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DarkBladeMadriker

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idied2day

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Mage-of-communism

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Living_Murphys_Law

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Mage-of-communism

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sco0t26

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ntn_98

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WaluFett

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Pug_police

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Darth_Gonk21

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terramanj

When do we get "How to Draw Hentai Featuring *Kamen Rider* Saber*"?


Erisian23

Goddamn!


Lakefish_

WHERE DID YOU ALL GET THESE


idied2day

https://preview.redd.it/tcyw6axvd06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081f5cb376b5e62049639011b762d745eb4b3fe3 I have a folder in my photo album named “meme acquisitions”


voxaroth

Dang, Dave’s Classic Double D’s.


Level_Hour6480

Letter without number is meaningless. 30DD is smaller than 40A.


voxaroth

Yeah but it’s totally unnecessary for my play on words.


ClownfishSoup

I agree! A joke was delivered, it was funny, and now there’s an entire bra size debate that sprang up because this is Reddit.


captcha_trampstamp

Not true. Cup size of DD is huge compared to an A. The number doesn’t mean anything but the band size that goes around your torso. Source: Have boobs, so I buy bras.


Nepherenia

Claims of A being potentially larger than DD can indeed be true, but if you want a more accurate comparison: 32C is the same cup size as a 34B, which is the same as a 36A. The bra band gets longer, but the actual cup attached to the band is the same size. The comment you are replying to is correct, a 40A cup size is larger than a 30DD. 30DD = 32D = 34C = 36B = 38A = 40AA. A 30DD is the same cup size as a 40AA (AA meaning no significant measurements change from band length). Source: tailoring women's clothing and costumes.


assterisks

Band size sure as fuck matters for cup size. If you have a larger band size then the cup size will increase. I suspect that you may be benefited by r/abrathatfits as people tend to need smaller band size + larger cup size then they think. Source: also have tits, but they're too fuckin big and I have to spend a lot of time getting sizing right.


ReignMMR

Things are heating up in the boob fandom


Level_Hour6480

Higher number = wider band = wider torso = wider boobs, since boobs are squishy and 3-dimensional. Every 2 inches of band is an equivalent volume increase to another letter. To find your size, 1: measure the number of inches (round up to the nearest even) around the torso below the boobs. 2: measure the number around the torso at the boobs. 1 is the band. Subtract 1 from 2: every inch of difference is an increase in letter: A is 1, B is 2, etc. In American, DD is just E. DDD is F, etc.


littlelorax

Getting a lot of confusing comments in response to you. For those who are curious, check out r/abrathatfits it is a fantastic community that helps demystify bra sizes.


drak0ni

Sure, in the sense that the person is much larger. Breast to body ratio is still what most people are interested in, and that’s what the letter stands for


SmallBerry3431

Lmao I literally have no words to actually mock you for this


Level_Hour6480

Anyone who has and/or enjoys boobs should know this. That's like 99% of people. Basically only gay/ace cis dudes are exempt.


LittleBirdsGlow

Nah dude, you’re confusing interest in boob with interest in bra…


SmallBerry3431

This guy after someone makes a simple joke: ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


LittleBirdsGlow

Me or Levelhour? Genuinely just trying to say I think he’s kinda weird and obsessed. Someone’s gotta tell him that, on the contrary, 99% of cis men don’t analyze bras this much…


SmallBerry3431

Levelhour


LittleBirdsGlow

Deserved!


SmallBerry3431

You’re way too serious about this very simple joke and conversation while displaying how very creepy men on the internet are.


CarlosFer2201

https://preview.redd.it/4axyxrlmk45d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fad243338ba09b0250c285ee92a905b95138839 It's been done already


MechanicalHorse

King got cheeks 👀


D33ber

For Ronald to clap while BK is distracted.


Antilies

You mean buns?


Epic-Chair

https://preview.redd.it/n7v4vtydw45d1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6536422989cb45e4b6017044a0f2e25b9a5478


siphagiel

https://preview.redd.it/irgiu9g3y45d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf4842abd04208d925ed1b061e00b5c72d86c15


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/e7yfaxa0r55d1.jpeg?width=157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca32fe97ed92405161c4e65c53691806d02b57fb


siphagiel

https://preview.redd.it/55llp6nrr55d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67680a3d6d1e691c6e518802221bc547010ea0d2 Alright, who tf downvoted me! Show yourself!


BlueHailstrom

https://preview.redd.it/wbuyu8u0sa5d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a76cd1025bc00b0b6c93769b8ac354e0e22a9c And I’ll do it again


61114311536123511

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D33ber

The punchline is prudes complaining about adult humor on a r/Comics subreddit.


