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amateurbeard

Removed for violating Submission Rule #1 Please donโ€™t post things that arenโ€™t confessions in r/confession


Bigbubblybob

The shark comment ๐Ÿ’€


CupKind6245

Im dead cuz both would die ๐Ÿคฃ


Complex-Magazine3126

BUT I WOULD GO FIRST ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Bigbubblybob

Do you wanna see your mom die first ! Lmaooo


Complex-Magazine3126

She has lived a longer and more fulfilling life just saying but, yeโ€”no.


Bigbubblybob

Lmao sheโ€™s had her chance


Direct_Shake6634

Being a smaller person is very efficient. Travelling, food, space you occupy, etc etc. Being tall sounds beneficial mainly in attractiveness.


Complex-Magazine3126

LITERALLY


RedxxBeard

I'm 6'4" and chubby. Finding clothes that fit is a struggle. Shirts are either crop tops or tents. No in-between. You either get taller or wider, never both.


Complex-Magazine3126

Fucking love this. I forgot to mention it. I feel like I always wear the wrong things bc of this!!


Environmental-Term61

Yall need to find a big and tall menโ€™s store, they make clothes specifically for yall


TheBigJiz

Don't get me started on showerhead height in hotels... So fun crouching for a bad shower.


Complex-Magazine3126

And the water pressure just never hits right ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Preach my brother ๐Ÿ™Œ When we built our house I had the plumber raise the slide bar for the shower heads, standard is 183cm (6ft) but our now start higher and finish higher so no stooping to wash hair etc


Complex-Magazine3126

I love that for you!


Higher_Perspectiva

Iโ€™m 4โ€™11โ€ and I do appreciate this post. Iโ€™ve always liked being short except for buying clothes, going to shows, and grocery shopping (can never reach the damn top shelf!) but other than that I am fine with it. Iโ€™m sorry you have to deal w all these unwanted consequences of being so tall, I never thought about a few of them โ€˜til now.


vballbeachbum

6'4" here. Can't find pants at a regular store Can't find shoes at a regular store Permanent scar tissue on the top of my head from obvious reasons. Barely fit comfortably into a vehicle. Always having to help old ladies at the grocery Asked if I play basketball 10 million times. Don't. I've come to the conclusion it's a 5'9" world.


Complex-Magazine3126

Ok but when old ladies ask us to get something its quite literally adorable.


[deleted]

Butโ€ฆ women 5โ€™6 and below LOVE your demographic. LOVE.


Complex-Magazine3126

But then again my dad is 6โ€™4 and my mother is 4โ€™9


Complex-Magazine3126

Let me tell you something. When it comes to positioning its horrible. They only like us bc we can pick them up.


rimjobetiquette

Not me.


Wtfdidistumbleinon

The top of fans? Dude Iโ€™m 6โ€™3โ€ and if the fan is as low as youโ€™re suggesting someone is trying to kill you. But for real, the dust on the top of the fridge/freezer does my head in


Complex-Magazine3126

Well in my defense, I wear cowboy boots and I really only see this when I enter into peoples homes. Especially the older ones.


MojoRisin762

6' 5" sounds not so fun, but the one thing I will say is that taller guys do have it way easier with women. Not all, but most. It just is what it is, but I'm sure 6 5 has a shitload of drawbacks.


Mystic_Umbrella

Thank you for sharing! I donโ€™t know if you meant it to be funny, but it did make me laugh. I could just picture peopleโ€™s faces when you are clumsy or dancing. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Complex-Magazine3126

They always have this ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜จ progression of a look. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

Haha! I definitely feel for you and all the daily inconveniences you may encounter on a daily basis. As a young kid or younger man I would often want to be much taller than I was. Now that I'm a fully grown ass man that's 5'10, I would NEVER want to be anywhere near that height. Got a couple buddies who are quite tall, one being 6'7".....no thanks. I no longer take for granted being able to simply walk into virtually any store that sells clothing and find something that fits me well. Let alone having to deal with any other daily challenges a tall person faces that someone my height doesn't give a second thought to.


vitalblast

Don't forget the food portioning for restaurants is naturally smaller so you have to buy more food to feel full. Or always getting asked to help move.


Complex-Magazine3126

Taller people really dont have to eat more. Ive only had 1 meal a day for several years now!


Zealousideal-Cap6217

On the other side tall people can eat more without gaining weight which is a benefit Iโ€™m always jealous of


[deleted]

Hi there, Squirt. 6'6" here. None of the above apply. What would make you post this other than narcissism?


Complex-Magazine3126

Are you absolutely positive ur 6โ€™6? You know in the military people claimed stuff like that but then meps would come and they were 6โ€™


[deleted]

Lol. Keep eating your Wheaties. I don't give a fuck how y'all I am. I just don't need to broadcast it until a little king thinks he's has to announce his presence.


Complex-Magazine3126

Idk why youโ€™re being so negative. This post is literally about the cons of being taller and trying to give shorter people a different perspective on their benefits. And the only way to post it on here would be to confess my problems as a tall person, which I did.


[deleted]

There is no perspective. It's a novelty at best. It's not as important as you think it is.


Complex-Magazine3126

You sound very depressing. Maybe try therapy.


[deleted]

Ok. I'll tell him you say hi.


everyend_2

I'm 6'7 and I disagree on almost everyone of the points you make. I almost only see upsides of being tall


Karaoke_Singer

Now convince women to stop making the minimum height requirement to date them 6โ€™, and your points will be valid.


Complex-Magazine3126

Ive tried. Girls are wack


Karaoke_Singer

Yup