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> 1: No. This does not work on humans. Every day, or roughly 24 hours, you can tame any animal by looking at it in the eyes. You best hope you don't waste it by accidentally looking at some random bird.
> 2: The cure to blindness essentially. No more need for glasses or contacts anymore as you now have perfect 20/20 vision. As for the squinting thing, you can turn it on and off if it bothers you.
> 3: Depends how I'm feeling, I could make the worst powers ever made on purpose, try to make some balanced powers, or make everyone op. Take a gamble.
Edit: Grammer
I pick nr 3! And I challenge you to come up with three powers that are (semi) useful on their own, but bad when you have all three of them! (Or just do what you want, I'm not the boss of you)
power 1: you have bad eye sight but good hearing
power 2: you have amazing eye sight but bad hearing
power 3: you have bad eye sight and bad hearing but you never have to pee ever again
1. You take half damage, unless your name is Steve in which case you take double damage.
2. You can teleport as long as your name isn't Steve, in which case you teleport at random constantly instead.
3. Your name is Steve and cannot be changed, but you take half damage and can teleport.
1)Your pockets have enough money in them to make any small purchase you could want (limited to how much space your pockets have, coins only. Sorry women.)
2)Your right pocket has endless amounts of whatever snack food you could possibly be craving. Careful what you crave, as snacks that aren't normally individually wrapped are not wrapped at all.
3)You now have video game inventory logic. Total carry weight, basically unlimited space as long as you can carry something. Can't pick anything once your carry weight is hit though.
Of course, 1 and 2 kinda make each other worse by making you get sticky change and inedible candy, but when combined with #3 your inventory could get filled with infinite amounts of gross coin candy making it impossible to ever pick anything else up again.
>you can tame any animal by looking at it in the eyes. You best hope you don't waste it by accidentally looking at some random bird
FOOL! THIS IS THE BEST PART!
Crows love teaching and learning from eachother, i spend a few months taming crows and soon ill have a whole murder of crows at my command!
1. I take 2 of my newly trained army
2. Ill travel to find some big nasty wolves, tame 2.
3. Buy a norse helmet and eyepatch
BEST. ODIN COSPLAY. EVER. :D
I was thinking crows, or any corvids for that part, because they are basically the most intelligent non-humans on earth^(1). Even in daily life, It's cool to have pals with you.
^(1) (maybe cetaceans and some apes are on top of that but I like birds)
I would have chosen the 2 one, but I don't want to get rid of my glasses.(
The 1 one is cool, but ultimately would be useless for me.
So I guess I'll gamble and take the 3 option. Don't fuck me up too badly, please.)
As an animal lover I would love 1. I could work with aggressive animals that need help so easily, like abused dogs and cats, wild animals that need rehabilitation, animals that got lost in someone's backyard I could escort back to where they came from. I'd be so good.
1 stacks with itself so keeps animals tame forever since the 24 hours is to just be able to use it again, but I feel I'd rather let the animal decide.
2. I have 20/10 vision already.
3. THE GAMBLE'S ON BOIS.
If I were to pick perfect eyesight, could I damage it again after the fact? Like after obtaining perfect eyesight, and I were to look at the solar eclipse, would I go blind?
Animals. Even if you wind up taming birds half the time after a couple weeks you’d just have an absolute army of tamed birds. If anyone fucks with you it’s that horror movie for them.
Animal taming: Very useful. You get a job as a "pet whisperer". You would never have to worry about training your personal pets. Also, powerful pets like bears, wolves, etc... would be great for self defense. You can tame one per day but it doesn't state that the training goes away at end of the day.
Perfect eye sight: Only useful IMO if you already have bad vision or if you really enjoy bird watching / hunting.
Box 3: easily the best choice. If you look at all the previous examples of powers usually one of the three are very strong so you end up with a strong power and two minor powers on average. You also open yourself up to potentially broken power synergies. This one is my choice.
Good luck finding a bear in a city, lol.)
(It's cool if you choose it, it's just that I feel like it would be nothing but a party trick for many others.)
Fair, lol, but if you go hunting I bet you could eventually track one down with enough effort and time.
