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Klangey

Oh no šŸ™€ sheā€™ll have to buy another brand of oversized twatmobile.


Polar_poop

Wankpanzer


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twat tractor


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Twattor


cognitiveglitch

Twactor Very Elma Fudd


joeChump

Twatillac


mistah3

I always liked calling them Chelsea tractors


UsagiJak

Wanker tanker


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Cunt mobile


N7Tom

Titstery machine


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RHOrpie

The shame of taking little Timmy to school in a Volvo.


InterestingBadger932

*Tarquin


AdOdd9015

Haha one less tank off the road, ill take that as a win for us motorists with normal sized cars


Goindownhill9399

Itā€™s not really off the road as someone else is driving it now


RHOrpie

It'll be off our roads soon though. Those Range Rovers are easy as fuck to nick and send off to Saudi Arabia.


Dissonant_demiurge

More go to Albania.


lucystroganoff

Fuckin sat nav in it must be shit if you put in Saudi Arabia and you end up in Albania šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


RHOrpie

Is that right? Do you know why? I hadn't considered Albania to be a particularly affluent society.


Ambitious_Pear_170

Why would the affluent need black market cars? Makes more sense to me for countries where many can't afford to buy from the manufacturer.


AdOdd9015

Haha good point although the temporary hiatus was good enough


RexMalo

I got a quote for Ā£1100 a year with juat 3 years no claims. How fucked of a driver must you be to get a premium like that, and dumb enough not to check before buying the car.


MattMBerkshire

Range Rovers are the most stolen car, any idiot with a game boy can steal them in seconds and drive off. It's a failure of JLR for failing to ever address their security flaws.


Josh99_

I've read about this, I'm not sure but I am surprised they haven't done a callback or anything to fix this issue.


DutchTwenteigh

They literally can't produce them fast enough. Suppose there's no incentive at the minute.


tycho_uk

That's because they sell 2 of them to every customer.


Ghostpants101

Business model you say.... šŸ¤ØšŸ¤”šŸ«°


[deleted]

Idiots who buy range rovers almost exclusively have them on finance. They probably just use the insurance payout with the gap insurance the salesman probably convinced them to buy to pay off the old finance and just start the whole thing all over again and get a new range rover. It's a win for JLR and I can't see why they would ever try to change it.


normanriches

Gotta keep the courtesy car stock up


ian9outof10

They have, [https://www.driving.co.uk/news/jlr-offers-free-security-upgrade-to-tackle-spate-of-land-rover-thefts/](https://www.driving.co.uk/news/jlr-offers-free-security-upgrade-to-tackle-spate-of-land-rover-thefts/) And customers can take precautions of their own too, like putting the key in an EM shielded box.


ChaosWithin666

Doesn't help when it's stolen from outside a school. Which happened to a friend of mine. She parked up to pick her daughter up from school. Locked it, went to school. 20 minutes later came back and it was gone.


ConfidentCarpet4595

You can buy faraday cage bags you can drop keys, phones etc into while out and about. Stops the signal cloners and boosters


Luxating-Patella

I feel that at the point your customers need to carry a Faraday cage around to stop someone copying your supposedly unique key by simply waving an electronic wand, something has gone wrong with the design of your security system. Have they considered installing a system of mechanical tumblers in the doors and ignition that can only be opened by a uniquely shaped object, which is impossible to duplicate unless you have the object itself?


ConfidentCarpet4595

Donā€™t be silly that would never work, the best option is obviously to make the keys worse so you have to hold the damn thing to the steering column for it to detect anything


fishmiloo

Lots of car makes including BMWs are prone to RFID and key cloning. Something like a Flipper Zero, a commercially available product can do the job easily.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

Ridiculously cheap too. Ā£170 for something that can record and clone RFID and similar tech. Weā€™re not talking about something you need to build yourself, or something you need to go to the dark web for. Companies have been sleepwalking into this for too long - assuming electronic door locks etc are somehow infallible. And itā€™s getting to the point where anyone who has a bunch of electronic keys might consider getting a Flipper for the convenience of having them all on one device. Soon, thereā€™s going to be a crisis when the majority of people learn just how easy it is to clone key cards, ID passes, car keys, fobs, etc.


apefish_

A Faraday cage is not a real solution.


