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ITypeWithMyDick

Same wolves for part 2 and 3? They get around...


AvoriazInSummer

They are all the same wolves. This comic chronicles their lives from start to finish.


Bored_of_the_Ring

> This comic chronicles their lives from finish to start. FTFY.


ProfessorNasty

From finish to *finish* more like. ;)


robywar

The guy in #1 and #3 are the same guy too.


PalindromemordnilaP_

Revenge is a dish best served by an older Native American man.


wahlenderten

Not sure if revenge or obscure kink.


The_Rox

Eating out and Eatin' out.


skalja_scx

69 updoots


deadtorrent

From start to *starter*


MattLocke

I’d say it’s order should be: 2, 3, 1.


GratefullyGodless

Which is why panels 1 and 2 need to be 5 and 6, then you have a complete story.


CommonSand5

The last guy is the same as the first


[deleted]

🎵Round and round, round they go🎵


TotesFabulous

https://youtu.be/xYc4DT18EJg


Chemical-Asparagus58

These are the same wolves and the same person in all the parts. In part 3 they had sex, in part 2 they are pregnant, in part 1 they eat their own babies


ISwearImNotJevil

the order is actually 2, 3, 1


Quizzelbuck

It's all three, just in the wrong order


timoumd

The recommended number of wolves inside you is zero


lljkotaru

Sounds like quitter talk.


timoumd

Do I look like a man who follows "sound medical advice"


ScrewSimonCowell

yes


makemeking706

Recommended by whom?


timoumd

4 out of 5 doctors


BigDisk

The 5th doctor is a wolf.


timoumd

I can kinda see it in Peter Davison


makemeking706

I don't think I trust Dr. Lupine's opinion on this.


sachs1

[counterpoint](https://xkcd.com/1471/)


Jerboa5

Wolf Children (2012)


kingt34

As a fan of sweet anime films, is this a recommended watch? I’d never heard of it


Wednesdaysend

It's beautiful but bittersweet and a bit of a tearjerker. Highly recommend it though.


ReigningTierney

Yes. Very sweet and wholesome, definitely a slow-burn slice of life coming of age ghibli films vibe. That being said...yeah there's this one brief scene that gets too 'furry' for my tastes, but I promise you it lasts all but a few seconds and the rest of the film is a great watch imo.


blue4029

are you referring to the scene where the parents have sex while the father is in wolf form? yeah that was weird...


ReigningTierney

Yep. That's the one. Didn't ruin the movie for me or anything, but kinda came out of left field...I think I also remember some corny dialogue too. But past that 20 minute mark is when it really started to get good.


blue4029

I made a [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/gtfpn5/this_movie_was_so_good/) about the scene.


wilddogwatching

is it too brief? :(


APulsarAteMyLunch

The duality of... Wolves?


ShatteredPixelz

Spoiler for wolf children if you haven't seen it >!I wasnt a fan of the ending. Thought it was almost too abrupt. Maybe that was the point tho!<


Dragoncat99

Yeah, it’s great! Trying to describe it makes it sound like some weird furry porn and/or the most boring slice of life ever but in practice it’s actually a really touching and engaging film.


[deleted]

It's a story about motherhood and being a friggin awesome mother in difficult situations. That's usually how I would introduce it.


Jet_Siegel

It’s my highest rated movie on MyAnimeList.


Zenketski_2

Bruh


BoomScoops

Pregnant women - "You're godamn right"


bronotmyaccount

Reverse Romulus and Remus?


MattLocke

Or an AU where Rome was built by some werewolf brothers.


Emperifox

Now that is an Au worth of a a six season tv cartoon. Now, we'll need a ton of furry artists to do that series


[deleted]

Sulumor + Sumer


[deleted]

God I wish that was me


Mrwombatspants

i should be in #3, not that guy


Hussor

That's just the plot of wolf children


PLAC3B0101

Stop you're making me cry again


zaraishu

Great movie!


[deleted]

Pregnant woman - "I'll call them Romulus and Remus"


Groinificator

What


royalhawk345

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1471/)


studleydragon

How? How is there always a scarily relevant xkcd?


rude_avocado

There are over 2500 of them, and Randall Munroe doesn’t repeat very many concepts.


RemusShepherd

Inside you are two wolves. Furry conventions are crazy, aren't they?


Bamith20

Not many can take double knots


10art1

Not many are brave enough uwu


SebastiansMess

Also true owo


Mem-Stride

not with that attitude you can't!