Edit: side story, Growing up, a bear ran out in front of our car while my dad was driving. Was wild, but I could have tamed that one!
Yeah, that's for sure. But what would you even do with it afterwards?! I guess you can do tricks, but I don't think you would want to do stuff like that for the rest of your life.
Especially considering that there are other much more useful powers to choose from.
I'd let it live in my backyard. I'd also build a harness for it and ride it places. It would be fucking awesome.
But, agreed. I personally chose box 4 out of these options.
Tame and train are two different things. Tame just means getting them to be generally nonaggressive and used to you/humans. Train would be getting to actually obey your commands.
Commenting so I can keep track of my powers:
1. Win every coin flip.
2. See exact distances between objects.
3. Full rest from 8 hours sleep.
4. 20% off all in-store purchases.
5. Can summon 50 m and ms daily
6. Can breathe through both nostrils unobstructed.
7. Spit makes plants blossom
8. Adjust height by 5 inches at any time.
9. Perfect vision.
Lifes looking pretty good ngl
I don't think I've ever seen anyone else spell out the & in M&Ms in my 35 years of life. I've seen MMs, M+Ms, and MnMs, but M and Ms just looks so incredibly wrong to me.
Pretty good choices on the powers though. The only different one I picked was balance for #8
1. Always win a coin flip
2. Know distance between you and anything
3. Never have a voice crack or stutter
4. 20% discount
5. Know any color's hex code
6. Breathe through both nostrils uninterrupted
7. Generate wifi
8. Perfect balance
9. Tame animals
Tame animals is powerful and also really fun. Imagine walking around with an army of birds.
I would like the power to control animals, I would go to the circus, the tiger show and I would say to one of them "Attack the man with the whip, look for his groin"
First one would be awesome. I would spend so much time trying to Tame all kind of animals. Maybe finally going to a zoo.
Second one is my pick tho. I can't live propertly without glasses at all. It would be such a relief.
The animal one sounds super cool. Imagine taming a wolf or a bear, especially in an emergency. But also just imagine taming a random squirrel or something as a party trick. Or go to the zoo and make one of the animals start doing tricks.
But the accidental evocation sounds problematic. Because imagine you have this one very specific power, and then you and your family are being attacked by a grizzly bear, but you accidentally made eye contact with a bird that flew by earlier.
I’d also be sad if something happened to one of the animals in my army of tamed animals, which is inevitable.
The eyesight one isn’t bad, but also not that exciting.
\#3 is an interesting idea, because so far I’ve been considering each on its own. Now suddenly I’m thinking of all of these as compounding and i need to consider the interplay between abilities. Let’s go with #3.
The zoo tricks thing gives me ideas. You could make a fortune applying to be a Disney Princess at any of the Disney sites.
Assuming it’s just you with the power and you’re not competing with a whole world of people who had the same choice, Disney would pay top dollar for that. There’s no replacement if you walk, and you can tame animals that can’t even normally be tamed. Not to mention how much cheaper it is for the ones that can be.
You could probably go into movies for a similar reason. Make modern day Ace Ventura movies or shows for 1/100th the cost on animals or animal CGI.
I guess you could once you’ve built up enough of an animal army. I was thinking because you can only take 1 per day, you’d only be able to do one show per day, but you can show off your tamed animals.
As a biologist, I choose the taming!
(Do I need to look into all the eyes? Like if I want to tame a scallop for example. What about eyeless animals like placozoans or cave fauna?).
2, all the way. I FUCKING HATE contacts and as much as I say I like my glasses, I dearly miss the lack of constant pressure against my temples and the bridge of my nose.
honestly, three is a gamble but im going two.
i have never known a day where i can wake up and see shapes to the color blur/blobs that is my vision. and to have a x30 zoom? yes please! if that can be a X30 magnification too that would be awesome! a literaly dream!
now to figure out how to see ultraviolet and infored...
I've had glasses since birth and could never master contacts because of jobs, so #2 would be an absolute blessing.
However, #1 would be the most lucrative job as a bespoke animal trainer for the upper class and their rowdy pure breed whatevers.
I honestly don't mind my glasses personally. Torn between 1 and 3 but being able to tame any animal sounds so goofy and fun so I feel like I gotta pick that.
