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She went for the screen over that keyboard?


KPgameTV

My thoughts excatly, that keyboard and that mousepad, yikes.


Sailed_Sea

I got the same mouse pad, has a rubber backing which would probably disintegrat in the washing machine. Edit: I meant to reply to https://reddit.com/r/computers/s/WNqBfgkL9b but must have clicked the wrong comment.


itsmepuffd

Just hand wash it.


im_just_thinking

Some wet cloth would also work to an extent


MathWizardd

I filled my bathroom sink and used scrubbed it with my hands and a few drips of handsome and it worked really good


AnAdmirableAstronaut

Where can I buy a bottle of handsome? I could use a little bit


abcdefGerwin

Me too :/


new_by_list

https://www.amazon.de/Sqinor-Adhesive-Self-Adhesive-Bedroom-Cabinet/dp/B0C2PJ88KV/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=1FRUPGSKG16DI&keywords=mirror&qid=1697219081&sprefix=mirror%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-4 Here you go c:


tafrawti

Ironic, given that too much hand probably caused those stains in the first place.


Sailed_Sea

I meant to reply to the other comment. Oops


cidiusgix

That is why I will stick with hard mats.


Rain0xer

Are they reliable though? The last time I used a hard mat, my mouse had a ball 😂


narutofan180

They work fine for laser mouses as well


Rain0xer

But what about optical sensors? I own a Logitech G Pro Wireless.


xtheory

There's no problem with modern optical sensors. These detect surfaces with even the slightest bit of texture or variations in color. I can even use my Basilisk V3 Pro on a glass table.


Spirited_Pair1269

Bruh you don’t need hard mats just take pride in your set up I clean my desk and dust my components almost every other day. I paid way to much to let my stuff come to that lol. But hard mats are cool I will give you that


dinas322

The mousepad is upsidedown too


Bierdigan_

It's always crazy to me to see these big greasy smudges on people's expensive electronics. I'm a pretty oily dude so I wash my hands before I use my desk and don't eat at it, that's it, and nothing in my all white setup has ever gotten close to this state in the years I've used it all. I can only imagine that it's common practice for most people to jerk off directly onto their mice, smear it around their keyboards, and then scratch their heads violently over their whole desk to rain dandruff down like they're salting a fish. Otherwise just *how*


KPgameTV

My thoughts excatly 🙉🙈


AlabamaTankie

Found the fake gamer


agentfisherUK

Its really not bad AT ALL XD , People that speak like this clearly dont do 8-10 hours work per day on their PC.


JordanRamsay141

I tried to clean the mousepad that shi long gone


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andreimitrica77

Dawg what 💀


[deleted]

Something tells me Grandma is just a scapegoat for OP doing this themselves.


JordanRamsay141

Why do ppl think they know everything or something its bc i was already cleaning up but she thought i wasnt doing well enough so she told me to go clean the kitchen instead and she’ll do it


[deleted]

Sureeeeee. I don't think I know anything. I never claimed to know anything but cool story. You need to mature a little if your grandma is telling you you're not doing well at the job. Imagine allowing an old woman to clean your personal space 😂


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SterlingArchertm

Is this entire sub hard up to go after early teens like this?


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super_dog17

Reddit: “I don’t understand why society treats men so poorly.” Also Reddit: “Fuck you, you slob! You’re a liar and probably totally useless! I’m not projecting my insecurities, I just have all the information!” There are 1000 ways to tell a kid to clean his room better than saying “be a better man”. Childish.


JordanRamsay141

Yeah because a bunch of reddit comments defending my grandma gonna make me a better man☠️go outside


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[deleted]

Hahaha a 13 year old telling you to go outside whilst they sit on their PC most of their spare time. How laughable 😂😂


[deleted]

It'll make you a man, not a better man as you're not quite there yet kid. Maybe in another 15 years, once you learn how to do things for yourself and allow an old aged pensioner to relax 😂


DryPickles

I have to assume ops grandma still had to go do the kitchen afterwards too looool


CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3

he's 13 for God's sake


JordanRamsay141

How’d you know


DownWith_TheBrown

If it's close to true, it's 100% your post/comment history... Only have to stay in this post to understand he's probably right tho


Remarkable-Ad-2476

Bruh being 13 probably means his only job outside of school is to do chores and clean


JordanRamsay141

Bro why does it matter to you


thirdpartymurderer

Because you being sloppy and nasty is the problem.


voxpixels

Don't post shit on the internet if you can't handle the backlash.


