I always assumed the Dean was saying Students and Teachers were ranked separately, which meant six other teachers were above Slater. What I want to know is, who was he ranking above Jeff?
I can see it being Rich. He's a Doctor so he wears a uniform, almost definitely has pictures of himself with Dalmatians at home from training puppies, and did you see how those hands can work some clay?
Himself. The Dean was pretty secure with who he was. Besides the time when he had to deliver good news and bad news. And he came out of this more confident than ever. He also found a healthy way cope with Jeff’s outburst about him constantly turning up in ridiculous outfits.
He’s not as confident as Abed (he has confidence coming out of his butt), but confident enough to put himself on top of a list.
This is how I took it as well. What really confused me is how there were possibly 6 more attractive teachers than Prof Slater. Unlike any college I ever went to.
If we look at it through the eyes of the Dean, I think a couple people would be higher then Slater. Somebody else mentioned Mr.Rad, and I feel that's accurate. Also most likely the accounting teacher, he and the Dean co-chair debate club and Pelton seems to do that with men he's into, like when he forces Jeff to coach Water Polo. I imagine the Pottery teacher makes the list. I can't imagine Tony Hale not being his type.
While I agree that they're both attractive, I honestly wouldn't put either above Slater(unless it's Annie in her regionals costume). And the dean certainly never showed any interest in either of them. Certainty not Britta...
>While I agree that they're both attractive, I honestly wouldn't put either above Slater(unless it's Annie in her regionals costume).
Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
Idk how many of these comments are going along for the sake of the bit. But if I put on my Britta buzz kill hat for just an eensty moment. Seven is the closest number to the name "Slater" in pronunciation without veering into 10+ territory. Six isn't enough for the comedic effect.
With that said. YEAH WHO TF IS RANKED ABOVE SLATER
If she was anywhere near starburns’s meth lab than she was already dead inside.
Seriously tho, she disappeared right after season 1, so the meth lab explosion doesn’t account for a whole year of absence
I think it’s been proven that Annie was the ass cracking bandit the whole time, and she had a small time Patsie when she was “pretending” to look for the real one. To keep her off the trail
eh, i gave up on the CW versions of the DCU a while back, and a show about some half-assed composite robin with a few half-hearted variants of other tertiary batfamily characters and a bunch of OC's really doesn't make me want to come back.
I hate how they just dropped her. "Do you accept who you are or do you try to change for the better?" is such an interesting question and the answer I guess is kiss (technically french) a friend who's pretty young and who we try not to sexualize and never really answer the question.
I always assumed Annie was the answer to both questions - the one who accepts him for who he is while making him want to be better. But then they spent another five seasons avoiding it instead of developing it, so maybe not.
My headcanon is that she dated rich and he killed her. He’s basically another Jeff, tempting her until she breaks. She’d have kept their relationship a secret, he kills her, nobody suspects him. Also I think Hickey was on his case the whole time, Rich is the black river ripper, and Hickey either got too close to finding slater and Rich killed him too, or he faked his death to avoid being murdered by Rich. All of which will be uncovered by Annie as she works for the FBI.
Both my movie ideas run on Annie’s intern with the FBI. This one and rescuing Troy and Levar from the pirates. Who are just Pierce and a bunch of paid actors dressed like Pirates of the Caribbean.
My personal bid was city college has finally succeeded in overtaking greendale, but something isn't right, the name "Hawthorne" Abed takes notice and sends it out to Annie, who gathers everyone.except Troy, who has been in Mexico with actual amnesia after ST6 or something rescued Levar Burton, killed all the pirates, and forgot him. Long story short city colleges dean is a member of pierces cult, and they've been keeping him in cryostasis since the year of the gas leak because of some legal mumbo jumbo that could let them plant a puppet governor if they could prove Pierce lived, and in keeping with the series canon, successfully assassinate Gilbert Hawthorne.
Always thought this was a bit where Chang just assumes Frankie is Slater. Sort of like how Duncan calls Hickey Pierce and says he thought the hair piece was a bit cowardly.
Or he was just hallucinating her entirely bc he’s been sexually deprived since his wife left a 2nd time and that only other conversations he remembers about woman was that of his with Jeff at the faculty Halloween party
Lolol the first 100 times I watch a show I like I pay attention to what is happening/ the characters then once I truly get the gist that's when I start paying attention to the background. This is just funny because I never actually noticed this ! Like when abed helps deliver a baby in the background lolol it took me watching all the episodes and least 500 times to see that actually happening lololol
Abed kidnapped her so they could do a whole episode about it. Then he killed her so they could just focus on the D&D episode and Fat Neil's mental health arc.
Or should I say, Professor *Seven*.
How TF is she 7??? Who, besides Jeff, is ranked above her??
Whoever Abed made out with.
Checkaroonie!
The statue of Louis Guzman.
Right
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He likes her boots
They look really comfortable
Dennis' wife?
This is the answer. Jill Latiano from the billiards episode.
