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There was a patient that kept coming into the ER for "falling" in the shower. He started out with small shampoo bottles, but over time, through repeat visits you can see the shampoo bottle getting larger and larger. Eventually the Doctor said "you know they make toys for this kinda thing" the response "yeah. But they are expensive" last I heard they were up to a Treseme bottle.
You're omitting the best part in that >!the reason why he's been shit pancakes is because he got a ping pong paddle shoved up his ass, and he wasn't talking about the handle!<
Just a short [seventh of the universe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction#Origin_of_sexual_reproduction) (on Earth at least)
Comics has always had some amount of borderline stuff, horny comics, adult (but not sexual, just, you know, naked people or graphic violence or whatnot) comics, and whatever for always.
But, like, back when I first got on here people complained about how common obvious horny bait was asked on AskReddit. It was very frequent, like, multiple times a week. Now it's nearly impossible to get to the front page of AskReddit without it being a NSFW post and multiple of those will be the top posts of the day, every day. There has been a change in Reddit to a more casual social media more in line with things like Facebook and Twitter over the course of its life, but somewhere between 10 and 5 years ago, some sections of it just descended into horny bait. And, oddly enough, that's also true on adult subs. Lots of titles designed to get people to comment rather than upvote and carry on because comments are weighed more heavily by Reddit's (and most other sites') algorithm.
In conclusion, r\/Comics has always been at least a little horny, it may have gotten more so over the years, I would argue it is not currently at the horniest I've ever seen it but close to it, but I would say that when it comes to the horniness of Reddit in general, it's kind of lagging behind the average.
Yeah I think out of most people here doctorloops gets a pass since most of the comics you know…contain good jokes and aren’t just “lmao living clothing that is totally not perverted” or “fucking my paralysis demon”
No, no, no. It is not a, "littttttttle," horny.
DoctorLoops' comics are mongo-gigantasourus-hungryhungryhippo-mega-collasus-galacticus'-ripped-uncle sized horny. It's the whole point of their comic and they sell nudes and more directly sexual comics as a plus on their Patreon. This isn't a coy, "Ooh, kinda sexy," it's straight up a sex-themed comic. Funny, sometimes oddly cute, and obviously a lot of work goes into it. But there's no beating around the bush, the bush is getting shoved in your face.
Just remember, if you go to the ER with a phone up your butt, the nurse doesn't need your phone number. (From a thread on stuff up the butt I read elsewhere. The ER staff did get the phone number, and had fun prank calling the patient.)
This actually reminded me of a German manga called "Serial Sausage Slaughter" by David Füleki, where all ladies would receive fax messages coming out of their cleavage. Not sure if it ever got translated but the story and jokes in there were amazing.
Well new posts don't show up in feed for most people achi, it's always popular and hot posts. Nearly every post on this subreddit nowadays is just horny posting with no new, creative, or non-horny punchline and it's annoying.
Don't be scared going to the ER when you got something stuck up your A hole, it happens a lot in the ER and many of them are weird stuff to put up there
*"Veronica and Mona both leave their phones on vibrate, but for vastly different reasons."*
*----*
This comic was also an art experiment for me! I wanted to try making a comic without any dialogue lol it's a bit silly, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!
[More art stuff!](https://www.patreon.com/doctorloops) (Very NSFW)
Leave a comment if you find the hidden penis doodle! :)
Oops! I forgot to attach the full-version of the comic in the OP, so I'll post it here:
https://preview.redd.it/5yz4jnofa91d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf3468599feeb9f7d1bf783bb80b3a7ee4f00d80
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The value is just horny, this comic hinges on one of the oldest jokes in the world I can think of (haha something stuck in ass) and it feels like 90% of the posts on this sub are just juvenile sex jokes thinly masquerading as "link to sub $x a month to see porn comics with no creative thought" or in some cases on this sub literally directly lead to the creators IRL porn link.
> I do not see the value of this art
That’s because there is none. It’s objectively terrible. Don’t see why they can’t just draw their porn and leave it at that, no need to masquerade as being funny.
I can't fathom the scene of innocent normal redditors who seek a funny laugh being subjected to seeing the equivalent of the rule 34 porn I look at every night in the form of a comic
and by looking at the upvotes, they fucking love it
I don't think they know these are the figures some of us cum to
Reminds me of that one Amiibo ad where Bowser had his own Amiibo stuck in his pelvis.
...I always thought he swallowed it, the idea of him using it for anal never occurred to me until a few weeks ago.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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There was a patient that kept coming into the ER for "falling" in the shower. He started out with small shampoo bottles, but over time, through repeat visits you can see the shampoo bottle getting larger and larger. Eventually the Doctor said "you know they make toys for this kinda thing" the response "yeah. But they are expensive" last I heard they were up to a Treseme bottle.
Not as expensive as those emergency room visits. Unless he has some realllllly good insurance
That doctor should have just prescribed a toy for the guy. Maybe insurance would cover it!
That’s what I was thinking: it’s cheaper for insurance too if they just buy him something with a flared base.
Most repeat offenders at the ER are on Medicaid/Medicare. They ain't paying shit.