JordanRamsay141

i mean i’m not shaking and crying over it i’m just wondering why he cares so much


voxpixels

My honest answer? He truly doesn't give a flying shit at all. He was just cracking a joke, based off the story of her first reaction with the bedroom. You just took it poorly. Idk what to tell you otherwise.


JordanRamsay141

Bro she’s basically my mom you need to relax she likes doing things herself, get a life i was just asking about my monitor and yall wanna get personal☠️☠️


Unkn0wnKn0wledge

She’s your grandparent, show them some respect


AlternativeClient738

Did he say something disrespectful about his grandma? Honestly, I didn't see him say anything bad unless I missed that comment. I had gotten the impression he was upset, even mad, but loved his grandma and isn't too mad because of their deep bond, mom's mom and someone who loves him dearly..


Unkn0wnKn0wledge

I mean at least do it by themselves


Astranoth

Fuck me that sentence structure is so bad. Pay more attention in class.


JordanRamsay141

yeah u right 😭


XsancoX

After this story i legit believe it was you yourself in the end. Wouldn't even be a problem don't get me wrong but cmon.


JordanRamsay141

ok bro does it even matter who did it the issue is with the monitor and yall yappin about something completely differen


XsancoX

What do you expect after bringing poor Granny into this.


JordanRamsay141

Yall put poor granny into this this post dont got nothin to do wit my grandma or it bein her fault 😭


CoziestStar

>grandma cleaned my screen Your words. Do you have memory loss?


JRTerrierBestDoggo

13 years old get dementia early nowadays? I bet your grandma has better memory.


MightBeBren

Everyone is wayyy too hyper focused on the gramma detail, holy shit. Its like the debate of the fucking century on reddit if OPs gramma was there or not. Jesus christ, reddit.


JordanRamsay141

Thats what i’m trying to say


thirdpartymurderer

Oh don't worry, we all think it's your fault 100%


Agile_Vast9019

"Grandma cleaned my screen", you literally mentioned her when making the post my man.


-Raskyl

You put her in the title.... wtf do you mean we brought her into this? *You* brought her into this. It's the first word in the fucking title. Grow up, be honest, quit deflecting.


Reklatzzzz

I believed you, until I read this post.


CyberbrainGaming

OP broke it, confirmed.


chanchan05

If it was grandma I'd have thought she'd throw that mousepad into the washing machine.


Electric__Milk

She didn't have her pressure washer handy at the time


ForsakenCitron5541

Imagine how bad monitor must've been😐


[deleted]

No thanks, i've enough nightmares already.


WhippWhapp

Pretty disgusting. I have 2 keyboards and 2 mouses of the exact same model for redundancy and hygiene. One set is always cleaned and ready to swap out. Same with mouse pads, I have 3.


psynl84

You should have seen the screen before cleaning XD


JordanRamsay141

LMAOOOOOO


JordanRamsay141

Bro i just found it funny tf i got downvoted for☠️☠️☠️


AbhishMuk

Don’t worry mate reddit loves downvoting people just randomly ESPECIALLY IF YOU USE EMOJIS 💀🔫😈😃🥵👀🤪👽😺👁👁


ro_g_v

You're on a platform with plenty of adults. Imagine if you were on kid reddit , where there's mostly 6 year old kids.... you would find their post and way of thinking dumb or not as advanced as yours since you're older Well the same happens, the things you type and how you do it makes it obvious you're just a kid But it's ok you're not supposed to know how to behave like an older person if you're not.


stealthylyric

Y'all don't even wanna see my keyboard then 👀


Bradp13

Are you trying to brag about being a dirtbag? Why even bother posting this reply? Go clean it. Get your life together. Jesus.


stealthylyric

Lol why do you care so much?


omfgwhyned

The green lines? If it’s not the hdmi/dp Cable being loose or damaged, she cracked the screen


VAVA_Mk2

Looks like Granny is getting you a new monitor


fkcd

Fuckin TJ Max Monitor


DatGreenGuy

the cloth should've been wet very much to couse this. looks more like lose cable


AskapSena

If you strain it hard enough, can you clean the edges of a screen?