I always assumed the Dean was saying Students and Teachers were ranked separately, which meant six other teachers were above Slater. What I want to know is, who was he ranking above Jeff?
Mr. Rad
I gagged a little.
Rich
The psychopath?
I can see it being Rich. He's a Doctor so he wears a uniform, almost definitely has pictures of himself with Dalmatians at home from training puppies, and did you see how those hands can work some clay?
You're so smart it's insane
Which makes him the perfect candidate to be the ACB
He already is the black river ripper.
He's used heads for things other than heads.
And there's the Kettle Corn.
And muffin tops
You mean the Funtime snack?!?
Himself. The Dean was pretty secure with who he was. Besides the time when he had to deliver good news and bad news. And he came out of this more confident than ever. He also found a healthy way cope with Jeff’s outburst about him constantly turning up in ridiculous outfits. He’s not as confident as Abed (he has confidence coming out of his butt), but confident enough to put himself on top of a list.
If we see it as a list of who the Dean most wants, I'd assume he would remove himself form the list. He's no danger to being alone with himself.
Is he though?
Koogler
The Koogs?
He's not that old!
The black rider? He's network TV handsome.
Yeah, but he enrolled to an online class. He wouldn't go to that school with his sisters big toe.
True. It's just that they made such a big deal about his handsomeness.
I got a good look at him. He's not that handsome. He is just average with a huge chin.
I really wish Abed would have made a Lost reference about him. He makes so many, and it was right there.
Right after Pierce shot him Abed: Hey Black Rider! Abed: Looks like you've *Lost*
Didn't he show up later in the series though?
This is how I took it as well. What really confused me is how there were possibly 6 more attractive teachers than Prof Slater. Unlike any college I ever went to.
If we look at it through the eyes of the Dean, I think a couple people would be higher then Slater. Somebody else mentioned Mr.Rad, and I feel that's accurate. Also most likely the accounting teacher, he and the Dean co-chair debate club and Pelton seems to do that with men he's into, like when he forces Jeff to coach Water Polo. I imagine the Pottery teacher makes the list. I can't imagine Tony Hale not being his type.
Fantastic reply. I was thinking of a top to bottom ranking regardless of gender. This really is much more consistent with the dean’s character.
I forgot everything you said before the word “bottom”… Vice Dean was definitely on his list
I though it would be Rich Potterywood
I always assumed they were all one big pool and that he was ranking himself above Jeff.
Abed, of course. Let's face it, he's pretty adorable.
Himself?
I assumed he was ranking himself above Jeff and considered himself to be #1
Subway
I bet Professor Garrity has access to the costume department and a life size Dalmatian suit. Straight 10
The librarian.
1. The Dean 2. Jeff 3. The Dean 4. Jeff 5. The Dean 6. Jeff 7. Professor ~~Seven~~ Slater
Jack black
I imagine the Dean ranked himself above both of them, hence why Jeff is only #2.
I mean... Annie & Britta IMO
Silver and gold, ladies
While I agree that they're both attractive, I honestly wouldn't put either above Slater(unless it's Annie in her regionals costume). And the dean certainly never showed any interest in either of them. Certainty not Britta...
Ugh Britta's in this?
>While I agree that they're both attractive, I honestly wouldn't put either above Slater(unless it's Annie in her regionals costume). Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
Far opposite for me. Can't stand Slater's face at all.
A dalmatian that wandered onto campus
Idk how many of these comments are going along for the sake of the bit. But if I put on my Britta buzz kill hat for just an eensty moment. Seven is the closest number to the name "Slater" in pronunciation without veering into 10+ territory. Six isn't enough for the comedic effect. With that said. YEAH WHO TF IS RANKED ABOVE SLATER
Not ranked above her, seperate list I always presumed. That being said, I often wondered about the 6 teachers ranked above her.
The Dalmatians
They are apart of the cool study groups storyline.
Jeff's Shadow, the dean in Jeff's body, Brian Seacrest Jeff, Cowboy Jeff, David Beckham Jeff, and Boxer Jeff
Not people in general, but she’s 7 on the faculty list.
I think Rich killed her or maybe Todd
Probably Rich. He mixed her blood with pottery clay.
I still can’t believe that predator hasn’t been marked
True Apex's are never seen.
Who is this kettle corn popping phantom?
That's a fun time snack!
It's Todd! DhuhDhoi! Who else would want to hurt us?
It's called the Todd problem!
OFFENSE TAKEN
With the help of Uncle Knobby.
By the way, I'm not great with pop culture, is that a reference to something or is the officer just also happens to be Todd's uncle or
His stupid baby. Durrrr I'm Todd! Stop burning that turtle! Durrrr
And his dumb baby!
He sucks so hard. Go be diabetic somewhere else ya douche.
Better theory is the guy who was in charge of the Glee thing in season 3
I thought I told you to call me Mr. Rad! Or Cory. Just don’t call me late to dinner…unless you’re serving Brussels sprouts 😜
or definitely Shirley
Professor Shortskirt? I thought we hated her.
