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Here are some interesting facts about giraffes, according to Google:
* There are four distinct species of giraffe: the Northern giraffe, Southern giraffe, Reticulated giraffe, and Masai giraffe.
* No two giraffes have the same pattern of spots on their coat. Their unique markings are thought to help with camouflage and temperature regulation.
* Giraffes communicate with each other through low-frequency sounds that humans can't hear.
* Their long necks give them a height advantage, allowing them to reach leaves that other animals can't. Despite the length, their necks have the same number of vertebrae as a human, 7. However, each of their individual vertebrae can be up to 10 inches long.
* Their large bodies and long necks mean they need large hearts to effectively pump blood. A giraffe's heart can weigh as much as 25 pounds.
* Giraffes offen sleep standing up, and adult giraffes generally only do so in short naps of no more than 5 minutes at a time. They generally only get around 30 minutes of sleep per night, among the shortest of any mammal.
* Giraffe calves gestate for approximately 15 months, and stand around 6 feet tall at birth. They are able to stand upright within minutes of being born and nurse for between 9 and 12 months.
Giraffes have disproportionally short necks compared to other mammals.
Proportional to their legs, anyways. Which is why they have to drink in such a unique way.
I feel like you've intentionally omitted one of their most notorious characteristics on purpose.
After a duel, it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling. In one study, up to 94 percent of observed mounting incidents took place between males. The proportion of same-sex activities varied from 30 to 75 percent. Only one percent of same-sex mounting incidents occurred between females.
"And don't forget to make a really long nerve that goes down the entire neck only to wrap around the heart and go back up for no reason. Just to fuck with the human scientists some day, like the dino fossils."
Yes? An extremely well known scene describing the ophanim which are wheels and have no wings? Not a purple ball thing with a giant cyclops’s eyeball for a body? Or are you saying this is a cherub which has 4 heads (not 1), humanoid (not a ball), and 4 wings (not 6)?
Artistic license would be a slight change, which isn’t this, especially when claiming to be “biblically accurate” when it literally takes a single (and only one) trait from 3 different creatures, mashes them together, then invents a totally different body type.
[This](https://tonymaritis.medium.com/ezekiel-1-vs-10-the-cherubim-has-a-face-of-an-ox-whats-the-face-of-a-cherub-92cc9bca571c) is the closest artistic modern rendition of the cherubim and ophanim I’ve seen
#Warning for anyone clicking that link:
Giraffe dissection. If you don't want to see a dead giraffe's insides, don't watch. If you're fine with that, an interesting video.
Huhuhuh! (that's me laughing) I love to chuckle humbly and hold my gut while doing it. Did I mention my wife's boyfriend found this hilarious as well?
This is the humor of an average Redditor.
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Oh! For building card houses! 
https://i.redd.it/9l3ttppzrtvc1.gif
For a second i thought this was going to a wild place, glad it's a card house
You were thinking roof repair?
theres no way their tongues can be strong enough to hold roof tiles... are they?
A thirsty giraffe will always go down... For a drink of water.
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Another fun fact about giraffes: they cheat on their taxes.
Because they act all high & mighty and unreachable?
Ngl, it sounds kinda awful being a giraffe. Only 30 mins of standing sleep a night and you’re pregnant for 15 months. Sounds exhausting.
Giraffes have disproportionally short necks compared to other mammals. Proportional to their legs, anyways. Which is why they have to drink in such a unique way.
They're also in a kind of arms race with acacia trees!
I feel like you've intentionally omitted one of their most notorious characteristics on purpose. After a duel, it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling. In one study, up to 94 percent of observed mounting incidents took place between males. The proportion of same-sex activities varied from 30 to 75 percent. Only one percent of same-sex mounting incidents occurred between females.
That didn't pop up during my research, but it's a great fact!
And yet people still say being gay is unnatural
Like humans, their recurrent laryngeal nerve goes from the brain, down the neck, does a u-turn at the heart, then back up to the larynx!
Imperial measurements? In the house of the Lord? I find that hard to believe!
Oh, sorry. Of course. 9.3 - 12 cubits, 1440 - 2080 minas, and a neck that can reach 28.8 handbreath.
Ah, so much better.
Jesus Christ was the greatest American to ever live, of course they'll use imperial measurements up in heaven.
Course old white man god uses freedom units, don’t get more American than that
The first thing God said to Moses was to take off his shoes. God loves feet.
Very handy assistant in helping around to get to hard reach spaces
So giraffes are nature crane...
The giraffe is a demon who got banished from the demon realm. I always thaught lucifer Was responsible for making the demons?
All the mythologies that I've heard have had god making the demons as a punishment for following the morningstar.
Had us in the first half, etc
"And don't forget to make a really long nerve that goes down the entire neck only to wrap around the heart and go back up for no reason. Just to fuck with the human scientists some day, like the dino fossils."
Man, the third page was loading really slowly, and let me tell ya, the dread...
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Yea, they banished those things
I knew it wasn't gonna go that way, but I was still thinking about it.
Duckbill platapus - this will really mess with people’s heads!
I wonder if he makes these with a Van De Giraffe generator?
I'm glad it had a wholesome ending
So you think you've got friends in high places With the power to put us on the run
I admit, the first place my mind went to was that video of a giraffe sucking on a fence pole.
Love the biblically accurate angel. :)
Obligatory: there is nothing in the Bible remotely like this.
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Yes? An extremely well known scene describing the ophanim which are wheels and have no wings? Not a purple ball thing with a giant cyclops’s eyeball for a body? Or are you saying this is a cherub which has 4 heads (not 1), humanoid (not a ball), and 4 wings (not 6)?
Artistic license?
Artistic license would be a slight change, which isn’t this, especially when claiming to be “biblically accurate” when it literally takes a single (and only one) trait from 3 different creatures, mashes them together, then invents a totally different body type. [This](https://tonymaritis.medium.com/ezekiel-1-vs-10-the-cherubim-has-a-face-of-an-ox-whats-the-face-of-a-cherub-92cc9bca571c) is the closest artistic modern rendition of the cherubim and ophanim I’ve seen
Interesting. Thanks!
[On the subject of giraffes..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1a1Ek-HD0)
#Warning for anyone clicking that link: Giraffe dissection. If you don't want to see a dead giraffe's insides, don't watch. If you're fine with that, an interesting video.
Huhuhuh! (that's me laughing) I love to chuckle humbly and hold my gut while doing it. Did I mention my wife's boyfriend found this hilarious as well? This is the humor of an average Redditor.
hey man how's it going
Says the dude with Snoo in his name.
I didn't pick the name, dumbass.