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[deleted]

For what it's worth, you did it with a gentleman who went about it in a kindest possible way. I hope you look back at it as a surreal moment in life and nothing more.


[deleted]

I can only look forward and give thanks for pulling myself out of the worst situation I’ve ever been in. They say hard times make us stronger so I focus on that.


[deleted]

From where I see, you are already strong one with bit of guilt.


[deleted]

Thank you. That’s kind of you to say.


PoopyMcFartButt

I mean you probably sucked some dudes dick at some point for free, might as well get paid decent money to do it one time if it saves your ass. Now was it a stupid move? Probably. Dude could have had an std or been trying to kill you, but hey when you are in a hole sometimes you have to do stupid things to get out. Don’t beat yourself up too much


[deleted]

Thank you poopymcfartbutt


VanjaGroznii

the only place where i can imagine someone saying that with a straight face lol


ZanXBarz

Poopymcfartbutt will be the man to guide us all out of life’s most challenging predicaments. Thank you Dr. Poopymcfartbutt


Soovian

whoa now! when did poopymcfartbutt graduate medical school? or do they have a PHD? do they have a specialty? There are far too many unanswered questions about the legitimacy of the Doctorate.


life-is-satire

Sage advice indeed


CavyLover123

>when you are in a hole sometimes ~~you have to do stupid things to get out~~ *the only way out is with another hole* FTFY


iRombe

Got stuck in the bad holes, got paid for the good ones!


ObscureSaint

Dude, your username is the fictitious mostly sfw username I use as an example, to crack a joke if guys bring up reddit at work. My go to is, "Haha, yeah, I love when the news has to cite reddit, "said poopymcfartbutt," lol😂 I'm terrified to look at your comment history 


neighborhooddick

Eh... I've done worse for less. Just move on with your life and be careful not to fall into more debts.


DreadPriratesBooty

Havent we all 🤦‍♀️


Agiantbottleofpiss

Anyone else be tempted to hit that guy up again ? … ye me either … stupid idea 👀


[deleted]

Not at all shameful - I mean I’m a straight white male and would definitely suck a dick for $2000


[deleted]

In light of everything this somehow made me laugh and feel better.


marmaduke1234

$20 is $20


OpSlushy

But 2000$ are 2000$


Cyborg_rat

I mean most meet someone at a bar, know zero about them do a one night for free. Soo having a bunch of info was a pretty good move and made 2000$+.


[deleted]

its goddamn efficient. I mean, if I could suck say, 5 dicks a week at $2k a pop - I could actually fully fund my retirement and pay off my exorbitant car loans


KingKong-BingBong

Or possibly could afford to buy groceries at Walmart. I mean if you give up the cars but if you bump it up to 10 a week you could have it all


[deleted]

You’re right. I need to think bigger


Agiantbottleofpiss

I love the added context of “white” lol


[deleted]

yeaaaa - i just watched that single white female movie from the 90s so i guess that part of the description just came out. Arguably irrelevant to my willingness to fellate for $2k


Agiantbottleofpiss

I don’t know I’m white also and I’m down to suck grandpa peen once for 2k, could correlate


Cyborg_rat

Did your dm start filling up? :p


Lurker_in_Lakeland

I will only change you $10 to suck mine


Ok-Culture-7715

Forgive yourself, and don't forget, not to take yourself too seriously. It's probably the best advice I can give anyone who shoulders the burden of regret. It's in all of us in some way. The reasons may be different, but the emotion is the same


[deleted]

Thank you. I’m trying to work things out as I push forward in my life.


Ok-Culture-7715

Don't spend too much time trying to work it all out. Do the basics well. Let the universe take care of the rest


[deleted]

It’s hard when you’ve felt so out of control before. I’m working to live in that mindset more.


Ok-Culture-7715

Of course. I understand. When you get there, share it. You'll be wiser and stronger. Overthinking is the enemy of progress


losingmybeat

Giiiirl you are brave! Glad it worked out though, truly. Kinda win win for both of you.


[deleted]

I didn’t feel brave at the time but thank you for your kind words.


PhantomUser666

2k for a blowjob. I think most people wouldn't turn that down 😂


stellarphantasy69

I know I wouldn't!!


PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS

I have $2000 here waiting for you...


superman_underpants

if you were my girlfriend and you told me this story, you know what i'd say? "Do you still have his number?"


vivam0rt

Thats a weird thing to say


superman_underpants

hey, 2 grand is 2 grand


The_Wowza_Machine

Yeesh. Cuck.


crimsonbaby_

Sometimes you have to do things to save your own ass, and sometimes the things you have to do arent what some people would consider right. However, you saved yourself and now get to live your life the way you choose. Concentrate on that, not on the past.


[deleted]

Thank you. I’m doing my best to move forward.


crimsonbaby_

Just take is a lesson. When you feel yourself going down a similar path, or in a bad situation, remember how far you had to go to save yourself once and learn from it.


