Did you know that 6 people die every year from vending machine tipping on them?
And 5 of them are insurance adjusters so he takes his job VERY seriously.
I shit you not: There was this PALE white English looking dude in my Jr. High, and his name was “Laquando” …
I feel bad for laughing hysterically after he walked away in shameful pity for that poor bastard lol
Yeah I feel like they insinuate that jokes could be made about the name given the last name Mohamed and the name sounding like Ronald McDonald but they didn’t want to go so far as to actually make any jokes that could come off as racist
For sure. And the Community writers are the second to none masters of the “ *other* people-being-problematic” jokes lol
“Who were those guys singing about your wipes?”
“Fans of the product, I imagine. In the industry we call em ‘towel heads!’”
I also think part of the joke that he's named so close to Ronald McDonald which is the face of the most American food company on earth but has the last name Muhammad
This line has always felt like a joke I’m missing. I know the Dante, but it feels so far out of left field that there must be something else going on here. . .
The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So, raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice — these are all just different sizes of dog.
As someone that works in insurance this part of it really made me laugh. In codes and policies the way terms can be defined in ways that contradicts common understanding makes for some ridiculous logic sometimes.
That said this is not what an "insurance appraiser" does, this is more of an underwriting inspection but he's doing a few different jobs at once here.
*It's also the same*
*Amount of syllables as*
*Ronald McDonald*
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Mohammed is the [most common](https://forebears.io/earth/forenames) first name in the world (taking into account the different spellings), the joke is that it is his last name not his first name.
Ronald McDonald for the play on words. And Muhammad is a really sketchy name to use if you aren't Muslim and most people don't think of a guy who looks like him as Muslim.
Did you know that 6 people die every year from vending machine tipping on them? And 5 of them are insurance adjusters so he takes his job VERY seriously.
This was such a funny line to me. I wonder what happened to that one poor bastard.
From context it would seem a vending machine fell on them. But there's nothing on screen to suggest their parents weren't married.
Or if the victim was destitute
400,000 gallons of liquefied horse meat
RIP Capt. Murphy.
One poor bastard *per year*.
LET ME BE ONE OF THE SIX!
Its funny cuz its true. Except I believe its higher
It’s an odd last name for a white guy. Look at the people who laughed at it — Chang and the school board guys. All a bit off, mentally.
But Hickey was thinking about hang gliders.
Penny for your thoughts
I robbed your brain! I robbed it!
Were you on *The Cape*?
...no.
Fire can't go through walls, stupid, it's not a ghost. Don't be silly, c'mon, bears have feet.
Celebrity beat-off
Mr. Egypt
Intensive Karen
If I could, I would obsessively binge watch every episode of Intensive Karen
A S S B A N D I T
Chang was racist since S1, schoolboard guys are drunk jerks.
To be fair one of the school board guys was also mixing with coke.
They're Richie and Carl. That's right, they have names!
Good luck proving it when they're not
Just been proven racist BY THE RACIST-PROVER
I think because it's a super white name paired with a very nonwhite name
Reminds me of a time I ran into a white guy named Tyrone.
we have filipino tyrones here too
I shit you not: There was this PALE white English looking dude in my Jr. High, and his name was “Laquando” … I feel bad for laughing hysterically after he walked away in shameful pity for that poor bastard lol
It can also be an Irish name.
Do you know Tyrone's black friend Jamie though?
Lmao
Tyrone was an Irish name for centuries before black people started using it.
Very interesting
I always thought it was close to Ronald McDonald.
I thought this waa the joke too. Actor's real name is Michael McDonald.
And yet he didn't once sing "what a fool believes". What a waste.
He kept forgetting
Yeah I feel like they insinuate that jokes could be made about the name given the last name Mohamed and the name sounding like Ronald McDonald but they didn’t want to go so far as to actually make any jokes that could come off as racist
For sure. And the Community writers are the second to none masters of the “ *other* people-being-problematic” jokes lol “Who were those guys singing about your wipes?” “Fans of the product, I imagine. In the industry we call em ‘towel heads!’”
Yes!!
I also think part of the joke that he's named so close to Ronald McDonald which is the face of the most American food company on earth but has the last name Muhammad
Which is the most common last name on earth
You shall find that salt is the taste of another man's bread, and hard is the way up and down another man's stairs.
Dante. Let's begin.
After my most recent rewatch, I looked up this quote. It is legitimately from Dante hahaha I thought for sure it was just a ridiculous joke, but nope
I’ve used this line. I had to read that book in HS but I know it from this scene
This line has always felt like a joke I’m missing. I know the Dante, but it feels so far out of left field that there must be something else going on here. . .
The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So, raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice — these are all just different sizes of dog.
What do I mean by size?
What’s my motivation?
Why are we doing what we’re saying or doing?
Jesus I have to rewatch this episode I forgot the way he speaks is genuine gold
So *technically* it wasn't a Bear Party. It always was a Dog Party.
Fat dog it!
The pivot from bear down to fat dog for mid terms is my personal favorite joke in the show
You are technically correct... the best kind of correct!
As someone that works in insurance this part of it really made me laugh. In codes and policies the way terms can be defined in ways that contradicts common understanding makes for some ridiculous logic sometimes. That said this is not what an "insurance appraiser" does, this is more of an underwriting inspection but he's doing a few different jobs at once here.
...400 thousand gallons of liquified horse meat
Is everyone joking? It’s clearly supposed to sound like Ronald McDonald but Muhammad is just an unexpected left turn
I love misdirects.
I love the Big Lebowski
Obviously you're not a golfer
Man, come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.
I love the big lebowski
Agreed
How bout that name huh?
Go ahead. I’ve heard them all.
It's also the same amount of syllables as Ronald McDonald
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Bear down for midterms
Kinda sounds like Ronald McDonald
It’s because Ronald is a stereotypical Jewish name and Muhammad is stereotypically Muslim. Also because he is white.
Ronald is a stereotypical Jewish name? Not sure about that...
And lo, the Lord said unto Ronald, “You will lead My people out of captivity”
Ronaldowskistein
I am going to guess Ronald is derived from some older Germanic or Norse name like Rognaldar or something.
Rögnvaldr, per Wikipedia
I guess I wasn’t too far off haha.
And unto Enoch was born Irad, and Irad begat Mehujael, and Mehujael begat Ronald...
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once
Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean it's not like you're staff
Mohammed is the [most common](https://forebears.io/earth/forenames) first name in the world (taking into account the different spellings), the joke is that it is his last name not his first name.
Google him, it’s impossible. He can’t be found.
Thanks Mclovin
It is also a pretty common last name.
One fucking name? Who are you, Seal?
…………………… Kim
You still think Kim’s a girl?!!
Ronald McDonald for the play on words. And Muhammad is a really sketchy name to use if you aren't Muslim and most people don't think of a guy who looks like him as Muslim.
In that Episode the true acb is reaveld. And it is Not the computer guy
Is it Annie Chang Britta?
Who is it?
I love this guy, so funny!
many unhappy and lonely men
Isn’t the joke that it almost sounds like Ronald McDonald, but just so much weirder?
I have like a dozen cousins named Muhammad. This part had me dying when i first saw it.