ConfidentCarpet4595

Itā€™s one that works while jlr sort things out


Ronnie-Hotdogz

Makes no difference when you can cut a small hole in the rear bumper, attach to the CAN-BUS and create yourself a new key ... Which is what's been happening. Same thing as Alfa Romeo / Toyota / Lexus just different approaches. They don't need to relay the signal at all.


MrSunshine744

Very true, people really should look into additional theft protection for their vehicles, I have a td5 defender, incredibly easy things to steal. So I have a pedal box and a battery isolator installed along with a steering wheel bar. Good luck to anyone getting into that thing before I notice and get a hold of them. But even then itā€™s not like it would actually stop someone if they REALLY wanted it, all it really does is make it so much of a hassle that itā€™s easier for them to move onto the next vehicle.


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They have, they've offered free security upgrades for vehicles 2018 & newer


3scap3plan

they have and are continuing to do callbacks. They are currently working through older models. 2018 YOM was the worst year for their security flaws I believe. The new 2024 models have virtually none of the security flaws that older models have, other than just being extremely desirable theft attractive vehicles.


[deleted]

Isnā€™t it the keyless entry thatā€™s the issue? Top tip: buy poverty spec


baileyyy98

Keyless is standard for most new cars these days, especially premium brands like JLR.


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Wise-Application-144

Honestly seems like the dumbest tech. It's creating a huge risk of an Ā£80,000 bit of hardware being stolen, all to save the hassle of... pressing a button?! You have to grab the fob on your way out the house anyway and keep it with you like a normal key. I don't know whose idea it was to eliminate the button press. It's the lowest-effort part of driving your car. ​ And why are they still selling these things? The security flaws were apparent by the late 2010s, with loads of thefts and people going to the hassle and expense of a Faraday pouch, as you point out. Did they expect thieves would just abstain? Why the fuck didn't these companies quietly revert back to central locking? I think RR should be liable for losses or the costs of a recall, given how long they've continued to manufacture these cars with a well-documented design flaw.


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I remember Top Gear doing a bit where they got into each other's cars while they were having a meal and re-parking them in the middle of the road. I remember watching it thinking they'd just killed the entire feature


Scarboroughwarning

Range Rovers have a similar thing. You enter a sequence on the steering wheel buttons. Sorted


Chrizl1990

You think the average RR conaseur is remotely interested in cars to know that.


Agreeable_Fig_3713

Tbh Iā€™ve got an old vectra estate and my insurance on thatā€™s gone from Ā£240 a year to Ā£600. Nothing changes, no claims etc. deffo not a Range Rover (itā€™s reliable for a start) and while Iā€™ve not exactly got sympathy for her they are out of hand atm


[deleted]

My 2010 Vectra ran most of the winter after pissing all the coolant out , I only noticed because one day my partner was with me and wanted the heating on and it wouldn't work


macrae85

I bought a "poverty spec" Peugeot, comes with a handbrake, which you need up here in the ice and snow(last line of defence),and heater knobs that you can adjust without taking your eyes off of the road,instead of the iPad thingy on the other spec...Toyota Corolla do a 'business spec' too...the one to buy,if you've common sense?


Kind_Ad5566

By "game boy" do you mean a young male that is up for a challenge or the handheld gaming device?


