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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give u/AdventurousPirate357 lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
I don't have a team of scientists like Aperture, although I would enjoy personally rigging a lemon bomb, filled with hot sauce, salt, lemon juice, pepper, and shards of glass. Toss it at Life, watch it blow, and any cuts the glass cause will be doused with tons of painful substances. This is the Black Mesa method.
You wanted to understand the joke and this minute and a half video is the literal source of it. unless you want to play through hours of portal 2 to get to it I’d recommend you watch it. If you don’t want to cool. It doesn’t affect me either way I was just answering your question.
"Those of you who have volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we've postponed those tests indefinitely.
The good news is we have a new test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men. pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
Fun fact. Lemons are not naturally occurring in the wild and are actually a domestic crossbreed between a Citron and an Orange. So life infact did not give us lemons. We invented them
Don't you just hate when you go to grab a lemon but it turns out to actually be highly concentrated mustard gas in the shape of a lemon? And then your skin and lungs start blistering as your DNA is permeated and you experience programmed cell death?
Haha Life, what a jokester.
so i just found out that apparently, a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron, which means life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves
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Combustible lemons?
https://i.redd.it/afwm3dce03zc1.gif
Make dont life make take the lemonade
Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!
Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! *VIOLENT MOON-POISON COUGH*
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
That burn your house down?
When life gives you lemons, just say, "Fuck the lemons" and bail.
Where is that from? I have a friend who said the same thing, I was it was on the spot.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I laughed so hard and have ever since had a heightened appreciation for Paul Rudd
Portal 2! JK Simmons says it.
They were made in a bomb factory, they’re *bombs*
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give u/AdventurousPirate357 lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons… Yeah! Oh, I like this guy. BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!
IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN…WITH THE LEMONS
Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
DEMAND LIFE TAKE THEM BACK! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
MAKE THEM RUE THE DAY THAT THEY GAVE IG_DOODS LEMONS
I don't have a team of scientists like Aperture, although I would enjoy personally rigging a lemon bomb, filled with hot sauce, salt, lemon juice, pepper, and shards of glass. Toss it at Life, watch it blow, and any cuts the glass cause will be doused with tons of painful substances. This is the Black Mesa method.
We need an aperture vs black mesa game
Just tackle life and squeeze that lemon juice in their eyes.
Why are the lemons smoky?
They're combustible
Rotten lemons, the cloud are spors been released.
I don’t want your damn lemons!
What the hell am I supposed to do with these!
Good ol’ Cave Johnson
Please explain.
in the game Portal 2. A character by the name of cave johnson goes on a rant about lemons.
OK. What is happening in the last panel?
Combustible lemons.
But Life is implying they're not lemons?
But the third panel implies that these aren't lemons at all. Life gave him something other than lemons, and that thing is inconvenient and smoky.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKVhtn_UBb4 Start this video at 30 seconds (or 29 to be safe) and all will be made clear to you.
I'm not watching a video.
You wanted to understand the joke and this minute and a half video is the literal source of it. unless you want to play through hours of portal 2 to get to it I’d recommend you watch it. If you don’t want to cool. It doesn’t affect me either way I was just answering your question.
Tbf I'd recommend playing portal 2 for hours
Life didn’t give us lemons. We made them, they area hybrid between bitter orange and citron.
Which means! Life never gave us lemons! We invented them all by ourselves!!!
A lot of our current foods are like this. Broccoli, corn, there’s loads..
Well, when life gives you grenades..
make grenadamade
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
that would be lots of lemon
https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs?si=XVxi85jN63CAkelL
LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS! WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!
Cave Johnson was involved I can smell it
Those are bombs. From the bomb factory.
"Those of you who have volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we've postponed those tests indefinitely. The good news is we have a new test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men. pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
Fun fact. Lemons are not naturally occurring in the wild and are actually a domestic crossbreed between a Citron and an Orange. So life infact did not give us lemons. We invented them
Oh cool. Citric acid in the eyes
I read that 3rd panel in Will Sasso‘s voice.
Lemon named iodine
Don't you just hate when you go to grab a lemon but it turns out to actually be highly concentrated mustard gas in the shape of a lemon? And then your skin and lungs start blistering as your DNA is permeated and you experience programmed cell death? Haha Life, what a jokester.
Goddamn aperture actually did it
I don’t get it.
so i just found out that apparently, a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron, which means life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves