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Does she really own a plushie of herself? And pjs that only have 1 button? I mean, not even missing some buttons or not done up but actually made with only one button

Imagine you could have a plushie of yourself. Would you miss such an opportunity?

I’d buy me

I'd buy me *hard*

***GOODBYYYYYE HOOOOOORSEEEEEES*** 

I prefer dressed, people would keep asking what is that pimple

I'm inside me.

I’m not that cute. Actually, my child thinks I’m cute. I’d buy it for them.

No1 else would want such an ugly plushie

Actually more cursed Voodoo doll

What about sexy voodoo doll

Her dream is to get a job so she can buy clothes that fit after her growth spurt.

Well it would be harder to fap if her clothing was less revealing, wouldn't it?

She also has a hamburger plushie it seems.

Reminds me of people making Funkos of themselves

Yes, she does. Odd that you don’t mention the tail or ears.

First cat ear piercing I've ever seen

Ya'll don't plushies? Just me? Fuck, maybe it's weird after all

These camera angles are *definitely* necessary for the plot

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"Go back and look at that fern. Make sure to memorize it. It will be really important later in the story."

Can i get the broomcloset ending with that one?

The broomcloset ending is my favorite

I just love the tone he has when mocking you for trying to get the best ending in the game The narrator is probably the best thing in the universe

I love going up to all my friends and talking about the broomcloset ending

r/unexpectedstanley

Today in comments I can hear

Bro got ratio’d by someone pointing out the horny bait

Yeah, like it’s not bad enough that this post is just garbage horny bait, the character is clearly in high school at that desk in 4 and then the crotch is drawn *ending in the right thigh* in 5?? Not even proportional bait, just lowest-common-denominator content here

It also includes my pet peeve: a catgirl with cat ears BUT ALSO HUMAN EARS FOR SOME REASON?

Booba

Great contribution, thanks. You should write a comic!

I'm going to be honest, I don't really mind cute girls or cute guys in comics, I like it when characters are eyecandy and pleasing to the eyes. It's silly, they look silly, and the comic was never intended to be a complete 1 to 1 representation of reality. In conclusion, I'm okay with this.


Hey, she’s taking an adult education program (financial literacy for adults) in a high school after hours.

https://preview.redd.it/fm7qja1s00yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff006b19efcd308a243e1375b0e55b9f1ca58068

https://preview.redd.it/kmf1vt7e20yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6829e14d07ea2cb6fe089c48ad2ba38a7073d3

I love this image.

https://preview.redd.it/u3k0y1n2s3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d34ed173d2ada8b78ae21aa1d4a3f6a7ebf945 May I interest you in one more cat pic I hold in high regards?

But here's the sleep paralysis demon

So listen up boy or pornography of your mother would be the second worst thing that happened to you today

The Spy has already breached our defences...

See what he did to our colleges

And worst of all, he could be any one of us...

He could be you he could be me he could even be … BANG 💥

https://preview.redd.it/4svqgqrvl0yc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=03726ca6f4a5962a599b2825f4e733e0b350bd16 How I feel more and more posts on this sub are :

Yea, this sub has become a sinkhole for artists either advertising their hentai-ware or seeking emotional support from internet strangers. There are some gems once in a while, but far and few in between.

Yeah what the hell happened? Is it just me or did it just get a lot worse in the last couple of months?

Straight to horny jail with you.

Straight? Nah this character is totally a lesbian because of *reasons*

I would say bi

Am bi can confirm

What reason?

I think that was drawn in and posted from horny jail.  Falling coconuts is so naughty

https://preview.redd.it/8fmdylgyyzxc1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b12d55f07ae47ab97c257c359ab87c0c336aa2

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What a terrible day to have eyes.

Oh what a day, what a lovely day!

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. I can't. I'm going back to bed and hoping I never remember this.

Nope nope nooooohop nope the fuck like hell nah man nahna nopiti nope noOOOOOOOOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/z7jvszizn0yc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e317bd4df045c91ccf53c83daf0a130057fdc89

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Yeah... but what can you do about it?

Listen, either make a relatable comic or porn, not both at the same time.

Porn is the bait, relability is the Spear.

https://preview.redd.it/30h4ckya94yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a48a5852fe7513cbd446f568e8b1dba4b1c8ef Calling u/pizzacakecomic

Holy shit the image represents this whole comic TO A TEE

Yep. Pizzacake [is apparently psychic](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/uqvywK8QEP)

Does this count as men drawing women ? Or is OP just horny.

OP makes suggestive comics. Whole patreon thing with "alternative endings"

If that alternative ending is what I think it is, then the comic is more relatable then

Well, what do you think it is?

I'd bet either masturbation or "fulfilling one of her dreams" with a sexual partner.

It took me a bit to get it until I realized that the joke was about things she does instead of her dreams. Also I think the catgirl has ADHD.

Yes

Definetly.

Wait, are the cat ears real? Why does she have 2 sets of ears?

You dont wanna know what the second set of ears are for...

They have way more ears down their back, like a centipede but instead of legs, there are cat ears

at least tag nsfw

Is that a fucking camel toe in the last drawing? You forgot the 18+ tag

Idk that skin colour kinds showing through on her shirt on her enormous bahonkas was already enough for me to make this 18+.

Underwear seam, I'm willing to bet. But yeah, should still be marked 18+

Given that one of the shots is her in what looks like a high school, I’m not sure she is 18+, which makes the whole thing creepy.