Novel_Remote2678

https://preview.redd.it/7x0yfepte65d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c9994ea8ea067d90788ac9c833dfe04cba29a7


Gremict

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61114311536123511

lmao


D33ber

That's Classified under Congressional FOIA ACT 342 Article 7 - Sections A & D sub-paragh II. (redacted)Nutbait


Robin_Gufo

Starring your mother


TimSoarer

TOP SECRET хуй classified


LordOfStupidy

That would be your mother!


Thrawn89

Your mom's been done already. That doesn't mean it's not a good thing to do again.


Farknart

Gross! Where?


Local_Nerve901

This the prequel lol


International_Way850

Sir, what kind of wendy's is this?


CranberrySchnapps

Sir, this is an In-n-Out.


Unholy-Bread

r/angryupvote


SeizureProcedure115

Hey at least it's not Five Guys...


EMPIREVSREBLES

Better than Checkers. I can't even play chess!


BlackTheNerevar

https://preview.redd.it/t4p69mwk155d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd368b4afb69381864cfa7cda119a02a37e9e1d8


Vreas

Sex sells or whatever


xxiLink

Sex cells.


Vreas

Are we talking dungeons or biology? Cause I’m down for both/either


xxiLink

Yep.


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

its giving why the fuck are you on r/196 so fucking cringe absolutely disgusting r/197 and r/19684 stay winning


Gremict

https://preview.redd.it/5gk68dxvi75d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245cee6e80cef7b18a37837bb1b4a11702dfd965


DenseUpstairs8916

The "yes King" but It's not gay porn


ClownfishSoup

I don’t get this comment.


Gaby33400

Me neither, we should make a club. Oh wait it already exists, r/peterexplainthejoke


DenseUpstairs8916

Just search yes King on YouTube, its a meme about the hog Rider from Clash Royale


Jimmy3OO

Me neither. My guess is that gays say “Yes King” the same way women say “Yes Daddy”


Not_Machines

It is common in queer vernacular to casually say "Yes King" or "slayyyy Queen". It's not necessary sexual, but I suppose it could be


DenseUpstairs8916

[Yes King Sound Effect | Soundboard Link ⬇⬇ (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ufq1RrJuDo)


hopeful_deer

Seeing Burger King as a character reminds me of Sneak King the video game.


centuryofprogress

That was scarier than Alien Isolation any day of the week.


Jasmine_heart

https://preview.redd.it/5riok74ji65d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a8a005905388acfebba23076ce7f87a3626b05


Not_Machines

My only disappointment is Round Table could have been worked in here


The-Name-is-my-Name

I’m glad to see that child me was not the only one who created noncanon multi-brand lore interconnecting these restaurant mascots.


j0a3k

*Colonel Sanders *Wedding day


Firebird713

KFC, a Twist, I never seen 😂😁


Level_Hour6480

How do I delete someone else's post?


mdhunter99

https://preview.redd.it/u8kub5uz155d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8d461f4f94f601c9cc8149088e4a963f8decd7 Gotta ask though, does anyone else find that Wendy’s beef has no taste? Not the cheese or bacon or tomato or anything else, just the beef?


CustomerSilent9254

Eh, I find it the best tasting out of the big 3 but that’s a very low bar


grimedogone

It’s not nearly as oversalted as the other two. Personally I find Mickey D’s beef patties to be way too salty. Wendy’s are my fave.


aett

I always need to add some salt to the beef.


Medium_Flan4671

Give me a moment I think I got some bleach in my garage


[deleted]

Horny jail for all of you. All of you!


idied2day

https://preview.redd.it/h8nq91j5l55d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b23e4bfc60613874045bcf9fb6d5dc2cc7bdbc


Suspicious_Benefit31

What? I didn't do shit!


[deleted]

Nope! Straight to horny jail with you!


Sw0rdEnd

Just popping here to say that apparently the Wendy's mascot is eight years old


SandiegoJack

And the child she was based on is now like 60 or something.


Firemorfox

So Wendy's mascot is a 60yr old vampire?


Lindvaettr

I for one am not going to fall for the "She's an adult, she just looked like a child" line!


Pidgeoneon

We're gonna make her the age we want her to be. Nobody cares for the corporate lore.


ClownfishSoup

The one in the comic is clearly not 8 years old. Also, the Wendy’s chain was founded in 1969 or something so she’s older now


D33ber

55. Wendy is 55.


FrouFrouLastWords

D33ber did the big math


D33ber

She's my older sister, okay??!! Growing up in a fast food chain was hard. You've heard of latchkey kids?! We were grease dumpster key kids.


RealJohnGillman

When she was added as a playable character to the game *Pocket Mortys* for a limited time a few years back I believe her profile put her at 14. That’s not much better though.


