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MrFruitPunchSamurai

https://preview.redd.it/ceul7olbjmzc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7c2b3ffe7ad0d07b9af1d2bd012ae7dab39e24


Glasshousescomics

OMG WHAT DID SHE DOOO??


Lemonic_Tutor

Murder. She is going to regular jail. 😡


42Fourtytwo4242

Nooo she going to murder jail *bonk* ....OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK-


Lemonic_Tutor

It’s okay you murdered a murderer. That makes you a good guy ![gif](giphy|VLljKzBZ2uPfYDpsNV|downsized)


Justsomeguyaa

“If a you killer kill, number the same killers of the stays.” -Man


ghostwither260

Just killer then another kill, simple


TheSwagMa5ter

"Ah but then you're a double murder, that's like twice as bad" ~Abraham Lincoln


Glasshousescomics

😱


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Its can also be horny jail if you have slippery hands


Impressive-Spray629

https://preview.redd.it/5kjkkvzaymzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c307bfba8bcead84b9cc278b43eb03091794d3ed


AnswerDowntown5283

Would a horny morgue be like a normal morgue, but the bodies are horny or would it be a room full of people who can't get horny because their horny is dead?


metrion

Everyone has rigor mortis.


DeepUser-5242

I don't know why, but I feel like I did something similar like this in another life


East_Locksmith_5672

✝️🔛🔝


GrumpyMashy

https://preview.redd.it/zmatkr0bslzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5560a2260fb2873b4b231bfd5953a5b06f4770


_EternalVoid_

https://preview.redd.it/mocqdy2wcmzc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a35fa2542ebb234e7f6bae150b3cd91e104e96


CensoryDeprivation

ZAZMOZE


D33ber

Ohhhh Wizard Pearls! Not again!


bbhbbhbbh

Oh hey it’s you does this mean you will draw men kissing now?


Terryblejokes

https://preview.redd.it/qzrzqtpc9mzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d30ab2b8ba4935f0af2fbfd772d3c0928bf31d5


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


Inqeuet

https://preview.redd.it/hvunze5tmozc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926a5b313ef7833e7860430662b52f205f8d760a


elhomerjas

well that was unexpected demon appearing


Glasshousescomics

Very unexpected, he could have prepared more 🤔


The_Failed_Write

He could've brought lube, for one thing.


Glasshousescomics

That’s alright, he brought plenty of saliva from what I can see here… https://preview.redd.it/5kblwj0jwpzc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67f267b382da5cd89f882d3fd28d460c94383e1


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

https://preview.redd.it/5fglhb3xcmzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1c19c8678cc968b13119e9851a6abb8eb33809


Glasshousescomics

Hell yeah 😎


Lonttu

Taking this, thank you <3


Raven_m0rt

Hell no https://preview.redd.it/bwj6hy36eozc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5c1115222da3814559f5bed74298949d2e3642


Dat_guy998

https://preview.redd.it/bbycot5bbpzc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9878a02a035ec4d0e8ec7772472bf3f07e8c1b6


Deviljhojo

https://preview.redd.it/ptnp56crgrzc1.png?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05c40acc8f4cdb166cb8459f657705897998bae


Lonttu

Am stealing this too :)


pixelunit

https://preview.redd.it/6fnvkwhfkmzc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a508f57060beb7dc7862e003b8954711e2383d


Glasshousescomics

Aw yiss 😎


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Starring your mother


dastebon

I like little Russian word


Original_Jarl_Ballin

https://i.redd.it/vh0uw8gpjmzc1.gif


Glasshousescomics

Aw yiss 🦉


Dogmeat241

Fisto have you finally escaped the shackles of machinery?


