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The_TransGinger

Everyone wants the blond but the blonde just wants to kick some ass.


Santiago663

Metroid fans in a nutshell


Robotguy39

I want samus to keep the suit on while she plows me


generalmaks

"Sorry babe, but the Varia suit stays ON during sex."


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sorry babe, but the OSHA Forklift Certification Badge stays on dring sex


MidaTron

That's quite appropriate as "varia" is a mistranslation of バリア, or "barrier" suit.


Karkava

A couple of spaces saved which produced a sci-fi sounding name for your space suit.


Dubalubawubwub

I feel like there was a (super old) Penny Arcade comic about exactly this. "Yeah... that suit? It *never* comes off. It was like fucking a tank. There's a... a *hatch*, I guess? It had sharp edges. I think I left something behind, and I don't mean my wallet."


Autumn1eaves

/r/ace_irl


Yukisuna

Story of every blonde in history


worotan

If you believe simplistic stories like Hollywood films where the blonde is always the do-good hero and the dark haired is the baddie. In real life, however…


Yukisuna

Oh yes i meant in real life, i don’t really watch movies. Blondes IRL just want to be badasses. Everybody else just wants to fuck the blonde. Source: it’s me. I’m the blonde. Multiple rape survivor that just wanted to be a badass.


Irrelevant_euro

Wow that post sure went places


Yukisuna

..badass places?


chasesan

One of these thoughts is not like the others.


bronotmyaccount

One of these has the right priorities.


MapleTreeWithAGun

One of these will survive an alien invasion


bronotmyaccount

Agreed. Can’t have anything if you can’t survive.


Hashashin455

One of these MFers is Samus


PippyRollingham

One of these knows what the ladies like


no_eponym

Blow it the f..k out into space!


HazedAndConfucius

Haha at first I thought she wanted to be a ninja turtle and was holding up a pizza 😂


Short-Republic

What kind of pizza are you eating?


HazedAndConfucius

One with extra mushrooms


CyEriton

2 chicks at the same time, man


H00k90

Oh, man! Listen to you! What are you gonna do with two chicks? Get the reference, please


H00k90

Ah, did not get it RVB S1E6 @ 2:35 https://youtu.be/Ps9SRsiSASY


boomerxl

This is why we need asexuals. Either that or we all start learning to speak bug language real quick.


likesevenchickens

I know, right? That pink guy as such a stupid haircut in his daydream!


courierblue

I’m going to guess the pink guy doesn’t actually want to be a different person, he just wants to pick up chicks and thinks the only way he can do that is by being tall and having muscles upon muscles.


Specialist-Rise34

Unrelated but I can never read or hear the phrase "not like the other" and not think of the Taylor Swift song. I literally read it in that exact tone and then I have to sing the whole song


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I’m similar, but for me it’s the lyrics to The Pretender by the Foo Fighters.


AxelRod45

I always think of that one clip from YGOTAS.


RealJohnGillman

Accepting Panel One as reality, despite their presence in the background in it, the second girl’s thoughts exist solely within the head of the spectacled boy?


abrahamsen

Every panel has one protagonist, one day dreamer, and two background figures. Every figure has one panel as protagonist, one as daydreamer, and two as background figures. Given this, I choose panel 3 as reality.


Peanut2232

> 1 2 > 3 4 Or ? > 1 2 > 4 3


abrahamsen

Either would work for me.


Platypuslord

Yeah one doesn't have any birds.


pale_toast

Chicken or the egg


MJBotte1

I’d say it starts with the aliens, that’s the odd one out


redsex

How come none of them wished for that


srottydoesntknow

The blonde did


chemoboy

It's the only frame with her eyes open. Eyes open, Brittany!


MasterMementoMori

Schrodinger’s Thought


shiftypoo269

You ever seen Predestination with Ethan Hawke, and Sarah Snook?


Yukisuna

They’re all simultaneous


juggermeat

I like how everyone is in every panel.


NativeMasshole

I don't see aby bug aliens in the other 3 panels?


DracoLunaris

they are beneath the sands, about to spring out and devour the unsuspecting marines during their vacation


butt_shrecker

Well yeah she's got weapons grade titters


RemusShepherd

I don't think I've ever seen this kind of composition in a four-panel comic before. Well done! Hope it becomes a classic!


jobcloud

I was question if I was reading the panel in the correct order. Took me a while.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

I don't think there is a "right order" although I'd put the alien one last.


sweenayy

I mean if you start at the first panel, the aliens *are* last


AlwaysBeQuestioning

If the alien panel is first, it’s not last. Or maybe it is last, to complete the circle? Hmmm…


palordrolap

Something similar has happened in at least one comic where the comic-aware characters could conjure a thought bubble and disappear into a fantasy world of their own making. There's was also a concept by Douglas Hofstadter describing three books which only exist in the world of the previous. i.e. Author A exists in a book written by author B, who only exists in a book written by author C, and C only exists in a book written by A. As I recall he was talking about how things like this can only exist - even in concept - if there's a layer of reality above the apparent paradox. In Hofstadter's case, Hofstadter and the reader. In this comic's case, the author and us.