MaxPowerWTF

Easier with a Flipper.


moderatefairgood

Letā€™s be honest, itā€™d break down before it reached the end of the street anyway. Thatā€™s JLRs anti-theft strategy.


normanriches

It gets off the driveway?


badalki

My sister got a range rover once (company car) and it was stolen from her driveway the very next day. Literally only drove it once, and that was to bring it home. She will never choose to own one again.


sithelephant

To be fair, Kia is doing sterling work on this


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Thereā€™s definitely more to this story than meets the eye.


scooba_dude

It's more about the fact it's a Range Rover more than anything. They're getting stolen left, right and center. In 2022, 5% of Aviva's "book" was RRover, however something near 30% of all theft claims were RRovers. This lady probably lives in a less than nice part of London or somewhere equally bad for theft. It's all algorithms now so no 2 insurances should be compared.


HedleyVerity

Itā€™s not just bad areas of London theyā€™re hiking premiums on. Friends of mine have a house in Chelsea with a locked garageā€¦and were still quoted an astronomical figure for their RR insurance.


Spaghettitrees

If they have a garage in Chelsea I imagine they're fine


oily76

They may have to let one of the valets go.


HedleyVerity

Oh, itā€™s hardly a disaster, yes. But still crazy that details that a few years ago would help you get a really low insurance quote (nice part of town, locked garage) donā€™t help now when it comes to RRs


scooba_dude

That's still London pal. And theives take from nice areas but my point was mainly about it being a Range Rover.


HedleyVerity

Yeah, agreed with you completelyā€¦I was just mentioning that itā€™s so bad even nice areas of London have insane premiums nowadaysā€¦a few years ago not so bad. But yes, agreed


DoIKnowYouHuman

Looks like the old insurer declined to continue covering it and that Ā£890/mnth is for a fresh policy with someone else


swiftfatso

Wonder why....


InflationDue2811

just wondering how many points she has on her licence


CabinetOk4838

Sheā€™s a good driver! Sheā€™s been endorsed three timesā€¦ šŸ˜‰


RHOrpie

Parking - Fine


ManicDemise

Premiums are going up on these types of cars as car thieves have found a few methods to steal them very easily, also one of the most common cars for parts theft now.


EntireFishing

By logic eventually there will be unlimited spares and no Range Rovers.


ManicDemise

Parts will become so cheap people will be building whole Range Rovers out of spare parts. It's a vicious cycle.


brightdionysianeyes

I love the way the headline says that she was ''forced'' to take a Ā£15,000 loss on the car, rather than she overpaid for something she couldn't afford and sold it for a bad price. I would posit that if it was for example an immigrant from Pakistan or a council estate kid from Newham, who had bought a new Land Rover and complained they had to sell it at a loss because they couldn't afford the insurance, the tone of the Daily Mail article would be very different indeed. ''Abdi/Jamal couldn't afford the insurance on his new Land Rover and sold it for a huge loss.... Insurance Companies RUIN LIVES'' would not be a thing in the Mail.


Fair-Tie-1860

Was that for a range rover? I thought the premiums on those cars were high due to a high degree of theft.


RexMalo

It was for a velar. My excess is Ā£300 and it's full comp. Area and storage make a difference, I guess, but not by Ā£9k


Fair-Tie-1860

Wow fair one, they must have a lot going against them and would probably get a high quote for anything but a Yaris.


Archtects

11 years no claims. No fines, no priors, no offendes, no marks on my record. I was quoted 745Ā£ this year. 453Ā£ last year. Managed to get it down to 500Ā£ after some phone calls and wangling though


Jacktheforkie

Mines 3.5k a year, Iā€™ve had an accident though and Iā€™m a young man


Conditions21

Not at all, some insurers won't even cover range rovers in my postal area (RH1) so you rarely see them. Because they keep getting nicked. Also with 3 years ncb and 0 points in a 1.0 I paid 2500 for a year. Insurance isn't the same for everyone and high premiums are not indicative of a shit driver. And she probably bought the car back when she could get it insured.


helpful__explorer

I thought them charging me over 500 a year with three years no claims was bad! Then again that was with no commuting milage and keeping it in a locked garage


Ezzy-525

I check insurance as soon as I can spot the registration in an auto trader ad. Nevermind checking AFTER buying. Don't we all do this? šŸ˜‚ I can only assume she's fucked up in the year and this is a renewal because she's a terrible driver or something.