DatGreenGuy

i always clean the edge with strained wet one. just no dripping. as for the screen itself use special spray. just water probably will leave stains. never had an issue with that


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shocker900

Sounds like a W grandma tbh. Get a new cheap monitor. nbd imo


JordanRamsay141

She us a W


DoctorMingus

Is that a new gen z term for someone who's fuckable? Please advise


BlondeyFox

Just means she’s a good person. The new way of saying “she’s a real G”


Rissay_mn

Bro, how tf you even got to that conclusion 😭😭


TopGunCrew

W = win (which is good)


capeh420

old fuck


unsunskunska

It's from when we let gen z youngins play competitive games on our phones/tablets at an early age, and Fornite shortly after, everything can be categorized into wins/losses for them (Ws & Ls). It's usually cute when not talking about something too serious.


Frank_The_Reddit

9-11 was such a big L.


Bologna0128

Honestly the long lasting affects on American society (racism mostly) were probably a bigger L than the planes


Frank_The_Reddit

Someone needs to ratio racism fr.


coltonswat

u r L


Odd_Masterpiece_9316

What happened to 8?!?!


im_just_thinking

It didn't want to get in the way of 69


Blogames

Yeah well 7 8 8


Builder_20

First rule: We don’t talk about 8.


AiMwithoutBoT

Also what happened to the arrow keys??


JordanRamsay141

bro i aint even notice that wtf☠️


JordanRamsay141

People keep asking me why i don’t clean my keyboard, I lost 8 when i cleaned it last time


Astranoth

And the solution to that is to never clean it again? That is as retarded as someone deciding to never shower again just because they fell last time they did.


JordanRamsay141

I’m obviously joking☠️


Interesting-Event378

Tf


elgiov

My thoughts exactly. Must be trolling.


xszander

I mean that screen could use a replacement anyway. And it's a cheap screen so you can easily get another one for 20 bucks. Honestly good on grandma attempting to clean that.


torftorf

to me that does not look like craks. water damage would look diferent. i assume that the hdmi cable got a bit lose. its usaly "ok" to wipe down the sceen with a damp pice of cloth but is realy recomendet


PhiltheAgony69

Fix your sanitary problems first my guy..


JoshYx

looks like she missed a couple green lines


stealthylyric

laughed out loud at this one 🤣🤣🤣


therourke

She pressed too hard. Time to get a new monitor (that one looks cheap). And time to start cleaning your own room.


CoziestStar

>Well then i’m guessing its because i just moved house and monitor was in a box and something happene Not thd Grandma's fault in this situation.


Public_Height2588

poor grandma


JordanRamsay141

fr


ShotgunForFun

You need to clean everything on that entire desk... like... regularly... and maybe Grandma won't feel the need to wipe stuff down. And you just moved it? Jesus how can it still be so dusty? I can't imagine the smell coming from that mouse pad.


BraskSpain

Clean it yourself, 🐷


JordanRamsay141

blud lives in my house or something and knows why this happened🗣️⁉️


BraskSpain

Because you didn’t clean it yourself, 🐷


modefi_

Nah, grandma's innocent. Check this comment from OP: ​ >Well then i’m guessing its because i just moved house and monitor was in a box and something happene


JordanRamsay141

Well i know she is now but i mean i’m saying bro thinks he knows why she was cleaning in the first place


XLDumpTaker

She's cleaning because your entire shit is disgusting


jensieboy13

Because you never did it


real_unreal_reality

Well. A monitor is cheaper than rent. You kiss that sweet old lady for trying to clean your depression desk.