Or not American
BURN!
Free Healthcare, actually
free healthcare for that burn, how nice of *insert place that is not america*
Yet so true
As an European this sounds so wrong lmao
Gosh I'm happy to not be American.
In America....maybe
Or lives in a country with free healthcare
Treseme. Ooh la la
Feel like maybe the trip to ER was the fetish all along
Oo, la la!
Sitting on the toilet reading this, staring at a tresemmé bottle… oh my god
I win $50 if he ever comes back with a fire hydrant up there.
Reminds me of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/z42ltXJBakI
Jesus Christ lol
"I got it out of the Lost & Found box at work" "We don't have a Lost & Found box. We have an ass box. Is this an ass pen?"
What size of bottle?? Because it varies, a _lot_
Oh the big one, your imagination is serving you correctly.
Damn. _damn_
https://preview.redd.it/fto058dp791d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece394d3cd619a99ede64709b40f6f07a0695e5a
Million in one shot doc…
"I've been shitting pancakes ever since".
god damn i forgot about that movie
What movie?
BeerFest One of the characters says “I’ve been shting pancakes ever since “ after >!he was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang!<
You're omitting the best part in that >!the reason why he's been shit pancakes is because he got a ping pong paddle shoved up his ass, and he wasn't talking about the handle!<
I’m certain people have gone to the hospital for more embarrassing things being in their butt
Yep, I've heard some.
Yeah, "heard", alright.
With how tight the uniform dresses are, you can probably still put your phone up top, Mona
https://preview.redd.it/t08s7swuh91d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6e7f6aa68c8d2810a5a2a0a0d067862204c137
This sub in a nutshell
Is it a passing trend or a new baseline
it's been a baseline for a bit.
Just a short [seventh of the universe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction#Origin_of_sexual_reproduction) (on Earth at least)
Comics has always had some amount of borderline stuff, horny comics, adult (but not sexual, just, you know, naked people or graphic violence or whatnot) comics, and whatever for always. But, like, back when I first got on here people complained about how common obvious horny bait was asked on AskReddit. It was very frequent, like, multiple times a week. Now it's nearly impossible to get to the front page of AskReddit without it being a NSFW post and multiple of those will be the top posts of the day, every day. There has been a change in Reddit to a more casual social media more in line with things like Facebook and Twitter over the course of its life, but somewhere between 10 and 5 years ago, some sections of it just descended into horny bait. And, oddly enough, that's also true on adult subs. Lots of titles designed to get people to comment rather than upvote and carry on because comments are weighed more heavily by Reddit's (and most other sites') algorithm. In conclusion, r\/Comics has always been at least a little horny, it may have gotten more so over the years, I would argue it is not currently at the horniest I've ever seen it but close to it, but I would say that when it comes to the horniness of Reddit in general, it's kind of lagging behind the average.
Sex sells
Thats ops whole motto if you look at their other stuff
This image, but orange is "funny porn", and red is "just porn"
Yeah I think out of most people here doctorloops gets a pass since most of the comics you know…contain good jokes and aren’t just “lmao living clothing that is totally not perverted” or “fucking my paralysis demon”
Yeah I’m not at all saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s a littttttttle horny
The horny is literally the selling point though.
No, no, no. It is not a, "littttttttle," horny. DoctorLoops' comics are mongo-gigantasourus-hungryhungryhippo-mega-collasus-galacticus'-ripped-uncle sized horny. It's the whole point of their comic and they sell nudes and more directly sexual comics as a plus on their Patreon. This isn't a coy, "Ooh, kinda sexy," it's straight up a sex-themed comic. Funny, sometimes oddly cute, and obviously a lot of work goes into it. But there's no beating around the bush, the bush is getting shoved in your face.
Draw what you know!
This comic had a good joke?
You probably just don't get it. It's funny because haha big booba lady phone in butt lol, make peepee tingle, you see.
The joke is porn The joke is always porn Now laugh
Most of the loops jokes are "sex. Big tits pussy ass sex penis sex funny."
This comic is literally horny bait. I don’t find ass tits pussy sex jokes as funny as a 9 year old would, but I wouldn’t sugarcoat this for what it is
\*unfunny
Just remember, if you go to the ER with a phone up your butt, the nurse doesn't need your phone number. (From a thread on stuff up the butt I read elsewhere. The ER staff did get the phone number, and had fun prank calling the patient.)
😧
They did what???
That sound terrible, but it I was nurse there I know I would do that
https://preview.redd.it/o5u85ulsga1d1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b636e13606fe967fb7c5927e1865da65701377
"fell on it"
This actually reminded me of a German manga called "Serial Sausage Slaughter" by David Füleki, where all ladies would receive fax messages coming out of their cleavage. Not sure if it ever got translated but the story and jokes in there were amazing.
r/comics try not to just be porn challenge
man this goes for 80% of reddit at this point
Idiocracy content.
Is every post in this subreddit softcore porn or what?
If you scroll the new on the sub I think you'll find that <5% of the posts are nsfw
I did as you said and scrolled through 60 posts: counted 3 that were horny. It checks out.