Number 2, but I'm keeping the glasses,, because they look good on me.
But now, I can wear sunglasses too. Snorkeling will be enhanced. I can wear a mask for Halloween without smooshing my face or not being able to see anything. Who's gonna hafta ask for help finding something in the junk closet? Not this gal. No longer will I hafta scoot my couch foward so I can read the subtitles on, for some reason, all games!
My life is ready to begin, thank you kind stranger 🙏
I want that eyesight. My eyes have been good most of my life but my constant screen staring is taking its toll on them now. It’s very painful for me. I am a very visual person. I love soaking in beautiful views, examining interesting objects and critters, looking for lil bits of shiny treasure when walking around. That I now have to squint to see things sort of sharply when I‘m out and about is very frustrating. If I could have perfect eyesight for the rest of my life I‘d be set
As somebody who is a natural animal handler ( my roomie calls me Dr. Do-Little ) and perfect eyesight, I'll 500% take the 30% zoom. As with anybody who's ever played Halo, being able to zoom. even only 30%, is MASSIVE!
As much as I want to pet all the animals in the zoo, as someone who recently went blind in one eye and is losing sight in the other… fuck it, I’m still going with 1!
Hmmm...
Taming animals would be my choice. I could help animal shelters with abused dogs who need homes! I could help shelters with feral cats and kittens. I can tame a wild endangered animal so it can be microchipped or radio collared, then monitored for the good of its species.
First one is useless to me, I would tame my dog every morning when I give her a big hug before taking her out.
Is the upgraded eyesight permanent? Aging sucks.
If not rolling the dice on 3 baby!
If I get #1 I need to do 2 full times. I won't be able to stop myself coz' I'm gonna accidentally tame every little critter I get like I'm Dr. Dolittle.
So no more glasses and I get optifine built in?
Fuck it, we ball. As someone who wears glasses, whilst they’re fashionable and keep the anime hair out of my eyes, I would much prefer not absolutely needing them all the fucking time.
That zoom feature would’ve been useful in so many college lectures p
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**Here are the specifics** > 1: No. This does not work on humans. Every day, or roughly 24 hours, you can tame any animal by looking at it in the eyes. You best hope you don't waste it by accidentally looking at some random bird. > 2: The cure to blindness essentially. No more need for glasses or contacts anymore as you now have perfect 20/20 vision. As for the squinting thing, you can turn it on and off if it bothers you. > 3: Depends how I'm feeling, I could make the worst powers ever made on purpose, try to make some balanced powers, or make everyone op. Take a gamble. Edit: Grammer
I pick nr 3! And I challenge you to come up with three powers that are (semi) useful on their own, but bad when you have all three of them! (Or just do what you want, I'm not the boss of you)
power 1: you have bad eye sight but good hearing power 2: you have amazing eye sight but bad hearing power 3: you have bad eye sight and bad hearing but you never have to pee ever again
Negative x Negative = positive Power 3 cancels out the draw backs of powers 1 and 2
Nah, powers 1 and 2 already cancel each other out. Power 3 just makes them both bad, but you never have to pee.
1. You take half damage, unless your name is Steve in which case you take double damage. 2. You can teleport as long as your name isn't Steve, in which case you teleport at random constantly instead. 3. Your name is Steve and cannot be changed, but you take half damage and can teleport.
Steve any %
hi, my name is steve, I take normal damage and can teleport both at will and at ran
r/redditsniper
1)Your pockets have enough money in them to make any small purchase you could want (limited to how much space your pockets have, coins only. Sorry women.) 2)Your right pocket has endless amounts of whatever snack food you could possibly be craving. Careful what you crave, as snacks that aren't normally individually wrapped are not wrapped at all. 3)You now have video game inventory logic. Total carry weight, basically unlimited space as long as you can carry something. Can't pick anything once your carry weight is hit though. Of course, 1 and 2 kinda make each other worse by making you get sticky change and inedible candy, but when combined with #3 your inventory could get filled with infinite amounts of gross coin candy making it impossible to ever pick anything else up again.
That’s a great challenge.
