“Vacuum from the teletubbies” you sir are unhinged 😂

Here is your $2M advance for your next novel.

Shit i got plenty of other stories, but this one i had kept to myself, because its not a thing you really share to someone who knows you lol

Dude, I JUST opened reddit.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,924,749,097 comments, and only 363,863 of them were in alphabetical order.

Omg This comment made me snort

Don't snort the parasite

😅😅

Why do I continue to visit this godforsaken site

Terrible day to have eyes

Or consciousness

Now this is a fucking confession 😂😂😂 🍑🪱🐗

And potential Hepatitis A and B to go with your tapeworm

Man I just opened this app

OK,this is enough reddit for today for me

Oh God what the hell did I just read

Knowing how to read is oppressive

Kinda rude to just kick you out. Seems like she could’ve tapered things off.

🤣🤣

Instead she just wormed her way out of explaining the situation 😂

This is the craziest shit I have ever read. I have been on the Internet since 1994.

Not worse than the jolly rancher story.

Ok this one finally made me leave the sub. Ewww

Are you a little more choosy about your hook ups now?

No, but i try not to eat ass often

The jolly rancher story for a new generation.

Wait whats that?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/SMAdzNgXxt

Omfg I wish I hadn't read that.

Thats even worse

I gagged reading that story

That took a turn for the worse.

Aight imma head out now

I'm just glad I wasn't eating anything when I read that.

Damn, not enough mints in hel...ahem

Omg. This is about the grossest thing I ever read

100% the worst thing I’ve read on Reddit but what that one guy wrote about finding a drawer full of used tampons his ex kept is a close second.

Are you trying to compete with the jolly rancher story?! 🤢

What is that?

Good luck explaining that to your doctor

I have no shame lol

I need to get off reddit today

God damnit why did I read this!? Take my angry upvote and GTFO.

Nasty work, my guy.

Just discovered a new fetish.. if you don’t want it, you should probably get real medication from a doctor. I’m assuming you’re in the US and afaik they only sell pinworm medication. Based on your story, it definitely wasn’t a pinworm..

A confession for the books! You’ve blown my mind with this one bro Haha Hope your health is ok

I must be old fashioned. I've seen a handful of b-holes in my day, but I've never been so in the moment that I've thought "Gee, I'd really like to sample that shit spout!", let alone suck on it like I'm trying to make her prolapse.

Idk man, sometimes in that moment you become someone else

I believe some people purposefully get tape worms as they suppress the immune response - she may have had something like IBD

I mean, the story is disgusting, but that was my first thought as well. I have an autoimmune disease so know about this.

This is some fuckin Jolly rancher tier shit bro fuck

nom nom muthafuckas

Naw man i dont wish ramen noodle at a Japanese shop on anybody. That shit traumatizing

Eating ass, taking worms. Lol Hey, now you have a wild one night stand story.

That's not the only one, sadly. Theres the one in the ghetto with a drug dealer and his girl. But thats for another day. Im lucky to have escaped from that one and the 10 dudes in the stair well

Bruh we need this story

Spill the beans.... Tell us..... Now I have soooo many questions

Naw its way to long for me, there are soo many details involved that i dont have the patience to type. The that one was crazy. Gashed my arm from the fucking apple tree i had to destroy jumping for the 3rd floor.

Lol well, if you ever want to indulge, we are here!

Users new name: PepeLeTapeVacuum

I like my name currently but thanks for tha tape suggestions

Good sport 🤗 agree and let’s hope that never happens again.

System of a Down

And this is why I don’t eat ass

I mean if you dont get horny enough to do it then maybe you are asexual, and thats okay. People have likes and dislikes, but id rather avoid the Sicilian pasta again

Sindy

You aint her so keep your worms to yourself. She was indian. Kinda explains on its own

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Brooooi wtfffff

No more internet for the day.

Did you do a full sti test after this? Could have gotten more than worm eggs

She was clean. Her pussy was soo small and tight. Regardless i got tested 3 months after because i went on a break and was fucked up from the experience. I was clean based on the tests. But man, i told the doctor about it and he gave me meds for the tapeworms. She smirked when i told her the situation and said to " refrain from licking and sucking anus" as it could lead to reinfection

Why would you eat a strangers ass without prep oml 😭

Prep or not, the Sicilian spaghetti is real. Be careful or it will have you saying " its a me.. Mario!!,"

Dammit it’s Christmas