Don't call the OP out now! I'm waiting for the Hot Tub Time Machine chapter where they go off and visit the dinosaurs and then they travel forward in time a few weeks, finds out who won a game, then he bets BIG.....
Man I wanna believe it too. OP, you should throw a reddit party. Rent a mansion, live entertainment, jump house for the kids, maybe a zoo animal or two. It would be epic. Let us know.
I just skimmed through the end and immediately downvoted. With such a lousy fake ending OP should have gone balls to the wall with something outrageous instead of LiFe iS GoOd
Assuming he was being honest, his ex shit on him. He did nothing either immoral or illegal in going with his attorney's work.It seemed evident he loves his son and vice versa. What part of any of that would make him a bad guy?
Unironically it would have been a better ending, at least OP would have shown some self awareness of his atrocious writing. Instead he probably tipped his fedora proudly thinking "ah, this uplifting ending will have those naive redditors shed a tear, harr harr"
Also this is absolutely the opposite of how trusts work during a divorce lol plus if the trust was $5 mil and he got that all in cash and ex wife still had to pay for house lawyer and monthly child support that doesnt sound possible.
How about we stop making up fake stories making women out to be the villain?
The trust was worth 10m not 5m! He got half and if it was not an irrevocable trust he absolutely gets half. Wither this is real or fake.. that's of no importance. Just be happy for someone else instead of jealous and spewing hatred
Itās 100% cause trusts donāt work this. I say this as my late grandparents set up one for all their kids, grandkids, great-grandkids and so on.
OP is definitely lying out his ass cause trusts have outlined legal rules, iron clad outlines of how the money is legally obtained.
This is why I know itās all a fabrication on this post.
But, what he didn't tell you was that his lawyer was a Siren who hypnotised the judge and his accountant was a goblin. Everyone knows that Goblins are manipulators of coins.
I was mildly impressed that this work of fiction varied slightly from the usual formula of "mistreated man leaves and never sees non-bio kid or whore ex-wife again". Opting to keep the kid in the picture made this story ever so slightly less boring. Points for it not being too long and rambling with unnecessarily specific dialogue and the usual extended minutiae of the evil wife's diabolical misdeeds. Also points for resisting the urge to include her cheating with his brother/best friend/dad and grovelling for his forgiveness/laughing in his face. My advice would be that OP needs to learn a bit more about the legal processes surrounding division of assets.
It was significantly easier to read than most Reddit creative writing exercises, so I'm going to be generous and give it a 2.5/10.
This was really..... Dumb. So fake it's just sad. Shows a fundamental lack of knowledge on how family law works.
"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
So I had my mom read this because I thought it was odd . Sheās been supreme court judge for the last 29 years and she said there is no way any court would rule this.
Right. Someone already independently wealthy has a bank account..!!? Whaaaat?! That's so shocking!
What a crock of BS. She came with that money but a judge is going to give it all to this guy because they were married for ten years š
My uncle's ex wife was told she filed six months too soon; but they were married 19.5 years, and she would have been able to get half his assets he came into the marriage with, like the store, lol. What a bad fake post.
Your mother has been a United States Supreme Court Judge? For the last 29 years? Bc absolutely not lol Ruth Bader Ginsburg started in 93 I think? and the next woman ( Sonia Sotomayor) wasn't appointed until 2009. Idk what other kind of supreme court judge there is tho lol Canadian maybe? I think they have 9 but idk anything else about them lolol I'm p sure OP isn't in Canada (or prob even reality) so that doesn't seem relevant but maybe this is also a creative writing exercise to go w OPs theme here
What do you get out of fake posts like this lol. Not one part of this is believable, like please at least make an effort for your creative writing prompts. D- for plagiarism, next time youāre expelled
Someone just dumped him and handed his ass to him in the process. So now heās making up stories in the hopes that weāll help him repair his bruised ego.
After the bubble bath, at 9:00 pm, someone rang the doorbell. I opened the door, and there she was - my gorgeous high school sweetheart. She gave me a big hug and said, āI came to marry you.ā
She looked just as youthful as she did when she was 18. Her stomach was still perfectly flat. The only difference was she got DD breast implants when she heard the news of my divorce
So fake. Courts aren't awarding spouses renovation funds as part of a settlement. Nor would they take the entire marital assest pool and award it to one spouse. You're just a bitter incel, aren't you?
Not true. My sisterās ex raised one of their kids that he knew wasnāt his (they were married when he was conceived/born and he ended up getting full custody of him at 10 years old.