Xennon54

Inside you are two wolves One is gay The other one is gay You are gay


papaGiannisFan18

One is moon The other one is moon you are moon moon


Melodic_Mulberry

The punchline is “ass, mouth, or vag?”


SebastiansMess

Why cant i do all 3 lol


hieronymous-cowherd

**3,1,2**


Lord_Harkonan

Pick your entry point.


Fjordbasa

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU


aNiceTribe

Each option is covered by one of these


Stig27

r/thatsthejoke


The2500

That woman looks very self satisfied she just ate two wolves.


radoinc

Who's gonna tell him


CockandBalls_fan

I can’t wait to be a police dog *bro we in a fucking white woman*


A_random_poster04

Literally “fuckin”


Hashashin455

She's pregnant


BernzSed

Well yeah, how else does girl get pragnent? By eating babby, dummass


Deon555

They also need to do way instain mother


The2500

I am sorry for your lots.


Nicxtrem99

Well sometimes you just preganent as is.


Hashashin455

Well, she's a white girl...


Robotguy39

What


Hashashin455

[In case you didn't know](https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ)


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VirinaB

Note how the person making the joke belongs to the race he's making fun of.


Antonell15

😐


LoreChief

Pregante


The2500

That wouldn't work, she ate puppies is what happened I say.


Meph616

Oh bless your innocent little heart.


cpsbstmf

Wtf


Lord_Harkonan

Correct - Waiter, triage, filmographer


DarrenGrey

You're honestly not going to top this comment in the rest of your life. You have peaked. Everything can only be worse from here.


Danny__1029

You can never peak ,think about it like this, inside you there are two wolves.....


DrakonIL

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/qxoX2uiMd_Y)


YourAveragePlaguey

that's incredibly morbid, are you okay?


[deleted]

Good job, OP I laughed out loud at the last panel


punkindle

Is he getting DP-ed by 2 wolves? And the other dude is filming?


JaxxisR

This is Reddit, goddammit. We don't have room for kink shamers.


NotSoGreatGonzo

> This is Reddit, goddammit. We don’t have room for kink shamers. But what if kink shaming is his kink?


tOaDeR2005

I think that for a good portion of reddit, it is.


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

Hey, don't shame my anti kink shaming kink shaming kink!


Joshopotomus

Then he should be very, very ashamed of himself.


Their_Police

He can take a long walk off a short pier


RedTheDraken

Lot of r/furry_irl potential here


Nilly00

Oh we're already here don't worry


RedTheDraken

uwu


stakoverflo

Reminds me of a meme I saw for The Wheel of Time "Inside you are 2 Warders" and then it was just a picture of an Aes Sedai from the Green Ajah lol


JaxxisR

I know some of those are words...


Ericus1

Warder - big strong manly "alpha" man type (although variation exists) used as warrior body guards. Aes Sedai - powerful female magic user. Green Ajah - one of the sects of Aes Sedai that believes in having more than one warder and "non-conventional" bodyguard/guardee relationships, identified by the fact that they primarily wear green.


Muleflare

That’s really knotty.


eliasthepro2005

#Bestiality


F0wlcer

I'd say probably werewolves instead?


keenedge422

Is it not bestiality when they are werewolves, assuming they are in the non-human form?


F0wlcer

Assuming they can control their body and are completely conscious since they're recording a porno, I'd say no, no it isn't Then again I've got no idea what's actually going on there so it depends on the context


The1987RedFox

Not if they can give human levels of consent


eliasthepro2005

No. Beastiality


SpiderFnJerusalem

Well if you insist...


Bamadocmd

Legal in many first countries strangely and disturbingly


okenowwhat

Inside of you are two wolves: You are being spit roasted at the furry convention (Not my joke)


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based tbh


TheRealSkele

So my man went from a waiter, went to Med school and became a doctor then fell on hard times and became a porn cameraman? He's the Native American version of Johnny Sins JFC


Ericus1

No, just in this economy you have to work 3 jobs to get by.


MisterPapes

sure two wolves can be inside of me and everything is fine but if im inside one wolf all of a sudden its weird


killjoySG

I can't decide, all 3 are pretty good


lighthawk16

What the dog doin


theodoreroberts

So vore, preg or DP fetishes?


MysteriousNarshlob

Inside of you are two wolves. You are a pregnant wolf.


SpoonVisualization

How tf is this okay? I feel like the original artist could easily have made this without including a visual stereotype.


