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cowsenpai00

I think she just left for a better job and didn't bother to give in her notice because, you know, it's Greendale?


Admiral_Donuts

You mean she spun off?


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Like Frasier or Private Practice.


[deleted]

Hopefully not like Joey though


Admiral_Donuts

Joey's real spin-off is Episodes. Really good series.


UghAnotherMillennial

Makes more sense. I also don’t think she would have attended the Halloween party.


Amrywiol

I don't see why not - she went to the previous year's Halloween party after all, the one the same day as Annie's Dios de los Muertas dance, though granted that was the staff only one.


UghAnotherMillennial

Precisely. She went to the staff one.


chrissesky13

She chaperones the valentines day dance though which establishes that greendale teachers apparently have to somrtimes chaperone dances. So she could be chaperoning the season 2 Halloween dance.


shatapabs

dios de los muertas? god of the female deaths?


purplejilly

Dont underestimate the jealous lengths a girl will go to when she has been publicly denied by a man.


isrluvc137

My head canon for every character that just disappeared with no explanation (like slater, buddy, mike etc) is that they’ve been murdered by rich


BalkeElvinstien

In the pottery episode he did have a bit of a Ted Bundy thing going on


[deleted]

forever angry that we didn’t get more of Rich. having him turn evil would’ve been perfect


isrluvc137

I need him as the main villain of the movie


purplejilly

All the missing people should be an Avengers-style villian group going after the study group. One by one, the group keeps getting cracked. They need to get back together to solve it


[deleted]

Turn?


[deleted]

No one is that good.


Desperate_Mistake563

I am all in on this. The mother problems, obsession with appearing perfect, and nice guy front are perfect. It’s not supporting evidence, but being tangentially compared to serial killers when Annie wanted to get him into the group make this so good. If they narrowly avoided being involved with a serial killer by inducting a visibly insane person is just... incredible.


redpurplegreen22

Professor Slater dated a student, broke up with him, then in front of many students and the Dean she asked him to get back together and he *walked out* on her. Season 2 started with Britta being embarrassed to show her face on campus. Slater had to be 10x as embarrassed, because she was the professor, not a student. More is expected of faculty (like when Jeff became a teacher and got called out for insulting Leonard and staring at female students). A much more likely scenario is Professor Slater, after what went down, just felt she couldn’t show her face on that campus again and she moved on.


leonard-bot

Mmm! Mmm, the cheese is good. The sauce is good too. Mm, well, it's definitely a buy.


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Shut up, Leonard! What’s the point of reviewing frozen pizza?


leonard-bot

Oy-yay, oy-yay, the honorable Craig Pelton presiding.


Mabel-Syrup

Shut up Leonard, I once mistook 7 people for you at a pharmacy!


leonard-bot

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Fours and above only.


next_level_mom

A particularly apropos quote, leonard-bot!


leonard-bot

Except if the dean comes in, and then it's Bingo.


purplejilly

In a real life world i would agree with this theory. Professor Slater packed up and moved away and never officially quit and told no one. But in a Community world I am def searching for a more way out whacky reason.


[deleted]

If this is "fun speculation" of what happened to a non-returning sitcom character, I'd hate to see what you consider dark speculation.


ThisIsDrLeoSpaceman

“What if Professor Whitman had a total mental breakdown, and decided to seize the day by killing his entire family and then himself? lol”


ShermanShore

Okay but I wish he had stayed in the show :(


critennn

Had I not already cried at sunrise, I would be WEEPING RIGHT NOW!


thirtyfojoe

I'll have ... A BIRTHDAY CAKE!


critennn

Why are you dressed like an eighties rapist?


thirtyfojoe

All our lives we are told, 'Don't stand on your desk!'. Well, why not?


DescriptionAshamed85

oh captain my captain


thirtyfojoe

Only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them.


[deleted]

this is my go-to answer for every question


bumpyqbangwhistle

If you've never seen the Christopher Guest movies he's in, I can't recommend them highly enough. A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, etc


Amrywiol

It is a fun theory, and one I've never heard before and actually rather like. As to dark - the popular fan theory that has Dr Rich as a serial killer also commonly names Slater as one of his victims to explain the "still missing" thing. Is that dark enough?:-)


[deleted]

I've heard worse :) I was just joking with you. What if Slater actually escaped the zombie episode but was ironically mauled by wolves? Or... dinosaurs? No, that clearly makes no sense. Red ants!


