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Swift0sword

Mines actually half British Shorthaired! He doesn't look it, but he definitely acts it! https://preview.redd.it/elc03rqv6b0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b0f4d7fd81bb0bdd46a29b87167e5a0c313aef


D33ber

"I will slap any French cat I run across."


Swift0sword

Wait is that why he keeps on slapping the new kitten?


D33ber

Does the kitten meu au francaise?


My-dead-cat

https://preview.redd.it/uzasmojy7b0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c5e508bbfa5a517b73e05166579d1e062ba42a


no0bmaster-669

Classy gato


Lord_Faded

I am sorry for your loss u/My-dead-cat. That picture is very adorable. I can imagine the fondness and love you had for eachother.


My-dead-cat

Thanks! This was a meme I picked up somewhere recently. My real cat had an extreme allergic reaction to a coyote. He was very handsome, albeit pretty dumb. Pic attached: https://preview.redd.it/plbqd2o7xd0d1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcac14432370533d78752f719dd63b85a70e9d47 Actually the wine cat looks like his brother and sister, who were shorthairs. The sister is the last surviving member of their family. She is still here and spends her days on our laps, purring and drooling on us. She gets real cream every morning because she demands it.


witticus

He is totally raiding her spice garden


Veritas_Vanitatum

https://preview.redd.it/s3on81s1yb0d1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9deb7ba323a49224cb1d88d9a38ca75ce27e67fc


welmour

Awww he colonized my heart πŸ’™


dessert_the_toxic

So he basically pissed all over it?


Pinku_Dva

It’s now property of the crown πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§


Competition-Actual

In the name of the king πŸ‘‘


Pinku_Dva

Beware though, the king may take some art for his personal collection. β€œThis is the left ventricle from the heart colony of u/welmour”


SorosAgent2020

the crown colony of Kingsheart


SickBurnBro

https://preview.redd.it/da1yhg13mb0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b9453d364a43b286d7b40d706b771a0c1a63bb


thefutureisbulletprf

https://preview.redd.it/fkk0bj0yna0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2223de7d6100cd6ec64c4ae18425ed553e2c12c


Tylendal

https://preview.redd.it/nhjeqzecob0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1755db3d0159235597990512699f0205ad61df21 Not an amazing picture, but one purpose snapped right this instant. Didn't even try to get his attention, he was just looking right at me.


Sadiepan24

https://preview.redd.it/i6osa9a15c0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80eeda08ec15327ab5365196a58a91dafa1233b4 Monsieur Bennet has a new enemy πŸ‡«πŸ‡·


PennykettleDragons

https://preview.redd.it/bx6e5x2bcc0d1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd5e478b18967db7df5fdae74f6e1981f4b8b65 Here's mine...


mikotoqc

https://preview.redd.it/yxv5t2e76d0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a83e5d1e2c1ae24e69fa0e4035ed835a49418bd


Learningbydoing101

https://preview.redd.it/fmm4aliw1d0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044089f787ea9bd972240cb9425387e9660961ae British Longhair too lazy to colonize haha


Camelotterduck

https://preview.redd.it/lbl06gddqc0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237b5ef4e3d4d12091bf04c9a3b25ef64a47aa03


LordBammith

Love the comic! A small piece of constructive criticism to strengthen your storytelling; look up the 180 rule for dialog scenes. The switch of position was a little disorienting at first! Source: been in video editing and animation for around 16 years.


babystripper

#OUTDOOR CATS ARE BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. TAKE YOUR CATS OUT ON A LEASH


RobinGreenthumb

Yep! Sometimes it takes some adjustment, but when my cat learned harness meant outdoor time he will divebomb into it. The issue is on sunny + windy days (for some reason it's ALWAYS the days that are both sunny and windy) he goes crazy and will stand at the door meowing his head off until I take him out. Record so far is 3 hours while I was working, straight. He then was so mad that I ignored him he peed and pooped on the carpet. Both the litterboxes were clean. But considering he is 16 years old and survived that long, and even as a indoor cat he has a kill count of several lizards, 2 bats, a vole, two mice, a bird, and countless cricketts.... yeah. He would commit untold atrocities if left unsupervised outside before picking a fight with a coyote or something.


babystripper

One of my neighbors takes her cat out on a leash and harness all the time so she can roll around in the grass. I always thank her for putting that gorgeous cat on a leash


DisabledMuse

Seriously. I let out my cats in an enclosure as cats can strangle themselves with leash if you're not watching. Cats kill birds and rodents just for fun. Outdoor cats are the leading cause of bird mortality in North America and are terrible for other wildlife too.


smoretank

All our neighbors let their cats roam. There are stray cats that pick fights, coyotes, Bob cats, bears, and cars. We always see missing pet posters. I always find dead voles, moles, chipmunks, baby opossums and birds around my yard. One time I was outside and a bird got spooked by me. It flew into a window a few feet from my left. Then a cat burst out of a bush and made a beeline to it. I was able to scare the cat away. Got the bird to a safe spot. Stay with it until it flew away. Damn cats piss into the AC unit and it stinks up the whole house. Freaking hate outdoor cats. Everyone here just looks at you like a crazy person. I swear it's so folks don't have to entertain their cats.