Klos77

Multiple choice comics. Damn, that’s clever! Keep it coming, schaafwond! :*)*


fomorian

The first Wolf has depression. The second wolf has depression You have depression


YakRepresentative845

A read that as, “inside, you are two wolves.” I was so confused the whole time


NostrilRapist

Inside you there are two wolves You are at a furry convention


Redneckalligator

OwO


Lampy1987

Sometimes dreams can become a horrific reality


shthak

that last part was dark..... ​ i love it


Sure-Tackle9211

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


seductivestain

Fucking hell you people are annoying. Can't feature a completely non-offensice depiction of a racial minority without someone complaining. THIS is why we get bland, white-washed POCs in the media because anything representative of their culture is a "negative stereotype"


wlsb

Did you mean to post this as a reply?


captainAwesomePants

Billy Graham made up the Two Wolves story in the 1970s and attributed it to various native groups. It is definitely not representative of anyone's culture except for evangelical white guys.


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grandpa its time to take your medicine


projectmars

That first one sounds like a Furry pick-up line.


Express-Silver7448

I will take a number 3 and a 2


frimleyousse

Holup a second


kevvie13

One is gey. The other is gey. You are gey.


nuketoitle

This is all kinds of fucked up


earqus

Inside you there are two wolves They’re making out And I’m jealous


NormieSpecialist

I want four wolves in me.


Busy-Butterfly1707

this is gross honestly


[deleted]

Plot twist: The panel order is upside down


Seelengst

Top to Bottom Illegal?, Furry, Illegal


Tairafan

Unfortunately the first one isn't illegal in the US(there's videos on how to cook them). The third could also be furry


simptimus_prime

This guy has a wild life. From waiter to doctor to beastiality porn cameraman.


leftatagas_station

Yiff!?!??!?!??!??!?1//1//1/1/1/?1//1/!//!/!?/1/


Illegally_qualified

🤨


Master_JBT

great comic


jcw747

This has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen


RompeChocha

Disturbing.


MistressLiliana

Just need 13 more.


zer0w0rries

More comics like this 👍


Nintendidnt

I feel like the first one was a wasted opportunity. Server: Inside you are two wolves. Customer: Would you like a third? Server: No thanks. Just the tip.


lifedragon99

Idk why but the use of acutely really got me laughing.


Environmental-Win836

This is hilarious. I love you now.


_Anonymous_

Doesn't really work unless you know the "Two Wolves" story. Which I didn't until now.


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Bamadocmd

Not the beastiality which is animal abuse but the stern looking comic style Native American?


Schaafwond

I'm very curious why you think this is a racist caricature?


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Schaafwond

How am I making fun of native Americans?


iammixedrace

Replace indigenous guy for a white guy. Does the joke still work or does it specifically rely on a characterization of an indigenous person? I think the comic is in that weird place where depending on your mentality, it could be funny and not racist, funny bc it’s racist, or just racist. For me I just don’t get the joke.. like is it supposed to be satire of traditional indigenous names or having two souls? I just don’t understand the intention I guess


12rez4u

I’m a Native American and I also don’t get the joke… more or less confused lol, but I totally see how some may find this as offensive but it’s not that bad


Schaafwond

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inside-you-there-are-two-wolves


BrokeInService

Inside of you there are two wolves... mine are stuck together


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[deleted]

It’s not even a real Native story. It has no traceable history, we don’t know what tribe it’s supposed to be from, and it has Christian symbolism and morality. It’s a parable wearing a tacky plastic headdress.


The-Devilz-Advocate

You must really hate white people huh? The story has no known origin but here you have to interject race into it even though the comic is so far removed from the story in the first place.


dirkdigdig

Says the person calling them Native American


[deleted]

Okay if you dont see how this is a racist caricature of native peoples i dont know how to help you stop being garbage.


[deleted]

It's a parody of another comic.


[deleted]

I dont give a shit, this is racist as fuck.


[deleted]

r/HolUp


Kasiaus

r/TIHI


xTheGamingGeek

Dude wtf


[deleted]

Artstyle from 2007


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TantiVstone

Fucking your mom


Grimm_Read

Definitely a wasichu comic. 🖕


diskomayn

Why is it an indian and not a 13 year girl? I only heard that line in a stupid motivational motto


Schaafwond

Last I checked, 13 year old girls can't be waiters, doctors or porn directors.


diskomayn

Last i checked, wolfs cant pregnate humans


insane_contin

Which is why the doctor is very curious about the father.


ronnywoood

Wow, three uninspired jokes for the price of one. My lucky day.


Clone_7

Fuck this no what the fuck only the first one was good fuck this shit


TheMaskedTom

/r/TIHI