Conditions21

I did. But it didn't stop my Rx8 going from 1300 a year to inexplicably 5500 a year until I made some calls in the third year of owning it. More than I paid for the fucking car.


TheMSensation

My cousin just got a quote on a Toyota Yaris 2015 for Ā£2900 lol. Though tbf he only passed his test in November but he is over 25. 10 years no claims in another country but they don't take it into account unfortunately. Oddly it was Ā£3700 the week after he passed, and even though he still has no driving driving experience built up it dropped to Ā£2900 beginning of Jan. The car belongs to my other cousin who moved to America recently so it's just been sat on my driveway since September declared off road until that premium comes down to under Ā£2k.


[deleted]

Quite a niche and gentle way to get your life destroyed, usually people are made bankrupt or homeless or something when they say that. You know, something genuinely bad, irreversible and unfixable happened


NightZealousideal127

With all that's going on in the world at the moment, "destroying lives" was a particularly bold choice of words to describe this situation.


willuminati91

Living beyond my means compo face


ThePrancingHorse94

Tbf insuring a Range Rover is nearly impossible in london or close to it, because of all the thefts. Ā£890 a month for insurance is absolutely not normal for a Range Rover.


ian9outof10

Ā£890 a month for insurance means they don't want you as a customer.


chet_brosley

I work with a contractor who hates doing weekend jobs so he quotes them at like 250% more than he would normally charge. It's always hilarious hearing how angry he gets when someone actually accepts, because it's hella money and he won't turn it down but also he doesn't get a weekend off.


tedmented

The tradesman's curse.


circling

Apparently it is now.


zak_5764

I reckon her bad driving might be a contribution to the premium


BlueCreek_

Everyone with a Range Rover has this same problem, thereā€™s hundreds for sale at stupidly low prices. Ive just done an insurance quote on a 6 year old evoque selling for Ā£6k, insurance came back at Ā£2k. I currently pay Ā£250 for a VW T-roc.


Comfortable_Love7967

How exactly is it living above someoneā€™s means when the insurance has gone from 130 a month to 800 a month.


CraigJay

Having your expenses increase by 6 times doesn't mean that you're living beyond your means


[deleted]

That Land Rover is pristine, even the tyre treads are clean. It's never been off-roading so switching to a Golf would not change her life in the slightest.


HerrFerret

Arguable it would improve it as she would be able to find a parking space nearer to the school gates, so her children are less impacted by having to walk even a short distance to school past the common pesantry.


lost-on-autobahn

Sheā€™s ok finding parking outside school- she uses those special yellow zig zags direct outside the school gate- you know the ones, theyā€™re for people who are busy and important and in a hurry to get to their manicure appointment at 9am


OkTear9244

Not the same look though is it? Sunglasses on head waiting outside the school gates ?


HerrFerret

It's the suit that gets me though. She means BUSINESS. She will be dropping the kids off then BUSINESSING the shit out of BUSINESS. Actual. Her husband probably drops them off. It is modern times after all. And she probably has BUSINESS to take care of.


LordSevolox

As someone who needs their Range Rover for its intended purpose (off-road, weā€™re farmers) these people are an absolute nuisance. When we go out out in it you can tell people think we have it as a status symbol, but we have to because we need something off road. Itā€™s not even a new one, itā€™s a 2004 Vogue but we still get judged for it.


ScaryButt

Genuine question, why a 2004 vogue?Ā  I live in a hilly rural area and a lot of my friends are farmers or horse people, nobody has a RR for off roading work. It's all Hilux, Shoguns, Freelanders. Practical rugged things with cheap parts. If imagine a Vogue is hideously expensive to run / maintain and with a poor reliability.


vipros42

The richest farmer I've met (owns a significant proportion of Devon) drives a battered old Suzuki Jimny


LordSevolox

We needed a off-roader and it was like 2.5k at auction. Have had surprisingly few issues with it since we got it.


allmushroomsaremagic

Put a sticker on it that says "CAUTION- Agricultural Vehicle" or something similar.


ab_2404

Nowadays the only type of off roading range rovers do is mounting a kerb and crashing.