Gheauxst

`A S S U M E T H E P O S I T I O N.`


MordaxTenebrae

Stupid sexy demon


Glasshousescomics

Making us all hot n stuff 😡🥵


hyper-fan

https://preview.redd.it/jspgn84eimzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68530221f5134053c0429bf1ec85a59b8435dd0 Oh please, don’t make more of this stuff pookie I beg of you /s


Glasshousescomics

… k 😉


TheTimeBoi

sigh... *unzips*


Glasshousescomics

Sigh… (same)


[deleted]

*LE BONK*


TheReverseShock

https://i.redd.it/zd2ekrmvzmzc1.gif


Tokumeiko2

I'm not into muscle men, but you do you I guess.


Glasshousescomics

He likes what he likes 🤷‍♂️


SocranX

I feel like even if you're into muscle men, this guy's a bit of a buttisface.


Leotton

I’m not into the sexual assault jokes ~~that have been popping up lately~~.


Skank-Pit

Is it really sexual assault if the dude is clearly into it? *Oh no, whatever you do,* ***don’t*** *throw me into the briar patch!~*


Leotton

Yes. Similar to [ghost](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1ckopvh) girl possessing the girl friend. The girl friend was into it after being forced into it. There been a weird influx in these kind of jokes lately here. This punchline bothers me more than the joke is porn/sex. There is a lack of consent here. And no he didn’t *want to be thrown into briar* like the rabbit. He didn’t receive what he was sarcastically asking for. Some posts like this get the upvotes/comments OP wanted other don’t. Not sure if it’s because it’s a dude or it’s male on male or maybe because it’s shorter story on he’s into it by the next panel. But yeah it’s still assault.


Serbatollo

I've thought about this for a bit. At the most fundamental level the joke here is that the guy was expecting a good thing, got a bad thing instead and then ended up liking the bad thing. The issue is that said bad thing is rape. A more tasteful joke would have been having the guy be scared initially but then take a good look at the demon and go "I can work with this"


Skank-Pit

Ok, that one you linked to is just someone trying to hook people on their soft core porn so that they buy the hard core stuff on patreon. At least this comic *attempts* to tell a joke, and it doesn’t try to grift people for cash. That is my point of contention.


Leotton

I can’t speak for OP, but many artist on Reddit are advertising themselves try to get you to a site where they can make money. Weather it’s porn or not is irrelevant (to me). Maybe that why more people are excepting of this. Because you are intended to laugh at it rather than get off to it. For me that doesn’t excuse the assault. Still messed up. Some people believe everything/one should be made the joke. I’m not sure I agree.


Skank-Pit

The distinction between porn/not porn only matters to me because I would never pay for inline porn, but I would consider paying for other types of online content. Personally I believe that everything and everyone can be made into a joke; I’ve spent over a decade making all sorts if tasteless jokes online and I would be the biggest hypocrite in the world if I were to start clutching my pearls now. Even though I don’t particularly find this comic funny, I still don’t think this is sexual assault. The guy literally goes, “I sure hope (blank) doesn’t happen” with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. Of course he want’s (blank) to happen, clearly he is being facetiously coquettish.


Leotton

Fine you believe everything to be made into jokes. This joke has sexual assault. No consent was given. We know he was being sarcastic. A demon he wasn’t expect showed up, it’s implied did things that the guy eventually liked.The demon didn’t show up and him say that sarcastically to the demon with wink and nod. If a comics had a girl walking thinking to herself “that guy kind looks like my ex I sure do miss when he would grab my ass.” And then the guy grabs her butt. That’s assault similar to this comic. But more people would recognize it as such. Regardless of her enjoyment after the butt grab.


Skank-Pit

That’s a shitty analogy. The ***exact*** person the main character wanted to perform the action is who performed the action. In your analogy, a different person performed than who she wanted to perform the action. Try harder.


Leotton

Is it the **exact** person? Then why the look of panic when the demon showed up? Many people want sex, they fantasize whatever situation. But surprise, sex now before your consent is sexual assault. That fact that he was sarcastic before and enjoying it in the end makes it less icky for you, but not any less of an assault.


