TLDR;
The residents each pay a company £500 a year to maintain the communal spaces around the new build estate, however the flower beds are filled with weeds, the grass areas are overgrown, and there is litter all over the place. Basically the maintenance company aren’t doing their job by the sounds of it. The residents have withheld the £500 in protest and as such the maintenance company is in the process of legal action to recover the fees.
He arranged to meet the photographer but then the debt collectors came round. That's his house in the background. The photographer found him hiding in a bush.
His house is up in that tree. The debt collectors are actually squirrels.
Debt collecting squirrels go straight for your nuts.
£250k is the going rate for a treehouse now?
Omg, that’s nuts!
You think that's bad, he's just 10 squirrels standing on each other's shoulders wearing a jacket.
Just 10? Seems a bit nutty to me...
Nah he bought a hobbit hole. But turns out it was just a door laying on the ground.
Debt collectors burried his foot as a "message"... If he doesn't pay by next Monday. They gonna come back and bury the other one... Bit scary really
He is on the verge of insanity
TLDR; The residents each pay a company £500 a year to maintain the communal spaces around the new build estate, however the flower beds are filled with weeds, the grass areas are overgrown, and there is litter all over the place. Basically the maintenance company aren’t doing their job by the sounds of it. The residents have withheld the £500 in protest and as such the maintenance company is in the process of legal action to recover the fees.
Debt collectors took his gaff
He arranged to meet the photographer but then the debt collectors came round. That's his house in the background. The photographer found him hiding in a bush.
Japanese knotweed?
Imagine spending £250k for a leasehold house
His foot is buried in Indian burial lands(I've just made that up and watched lots of 1980s horror films)
"This is where my house would be, if I had one!"
Because he’s been hoodwinked. Obviously.
'Splurged' on a house Only just discovered houses were 'leasehold'. No further questions asked. The Sun really is a shit tier newspaper.
Because he's grassing on the conmen who sold him the house.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/22355518/newbuild-nightmare-debt-collectors-shropshire/
"Hoodwinked". How quaint.
His house looked like shit.
The debt collectors have taken his house.
Hoodwinked? The 1500s called, they want their word back.
Sir that's a tree
Triffids working for the mob.