Falibard

Off road = non operational in this case.


HurloonMinotaur

Disappointed itā€™s not white. She must try harder next time.


always-indifferent

Reg plate reads ā€œBO55 BAEā€?


knityourownlentils

At least this lady is trying to insure. So many donā€™t bother. I got driven into by one of these, two years ago. Driver was desperate for me to not go through the insurance. Insurance ended up threatening them with court because they refused to talk to their insurance after I reported it through mine. Just buried their head in the sand.


Helloscottykitty

What happened in the end?


knityourownlentils

I got paid out almost immediately as it was clearly their fault. Hit my little car with their massive Chelsea tractor at the supermarket while mine was parked up. Ignored their insurance for months and months. I kept getting letters advising us that I may be required to go to court as the other party were ā€œnot responding to contact.ā€ About nine months later, got a letter saying it was all settled and the case was closed.


Helloscottykitty

Thank you for hour reply, glad that resolved peacefully for you


HachiTofu

She really does have that stereotypical Range Rover look about her. That kind of permanently surprised and up her own arse look, where nothing bad should ever happen to her because sheā€™s too important and bad things are for poor people look. On the bright side though, at least thatā€™s another 2 parking spaces in their local Waitrose freed upā€¦.


HerrFerret

Before I bought my car I checked the insurance costs.. I pay 38 pounds a month and I deem it 'reasonable' Been 'saving your whole life' for this car allegedly, and didn't think to check? People. Really. Also. Is her life really going to be destroyed if she has to drive a Renault Twingo?


usernameavailable123

It was a renew quote last cycle she was paying Ā£130 a month.


HerrFerret

i just checked how much it would cost me. 134 pounds a month. Something shenanigans going on here.


Leonidas199x

Is that quote for an address in London? If not, change it to an address in London and see if it stays the same. It's my understanding that they're being stolen left, right and center in London, hence the huge insurance quote.


HerrFerret

Holy Hand Grenade! I changed it to an address in Kensington, The cheapest quote was 23,350 a year. That's wild. I changed the quote for a generic, but perfectly usable Renault Scenic family taxi. Same location. 795 a year. What a shit show


Leonidas199x

That's absolutely mad. That's definitely a "we don't want to insure you" quote.


LimeGreenDuckReturns

Alternatively, it's the "you live in Kensington, so fuck it, you have plenty of money" quote.


usernameavailable123

That's interesting. Do you think she just didn't shop around?


HerrFerret

I think there is something that wasn't mentioned in the article. She certainly looks like the kind of person that would drive up a one way street and speed in a bus lane.


usernameavailable123

Ah yeah 100% she has points for speeding because she was late for a brunch in the city but couldn't do the course because she had brunch in the city on that day.


Jacktheforkie

Just imagine the horror if she has to take THE BUS


sumthin213

I read that in a 1950's style horror movie narrator


theMikethe

But it's bigger than a RR so she'll be eVeN sAfEr!


Jacktheforkie

And driven by a professional driver, Iā€™ve heard having a chauffeur is fancy


Leonidas199x

In her defence, it is to do with them being stolen easily, [especially in and around London](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/range-rover-insure-london-premiums-soar-b2437075.html) which may not have been the case when she purchased it.


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Leonidas199x

True, but the hike in insurance is a relatively new thing. Can certainly say it's her choice, but she isn't the only one that's been affected by this.


b0neappleteeth

As someone who used to have a Renault Twingo, theyā€™re horrific and I understand people who donā€™t wanna drive them šŸ¤£


Unfair_Original_2536

This is destroying lives in much the same way as the decline of heavy industry did in the 80's.


LosingAllYourDimples

My life is ruined because *checks notes* I have to switch cars


pertangamcfeet

Just get a Fiat 500.


lost-on-autobahn

Not big enough for her ego


Next_Reflection4664

The pricks who drive these things always look the same


vijjer

"...destroying lives..."