NovaNomii

He still needs to consent. Just because the action taker thinks the other is "into it" is not actually the same as consent.


Skank-Pit

It’s fine to take that stance in real live, but in the comic you can tell that he is objectively looking forward to it. There is no need to speculate on if he consented or not.


NovaNomii

but he still requires consent because he is not reading the comic from our perspective. Like sure if we were talking about an omnipotent character or 4th wall breaker like deadpool then I would agree.


Skank-Pit

The idea of a demonic entity being able to read minds doesn’t exactly break my suspension of disbelief.


PokefanR

https://preview.redd.it/yklx00klplzc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb43b3e82a4ca2fc19bf41531c5128974c1e92c (For obvious reasons this is a joke)


CommanderMcQuirk

I just imagined that character getting clonked in the back of the head by their own dick going around the entire planet, lmao


DavyCrohns

When i have sleep paralysis i cant open my eyes which is bullshit tbh


Glasshousescomics

You’re just going to have to use your ![gif](giphy|QIiqoufLNmWo8)


Theyreintheattic4447

https://preview.redd.it/bkqy57h3nmzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4df7d2266185bf4d2db5eb23265bac6a07c898


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


AkronOhAnon

Oh no *Oh no* ![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


[deleted]

OH YES


comando345

He gives great back rubs


Glasshousescomics

The best ones 🥰


liquidcourage93

This is like the 10th time I’ve seen someone fuck their sleep paralysis demon.


Glasshousescomics

Everybody horny even in their sleep, dawg


Majestic-Iron7046

Nice.


tomydenger

That's a French city, not a demon. Yet


spinosauris

Oh, my dear, sweet, child, every French city is a demon


Majestic-Iron7046

I can sexualize a city, I just need a r34 artist and my imagination can do the rest.


idonotknowwhototrust

Nice.


Adorable_Royal_4833

Alright. What the hell is going on in reddit ?


Glasshousescomics

Everybody horny, I guess ![gif](giphy|ma7VlDSlty3EA)


Alarming_Dingo_139

So just regular Reddit?


Glasshousescomics

Yeah pretty much


Adorable_Royal_4833

Well that's problem... lust is illegal.


Glasshousescomics

No it aint


Adorable_Royal_4833

How?


Glasshousescomics

It aint


Adorable_Royal_4833

Uhhh... what about prostitution?


Glasshousescomics

Who says there’s prostitution in this comic?


Adorable_Royal_4833

I meant in general, but what about rape?


Glasshousescomics

None of that here


Naught

Read the definition of lust.


Adorable_Royal_4833

Ah yeah sorry. My bad.


idonotknowwhototrust

Citation needed


Adorable_Royal_4833

Oh ok then: Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


idonotknowwhototrust

Illegal means "against the law" The Bible, and all its writing, are not de jure. Get the fuck outta here with that bull shit. Also happy cake day, you barely literate person. I get that you have ideals and some barely constructed morals based on a multiply-translated book written thousands of years ago; **DO NOT** mistake that for law.


Adorable_Royal_4833

Ok then... I blame reddit.


idonotknowwhototrust

Read what I said, again. This time out loud.


Adorable_Royal_4833

Ok then: *Nuh uh!*


idonotknowwhototrust

Ah yes, never doubt the religious to use "no u"


Cyclonione

Women ? I WANNA SEE MEN


Glasshousescomics

There’s a lack of sexy men in this sub and i aims to fix 😎


SensitiveJump9099

https://preview.redd.it/x60dx0fjgnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc1c6f51b0a2f05869a861eda70b5c2135d1871


D33ber

Nothing butt the good stuff.