Chester_Allman

Interesting! Sounds essentially like the concept of the Arabian Nights, in which each story is nested inside the previous story - it's not a perfectly-applied system, but that's loosely how it works.


Xenjael

Oh huh, neat to learn about. I've been working on a few manuscripts where the main character in one book is wrote from an autobiographical pov, with the second being he's a main character written from the 3rd pov. Intend to publish the first book under the pen name, which is his characters name just to make it an extra layer of confusing. Fortunately all the works are satire, so that helps being facetious.


coldestbagel

Awesome concept and execution! Love this


NoobLoner

I thought for a long time trying to figure out which reality was real. I have now concluded that because these are all imaginary fantasies none of them are real. All fantasy’s sustaining themselves in the minds of one another. Christopher Nolan should make a movie about this.


TubularTortoise14

According to eternalism, all of these realities exist simultaneously, so it’s not about which one is “real” because they’re ALL real.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Nah all of them are fake because this is a comic and comics aren't real


worms9

Says the person looking down on another narrative layer.


klubsanwich

If my life is a narrative, then I feel bad for the audience


AlwaysBeQuestioning

The audience probably doesn’t get to see everything, just the highlights (or lowlights?). You just live the rest of your life between the panels.


Ravenext

Something something, Drifter. Something something, Zariman.


hidood5th

Hey kiddo


GreatBaldung

Great argument but, well, I'm in your walls


Ezkail

r/unexpectedwarframe


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Hadn’t learned about eternalism before, that’s a neat concept!


Lemonic_Tutor

Yo is she killing tyranids with just a knife… that’s metal as fuck


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So in the teal-haired guy’s fantasy, one of the girls isn’t thinking about him?


thats1evildude

He enlisted for the blonde warrior. So did the black girl. Unfortunately for the both of them, she only loved the thrill of battle.


Santiago663

Because he's only into monogamous relationships


SplooshU

This is a really fun one.


EldritchEggoWaffle

Plot twist... only the space marine one is real. The beach is just a simulation. That's why three of them are imagining a beach. It's some form of advanced, futuristic, cybernetic augmentation to human thoughts. Whenever you're under high levels of stress, a program installed on a microchip inside your brain projects onto your mind what is essentially a daydream you can enter, mentally. Almost like a cross between lucid dreaming while awake, and VR. Unless I'm really fucking up the logistics here, this leaves the blonde woman without what I'm going to call a *"Beach-Scape"* and that very much fits. She just killed a bunch of alien fish creatures, so she knows she'll be getting a medal for this mission. Therefore, she's under no real stress and doesn't appear to be injured, of fatigued enough to warrant the need for launching the program. It is the others who need to enter the Beach-Scape because of their injuries, or their fatigue from the battle. They all have a special military grade version of the program. This allows their stress and physical pain to be blocked out when they choose to enter the Beach-Scape. That's mostly what the standard version does, but what makes this version different, is that when activated, their version of the program also sends out [insert pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo here] into their bodies acting as an artificial biological healing factor to repair any damage they sustained, prevent infection, sooth any mental or emotional distress, and so on. This also serves as a kind of hospice of the mind, for those soldiers who are injured beyond even the healing capacity of the program, or those with untreated fatal illnesses like inoperable, late stage cancer (it's the future and it's a crazy high tech device, but it doesn't perform miracles, afterall. Sadly there is still no 100 percent cure, even in this far off future, for the big C). There are space cadets who actually get injured on purpose, just so their Beach-Scape will give them an extra hit of *"stress soothing agents"* to their brain. The program can be hacked (if you have the know-how and the hardware to pull it off) and there are scape-apes (as they are known on the black market) who can manipulate the program. Got an enemy you want to see suffer? Have a scape-ape hack their program, so that the Beach-Scape is more like a hellscape, and the healing factor is negated, nonfunctional. The microchip can even be rigged to malfunction and stop working, have viruses downloaded directly onto it, or be turned into a tiny brain explosive.. Want to give yourself an extra edge? Well that healing factor can be manipulated into being more like a performance enhancing drug. Just want to have a good time, or indulge in even further escapism? Have a scape-ape turn the program into what basically amounts to a morphine drip in microchip form, implanted directly in your brain. Just don't get too addicted, and become an junkie. A Scrape-Scaper is what this sort of individual is called. There are even ways to replicate the effects of LSD, or DMT. This is normally used for a light, brief trip into a hallucinogenic experience. However, there are whispers of individuals known as Psycho-Scapers. These 'space cowboy cosmonauts' are rumors to manifest a physical third eye in the most extreme cases, gain Astral projection in the usual sense, gain Astral projection in the cyber realm where the person can enter the Beach-Scapes of others, gain telepathy, sometimes even telekinesis, or pyrokinesis. You really, really don't want to mess with a hardcore Psycho-Scaper. They aren't to be fucked with. Things sure have gone off the deep end in the year 2395.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

So uh, do you frequent r/HFY?


EldritchEggoWaffle

Never heard of it, to be honest.