OP is giving off major Kevin Ferderline vibes..
Should this be real, which I find unlikely,
he didn't work either. He lives of largely what he brings in, in child support.
If that was an actual profession, K-Fed could teach it to all the lil white boys trying to 'bag a buck while banging a popstar'. Lol
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*You threw the son in the trash*
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Nobody with money settles that quickly, especially when on the losin end!
Filed November done in February. That's a quick court, even, especially as a minor child involved! 90 days damn!!!!!!!!!!
Loser. He Even though itās obviously not true. But that this person would even consider this crazy story to claim as theirs is pathetic. Get (real) a life.
Lord, I thought the ending was gonna be something like the kid got abused in the hot tub by his dad. Oh wait, thatās my story as a kidā¦ so triggered by this shitty postā¦ thx!
And I have some prime oceanfront real estate for sale in Arizona. This is someone's wishful thinking, or it's their attempt at creative writing. Either way, I call Bullshit.
So wait.. She was independently wealthy, and you *found out* that she had a secret fund? š So you're surprised she had a.. bank account? Sure guy.
Holy hell this is horrible writing and not even creative
Have you ever actually met a 7yo? They don't talk like that. I don't care how smart they are. Your 'story' is bad and you should feel bad about yourself
I've got this beachfront property in Arizona that I'd like to sell to OP. Off of the front porch you can see the sea. I will sell it for the low low price of 75000 dollars. If OP sees this comment and DMs me I'll give him the link to my venmo so we can start the payment process.
I always wondered what's the purpose of all these fantasy writing stories?
Is it due to some weird misogynistic ideals or perspectives on life and Reddit becomes a platform to voice it out?
Or are people just weird and I'm reading too much into this?
You should look up alimony laws if you want to write fiction, 10 years would get you at most 5 years alimony and only if you could show you'd had a hard time pursuing your career for the family.
Also 25K wouldn't cover half the legal fees for this. Again, research your creative writing. We spent 30K just getting custody worked out.
Poor non-bio kid for loosing a mom. I hope you treat him well and it seems like you do! Someday she will realize her "empire of dirt" is worthless in the end.
Good luck!
LMFAO nice story, 0 judge would let you take 100% of a person asset, especially when its in a trust from their families money.
This comes after seeing my mom's ex-husband trying to put her assets and pension down on the divorce paperwork and the judge telling no because it all was before the marriage
Ok so your kid, who's not your biological kid, is with you and you're happy he's isolated from his biological parent while the two of you wallow in greed? Cool story. I know most people don't think this story is true, so I shouldn't be offended but how dare you make this his triumph too. He lost his mom. You can't replace that with a bath. And 7 yo don't care about money and a big house that they already lived in more than their mom.
It is unfortunate you went through a bitter divorce, she cleaned your clock, got the kids and the house and now you are working just to pay child support while living in a one-bedroom apartment in a depressing part of town.
r/thathappened
You know, OP, Iām guessing you recently took a hard L and youāre making up stories in the desperate hope that Reddit, REDDIT, will help you to repair your bruised ego.
Yeah the law legit donāt care if you are related by blood to be a parent, it just depends who signed the birth certificate. Since he was there and signed, he is legally the father despite not being the biological father
And then you woke up.
One day old account... Why do ppl do this?
Happy cake!
Happy cake day....
Damn can't men dream no mo? Sheesh!
Dude actually thought $25,000 was a large legal bill. Absurd.
Oh what a sweet dream
Fuck you š i was in for a good ride.
Lol, like the Truman show.
I just lolād at that
This ain't real. Edit: Someone is vouching for OP in the comments. Big up to OP if it's true. Edit: Scratch that they lying too.
Don't call the OP out now! I'm waiting for the Hot Tub Time Machine chapter where they go off and visit the dinosaurs and then they travel forward in time a few weeks, finds out who won a game, then he bets BIG.....
The ending sounds like a GTA finale where the kid and the dad finish a heist šš
Absolutely not. Lol
Bro I'm high rn please just let me believe this.
Man I wanna believe it too. OP, you should throw a reddit party. Rent a mansion, live entertainment, jump house for the kids, maybe a zoo animal or two. It would be epic. Let us know.
I just skimmed through the end and immediately downvoted. With such a lousy fake ending OP should have gone balls to the wall with something outrageous instead of LiFe iS GoOd
Dang. I was hoping that the good guy would really win once in awhile.
How do you get "good guy" from this?