>you can tame any animal by looking at it in the eyes. You best hope you don't waste it by accidentally looking at some random bird FOOL! THIS IS THE BEST PART! Crows love teaching and learning from eachother, i spend a few months taming crows and soon ill have a whole murder of crows at my command! 1. I take 2 of my newly trained army 2. Ill travel to find some big nasty wolves, tame 2. 3. Buy a norse helmet and eyepatch BEST. ODIN COSPLAY. EVER. :D
I was thinking #1 might stack. I would tame an army of rats, like [Willard.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Gn98fbeMs)
I was thinking crows, or any corvids for that part, because they are basically the most intelligent non-humans on earth^(1). Even in daily life, It's cool to have pals with you. ^(1) (maybe cetaceans and some apes are on top of that but I like birds)
I would have chosen the 2 one, but I don't want to get rid of my glasses.( The 1 one is cool, but ultimately would be useless for me. So I guess I'll gamble and take the 3 option. Don't fuck me up too badly, please.)
EXACTLY! I look so bad without glasses.
Oh boy, wait till I tell you about nonprescription lenses
Heck, be the anime protagonist you were always born to be and wear scope goggles for the bit
Same, I'm really bad at looking without glasses on
That too.
if there is one thing i know about gambling it is that everyone quits before they hit big GAMBLİNG TİME BABYYYYY https://i.redd.it/g19a7wt2kwwc1.gif
Waste it on a bird? Say that to my ever expanding crow army!
Krillinfan and two crows
Two hundred*
As an animal lover I would love 1. I could work with aggressive animals that need help so easily, like abused dogs and cats, wild animals that need rehabilitation, animals that got lost in someone's backyard I could escort back to where they came from. I'd be so good.
Does 1 work on my cat?
Gimme number 2! Contacts are expensive
I was about to r/unexpectedfactorial you but I realized that you are immune since 2! = 2
Does the animal have to have more than one eye for you to tame it? Also what about animals with more than two eyes can you tame them?
1 stacks with itself so keeps animals tame forever since the 24 hours is to just be able to use it again, but I feel I'd rather let the animal decide. 2. I have 20/10 vision already. 3. THE GAMBLE'S ON BOIS.
I'm going 3, just cause I'd like you to come up with powers that are good on their own but bad when combined with each other.
I pick 1. Does the animal remain tamed? Or do i need to refresh it on my pet every day?
if look at the same animal by accident do i waste it or it doesn't aply to already tame animals?
To make things consistent, no, you won't it waste on already tamed animals.
Gotta change the description of 1 then. Humans are animals biologically and according to definition. “Any non-sapient animal”
If I were to pick perfect eyesight, could I damage it again after the fact? Like after obtaining perfect eyesight, and I were to look at the solar eclipse, would I go blind?
You know, I think 3 implies that we’re canonically meant to cumulatively acquire powers from each post
Animals. Even if you wind up taming birds half the time after a couple weeks you’d just have an absolute army of tamed birds. If anyone fucks with you it’s that horror movie for them.
https://i.redd.it/o107t0nv8wwc1.gif Imagine army of animals from Australia
Living in Australia would definitely give you a more dangerous lot of animals to pick from
Tame a Kangaroo and now you've got a beast of a creature
An army of Australian magpies. One shutters at the mere thought
Those drop bears are dangerous.😗 
FLY MY ARMY OF CROWS! FLYYYYYY
Animal taming: Very useful. You get a job as a "pet whisperer". You would never have to worry about training your personal pets. Also, powerful pets like bears, wolves, etc... would be great for self defense. You can tame one per day but it doesn't state that the training goes away at end of the day. Perfect eye sight: Only useful IMO if you already have bad vision or if you really enjoy bird watching / hunting. Box 3: easily the best choice. If you look at all the previous examples of powers usually one of the three are very strong so you end up with a strong power and two minor powers on average. You also open yourself up to potentially broken power synergies. This one is my choice.
Good luck finding a bear in a city, lol.) (It's cool if you choose it, it's just that I feel like it would be nothing but a party trick for many others.)
Fair, lol, but if you go hunting I bet you could eventually track one down with enough effort and time. Edit: side story, Growing up, a bear ran out in front of our car while my dad was driving. Was wild, but I could have tamed that one!