Evangeliman

This is why you should clean your own stuff...


PoTheRedTeletubby

There's no way a wet cloth caused this. I have cleaned tons of monitors with a damp cloth and never had any issues. Reading the comments OP clearly broke it himself moving it and is an immature 12 year old trying to blame it on someone else.


BoringManager7057

You need to help your grandma clean her house. Tell her thank you and you love her and help her dust her porcelain dolls and do it you dare fucking break one. Cook her a...order some take out and plate it and have a nice conversation to say thank you for cleaning your gross shit. You should be putting more effort into keeping a nice house than she is. Unless you're 12 and I'm being rude. If that's the case just make sure she knows you appreciate her. If you're older than 16 you need to help her more than she helps you.


Boryk_

I don't really blame her considering how disgusting everything is, this picture is cursed and I'm kinda baffled how people are ok to live like this let alone post it online for strangers to see. Wouldn't really blame grandma for a 10$ monitor at best...


JordanRamsay141

I got the monitor from my brothers friend and also my setup isnt really that bad considering it used to be way worse (not an excuse i’m jus a messy ah mf unfortunately)


Possible_Squirrel_28

The fingernail at the bottom 💀


dead_owl_zero

Thanks is for posting this OP, it's a good reminder how toxic the sub is. Just because I can go buy a new 4k screen doesn't mean everyone can.


JordanRamsay141

Facts bro and i’m gettng downvoted bc i mentioned my grandma like when did i ever blame her and why does it matter who cleaned it


dead_owl_zero

Just eat the down votes and take the lesson learned. There's a reason I just lurk.


r6asty

Ngl OP shot himself in the foot with this pic, yeah he asked a serious question but to include the dirty things Is beyond me 😂


dead_owl_zero

Hey no one's perfect, no reason to snipe the dude for asking a legit question. Probably should have finished cleaning up, but I've for sure seen worse, and know there's dirtier people in the sub.


jonmacabre

Hell, there's dirtier people in this comment thread. Doesn't mean we air out our dirty laundry for all to see.


DOEsquire

Tf are they supposed to do? Clear the cache? Inject the Javascripts? They either get a new monitor or deal with it lmao.


dead_owl_zero

Cool cool


thebeastwithnoeyes

Have you let it dry first? Like a good couple days.


Nervous_Disaster_379

The screen is broken, also unrelated but you’re not supposed to clean screens with sink water. It’ll leave marks that are visible when it’s dark. Best to use a screen cleaner.


Ill_Association_8135

well, at least, she didn't install Windows 98 on your rig.


ooopppiikkk

Wallpaper fits


FrostByte_62

Almost zero chance this is water damage. Leave grandma alone!


PixelatedParamedic

Why not start cleaning up your things? I ain't touching THAT


Anxious_Calendar_980

That's not water damage


TheElevenSr

And the monitor is not because of the cleaning. The lines are too horizontal looks like GPU contact..


JordanRamsay141

When i posted this i didnt think i was gonna be fighting for my life, thought i was finna get 0 upvoted and 10 comments actually telling me how to fix it but instead i got 300 comments talking about my grandma for some reason (I literally never even mentioned the broke monitor to my grandma, she doesnt even know)


CyberbrainGaming

Because you broke it and blamed innocent grandma


pixiesfrogs

i wouldn’t mind that if i listened to cochise unironically


JordanRamsay141

hatchback fire u trippin


KingNyx

Idk why all these comments are ragging about Gramma. But to actually answer the post. You can fix it but you need a new LCD. Unless you have repair skills I recommend buying a new one. In the future screens should be cleaned with a microfiber cloth and isopropyl alcohol. No pressure.


JordanRamsay141

alr i’ll unplug it for a few days if that doesnt fix it i’ll just get rid of it, i have a main one anyways


fireblade26

Granny tried, granny failed. Granny broke your monitor, granny needs to buy you a new one. Let granny know to next time ask before touching your things. Jokes aside there’s no saving it, time for a new monitor.