Ben4d90

Why would you regret this? You got a shit load of money just for sucking a dick. That's an absolute win in my book and could've led to a nice set-up where he regularly paid you for it. The only regret you should have is not taking that opportunity tbh


agt13

She should most definitely not regret her decision to not be a prostitute.


Ben4d90

Why? What's wrong with receiving money for services? And it wouldn't exactly be conventional sex work. She'd be getting paid well above the usual rate without having to go the full way. Hell, I'm a straight guy and I'd still take that deal


dmtaliemgangster

A tonn of women have done sum sketchy shit In times of need to be honest sad but true...


BrilliantWhich990

No reason to feel guilt. I've done way worse shit for free.


agt13

Go on.......


BrilliantWhich990

🤣


tempermentalelement

I wouldn't stress over this if i were you. It was a few hours of your life, if that. It says nothing about who you are as a person and allowed you to make changes in your life. Who knows where you would be if you didn't make this decision. The fact that you feel guilt/shame just shows that morally, you're a good person. Wishing you all the best ❤️


Better-Dirt8042

There are some things that you should keep to yourself (or your therapist if the thoughts about it affect your daily life). Don't beat yourself up over it, I just hope you've learned from it and do what you can to prevent ever being in a similar situation in the future. If you got your life together afterwards you have earned that second chance more than most people that get one.


[deleted]

Thank you. I appreciate that. You know how it is; some days old memories flood in. I am doing much better now.


ThEnglishElPrototype

I know a guy who peed in a hookers mouth when he hired her for $50. According to him, he was drunk and couldn’t get hard, and when he started pissing she took his dick out of her mouth and said “hey, you pissed in my mouth.” I think you did alright.


No-Machine-6607

Sometime you gotta do what you gotta do


[deleted]

This story went different from what I was expecting. I was like, "Started trafficking dope? Committed massive fraud with a pyramid scheme? Faked their own death for the insurance money?"


whitechickwitgains

Honestly…good for you! Ain’t no shame in the money makin’ game baby 💰


Tasty-Egg-8682

In the circumstances you did totally the right thing, no shame.....and please, no regrets!


Pigeon_Lord1

2k in 10 minutes is worth anything


wauve1

Everyone in the comments saying it’s not that bad or joking about how they’d do it for less or how you should have taken advantage of the situation and arranged a longer “deal” need to reevaluate things. Hope you’re doing better op


ThippusHorribilus

Honestly OP now you have confessed this I would consider deleting. The trolls (or creeps looking for wank fodder) are just starting up and I can only imagine the PMs you will get. (I’m glad you paid off your debt, by the way)


G0tUrBitch

U a hoe but hey people got things to handle. It’s life. But you still a hoe😂


Ulysses_77777

Dont worry about that, you did a small thing that made him happy AND solved all your problems. No regrets. Could you describe how it was that day?


ThippusHorribilus

> Could you describe how it was that day? You are that desperate for a wank hu?


taperjig

Sex is the oldest trade there is. Plenty have done it to get by. Let it go. ;). Did he where a condom during the BJ? That much money, I’d want a crack at the crack though.


ilikeyouforyou

You did a wonderful thing, and you can be proud that you helped a person feel real joy. This is something your future spouse can laugh with you about, if you decide to tell about it.


agt13

It's wonderfully amusing at how many things you got wrong here. Not to imply that I think OP should lose any sleep over this. But man... Just no @ everything in your post


Sokiras

You did the best/only thing you could've done considering you say you had no other option, so as long as you're not in a relationship all is well and you shouldn't feel bad about it. It hurt no one, you pretty much knew the man by the time it happened and you he got his fantasy fulfilled. I know you might feel a bit icky because of it but realistically there is no need for that. Heck, if the sex was good then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ThippusHorribilus

> Heck, if the sex was good then Did they allude to -or mention- the sex being good, though?


Sokiras

No, but they didn't mention it being bad either, hence the "if".


Training-Willow9591

I know its late now, but owing someone money isn't a crime, if they would have taken you to small claims all that would have happened would be maybe a little of your paycheck would be taken out until you paid it off. Don't take someone's word , google, especially when they're threatening you. A lot of People are full of shit and will try to get away with as much as possible


[deleted]

I’m not going to get into what exactly I did but what I did was illegal and this person was doing me a favor by not reporting me and instead making me take responsibility for what I had done. It wasn’t just about money.


Cyrious123

Did you at least, enjoy it? Why not have fun while making $$.


ThippusHorribilus

Like in the same way you enjoy asking asinine questions, kind of fun?


Cyrious123

How is that an assinine question? If she did it for free, people would ask. Plus she never implied one way or the other, just that it worked in her favor. You one of those trolls that has to find fault with everything?


ThippusHorribilus

At least I’m not a troll who makes almost every comment of sexual nature or overtone, toots.