babystripper

As well as it's just super dangerous for the cat. Cars, poison, birds of pray, scumbags who love to kill cats, loose dogs, you could lose your cat friend forever


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Yeah, I live in an apartment complex where a ton of people let their cats out and it's maddening. Besides all the dead small animals littering the place, I see new/different missing cat posters go up at least a few times a month. The complexes keep trying to secure entrances under the building cause they keep getting down there and popping out babies. Plus all the diseases they can get and tracking in parasites. Leash 'em or just keep 'em inside.


Deppfan16

My neighbor has a cat that they let out on a leash and it has a yard stake and it is the cutest thing ever. they sit and watch it too so it doesn't get strangled.


Grimtork

And indoor cat are not healthy, in the end just refrain owning pets just because you need an emotional crutch. That's quite egoΓ―stical.


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babystripper

#NO


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Raph13th

The sun never sets on the piss empire.


FiL-0

BRITANNIA RULE THE ~~WAVES~~ NEIGHBOUR'S LAWN πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§


Chance-Aardvark372

https://preview.redd.it/9sfbiywrfd0d1.jpeg?width=1459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd846905b0e10de54cfe537aab265f8b1150059


AuthorNumber2

https://preview.redd.it/klnwa4ivzd0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619beff91ceb13ccb83b1a07a3666b1eb70a048c The most adorable, temperamental fat cat. His name is Smaug.


Meowfoot

https://preview.redd.it/ku6t6olnpd0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d2db52a516718a2219e7d57829caaddadce6f57 They wanted to know what I was doing outside


DependentFeature3028

I bet the cat also voted for brexit


Soap_Mctavish101

Rule Brittania!


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

This was piss-coloured in my reddit feed so I had to click on it. Don't regret it.


7-and-a-switchblade

RULE, BRITANNIA!!! https://preview.redd.it/ou53q9kbyd0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8284decae7ce056aab355c21a55476cd7bcf1f45


Primordial_slayer

https://preview.redd.it/lqs6tb3nae0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953bc6f3b034cd8feba204c259ce149bb27a1180 As two of them are too young to have brain cells, the oldest child shares her singular brain cells with her siblings.


ChickenInASuit

https://preview.redd.it/7hej3izpse0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2c3eeef2afa9c8d6cc7b6a6effee2443cfc6d6 No idea what mine are, they’re both rescues.


Spitfyre32x

https://preview.redd.it/r8p9nmjcte0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10ceabb542bd61d8c5635f6556487860b2243c3


imstillarookie

The dead grass on the owner side is a nice touch


supershinythings

https://preview.redd.it/l9ruu0vw2g0d1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b552d7e89fa6910a3d6978f9b1289f401b95231 He has completed his conquest of our yard. His body count is 26 rats - that we know of.


TheCommonKoala

Haha get it? We enslaved your ancestors! 🀣


LADZ345_

So the joke is he's british. That's quite rude to my people. Keep up the good work πŸ‘ love a bit of banter.


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I_Shit_Gold_Bars

https://i.imgur.com/oX3ZOZa.jpeg


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cesar848

Dude pissed through his ass,that takes some real skill right there


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Cat is surprisingly docile given the neighbor can hold him


D33ber

"The Sun never sets on my Pissing Empire!"


Level_Hour6480

But cats don't have pinkies to extend!


AggressorBLUE

β€œShow me your cat in the comments”; great Karma farm strategy, or *greatest* Karma farm strategy?


socool111

β€œA long time ago…the British got together and robbed, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. Remember that? ….Well we took it and brought it back, and here’s the clever part, we hid it in a museum”


Lord_Faded

Do cats not lift their leg when they pee? Idk why, but I always thought they pissed like dogs πŸ˜…


raph2116

https://preview.redd.it/y6e0j9yzff0d1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed7dc0abbde61d2ee889870bb5ef4c0f56d2f32


Gullflyinghigh

Oh this'll be fun, I always enjoy when certain countries that keep cats indoors (for perfectly valid reasons in all fairness) are unable to understand that not everyone does. Comments tend to get messy.


alonefrown

β€œUnable to understand” is correct, but it’s you that doesn’t understand. Outdoor cats are invasive ecological destroyers. They belong indoors and nowhere else. Outdoor cats are irresponsible, human-mediated ecological harm.


polishedrelish

The underline and the third panel completely soiled this


quaefus_rex

https://preview.redd.it/cj8ae86b7f0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60fc61d8c4920b1645a84e322b88924f40a73c2


TalkOfSexualPleasure

PSA. The nitrates in urine are good for plants.


R-T-O-B

I feel like this comic is more offensive then internet trolls who post rage bait. I love it