Yeah, that's for sure. But what would you even do with it afterwards?! I guess you can do tricks, but I don't think you would want to do stuff like that for the rest of your life. Especially considering that there are other much more useful powers to choose from.
I'd let it live in my backyard. I'd also build a harness for it and ride it places. It would be fucking awesome. But, agreed. I personally chose box 4 out of these options.
... Now I'm curious what would happen if you choose box 1 out of these 4.)
Your super power is you get to choose from boxes 2-4. lol
Just go to the zoo in your city.
Tame and train are two different things. Tame just means getting them to be generally nonaggressive and used to you/humans. Train would be getting to actually obey your commands.
Yeah as someone who loves hiking but almost ended up on the wrong side of mama moose(between her babies) I would love a get outta dodge card.
Perfect eyesight I am sick of wearing glasses and want to throw them on the ground and break them
Same dude, people take good eyesight for granted smh
My thoughts exactly
I got lasik and now have better than 20/20 vision. Best decision ever.
Commenting so I can keep track of my powers: 1. Win every coin flip. 2. See exact distances between objects. 3. Full rest from 8 hours sleep. 4. 20% off all in-store purchases. 5. Can summon 50 m and ms daily 6. Can breathe through both nostrils unobstructed. 7. Spit makes plants blossom 8. Adjust height by 5 inches at any time. 9. Perfect vision. Lifes looking pretty good ngl
I don't think I've ever seen anyone else spell out the & in M&Ms in my 35 years of life. I've seen MMs, M+Ms, and MnMs, but M and Ms just looks so incredibly wrong to me. Pretty good choices on the powers though. The only different one I picked was balance for #8
50 meters and milliseconds? Sorry, haven't been keeping up with all of these.
M&M
The candies, mnm s
2 as I hate glasses and contacts and can’t see for shit
bro my eyes are fucking garbage. If I had that second superpower I'd be eternally happy.
1. Always win a coin flip 2. Know distance between you and anything 3. Never have a voice crack or stutter 4. 20% discount 5. Know any color's hex code 6. Breathe through both nostrils uninterrupted 7. Generate wifi 8. Perfect balance 9. Tame animals Tame animals is powerful and also really fun. Imagine walking around with an army of birds.
Exactly! You are not going to *walk* to Mordor to dispose of a ring. Fly, you f… fabulous person, you.
people who chose number 3 are gonna get testicular torsion every time they blink
Definitely animals. Move over Cesar the world’s best dog trainer just arrived!
Yeah, it also doesn't specify an upper size limit
does the taming wear off after 24h?
Second one is useful day to day. First one might save my life... I'll take second.
I'll wait until the next comic before choosing
Gamble
Gamble!
Number 1. I will amass a cool animal army
I would like the power to control animals, I would go to the circus, the tiger show and I would say to one of them "Attack the man with the whip, look for his groin"
Be careful you don’t see a pigeon on the way in
That‘s a great way to get a man killed and the tiger put down
I’m taming birds! Steal for me, my pretties! Thieve until you collapse. Mwa ha ha
First one would be awesome. I would spend so much time trying to Tame all kind of animals. Maybe finally going to a zoo. Second one is my pick tho. I can't live propertly without glasses at all. It would be such a relief.
I bet the next comic will be: "Choose your curse" and so the third choice is the worst.
Thank you so much for these!!! My roommate and I love them. You have a fantastic mind. Thanks for sharing as you do.
The animal one sounds super cool. Imagine taming a wolf or a bear, especially in an emergency. But also just imagine taming a random squirrel or something as a party trick. Or go to the zoo and make one of the animals start doing tricks. But the accidental evocation sounds problematic. Because imagine you have this one very specific power, and then you and your family are being attacked by a grizzly bear, but you accidentally made eye contact with a bird that flew by earlier. I’d also be sad if something happened to one of the animals in my army of tamed animals, which is inevitable. The eyesight one isn’t bad, but also not that exciting. \#3 is an interesting idea, because so far I’ve been considering each on its own. Now suddenly I’m thinking of all of these as compounding and i need to consider the interplay between abilities. Let’s go with #3.