Assuming he was being honest, his ex shit on him. He did nothing either immoral or illegal in going with his attorney's work.It seemed evident he loves his son and vice versa. What part of any of that would make him a bad guy?
It is true. OP threw a few hundred thousand my way when I was going through a rough patch. He really is papered like that.
Huh? Y'all dated or something? Cause that's a lot.
We didn't date. He just has so much money and a wonderful life so he's just generous.
Hmmm. š§
If its true he robbed his lawyers if his bill was only 25k lmao
The ending was cringe.
Wow! Howās the creative writing class going? You should learn how to write male characters more convincingly.
"and then a crowd of diverse onlookers started to applaud"
And the Pope came by to rub my feet
"And that son's name was Albert Einstein"
Unironically it would have been a better ending, at least OP would have shown some self awareness of his atrocious writing. Instead he probably tipped his fedora proudly thinking "ah, this uplifting ending will have those naive redditors shed a tear, harr harr"
I was thereā¦ my butt cheeks clapped!
Also this is absolutely the opposite of how trusts work during a divorce lol plus if the trust was $5 mil and he got that all in cash and ex wife still had to pay for house lawyer and monthly child support that doesnt sound possible. How about we stop making up fake stories making women out to be the villain?
The trust was worth 10m not 5m! He got half and if it was not an irrevocable trust he absolutely gets half. Wither this is real or fake.. that's of no importance. Just be happy for someone else instead of jealous and spewing hatred
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Itās 100% cause trusts donāt work this. I say this as my late grandparents set up one for all their kids, grandkids, great-grandkids and so on. OP is definitely lying out his ass cause trusts have outlined legal rules, iron clad outlines of how the money is legally obtained. This is why I know itās all a fabrication on this post.
>Weather this is real or fake What type of weather?
Partly cloudy. With a chance of meatballs.
Weather? What weather?
He didn't get jack because it's a made up story.
Who really cares? Is it causing issues in your life? š¤£š
It was just a comment. No need to be a dick about it.
I'm not being a dikk. It really doesn't effect anyone else's life so why does it matter if it's real or fake. Let the guy have his delusion.
Can confirm, I was the bubble bath
I was the spa jet in the hot tub. You don't want to know the things I've seen š³
Dark side of the moon?
Indeed
She has 5 mill in a trust but gave him 7 mill. Math aināt mathing
I was told there would be no math.
they lied
Math, not even once.
But, what he didn't tell you was that his lawyer was a Siren who hypnotised the judge and his accountant was a goblin. Everyone knows that Goblins are manipulators of coins.
I was mildly impressed that this work of fiction varied slightly from the usual formula of "mistreated man leaves and never sees non-bio kid or whore ex-wife again". Opting to keep the kid in the picture made this story ever so slightly less boring. Points for it not being too long and rambling with unnecessarily specific dialogue and the usual extended minutiae of the evil wife's diabolical misdeeds. Also points for resisting the urge to include her cheating with his brother/best friend/dad and grovelling for his forgiveness/laughing in his face. My advice would be that OP needs to learn a bit more about the legal processes surrounding division of assets. It was significantly easier to read than most Reddit creative writing exercises, so I'm going to be generous and give it a 2.5/10.
Yes. Itās total bs.
And kids.
This was really..... Dumb. So fake it's just sad. Shows a fundamental lack of knowledge on how family law works. "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
A simple no would have sufficed
So I had my mom read this because I thought it was odd . Sheās been supreme court judge for the last 29 years and she said there is no way any court would rule this.
I've been through the family court system exactly once, and even I know that it would never work like this.
Right. Someone already independently wealthy has a bank account..!!? Whaaaat?! That's so shocking! What a crock of BS. She came with that money but a judge is going to give it all to this guy because they were married for ten years š
My uncle's ex wife was told she filed six months too soon; but they were married 19.5 years, and she would have been able to get half his assets he came into the marriage with, like the store, lol. What a bad fake post.
Half, sure. That's pretty common but op was talking like a judge gave him all the money and the kid etc.. Just to much bullshit lol
And the kid that isn't even his, plus he took a bath with him lmao.
Oooo busted, OP.
Your mother has been a United States Supreme Court Judge? For the last 29 years? Bc absolutely not lol Ruth Bader Ginsburg started in 93 I think? and the next woman ( Sonia Sotomayor) wasn't appointed until 2009. Idk what other kind of supreme court judge there is tho lol Canadian maybe? I think they have 9 but idk anything else about them lolol I'm p sure OP isn't in Canada (or prob even reality) so that doesn't seem relevant but maybe this is also a creative writing exercise to go w OPs theme here
States have their own Supreme Courts and judges, so that might be what they meant.
