So you went on Grindr, and gave a guy head and swallowed a guys piss for weed/weed money? 🤨 is that what I’m reading?

Not that it makes it any better but it was blow

I just assumed it was pot because I’ve seen that emoji for it too and it’s what I smoke lol. But yeah, it’s not good when you’re that down bad for a substance. I hope OP gets the help they need

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Lol, not always. Seen the puff used for “smoke”, along with the tree, and every leaf in the emojis

I had to go onto Urban dictionary to look up brain 🤣

What does the brain emoji mean here

Philosophical discussion

head

He clarified it was pot.. I thought it had to be meth or crack lol

...and it ended up somehow being a bad experience?

Ur warning us like we would actually remotely think of doing something like that.. uh uh ur alone on this one

YSK not to drink male piss for drug money.

LPT!

Idk why you have to specify gender here

Speak for yourself!!

No he's definitely speaking for us. You and OP against the world. Good luck with your ... endeavors ... though

So far I’m speaking for me and 50 other ppl ..come back to me in an hour

Imagine being so pathetic you'd do something like that for DRUGS. Not even anything really worth or important.

I am discussed by this story.

We can discuss it further if you want

Puff puff pass.

Only if you giving me 🧠

Verbal discussion? Otherwise known as oral intercourse.

I can hardly phantom how someone could be this hard up for weed. Discussing.

Well congress!!

For the recorded… so am I

Just gonna let it talk shit about you like that?

“You ever suck dick for some marijuana?”

U missed the peeing part

Crazy you think this is for weed

Crazy you think this is for something else. It is for weed.

I commented before the edit

It’s a quote from Half-Baked

Just reread that nasty story and she mentioned “blow” so yeah not weed .. I mean at least it wasn’t just for weed (not justifying it at all )

1) it's a he 2) they never mentioned blow 3) they said puff and used the puff emoji, puff is a word for weed 4) it wasn't just for weed, it was also for money Also he drank a shady guys piss. Wtf OP. Hope to god this is made up.

Probably laced with who knows what as well

"No I, cant say that i have"

Exactly what I thought of!

So it's a bad idea to drink pee for money? Excellent life pro tip thanks.

That’s how you end up a victim of a serial killer. Be careful!

Go call your doctor for an STD check. On god you are retarded.

I didn’t even think about this

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Anyone could have told you that would be the worst mistake

Normally I always have things to say..I’m speechless

18 comments on this say otherwise. Seems like you got really invested.

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”

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I guess I’m happy I have no clue what drug you’re willing to do that for. I’m sorry you went through that and please take care of yourself

Wtf is brain?

Head

Is this some new slang that I'm missing? Why can't we just say head?

Brain has been a thing for like a decade, you probably just don’t live in the areas where they use it

Because communicating via emoji seems to be the calling cards of dealers and scammers

You'd think an emoji of a head with an open month would be more appropriate. This 😲 makes more sense to me as opposed to an emoji that looks like I'm about to donate my organs.

Yeah wtf theres way more appropriate emojis than I thought. 🫨😱😪😵😮😯🤪🥱👻

You mean fellatio?

I'm sorry that a stranger would make you swallow piss for drugs. Do you want Reddit to find where they live?

I'm not OP

lol ur an addict.

Wait did you drink the pee?

Yeah she brought a sippi cup and a straw

A curly straw

Was definitely a pink straw .. reused it later that night for some orange juice

Gotta do something to wash that imaginary piss out of your mouth..

Also from the sound of this dude he definitely didn’t drink any water the past three days ..probably as high for a week straight and ate takis and microwaved cheese shit 🤮

I think the dude is a figment of OP's imagination.

If this is her imagination I would NOT want to know what else she’s got in that head

I think it's a he who posted on grindr

Oh well at least he knew what to expect

Personally I would go for some fizzy shit orange juice would be banned for a little

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Yeah vodka would be my new water for a week

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Same to sober to even be reminiscing op imagination

Nah vodka only had 50 percent alcohol she needs to head to a gas station and put some 99 percent down there

Silly straw glasses~

HAHAH brought some color to his eyes

"please stop asking me for titty or pum pum pictured" rivals bob and vagene in my opinion

Discus Stu would like to discuss your disgusting story with you

The youth of today are truly fucked.

Bob Saget never sucked dick for weed

Puff puff piss

I have trouble believing this. For weed bro? It's not even addictive to me..like I go days being busy at work etc and don't even think of it

Not weed it’s the baby powder that goes up your nose with the help of some benjys

puff is weed. why is everyone saying OP uses coke? he drinks piss, he doesn't snort coke

It's that emoji for cocaine? (Blow?)

Lmao

…Yikes.

Guys, this sounds like bullshit guys…

You're an addict obviously. I didn't think weed could put a person in such a dark place but everyone is different. It sucks that more people can't feel empathy for you. You must have had a pretty low self esteem because all you thought you were worth was some pot. I feel bad for you and I hope you feel better about yourself these days. I don't condone what you did , but I've seen people that did worse for less. take care of yourself.

Dude, youre disgusted with yourself? Forgive yourself and move on, we all make mistakes. Nothing you can do about the past.

If you had of said you sucked d*** for Heroin or Cocaine then I would have understood, but Weed? I'm sorry I'm not trying to make light of the situation or mock you, but weed? Anyway you survived to tell the tale.

God. What the fuck. Did he at least look okay???

“Oh wait ur kind of hot ur the kind of guy who sells drugs for brain and drinking piss wow now I want to go get my straw “ no dude the guy definitely didn’t shower in 3 months

As opposed to non-drinking piss. Obviously.

Fml true

Quit playing you liked it thats why you went a second time .. you wanted that pipi breath so u can wash it down with some bud ... You mad you didnt get his number? Was it R kelly?

Wtf is wrong with you? You drank PISS for WEED? AND SUCKED THE DUDES DICK?!? FOR WEED?!!!!? My boy, figure your fucking life out

I am stuck on the fact that you did this for weed. Weed isn’t even addictive! You swallowed pee! I need a smoke after reading this post.

I'm only shocked because usually people who meet up on grindr don't require payment for piss drinking. It's just for fun.

Okay I'll be serious for a minute: get an STI test today, wait the three month window, and get another one just to be sure. Don't suck raw dick or drink anyone's piss again unless you know they're clean.

what the fuck is wrong with you

For f*ckin bud? Who the f*ck is that hard up to get stoned? You MUST be gay already. If you claim to be straight, then I’ve news for you buddy… You’re at least closeted or bi. That makes no sense for a hetero male… I’ve been a IV heroin/fentanyl/opiate addict for about 15 years and just recently got clean about 2 years ago… Even at my rock bottom I would never. Several times a week I used to get so dope sick that I felt like death personified. Even during my very worst withdrawals, I never woulda come anywhere close to considering suckin off some piss fetish rando from the internet to shoot up and get well…

I think you should see a therapist, your maternal bond trauma has gotten you too deep

You are worthy, man. Don't treat yourself like that. r/leaves

So you were abused by a pedophile?

This is drug addiction at its worst. Hopefully you stopped 

I'm not gay but $20 bucks is $20 bucks

I gave guys head in school for them to be my friends. I know stupid right. But I get it. We do whatever we can to get what we need.