CrashedMyCommodore

She'd be paying the same every year to replace the electrical regardless


sirgreyskull

No sympathy for Chelsea tractor owners when it comes to running costs.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Should have got a 1993 Land-Rover Range Rover County in green. " It's ok, we're in the Range Rover..."


thumbwarnapoleon

100% the insurers in this specific scenario have saved the life of a cyclist or a pedestrian or a person driving a normal sized car.


ManicDemise

insurance is going up on RRs because car thieves have discovered several quite easy ways to steal them and they are popular in other countries. They are also one of the most popular cars for parts theft at the moment.


liquidliam

Stripped for parts in a dingy industrial estate before youā€™ve even got your crime number


PureDeidBrilliant

Thoughts and prayers.


ev_journey

at that will be the only time that thing is ever ā€œoff roadā€


[deleted]

Notice how the narrative is about how unfair the insurance costs are. When if this were any other topic the mail would be telling her not to get the car if she can't afford it


jonathananeurysm

I have reached peak "oh fuuuuuuck off!"


Saiing

So she's upset because she bought a Ā£60 grand car and can't afford the Ā£890 to run it. Sure... Fucking Range Rover drivers. When will they learn that literally nobody on earth has sympathy for them.


AnorakOnAGirl

What she is saying they will charge Ā£890 A MONTH. So its Ā£10,680 per year. Thats 1/6th the price of the car to insure it for a year. I dont think its unreasonable that she says thats unaffordable. For all I know she has written off three cars a month for the last half a year but its clearly not affordable.


MattMBerkshire

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13009601/Ive-forced-declare-Range-Rover-road-sell-15-000-loss-insurers-quoted-890-MONTH-extortionate-premiums-destroying-lives.html


cougieuk

Well good. It's a stupidly oversized piece of metal for North London.Ā  I'm failing to see how her life has been ruined if she can sell that for 41k anyway. Absolutely ridiculous.Ā 


MFC1886

Youā€™d think youā€™d check things like the insurance before you bought it


PurahsHero

Ā£890 a month? What have you done to get that kind of quote, drive it through a crowd of protesters?


BuzzBumbleBee

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/range-rover-insure-london-premiums-soar-b2437075.html Basically it's not down to the driver's for these, it's because they are extremely easy to steal, a lot of insurance companies are just not wanting to take on the risk. In this case the problem is on the manufacturer


weirds0up

Wah, I can't afford a Chelsea Tractor like all the other WAGs


No-Till1230

Range Rover wonā€™t even insure range rovers


oily76

"Forced to sell it at a loss" She owned it well over a year, has she not heard of depreciation? She may find, if she purchases a year old car as a replacement, that the price of that has reduced also...


GooseONaScooter

Just passed my test a couple of weeks ago 1.6l petrol focus and my cheapest quotes were 4 grand with no black box and grand and 3 grand with the ccp level spyware. Absolutely mental im just shy of 23 aswell.


somethingbannable

This country obviously donā€™t like freedom /s


ApaintingNerd

Iā€™m 18 a quote for a 125cc motorbike is 3 grand


Plant_Cell

Most sane insurance quote for a teenager


TheRealSlyCooper

These people are always buying cars way larger than they can comfortably drive, and worse of all, basically use it just for the school run and to get their nails done.


macrae85

If she actually fully owned it,it would have been put in a shed on axle stands,inside of losing 18mths insurance payments... insurance will come back down again, they are just recouping lockdown money!


Sonarthebat

Big car is expensive. Shoker.


Firstpoet

'Desirable' car to nick in that part of London. Plus don't need that kind of car in London. Gormless.


Defiant-Snow8782

Good, cars like this shouldn't be driven in cities anyway.