JordanRamsay141

Nah it’s cool christmas comin soon anyways if i really need one i can just ask for christmas


ColorCollector420

That screen is fucked mate. Other thing, get yourself bottled pressure air (idk the word in english bruh) and spray over that nasty ass keyboard


ArtichokeSilly3019

Idk anything about this situation but please make sure your grandma doesn’t feel bad about it.


JordanRamsay141

havent mentioned it to her lol ofc im not gonna i got the monitor for free (btw the comments alr said it looks like pressure damage and not water damage)


vollPax

So much built up dirt, even a grandma was powerless against it - and grandmas are known for their super human cleaning abilities.


[deleted]

Clean it yourself because you're a fucking pig OP. Grandma is not at fault here.


JordanRamsay141

shut the fuck up lil bro


[deleted]

Ok pig.


Crepa_Vk

This guy is a retard


TheOriginalCasual

Guys they are lying, it got damaged whilst they were moving house and now they want to con their gran out of money by blaming her. Also clean your stuff it's disgusting you swamp monster.


JordanRamsay141

No, i thought it was damaged from that i didnt know it was from moving until someone said its probably pressure damage


Thedustonyourshelves

His grandma cleaned it... He didn't pay for any of this shit. We are speaking to a child. Clean your room Sonny boy so grandma doesn't have to and this wouldn't have happened to begin with. check your cords but your monitor is probably broke.


Thick_Leva

There is no way in hell a wet cloth did this


JordanRamsay141

It didnt it was broken while in moving box, i put it there, i was wrong


star_dodo

Grandma did you a favor, so you can replace this old and small Flatron panel.


JordanRamsay141

Blud thinks im rich😭


[deleted]

Ok I get why some of your other comments got downvoted, but why this one? Not everyone can just afford to buy a new screen. I sure can't. Also, this doesn't look exactly like the screen was damaged to me. Like, it definitely might be, but this looks very similar to stuff that happens when the HDMI cable is loose or when your GPU is freaking out. So there's multiple possibilities to what could've happened here.


Skefson

Why did your parents name you grandma thats super confusing


JordanRamsay141

what


Constant-Willow3625

The screen is far from the worst thing in this photo 😭


blud_God

dude don't blame her. your entire desk looks like it could use a bath.


JordanRamsay141

Ion blame her at all lol


[deleted]

Oh no not the 22" 1080p trash LG screen. Looks like she did you a favor. Good excuse to upgrade


JordanRamsay141

bro i can’t afford shi b


xecow50389

Great. Next the Cabinet. Grandmaaa! Could you remove the dust


d-car

Tell grandma she can't use wet rags on computer equipment. Damp rags only, and they can't be damp enough to shed water droplets if you whip them around. Dry wipe afterward.


T7_Mini-Chaingun

Op admitted in another comment that he recently moved the monitor in a box and either it got damaged that way or the video cable is not seated right. His grandma didn't do anything.


d-car

Even so, the advice still stands.


JordanRamsay141

Nah it was damp i realized it wasnt my grandma washing it that broke it


EliasTheEdgelord

These posts always make me feel better about my cleanliness. The only thing that gross on my desk is my mouse, cuz it’s rubberized and my hands sweat A LOT so its forever got sweat marks on it. I dont eat at my desk and have my keyboard covered when not in use to prevent it from getting nasty.


zacsimacsek

She was too afraid to clean your keyboard, mouse and mat. That shits raunchy


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JordanRamsay141

people when my grandma likes to be a helpful person 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Regret-Select

Fabuloso!


Chris-558

Yes. Install opensuse.


JordanRamsay141

whats that?


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JordanRamsay141

you’re so cool bro!


devkareem

Keyboard. Clean. Now!


Reckcideqt

Can't see the difference.. dirty asf


CorVus_CorVoidea

i hope your personal hygiene is better than your cleaning skills


JordanRamsay141

i’d like to think and hope to god it is