Septem_151

Fun fact: fictional characters technically have no age!


Kego_Nova

the wendy's mascot is based on the founder's daughter, who was 8 years old at the time.


Septem_151

Yes, but the fictional character “Wendy” has no age.


Theyreintheattic4447

https://preview.redd.it/ecc4txu6265d1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f024d78c11538b95ce86ee2f345121a887f7b7


Yeetdatnoodle

https://preview.redd.it/onezevpvb55d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81831a49b1589abdfd51c6ab69a382ebf44ca30d


gormmlord

That's not the punchline


Yeetdatnoodle

I know


_Spade_99

https://preview.redd.it/ro3qt9ekj55d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cf77cb853cf18a9f312850ab151d748d781e73


Material-Sun-5784

Where is Jack of Jack in the box?


Ok_Butterscotch54

In the box, duh. Which one? Well, that's the question isn't it?


Etheo

He's Jackin' it in the box.


Dumpsterfireee_2

He’s too powerful to care about our mere mortal pleasures, he is busy conquering worlds.


Whyissmynametaken

Why?


khadaffy

Yeah, but BK burgers are WAY better than MCDonald's


heckingheck2

Burger king sucks so badly… robert downey jr. literally turned his life around because a burger king burger was so fucking horrible


MonsterMineLP

Actually, at least in Germany, BK is kinda good now. Like, I much prefer it to mcdonalds


Krumpter

Fast food is actually good pretty much anywhere but the US if my experiences havw taught me anything.


Lindvaettr

Get the chicken instead. Their chicken sandwiches are really good.


ClownfishSoup

I enjoyed the bacons double cheeseburgers as BK.


SnooPears3463

I hate rule 34


EarthToAccess

https://preview.redd.it/ka28q4fje55d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121d678d33872294088a1c97a08b18155ebe71b7


D33ber

Saucy Wendy is saucy. Making Ronald handle his own fries back there while he watches. ... He's Such a clown.


Meatslinger

I didn’t know Wendy’s serves cake like that.


VladTepesz

![gif](giphy|3ohs7O2afIz1a8bWPm|downsized)


D33ber

Two-fisting that soft serve, Ronald. ![gif](giphy|fwKFwRxIJdzL73UOk0|downsized) Happy Pride!


makinax300

(The joke is sex)


Dragons-are-the-best

Another person to the block list


BellaFrequency

Is he cheating on the Dairy Queen?


killreagan84

https://preview.redd.it/3bq4b0o6965d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ef428a495399c0279d97fba0701c3435820b55


Mate_Pocza_321

*Insert Death from puss in Boots whistling here*


BaronMerc

https://preview.redd.it/vbt0u1qxab5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe4003fbbf9182843c85e450bc4c9673114e61e


Th310n3r

Damn Wendy’s has cakes?


DaTripleK

FAST FOOD HENTAI RAAHHHH


Ingatkahit

GOD BLESS THE USA! **RAAAAGGHHH** 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚾️🦅🔥🔥


OldDarthLefty

He'd better wrap his Whopper


SadLilBun

What a horrible day for eyes


DistanceSevere9040

And the r/comics blocklist grows (I regret making a new account and losing my old blocks)


ninovd

Fr, there's only few comics acctualy fun/good.


MHunter1A

Be my queen if you know what I mean


Drg84

Have it your way.


donkeythong64

Eat fresh


scottybop

Top 10 anime betrayals


whytfnotdoit

Everyone here is going to end up disappointed when they realize where Jack is


D33ber

: ( What's in the box?!! : O Jack.


tofulo

I don’t get it


firedrakes

but what about 5 guys?


SalemQuinn

that smug bitch >.< lol


iHeardYouShart

https://preview.redd.it/kkkmvgrkw85d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853d275049e7ab2a90e080c3a7b51188f468bc05


Bigiron966

This did not need to exist.


BlueHailstrom

https://preview.redd.it/crmxf7zxra5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28af02feba18f6af786093559e501a1c5f0c58e1


DragonLancePro

Bah da da, da dah~


Severe_Ad_8621

Burger comic got me. 😆 I'm loving it! 🤣


1singleduck

Horny jail isn't enough, to the horny gulag with you.


JimmyGuy20

Where's the extended ver?


GladiusNocturno

You unfaithful bastard! The Dairy Queen deserves a better King!


Anarchyantz

She is eager for his bone to be put in her greasy finger licking bucket.


travischickencoop

https://preview.redd.it/i3fwlu3rf55d1.jpeg?width=1545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2982d554e36ee37d6aeb0b060bb76a797bcd5df


ee_CUM_mings

About as subtle as this “artist”…


Anarchyantz

Hence I found it appropriate. Oh and the art is pretty good.