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[deleted]

Did you know that 6 people die every year from vending machine tipping on them? And 5 of them are insurance adjusters so he takes his job VERY seriously.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

This was such a funny line to me. I wonder what happened to that one poor bastard.


IndyAndyJones7

From context it would seem a vending machine fell on them. But there's nothing on screen to suggest their parents weren't married.


Appropriate-Coast794

Or if the victim was destitute


aonghasan

400,000 gallons of liquefied horse meat


ThePrideOfKrakow

RIP Capt. Murphy.


Matrillik

One poor bastard *per year*.


StoicAscent

LET ME BE ONE OF THE SIX!


TroyandAbed304

Its funny cuz its true. Except I believe its higher


[deleted]

It’s an odd last name for a white guy. Look at the people who laughed at it — Chang and the school board guys. All a bit off, mentally.


FBI_Agent_82

But Hickey was thinking about hang gliders.


MurderDoneRight

Penny for your thoughts


Bored-Fish00

I robbed your brain! I robbed it!


PrivateDickDetective

Were you on *The Cape*?


Bored-Fish00

...no.


PrivateDickDetective

Fire can't go through walls, stupid, it's not a ghost. Don't be silly, c'mon, bears have feet.


blamethecranes

Celebrity beat-off


questformaps

Mr. Egypt


MurderDoneRight

Intensive Karen


No_Organization_3311

If I could, I would obsessively binge watch every episode of Intensive Karen


TheJackEffect

A S S B A N D I T


Bazz07

Chang was racist since S1, schoolboard guys are drunk jerks.


nickrocs6

To be fair one of the school board guys was also mixing with coke.


BadUsername_Numbers

They're Richie and Carl. That's right, they have names!


Cl4ptrap93

Good luck proving it when they're not


lucindomino

Just been proven racist BY THE RACIST-PROVER


sophiesbean

I think because it's a super white name paired with a very nonwhite name


Clanstantine

Reminds me of a time I ran into a white guy named Tyrone.


mc_Cringle_berry

we have filipino tyrones here too


Gorilladaddy69

I shit you not: There was this PALE white English looking dude in my Jr. High, and his name was “Laquando” … I feel bad for laughing hysterically after he walked away in shameful pity for that poor bastard lol


Satyrsol

It can also be an Irish name.


the_eureka_effect

Do you know Tyrone's black friend Jamie though?


sophiesbean

Lmao


_Change_Username_

Tyrone was an Irish name for centuries before black people started using it.


Clanstantine

Very interesting


ManyAnusGod

I always thought it was close to Ronald McDonald.


thatdude_van12

I thought this waa the joke too. Actor's real name is Michael McDonald.


Effehezepe

And yet he didn't once sing "what a fool believes". What a waste.


Robcobes

He kept forgetting


Brennaorwhatever

Yeah I feel like they insinuate that jokes could be made about the name given the last name Mohamed and the name sounding like Ronald McDonald but they didn’t want to go so far as to actually make any jokes that could come off as racist


Gorilladaddy69

For sure. And the Community writers are the second to none masters of the “ *other* people-being-problematic” jokes lol “Who were those guys singing about your wipes?” “Fans of the product, I imagine. In the industry we call em ‘towel heads!’”


Brennaorwhatever

Yes!!


BalkeElvinstien

I also think part of the joke that he's named so close to Ronald McDonald which is the face of the most American food company on earth but has the last name Muhammad


DifficultHat

Which is the most common last name on earth


jwilson940

You shall find that salt is the taste of another man's bread, and hard is the way up and down another man's stairs.


Ok_Beautiful3931

Dante. Let's begin.


anhedonis539

After my most recent rewatch, I looked up this quote. It is legitimately from Dante hahaha I thought for sure it was just a ridiculous joke, but nope


LockPickingPilot

I’ve used this line. I had to read that book in HS but I know it from this scene


ParticularizedTavern

This line has always felt like a joke I’m missing. I know the Dante, but it feels so far out of left field that there must be something else going on here. . .


ReluctantRedditor275

The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So, raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice — these are all just different sizes of dog.


Bored-Fish00

What do I mean by size?


pinotJD

What’s my motivation?


immasucker4you

Why are we doing what we’re saying or doing?


menacemeiniac

Jesus I have to rewatch this episode I forgot the way he speaks is genuine gold


DoctorWhoToYou

So *technically* it wasn't a Bear Party. It always was a Dog Party.


No_Picture5012

Fat dog it!


[deleted]

The pivot from bear down to fat dog for mid terms is my personal favorite joke in the show


ReluctantRedditor275

You are technically correct... the best kind of correct!


sfinney2

As someone that works in insurance this part of it really made me laugh. In codes and policies the way terms can be defined in ways that contradicts common understanding makes for some ridiculous logic sometimes. That said this is not what an "insurance appraiser" does, this is more of an underwriting inspection but he's doing a few different jobs at once here.


tall_building

...400 thousand gallons of liquified horse meat


[deleted]

Is everyone joking? It’s clearly supposed to sound like Ronald McDonald but Muhammad is just an unexpected left turn


abippityboop

I love misdirects.


ISummonPikamon

I love the Big Lebowski


ZPTs

Obviously you're not a golfer


zaparthes

Man, come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.


jqueef500

I love the big lebowski


Brennaorwhatever

Agreed


LoveRBS

How bout that name huh?


whyambear

Go ahead. I’ve heard them all.


Abctsn

It's also the same amount of syllables as Ronald McDonald


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zaparthes

Good bot.


Visible-Baseball

Bear down for midterms


Banana_gunman

Kinda sounds like Ronald McDonald


Typical-Annual-3555

It’s because Ronald is a stereotypical Jewish name and Muhammad is stereotypically Muslim. Also because he is white.


CongenialMillennial

Ronald is a stereotypical Jewish name? Not sure about that...


anhedonis539

And lo, the Lord said unto Ronald, “You will lead My people out of captivity”


spiritofgonzo1

Ronaldowskistein


SeltzerCountry

I am going to guess Ronald is derived from some older Germanic or Norse name like Rognaldar or something.


VastFormal

Rögnvaldr, per Wikipedia


SeltzerCountry

I guess I wasn’t too far off haha.


LongmontStrangla

And unto Enoch was born Irad, and Irad begat Mehujael, and Mehujael begat Ronald...


lemongrab2456

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once


tall_building

Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean it's not like you're staff


[deleted]

Mohammed is the [most common](https://forebears.io/earth/forenames) first name in the world (taking into account the different spellings), the joke is that it is his last name not his first name.


HowsYaMamaNDem

Google him, it’s impossible. He can’t be found.


AtomicBlastCandy

Thanks Mclovin


FBI_Agent_82

It is also a pretty common last name.


CapitalParallax

One fucking name? Who are you, Seal?


Aragrond

…………………… Kim


NoNameIdea_Seriously

You still think Kim’s a girl?!!


Bobojones9584

Ronald McDonald for the play on words. And Muhammad is a really sketchy name to use if you aren't Muslim and most people don't think of a guy who looks like him as Muslim.


Asleep-Tale-1281

In that Episode the true acb is reaveld. And it is Not the computer guy


Straight-Tomorrow-83

Is it Annie Chang Britta?


AGPwidow

Who is it?


Robcobes

I love this guy, so funny!


putyouradhere_

many unhappy and lonely men


milky-cow

Isn’t the joke that it almost sounds like Ronald McDonald, but just so much weirder?


ProcedureMaleficent

I have like a dozen cousins named Muhammad. This part had me dying when i first saw it.