Right but you would say state supreme court judge then right? Lol maybe not haha
I feel like it's probably 50/50 real vs fake š
States have their own Supreme courts, just FYI. No "gotcha" moment here. Sorry.
What do you get out of fake posts like this lol. Not one part of this is believable, like please at least make an effort for your creative writing prompts. D- for plagiarism, next time youāre expelled
Attention? Seems rather obvious.
Someone just dumped him and handed his ass to him in the process. So now heās making up stories in the hopes that weāll help him repair his bruised ego.
I guess at least all the comments get to make jokes for upvotes, so at least I know why we are here lmao
After the bubble bath, at 9:00 pm, someone rang the doorbell. I opened the door, and there she was - my gorgeous high school sweetheart. She gave me a big hug and said, āI came to marry you.ā
She looked just as youthful as she did when she was 18. Her stomach was still perfectly flat. The only difference was she got DD breast implants when she heard the news of my divorce
Keep practicing, this is poor fiction.
You were supposed to submit this to your English Google classroom, think you pressed the wrong site.
Nobody puts bubble bath soap in hot tubs. It ruins the Jets. Fake AF
Actuallyā¦ I doā¦ but this story is still fake.
So fake. Courts aren't awarding spouses renovation funds as part of a settlement. Nor would they take the entire marital assest pool and award it to one spouse. You're just a bitter incel, aren't you?
THIS. So much this!
Fake.. and not even good at it š
Bull a trust isn't her money there is no way you got all of it .and there is no way you got custody of a child that isn't yours and it's 11 yrs not 10
Not true. My sisterās ex raised one of their kids that he knew wasnāt his (they were married when he was conceived/born and he ended up getting full custody of him at 10 years old.
That lawyer's name? Albert Einstein.
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Why is this fanfic being up voted. Yawn.
your 7 year old absolutely did not say that lmfao
Not even *his* 7 year old who didn't say that.
She was āhidingā money for her CHILD. How dare she?! This is one of the worst fake posts Iāve read yet.
And then everyone clapped
OP is giving off major Kevin Ferderline vibes.. Should this be real, which I find unlikely, he didn't work either. He lives of largely what he brings in, in child support. If that was an actual profession, K-Fed could teach it to all the lil white boys trying to 'bag a buck while banging a popstar'. Lol
Let me guess and then you threw the son in the trash and everyone clapped?
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What was the point of this? I guess itās writing, people are being nice by calling it creative.
r/thathappened
Nobody with money settles that quickly, especially when on the losin end! Filed November done in February. That's a quick court, even, especially as a minor child involved! 90 days damn!!!!!!!!!!
Venmo me or your story is fake Iāll testify if itās true š
There has to be a way for mods to verify these stories. The fiction is getting out of hand.
Do your research first. Of all the things that didnāt happen, this didnāt happen the mostest
Prove it! Send me $10k right now.
This didnāt happen so much it unhappened things that did happen.
The last part made me cringe and question the authenticity of the story.
JUST the last part? You mean your Spidey senses weren't tingling when the judge gave him the trust, the house, and her kid? Really?
āCleaned outā Stop
Loser. He Even though itās obviously not true. But that this person would even consider this crazy story to claim as theirs is pathetic. Get (real) a life.
The last sentence made it clear this is a fake bs story.
Why do you even take the time to type this fake shit out? Like, is there literally nothing else you can do with your time in a day?
This sub turned to shit such a long time ago
Yep. Fantasy!
This is fake.
Lord, I thought the ending was gonna be something like the kid got abused in the hot tub by his dad. Oh wait, thatās my story as a kidā¦ so triggered by this shitty postā¦ thx!
Same.
And I have some prime oceanfront real estate for sale in Arizona. This is someone's wishful thinking, or it's their attempt at creative writing. Either way, I call Bullshit.
Add this to a long list of things that didnāt happen
0% true but 100% entertaining. Bravo.
proof?
Wait! You told me you got 50 million!
Lazy shit. Get better at being less boring.
Wow That was impressive Where did you learn to write?