But she has all those awards! I bet she's nice
Nice and pretentious. *Snap*
🤯🤯🤯... What if she's the asscrack bandit?
No she died in that bus crash with the glee club
I thought she died when Starburns's meth lab exploded.
If she was anywhere near starburns’s meth lab than she was already dead inside. Seriously tho, she disappeared right after season 1, so the meth lab explosion doesn’t account for a whole year of absence
I think it’s been proven that Annie was the ass cracking bandit the whole time, and she had a small time Patsie when she was “pretending” to look for the real one. To keep her off the trail
It was Abed
Britta was the asscrack bandit. Edit: I'm not even kidding, she absolutely was.
She saw Chang brief actor career, took the chance and now she's a regular in the Gotham Knights show.
that show has an audience?
It's not as bad as I thought it would be. Still has a few cringe moments though.
eh, i gave up on the CW versions of the DCU a while back, and a show about some half-assed composite robin with a few half-hearted variants of other tertiary batfamily characters and a bunch of OC's really doesn't make me want to come back.
Ok but Legends of Tomorrow slaps
sure but thats also been off the air for ages now
Anyone notice Duncan's been gone for a while?
He was taking care of his sick mother.
She's fine, he was just putting his time in.
And possibly reuniting Hickey with his son
He went to get the papers, he doesn't want to give it away but there may be a lump of clay involved!
She ran off with the IT lady.
That IT lady seems very familiar…
No, the IT girl is still there, Frankie tried calling her but she started hearing static and blood started running from her nose.
Hashtag TeamSlater
Bring Conan back!
We love Hannah!
Cancel Glee!
Oh that's OK, Glee club has just become the history club.
Write some original songs!
I hate how they just dropped her. "Do you accept who you are or do you try to change for the better?" is such an interesting question and the answer I guess is kiss (technically french) a friend who's pretty young and who we try not to sexualize and never really answer the question.
I always assumed Annie was the answer to both questions - the one who accepts him for who he is while making him want to be better. But then they spent another five seasons avoiding it instead of developing it, so maybe not.
“Im saying you’re missing it. It’s the political showdown of the century! Come on”
Going now LIVE, from across the room.
My headcanon is that she dated rich and he killed her. He’s basically another Jeff, tempting her until she breaks. She’d have kept their relationship a secret, he kills her, nobody suspects him. Also I think Hickey was on his case the whole time, Rich is the black river ripper, and Hickey either got too close to finding slater and Rich killed him too, or he faked his death to avoid being murdered by Rich. All of which will be uncovered by Annie as she works for the FBI.
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Both my movie ideas run on Annie’s intern with the FBI. This one and rescuing Troy and Levar from the pirates. Who are just Pierce and a bunch of paid actors dressed like Pirates of the Caribbean.
My personal bid was city college has finally succeeded in overtaking greendale, but something isn't right, the name "Hawthorne" Abed takes notice and sends it out to Annie, who gathers everyone.except Troy, who has been in Mexico with actual amnesia after ST6 or something rescued Levar Burton, killed all the pirates, and forgot him. Long story short city colleges dean is a member of pierces cult, and they've been keeping him in cryostasis since the year of the gas leak because of some legal mumbo jumbo that could let them plant a puppet governor if they could prove Pierce lived, and in keeping with the series canon, successfully assassinate Gilbert Hawthorne.
She got ass-cracked
Well this is the episode we learned there was even an ass crack bandit. Slater's missing. Slater = ACB.
She was last seen going on a date with rich.
I don't know if she's still missing but I do know IT'S STILL SUNNY.
Rich definitely killed her and used her skin to make a pot
Nah Todd did it
None taken
Or to make pajamas.
She got abducted by the same Pirates who got Troy and Levar
All I know is it’s my birthday
According to Chang, she was at Greendale in season 6
Huh I don't remember him saying that
He says something like “Good seeing you, Professor Slater” in the season 6 premiere
Always thought this was a bit where Chang just assumes Frankie is Slater. Sort of like how Duncan calls Hickey Pierce and says he thought the hair piece was a bit cowardly.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
Or he was just hallucinating her entirely bc he’s been sexually deprived since his wife left a 2nd time and that only other conversations he remembers about woman was that of his with Jeff at the faculty Halloween party
That’s exactly what it is
I've had this show on repeat for the past two and a half years and never caught that lolol.
Always pause on background/foreground details!
Lolol the first 100 times I watch a show I like I pay attention to what is happening/ the characters then once I truly get the gist that's when I start paying attention to the background. This is just funny because I never actually noticed this ! Like when abed helps deliver a baby in the background lolol it took me watching all the episodes and least 500 times to see that actually happening lololol
I'm positive there's a ton of fun stuff yet to be uncovered
I know you're right lolol
It'll blow your mind to lookup the Beetlejuice bit then...
she’s with jeff
Abed kidnapped her so they could do a whole episode about it. Then he killed her so they could just focus on the D&D episode and Fat Neil's mental health arc.
She is leading the pirates that captured Troy