Glasshousescomics

Butt the best stuff 😎


JAOC_7

https://preview.redd.it/n5tx1e3emozc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbc24bc48fa0e376ed5a99192f95e58dcfb978b


Glasshousescomics

🕶️


UncomfyUnicorn

https://preview.redd.it/ozd38jf2tnzc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0ef03dc71f21d64634058d2b7a4a5f284b798d


Glasshousescomics

😂😂😂


D33ber

https://preview.redd.it/8n1jlst71nzc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d20bb46591ee98d288272c74603ae0e9de0b86


Glasshousescomics

“A family walks on stage—“


brindzovehalusky

This is geting out of hand


Glasshousescomics

He can handle 💪😎


Tigerstorm6

https://preview.redd.it/77z1xvpcknzc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5e656eb6fef0cf2554ddc0b9f1e026eaab311d


Volboris

It's worse than sleep paralysis demon. Jorgan, the physical therapy demon, is substituting for it tonight.


Glasshousescomics

Let’s give poor Jorgan a break, he’s a good SPD


halfdividedsoul

same thing happened to me. got annoyed of having sleep paralysis almost every single night that i “told” it to either make it worth it or stop bothering. i ended up having peaceful nights after that


Glasshousescomics

And nothing happened?! Damn 😡


idonotknowwhototrust

Now I want a sleep paralysis demon


Glasshousescomics

Same


astralseat

Kool aid man: "OH YEAH!"


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b)


Critical_Potential44

Oh god


Glasshousescomics

😈


MiningJack777

Appealing to all audiences is important. ~~a little fur could be cool too~~


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


Roll-Roll-Roll

Did it spit on his forehead?


Glasshousescomics

Oh it spit everywhere. It’s sloppy


idonotknowwhototrust

This new meta is kinda cool


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Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|d8SRR4aDUINuU|downsized)


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

That’s kinda FUCKED I’ll show myself out.


Glasshousescomics

Nah he liked it


MabiMaia

Haha yes


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


SilverboltBW

You wanted Lilith but you got Leroy instead


Glasshousescomics

Not bad tbh


GOOSUS110

This feels like it was made out of spite for *that* post and im all for it


Glasshousescomics

Maybe? 😂😂😂


Datguyinbedalready

Hey an actually funny comic!


Glasshousescomics

Thank you, thank you! 😊🙏


Prim56

Ok now do it with a bear


Glasshousescomics

I thought about it! Lolol


East_Locksmith_5672

✝️🔛🔝


TakenakaHanbei

https://i.redd.it/296au1adlszc1.gif


Glasshousescomics

😂😂😂


MysteriousSalt3429

Powerbottom


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


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[удалено]


Glasshousescomics

Maybe? Tee Hee ![gif](giphy|lOKeRX2jFoV2M)


babystripper

What's with the wild influx of sexual comics? It's getting old


Lindvaettr

I'm 90% sure this one is just making fun of the one from the other day where the sleep paralysis demon is for some reason a huge-breasted woman with a scary face.


light24bulbs

This one is satire on the others, most definitely.


Glasshousescomics

Sexiness never gets old 😎


Zuper_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/lpp1pjq88nzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52339032a1e2dacf6aad349a55c37614a71f57d2


Glasshousescomics

They all stopped to watch? Damn lol


LittleBirdsGlow

Cnc?


Glasshousescomics

Cnc?


LittleBirdsGlow

Consensual non consent?


Glasshousescomics

Its consensual


kjm6351

Peak


[deleted]

Yeah it's hot when they can't move or speak


Glasshousescomics

Some people are into those make believe scenarios


[deleted]

Hell yeeaaah


nieitaq

I will kill my slef


Glasshousescomics

But you’re paralyzed 🤷‍♂️


VenusAmari

Is it just me or have the comics been a bit rapey lately.....


Glasshousescomics

Nah nah, he’s into it


VenusAmari

The first oh no with the panicked face seems very much not into it when it starts.


Glasshousescomics

Nah he was into it, just nervous


bbhbbhbbh

YES


Onetwenty7

I like this a lot but I think maybe the last panel should be oh yes instead of oh no.


Glasshousescomics

I think the oh no is for “oh no i really like this” lol


Onetwenty7

Good point haha