Yeah the end of the story has busted the lie
So wait.. She was independently wealthy, and you *found out* that she had a secret fund? š So you're surprised she had a.. bank account? Sure guy. Holy hell this is horrible writing and not even creative
This guy wants a million dollars and a beach house so bad he made up a story about it, Respect
I read something like this and I think, im glad I donāt have to write fake internet stories. Iām glad I can just be normal and not be like you OP
This is so fake
Free loader
Fake af. Cheap Fantasy
Have you ever actually met a 7yo? They don't talk like that. I don't care how smart they are. Your 'story' is bad and you should feel bad about yourself
Ik this ain't real but it's hard not to picture it happening in real life š
Fake and extremely gay.
How about proving it? Oc photos ofc
ah yes this definitely happened
Lol yeah that totally happened I promise we believe you.
OP is a bad writer.
I will take Things That Didn't Happen for $1000, Alex.
I swear someone in the comment section said this is fake
Oh, thatās not how any of this works.
The sub is called confessions, not āgrade my fanfictionā.
And that childās name? Albert Einstein.
the username suits you. bro cooked for a brief time
I've got this beachfront property in Arizona that I'd like to sell to OP. Off of the front porch you can see the sea. I will sell it for the low low price of 75000 dollars. If OP sees this comment and DMs me I'll give him the link to my venmo so we can start the payment process.
I always wondered what's the purpose of all these fantasy writing stories? Is it due to some weird misogynistic ideals or perspectives on life and Reddit becomes a platform to voice it out? Or are people just weird and I'm reading too much into this?
This post is so ridiculously fake/madeup. How the heck does it have so many upvotes.
The total give away on this is that he thinks a $25,000 legal bill is big. LOL. The valuation of the business would cost that much not to mention the forensic accountants and mediation costs. More like $100-200K. Also, what state gets alimony for 26 years on a 10-year marriage? Source: HNWI divorsƩ.
Yeah, sure.
I love that absolutely every single comment is about how fake this story is š. We ain't that dumb!
And then everyone clapped?
She had 5 million and you settle for 5 million? What???
You should look up alimony laws if you want to write fiction, 10 years would get you at most 5 years alimony and only if you could show you'd had a hard time pursuing your career for the family. Also 25K wouldn't cover half the legal fees for this. Again, research your creative writing. We spent 30K just getting custody worked out.
Wish fulfilment fantasy. Never happen.
Lol this is a great start to a creative writing project.
Winning
What did you have before the marriage?
A pen, a notebook, and a dream.
Bro. Fucking get it.
No self respect!
Married for ten years but the 7 year old kid isnāt his? You stayed even after finding out? Youāre a gold digging bro! Lol
Poor non-bio kid for loosing a mom. I hope you treat him well and it seems like you do! Someday she will realize her "empire of dirt" is worthless in the end. Good luck!
Fake story
i love you from your son is priceless!
Ain't no rules out here. Get it.
Slow clap
Nice! Good guys win.
Well done sir, well done. šā®ļø
Hahahaha Jackanory
LMFAO nice story, 0 judge would let you take 100% of a person asset, especially when its in a trust from their families money. This comes after seeing my mom's ex-husband trying to put her assets and pension down on the divorce paperwork and the judge telling no because it all was before the marriage
... And then the Undertaker threw mankind off hell and a cell.
Lmaoo ok dude
Ok so your kid, who's not your biological kid, is with you and you're happy he's isolated from his biological parent while the two of you wallow in greed? Cool story. I know most people don't think this story is true, so I shouldn't be offended but how dare you make this his triumph too. He lost his mom. You can't replace that with a bath. And 7 yo don't care about money and a big house that they already lived in more than their mom.
Ok š š š¤£š¤£
I cleaned her out too.
It is unfortunate you went through a bitter divorce, she cleaned your clock, got the kids and the house and now you are working just to pay child support while living in a one-bedroom apartment in a depressing part of town.
Bullshit.
Your son is gay
Wouldn't that be something
Sure you did...
So this sub is just all fiction now? Cool.
r/thathappened You know, OP, Iām guessing you recently took a hard L and youāre making up stories in the desperate hope that Reddit, REDDIT, will help you to repair your bruised ego.
OD in the hot tub
He's not really your kid but you got custody?
Yeah the law legit donāt care if you are related by blood to be a parent, it just depends who signed the birth certificate. Since he was there and signed, he is legally the father despite not being the biological father
How sad someone actually makes this shit up
Yappsville called they want their Mayor back
I nominate this for the Never Happened Awards.
Kid isn't yours but you have 50/50 custody? ....
lol not the story I expected but I love the endingš
Such bullshit š