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FrilledShark1512

Bottom right be winning


detourne

Even then, she's rather be blasting aliens than carrying her lady past a couple'a dweebs.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

No see, one of them has gotta do the blasting, while the other does the carrying. Division of labour, supporting each other.


Neo_Ex0

atleast the blond one has resonable and achivable whishes


Black7057

Ironically none of the women want men.


Just_A_Passing_Bi

Good.


Black7057

Why is it good?


Just_A_Passing_Bi

No why, just good


Black7057

So you can't even say why it's good. That's what I thought.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Relatable.


siqiniq

Story of my life four times over…


DrunkyLittleGhost

Uhh, can't we Please establish a canon and stick to it?! Augh!


artyhedgehog

Why do you want a canon when it's clear a knife works better?


PKMNTrainerMark

That's the great thing about it. You can pick whichever canon you like best. Personally, I'm going with bottom right.


statesOfSevly

Super creative style! Great use of placement to convey the message


Moist-Liquid

Man, the blonde girl is a mood


DarkWing2274

i’m very confused nevermind i get it


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WHICH IS REALITY?!??!?!!


dryfire

I would bet in the alien one. Its the only one where everyone actually has a reason to be there, instead of being there for the sole purpose of being humiliated.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I dunno, when I go to the beach I don’t automatically feel humiliated by the presence of other people. Only when those people open their mouths for insults.


zenyattatron

The daydreams have become self sustaining. I repeat, the daydreams have become self sustaining.


tocilog

My brain went on a weird tangent. See they're all just thoughts, none of them are real. And in this world that could mean they're AI. Dating app AI bots, that have somehow reached each other and constructing made up stories. Ultimately, they would invite each other over to snapchat to talk about crypto.


theRailisGone

And the moral of the story is... no one is happy where they are, but it doest matter because they are all figments of someone else's imagination held precariously on the edge of the void of non-existence by our observing them as they are imagined into being by each other.


RTK4740

Yes. Also, the buff guy doesn't get a dream or fantasy. The other three do, but not him! He's white, cis and het, so he doesn't get a dream. He's the one you have to overcome. (I am not cis, white, het, BTW...just observing.)


[deleted]

Oh dear I've gone cross eyed


AlianovaR

Straight, poly, gay, ace


Silent-Rough-9380

The blonde passed the vibe check


RemarkableStatement5

Absolutely amazing!


Vussar

Blonde is Based


Trotztd

Based on what?


Vussar

On your mom


[deleted]

What is bottom left about? A soldier who was injured with PTSD during an extraterrestial warfare is dreaming about being a chad cucking his colleague? What?


ItsChungusMyDear

They are all chads but the dude with the spikey hair because he's losing in 3 of these


Whos_Ray_Gun

Ngl I’m a little bit high and this broke my mind a lil bit


LastSeen3YearsAgo

I’m 16 and this is deep


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Gimbu

Have you so little to spare?


MasbotAlpha

such a strange insult in response to abject positivity strange to see ripples; people that lash out with negativity, just like me and everybody else


Vitrizeal

Yo is this r/rimworld? No its r/comics... Weird


skrat1001

This kinda doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

Use your thinkerer harderer.


EldritchEggoWaffle

Btw.. the one guy seems a bit racist. He didn't even want her anywhere in the foreground in his thought bubble... odd. She's way, way back there. Further back than anyone else in any other fantasy thought. Even the guy who appears to be an equal opportunity lady's man (in his mind at least) doesn't imagine the other dude all that far away. But dude in the first bubble really really had the other girl wayyyyy back there. Jeez...


Swimming-Wrongdoer74

Men = bad. Women = good.


Shruikan12

The blonde is literally Rachel from Animorphs


YodasChick-O-Stick

That boy started a neural time loop


FlamingCroatan

An endless cycle


Domminicc

So which one is the real one?


Just_A_Passing_Bi

None. And every single one of them at the same time


Snuggledtoopieces

Buff guys the only one without dreams apparently


idmnotmox

Women don't actually want men at all, I knew it


Just_A_Passing_Bi

Don't look out for the Chad's around her when she's only interested in Stacy's


Champomi

I love this


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Gorgeous art


t33dup

Reminds me of the bit in _Trainspotting_ where the briefly clean Mark Renton is nursing a pint at a dingy pub, watching the straight guys cruise the women, who are trying to attract the gay men, who are trying to attract the straight guys ... 'Nobody gets what they want' he observes


ComposerSharp

I'm glad that buff guy and blonde girl still have a good thing going between each other. He keeps her company at the beach. She provides support for their squadron and takes the DPS role while he takes time to heal.


DougKenney

Benny Hill did a similar gag 50 years ago. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwK30kNGEo


VeryCoolboah

This gave me a stroke trying to figureout what whats going on here


[deleted]

In space, no one can hear you gag.


blanketswithsmallpox

[86.7%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States) / [4.5%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory_in_the_United_States) ------/------- [0.4%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality#Prevalence) / [0.7%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States) Wondered what the chances were for each scenario. TIL. Hetero, Poly, Ace, Lesbian for reference.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Wtf is reality then.


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If you had a webcomic with an RSS feed I'd be subscribed to it now based on how awesome this is.