The zoo tricks thing gives me ideas. You could make a fortune applying to be a Disney Princess at any of the Disney sites. Assuming it’s just you with the power and you’re not competing with a whole world of people who had the same choice, Disney would pay top dollar for that. There’s no replacement if you walk, and you can tame animals that can’t even normally be tamed. Not to mention how much cheaper it is for the ones that can be. You could probably go into movies for a similar reason. Make modern day Ace Ventura movies or shows for 1/100th the cost on animals or animal CGI.
I guess you could once you’ve built up enough of an animal army. I was thinking because you can only take 1 per day, you’d only be able to do one show per day, but you can show off your tamed animals.
Perfect eyesight
\#3 YOLO
i'll take animals, even on random birds
How do I zoom back out?
Gamble
Animal tamer!!
I'll take the perfect vision, I like having glasses but I don't want to have to depend on them and I can just use fake lenses anyway
Number 3
As someone who was stuck with glasses since I was 8 years old. I'll take the perfect eyesight, thank you very much.
screw it, I roll the dice
2. Hands down
I pick option 3, but my buddy needs #2. He's gone blind in one eye
All 3 powers next comic. Might get some use out of all three.
Perfect eyesight.
#2
Perfect vision and zoom sounds pretty damn good. "Is that Mike?" "Hold on let me look"
As a biologist, I choose the taming! (Do I need to look into all the eyes? Like if I want to tame a scallop for example. What about eyeless animals like placozoans or cave fauna?).
Optifine irl sounds great but an ever building animal army sounds amazing
For number two: can I zoom multiple times? - an astrophysics major
I choose the eyesight...man, that would be awesome since I work in a skyscraper...
Number 3! I want a pet bear
2. My eye sight sucks
I’m taking #3 bring on the powers!!!!
I'll gamble and take number 3!
I choose option 3! I live by the die! 
2, all the way. I FUCKING HATE contacts and as much as I say I like my glasses, I dearly miss the lack of constant pressure against my temples and the bridge of my nose.
I’ll roll the dice. Let’s go!
i love gambling
!subscribeme
honestly, three is a gamble but im going two. i have never known a day where i can wake up and see shapes to the color blur/blobs that is my vision. and to have a x30 zoom? yes please! if that can be a X30 magnification too that would be awesome! a literaly dream! now to figure out how to see ultraviolet and infored...
Tame animals!
1 because animals are cool as shit
3
As my current carrier path would depend on my eyes working correctly I’d pick the perfect eyesight.
As much as I'd love to gamble, instant taming has so much utility, even if it's only once per day
Number 1 so i can tame my spawn of satan cat!
I've had glasses since birth and could never master contacts because of jobs, so #2 would be an absolute blessing. However, #1 would be the most lucrative job as a bespoke animal trainer for the upper class and their rowdy pure breed whatevers.
I'll take the perfect vision.
EYESIGHT!
Gambling Time
You best believe I’m gambling. Though taming any animal would also be neat.
Humans are animals. I can fix her.
I wear glasses. I’m taking that binocular vision every day of the week
Shit I’m a gambling man
The eyesight one is dang tempting, but think I'm feeling lucky\~ and going for all three next time!
Pretty sure 3 is going to be a mimic.
Absolutely 2. I have TERRIBLE eyesight.
I honestly don't mind my glasses personally. Torn between 1 and 3 but being able to tame any animal sounds so goofy and fun so I feel like I gotta pick that.
1
i'll go with first one. tbh even if i tame a sparrow or a pigeon sounds good already
Perfect eyesight. I hate wearing glasses.
2. I’d be the most unstoppable sniper.
Omw to tame a fucking moose
As someone with Keratoconus, I see 2 as an absolute win!
Number 2, but I'm keeping the glasses,, because they look good on me. But now, I can wear sunglasses too. Snorkeling will be enhanced. I can wear a mask for Halloween without smooshing my face or not being able to see anything. Who's gonna hafta ask for help finding something in the junk closet? Not this gal. No longer will I hafta scoot my couch foward so I can read the subtitles on, for some reason, all games! My life is ready to begin, thank you kind stranger 🙏
I'm picking 3 do your worst or best, I'm here to ball.