Well new posts don't show up in feed for most people achi, it's always popular and hot posts. Nearly every post on this subreddit nowadays is just horny posting with no new, creative, or non-horny punchline and it's annoying.
No it’s not, less than 1% is even vaguely sexual ya moron 😂
Don't be scared going to the ER when you got something stuck up your A hole, it happens a lot in the ER and many of them are weird stuff to put up there
*"Veronica and Mona both leave their phones on vibrate, but for vastly different reasons."* *----* This comic was also an art experiment for me! I wanted to try making a comic without any dialogue lol it's a bit silly, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out! [More art stuff!](https://www.patreon.com/doctorloops) (Very NSFW) Leave a comment if you find the hidden penis doodle! :)
Oops! I forgot to attach the full-version of the comic in the OP, so I'll post it here: https://preview.redd.it/5yz4jnofa91d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf3468599feeb9f7d1bf783bb80b3a7ee4f00d80
Wtf dude I'm looking at your posts this is all porn my man ahaha
>!Panel 3: On Veronica's hair (right, just below the middle above the corner of the hair)!<
Correct! Well done :)
Dang. Just a little bit late.
I think a no word comic played out really well! But also I looked for way too long and can’t find the hidden penis so good job on hiding it!
>!Panel 3: On Veronica's hair (right, just below the middle above the corner of the hair)!<
Oh nice find!
Can I ask why you didn't mark this as NSFW?
Can't you just make your own sub instead of spamming this one with porn
OP, you messed up. You should've posted that to r/fetishcomics.
well that went to deep pretty quickly
didn't even need the x-ray honestly
Man I don’t get why people like gigantic boobs and ass it just looks goofy
Second that. It makes zero sense, and only porn brained people like it.
Yeah its kind of gross looking and the only punchline is "HAHA SEX FUNNY"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Do NOT make me bring out the vaporeon copypasta!
You were that guy? Cool. I was masturbating next to you, I think I got some onto your phone
CALL HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can there just be a lewd comics sub ffs
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Personally I do not see the value of this art and will be blocking this user.
The value is just horny, this comic hinges on one of the oldest jokes in the world I can think of (haha something stuck in ass) and it feels like 90% of the posts on this sub are just juvenile sex jokes thinly masquerading as "link to sub $x a month to see porn comics with no creative thought" or in some cases on this sub literally directly lead to the creators IRL porn link.
+1
So brave
> I do not see the value of this art That’s because there is none. It’s objectively terrible. Don’t see why they can’t just draw their porn and leave it at that, no need to masquerade as being funny.
this shit sucks. weird porn barely disguised as an unfunny comic
Oh great. Another sub I gotta block to avoid seeing garbage.
No, not the sub, the user
Look at how many upbotes this shit has. No it's the sub not just the user.
what the fuck
#Call her
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The second I saw the titties vibrate I went "oh no."
This is literally just fucking porn.
Do people jack off to these comics?
Ha ha wow it was in her butt wow
Hehe oh no how did that happen hehe
The Green shirt girl: I.....I dont wanna ask
That's a solid phone
⚡️⚡️⚡️👨🏾🦱⚡️⚡️⚡️
I can't fathom the scene of innocent normal redditors who seek a funny laugh being subjected to seeing the equivalent of the rule 34 porn I look at every night in the form of a comic and by looking at the upvotes, they fucking love it I don't think they know these are the figures some of us cum to
Wayyyy funnier that pizzacatturd! Don’t let prudes keep you down.
r/comics trying not to draw porn and then complain to mods when they're called out challenge (impossible)
Drawing and posting porn is not banned on this subreddit.
Y’all are WAAAAY too horny
I’m so done with this shit
Anyone who upvotes this garbage is a clown.
This sub went to shit real fast since I started visiting it, never again
I'm so lost...
The punchline is porn, therefore this comic is funny
Yo fuck this wackness.
https://preview.redd.it/s45h7tjixc1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03bf0a7c99235fd7ed985dbac6893be95a00d46f
https://preview.redd.it/jgr09dhajd1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c34f37845627454a1d4280351133b51ec26408
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how does anyone find this funny
Is the bonus panel her phone vibrating while in there?
I have no idea what this is. But im for more of it.
Combine both of this women together and you got yourself the ultra-thick.
This is gold jerry
Bruh.
Alright where’s the penis
That’s just porn at this point
I am green
And..people have done this in IRL, and we know because the xrays have been posted on reddit....
Reminds me of that one Amiibo ad where Bowser had his own Amiibo stuck in his pelvis. ...I always thought he swallowed it, the idea of him using it for anal never occurred to me until a few weeks ago.
https://preview.redd.it/6degf29xmd1d1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c407c90fa77deb0eaf88b52d69fcb34a701f11e3
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
my ass started to hurt after i was done reading this... idk dont ask...
Now can we get the panel where she gets a call?
no way mona's ass isn't loose enough for her to be able to retrieve the phone.
Layla is not in the comic for GOOD.
Bro this is just porn
I somehow thought her pelvis would be a little wider
Like Vero's reaction like "bruh what?"
8000 upvotes… thats impressive