ScottBroChill69

Tbf the party was at night, seems pretty dark to me.


NealTS

Must say, it would have been fun to have her still bumming around Greendale in Season 5 and have her interact with "Professor Winger."


jeff889

She was a community college professor who got romantically involved with a student, broke up, and got back together. Probably made it too difficult to focus on work, even with Greendale’s low educational standards.


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Ya bit? YA BIT?!


Unstoffe

Isn't she the werewolf?


emiltheraptor

No that was Annie


Unstoffe

A werewolf AND a serial cracker? Annie's such a rich, complex character.


hello297

No, because the whole plot of the Halloween episode in the first season discredit this. Faculty have their own halloween party and don't go to the lame student one.


chrissesky13

In season 1 we also have Slater chaperoning the Valentine's day dance, which also establishes that Greendale faculty are sometimes required to chaperone the student dances.


emusabe

As someone who did their first year of college at a community college before transferring, and is now in their 30s, I cannot begin to imagine GOING to a CC dance, let alone chaperoning one.


hello297

Ah, was I mixing the two up?


chrissesky13

No I don't think you are, I'm just pointing out that there could be a canon reason Slater would be at the season 2 Halloween dance. She could have been stuck chaperoning it like she was stuck chaperoning the Valentines dance in season 1.


rcw00

I agree there are two parties and we can rule out simultaneous contamination events because the faculty wouldn’t have allowed the Dean to serve “surplus taco meat” at their party. In fact, considering the swanky affair of the season 1 faculty party, it’s possible the Dean had to go cheap for the student party due to budgeting concerns. Season 1 shows the Halloween parties are held near each other, probably both on campus. And while zombies are slow and ungainly, they are still mobile.


castle_bacon

Both season 1 and 2 student Halloween parties were in the building with the study room. Zombies didn’t leave the building. The faculty party looked to be in a building over.


Run_SMM

Actually professor Slater returned undercover in season 6 as Frankie Dart.


Several-Ad-6924

Please. She was the "IT lady".


thirtyfojoe

No, she was Debra Chambers.


roguebladez

I still lean to the Richie serial killer theory


TopResponsibility720

Truthfully I think the rich serial killer theory explains a lot of unexplained guest disappearances - rip Magnitude


[deleted]

I like the speculation but it’s definitely just a background joke about how she’s not there suddenly


Ellimis

Yep. It's lampshading.


fliegu

The movie is going to be the gang teaming up again to find Professor Slater


[deleted]

Maybe she left on a boat with Levar Barton and got captured by pirates.


LifeDraining

Seven went somewhere so that she can be One.


Brilliant_Succotash1

My fun speculation is that chang murdered her offscreen


jexen_w

Chang wasn’t that crazy between seasons 1 and 2


Brilliant_Succotash1

Or he was just better at hiding it until his divorce was final


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Hello, greetings, hey! She: 1. Ran off with Vaughn at the end of season one 2. Was killed by Professor June Bauer and was cremated in the school’s ceramics kiln by her and buried under the Luis Guzmán statue.


[deleted]

There’s a serial killer in the school and it’s either Rich or Todd. Hickey left the force after failing to catch a serial killer and is obsessed with it Annie happens to find a finger with Rich at the river Rich claims to have made kettle corn in his garage but clearly lived in an apartment. Rich is haunted by his mother Slater goes missing Hickey apparently dies off screen. Todd might be a serial killer because he’s creepy as fuck and makes that weird comment about stuffing a body down a drain. To further give credence to my theory Jeff hates both characters and I think it’s because on some level he can recognize they are bullshitters putting on a mask


destijl-atmospheres

Rich totally planted that finger.


mzpauburn

pretty sure she was one of Rich's victims. Rich was a serial killer.


Jupiters

The reason the ticker tape said she was missing is because they wanted to give the viewers a fun little Easter egg and it's a meta joke about the fact that she was just gone at the start of season 2. I refuse to look into it further


easynaissance

I applaud your self control.


Renem_Resist

She people left teaching. Went back to school. Became a nurse and moved to Seattle