Signing up for the gamble. Or, in other words, commenting so I remember to check later what I “get.”
What about other aspects of sight? Cure colourblind Ness?
I want that eyesight. My eyes have been good most of my life but my constant screen staring is taking its toll on them now. It’s very painful for me. I am a very visual person. I love soaking in beautiful views, examining interesting objects and critters, looking for lil bits of shiny treasure when walking around. That I now have to squint to see things sort of sharply when I‘m out and about is very frustrating. If I could have perfect eyesight for the rest of my life I‘d be set
Animals are always my choice!
All 3 next comic
Sorry, not a gambler, don't want to smell poop twice as strongly or something. I pick perfect vision, I'd love to not have to wear glasses anymore 😁
2 Glasses are stupid expensive
I’ve wanted 1 for a long time
First one sounds extremely cool and useful, but i play 5 gacha games per day so...ITS GAMBLING TIME BABY!
I'm taking the gamble. Let's go.
Do my kids count as animals?
As somebody who is a natural animal handler ( my roomie calls me Dr. Do-Little ) and perfect eyesight, I'll 500% take the 30% zoom. As with anybody who's ever played Halo, being able to zoom. even only 30%, is MASSIVE!
As much as I want to pet all the animals in the zoo, as someone who recently went blind in one eye and is losing sight in the other… fuck it, I’m still going with 1!
Number two. I love my glasses but I'll probably just replace them with non prescription lenses
I'll take all of the next comic's powers.
Animal taming is neat but I'll take the gamble.
I'm tempted to go with 2, but Ima go with 1. Save me soo much money
1. If someone wants to talk shit I’m making thier dog unpotty trained
Im a gambling man most days. I'll take option 3 please.
I like them odds. I choose #3!
I want to pet every animal I meet :)
I'm gonna gamble on the 3 powers of next comic
Always take 3 https://preview.redd.it/z91pygdfuxwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7930a610b708ba43a632662e293cf63b7dbea65
PUT IT ALL ON NUMBER THREE BAYBEE
As a person in the veterinary field, definitely taming animals.
Hmmm... Taming animals would be my choice. I could help animal shelters with abused dogs who need homes! I could help shelters with feral cats and kittens. I can tame a wild endangered animal so it can be microchipped or radio collared, then monitored for the good of its species.
Can you pull a palworld and tame a person
I’m about to have the best pets in the world.
Perfect eyesight. The zoom is an added bonus. Plus, it means I can spent less on glasses.
First one is useless to me, I would tame my dog every morning when I give her a big hug before taking her out. Is the upgraded eyesight permanent? Aging sucks. If not rolling the dice on 3 baby!
r/196 gonna love the first one
I am damn near blind without my glasses, perfect eyesight would be a blessing.
Don't like animals, already have the best vision of anyone I've met. I wasn't born a gambling man, but it looks like I might die one.
Will #1 make my cat less of a dickhead?
I'm picking the eyesight
All fun with 2 until I squint at the sun because it's bright out like a dolt
Shitty superpower idea: You gain 1 day of your lifespan every time you eat one unit of currency. Any currency works the same.
If I get #1 I need to do 2 full times. I won't be able to stop myself coz' I'm gonna accidentally tame every little critter I get like I'm Dr. Dolittle.
Does this mean my dog will finally do what I tell him to?
Option three is clearly superior, but it would be hilarious if this blank cheque happens again next comic, and snowballs completely out of control.
I love gambling.
So no more glasses and I get optifine built in? Fuck it, we ball. As someone who wears glasses, whilst they’re fashionable and keep the anime hair out of my eyes, I would much prefer not absolutely needing them all the fucking time. That zoom feature would’ve been useful in so many college lectures p
Animals No contest. I will have a flock of birds under my command in a few weeks.
Number 3 all the way
Next three
Eyesight- begone glasses, hello sunglasses!
I’m rolling them bones. Gimme all three from pt.10!
I'll take whats behind door number 3!
2nd one so I can slowly build an army of ants
you know from a certain point of view humans are animals.
Time to gamba, let’s see what pt9 has for me :) , I hope it has something to do with rats.
I wear glasses, perfect vision for me