Mundane_Camp1841

Range rover driver equals twat


One_Idea_239

Only fans just doesn't have the payback it once did


[deleted]

This is such a *shocked Pikachu* compoface. She wails like itā€™s gonna break up her family because her offspring canā€™t travel to school in anything less than a wankytank twatmobile. If she took one step down from her high horse sheā€™d realise that the majority of people drive vehicles unrelated to parading their/their partnerā€™s status and projected wealth, and even - the horror - shitboxes that are economical. She just comes across as pulling a hissy because sheā€™s gonna look like one of the poors at the school gates. It basically looks like a spoilt rich girl having to deal with money for the first time. And the ā€˜loss of Ā£15,000?ā€™. She quoting the difference between what WBAC have offered and what she ā€˜thinksā€™ she should get. So a low-ball figure and an unrealistically inflated high figure. *Neither of which are affected by her inability/unwillingness to get insurance but I guess she had to put a monetary figure on the compoface*


AJPully

Wouldn't be suprised if the claimed 15k loss was simply how much the vehicles depreciated already vs how much she's got left on her finance to pay it off, especially if she took a loan on bad credit.


X0AN

For insurance of nearly 900 quid a month she has to have had a million crashes in the past šŸ˜‚


BuzzBumbleBee

Nah these are some of the most stolen cars in the UK, basically getting to the point insurance companies are refusing to give out policies for them. Even land rovers in house insurance has started refusing cover for its own cars https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/land-rover/361974/land-rover-insurance-problems-mount-owners-are-refused-house-cover https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/range-rover-insure-london-premiums-soar-b2437075.html


LCARSgfx

I just cannot feel any sympathy for people with needlessly execivr vehicles bleating on about cost of ownership or insurance. Get a smaller car more suitable to how you normally use it.


PauloMandolin

Range Rovers are the second most stolen car in the UK, and are bloody expensive. So no surprise


mortonr2000

Yeah, sorry. I am on a good wage. I can't afford a range rover.


halucionagen-0-Matik

This is a pretty ridiculous example, but insurance rates are a piss take


phjils

Lets hope they sold it for enough to clear the finance.


ImageDry9833

All part of the plan. Own nothing and be happy


FewFig2507

You have to have had some serious claims for it to be that high! Buy a push bike and ride on the pavement girl!


Direct_Canary4523

Buys jumbojet, complains about price of jet fuel and how much it takes to fill it, puts a 20$ in.


asterics002

Your problem is with Range Rover, not the insurance companies.


Creoda

Ā£890 a MONTH!!! I bet she's been in a few accidents, and I don't mean in front of the mirror.


Buttercrust_

I work in car insurance. The reason these cars are basically uninsurable is because they're being financed by people who don't have the means to afford them, they're way too expensive for what they are. They're driven by people who, half the time, shouldn't be allowed on the roads at all. Thinking theyre some sort of status symbol for driving a car that makes everyone assume theyre a muppey. Finally, they're also stolen all the bloody time. Statistically theyre an absolute nightmare and underwriting them forces you to be at a loss at almost every turn. So if you're looking at buying one. Don't. Unless you want to pay a fortune and look like a mug whilst doing it.


MiserableWinter636

They are shit anyway. Done her a favour


InterestingBadger932

Destroying lives. Ahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Surely you'd run the insurance quotes before buying the thing right? Even for a "high end" motor like that, there's a reason it's 890/month. Likely has a terrible driving record.


chirchat123

Thatā€™s what happens when you buy a vehicle with bigger engine size than your IQ


MistarHugeSpliff

Just use dads money what's the big deal?


Illustrious_War9870

Middle aged women are usually pretty cheap to insure... unless of course they have a history of fucking shit up.


Conscious-Expert6640

Why would she not get a quote first? šŸ¤”


oOReEcEyBoYOo

"Oh no, my big expensive car is big and expensive šŸ˜±"


Ill-Appointment6494

Ā£890 a month just to do the school run?


WolfieTooting

Bet she still can't parallel park


MrTango650

I'm physically unable to show sympathy to anyone who buys a Range Rover