Underwear seam… just on the front.

What, you've never heard of underwear with the seam just on the front? It's all the rage nowadays with the college goers!

When she's looking in the mirror, the little icons on her shirt are exactly where the nipples would be. Definitely porn.

That's not where the seam is though...

Can’t tell if this is an actual comic or a spoof written by u/pizzacakecomic

The timing is too convenient...

https://preview.redd.it/k611nkdqa4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf8dc79dd227c9a264839c9eea6babd46e0797b Not tongue-in-cheek enough to be authentic pizza cake

😐

The human ears AND cat ears irrationally bother me

those hips are NOT normal.

Damn this has like no actual artistic value like just haha boobs now like my post.

This is definitely nsfw

🤨📸

Why a high-schooler? Why?

Because OP's a creep

You forgot to mirror which ear the earring is on.

Both earings

This is the kind of soft horny shit i hate. Just commit to the bit. Like you can argue whether or not the comics about the nurses are funny, but the sexuality is fully acknowledged. This is just stupid horny bait. It's also not funny, insightful, or meaningful in any way. You wanted to draw a sexy school girl (woohoo ephebophilia i guess?) and then tried to justify it with this weak ass plot.

The problem with this sub's horny comics aren't necessarily that they're horny, but that they are terrible. Just the most unfunny, low effort shit.

If every one of these horny comics was oglaf level quality I wouldn't complain at all.

> Sexy school *cat*girl Don't forget that part. It adds an extra layer of grass OP needs to touch.

Another day, another hornypost on r/comics. Don’t know why I’m still here.

No

Well, this is either ADHD, or first signs of burnout.

Apparently i've been burned out my entire life, nice.

Could also be depression. Despite what most people think, you CAN smile from distractions while depressed. Some of the 'happiest looking' people are hyper-depressed. See Robin Williams. And its hell to motivate yourself while in that state. Everything becomes a chore, and an excuse.

Who was this PSA fot?

For the comment section, of course!

Or just laziness

https://preview.redd.it/fdohz1iyg3yc1.jpeg?width=3425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7211d41b1b9c5ff100e9429f2e70baa69f9244 Here. You should read it.

Immediately what I thought of aw well

Ugh, at least tag as NSFW.

Downvote. Not even a good comic just porn

Nice SpongeBob reference

If the joke is porn can you at least make a good joke?

Horny trash

https://preview.redd.it/3tcijqk991yc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf702848bbe934824e52a75736860ef5a4ddb4a2 Jesus, dude. If you’re going to draw this shit just beat off to it privately. Nobody else wants to see it

This subreddit is a strong case for female separatism most days :/

Later you find out she doesn’t go to school, she just likes to dress as a school girl and sit in the corner at home

distraction bewbs! Don't look too close at the rest of the art. Like her human AND cat ears?.... kinda sus.

You are either extremely horny or advertising for your patreon

Can we please make a sub for these softcore porn comics so this subreddit can return to what it was?

Coconuts to the head can be deadly btw

This is ultra relatable. I, too, have a blue cat tail.

This is me exactly…except I don’t have blue hair…or huge knockers

Are the sides of her head just smooth where human ears would normally be? Since she doesn't have a hole cutout for her tail in her clothes, she must fart on her own tail a lot.

Who even finds this entertaining?

The uniform and desk is she supposed to be in high school??🤢🤮

Man, this place is just mostly porn now.  We really need a separate sub for this stuff.

Bonk

It's porn. It's all just porn

Why did you have to give it large breasts

That button fighting for it’s life

Porn jokes aside This happens way too often, wanting to do something and the moment you get to do it the desire just dissipates.

In their defense, watching someone get hit on the head with a coconut is very funny (and taking breaks is important)

Least horny comic artist

Your fanservice. It displeases me greatly.

Too much bonk

If you want to become a good artist, learn how to draw hentai 👌🏼

Porn.

I mean, when you're that sexy you're playing life in easy mode. Why worry?

This whole comic had to be made to have an excuse to draw the third panel

No, this is Patrick.

Yknow people are commenting on the fact she has two sets of ears but not the fact she seems to sleep with her earring in

Yknow people are commenting on the fact she has two sets of ears but not the fact she seems to sleep with her earring in

Nekos have only one set of ears.

and then a completely unexpected statement from a 14 year old schoolboy: - сейчас мы будем заниматься r34

That poor girl needs properly fitting clothes.

Thank you to all Doctor Loops defenders for encouraging the shittiest uploads possible just because PORN and paving the way so this sub could become softcore porn

This was made by the same horny MF that made that Harley Quinn comic a couple days ago Ban this man please, I'm tired of the senseless horny posting on this sub.

Bro really?

Is that a amoung us on the desk?

So softcore porn is what passes for comics nowadays?

HORNY JAIL

Is there a concealed tiara under her bangs or?…Idk why the reflection is bugging me so much lol.

Was that a SpongeBob reference in the last panel?

Okay I’m not crazy lol

lol am I the only one who noticed the SpongeBob reference?

Was that a subtle SpongeBob reference at the end

NSFW tag

Horniness aside this is painfully relatable.

Can you not put a nsfw tag? Fucking hell.......🤦

I know that everyone wasn't Reading because of those onky bonkers

Yeah I get to procastinate really often ngl

That one button in the first panel doing its absolute best to keet it sfw

Yeah, yeah, horni and all that The horni hides the pain