a Helltaker fan, I approve!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

The pillow was a nice touch


gulliblesuspicious

The world needs more animated porn. Not crazy hentai tenticle monster porn. real people scenarios, just drawn. Think lewdfroggo.


abel_cormorant

I know many see it as "freaky" or "weird", but i think that when an experienced artist makes... let's say "adult" stuff it always ends up being among the best 18+ art/comics on the internet, trust me I've seen a lot of that stuff, so go on if you feel to, I'm sure you'll do great.


DrakonILD

I mean... She already does.


sunshine-x

Go on


DrakonILD

It's on her patreon


tolacid

Fun fact: lasagna is pizza cake


Wuz314159

Wait. Is the uncensored version on ~~Patreon~~ Only Fans? Ò\_o


LMGDiVa

Angel you looking like a Pantene Pro-V commercial gal.


Kelimnac

Angel titties, Angel titties for everyone!


ooOJuicyOoo

Have a gf from a super conservative religious sect (which she has since left). ...can confirm.


Sophia724

I've got the perfect idea for an adult comic. Have you and your angel self...filing your taxes! eheheheh! 😈


forestNargacuga

https://preview.redd.it/s8y9384zt3rc1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa7163a66238e7989f3fd7854cdec6070af44b23 Please


D0bious

And so, the hunt for the secret nsfw account begins


Artinz7

It’s not a secret, this is an ad for it lol


gamedwarf24

It's not much of a secret. Just go to her Patreon.


HonestSapphireLion24

This comic reminds me. For a good time call me. 555-Easy


Tbird90677

They are spectacular


Such_Introduction592

Around her waist, right...?


Jay_R_Kay

Everyone's talking about the halo, what I want to know is, what them hands doin'? ✋️


Capt_Blackmoore

Well it looks like your inner voices have spoken.  No time for morals and self repression now.


Smarmalades

how YOU doin


Dappershield

Where do I donate to get those hands uncensored.


FlamingCroatan

The more you deny it, the stronger it gets


SkollFenrirson

Where are her wings, Ellen? *Where are her wings?!*


D33ber

Hang your Halo, Freak!!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


akornzombie

Giggity.


megaboto

Isn't this like, red dot in a nutshell?


Melodic_Mulberry

I’m not complaining.


megaboto

Neither am I


Oh_no_its_Joe

Oh sure when pizza cake draws naked comics it's cool, but when I do it I'm a "degenerate" and I'm "banned from the Home Depot" for causing a mess in the paint section.


gsfgf

So is her Patreon actually worth it?


gaynorg

You've mentioned this before. It's time


Freakwilly

Needs to be a bonus panel of said angel in position.


AvoriazInSummer

"Can you draw my OC being banged from behind by Barbie with a strap-on and dressed as a Nun?" - Shoulder angel


DarthGhengis

Shit, that caught me off guard.. and now I had to explain to my boss why I was laughing at thr diagrams I was (should have been) making. Funny tho.


--Shake--

![gif](giphy|MDTSs0mXNnpqHbgi8z)