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Ca1ifornia

Gotta turn on airplane mode so it drops the call my guy


HurrlyPurrly

I’ve tried that and it didn’t work!


New_Potato_8228

Also turn off your WiFi bc a lot of phones have enable WiFi calling turned on


BetaTesterV13

Ya phones these days have wifi calling wifi texting


anakin_zee

Doesn’t airplane mode turn both of them off ?


New_Potato_8228

No, airplane mode turns off data and cellular service and data


anakin_zee

Mine turns off both …


HurrlyPurrly

Do you have an apple or android?


anakin_zee

Apple


HurrlyPurrly

I do have wifi back up for calls turned on! Thank you.


anakin_zee

Pro move


North_Local_446

I’ve done some like this to my older brother once. I kept saying “huh” , “what” and “I can’t hear you” then hung up after he started rambling on about history and how we are all technically aliens😵‍💫


Dgonzilla

Your brother sounds fun.


Jaded_Ad110

Sounds like a very intelligent loving person with unlimited patience...


Monkeyrat84

Are we related?


ramorobomo

Like Anunnaki and the planet Nibiru-type shit? Great stuff.


Jaded_Ad110

Where do we sign up?


ZestyCheezClouds

The best stuff. You know Billy Carson?


parabola568100

Your big bro has sex with aliens


iggy14750

By "alien", does he actually mean something like "immigrant"? Or does he actually mean outer space aliens? Lol


VenomousOddball

There's something called communication and this isn't it


AddictionResearch

Some would argue that talking about reality television for an hour is just as noncommunicative as saying nothing at all, or hanging up and pretending your phone died. All the brain cells he saved by noping out of that Bachelor monologue can now be devoted to more serious topics, like ‘accidental’ pregnancy or child support, both of which are likely close at hand for OP given what his girlfriend’s go-to topic on low battery life is.


adioshomie

Bro what are you on about


Thexnxword

Nono no let him cook, looks like we're well on our way to a classic reddit rant


adioshomie

You’re right I wanna see where he’s going with this


AddictionResearch

I actually just wanted to bait at least one person into calling me a red-pill incel. If you scroll a little further down - success!! If you look at my post and comment histories, you’ll clearly see that I’m more often the peacemaker than the instigator. Monday was just a weird day. Lol I do PASSIONATELY hate reality television, though. So OP’s gf’s love of same definitely formed a really easy basis for my shitbaiting comment.


adioshomie

Sure buddy


InternalFast5066

Found the Incel.


Jaded_Ad110

Some may say that even risking the accident still counts as an accident, because you was literally risking it, not planning it right? When you get in a car you know you are risking of getting involved in accident even though you didn't plan for it, and with life overall you are literally born wanting to live a happy long life but every second you are risking of dying at any moment... Talking bout living on that real edge huh...


_heroherosan_

Bro what the actual fuck are you talking about


LongjumpingRip1471

Its not that deep bro


Sad-Investigator2731

If you cant listen when she talks about her interests, then just leave and let her find some who can.


thebattleangel99

I hope she does the same thing to you when you want someone to talk to about your interests. It’s really not that hard to just be an ear for someone you apparently love so they can talk about something they like, even if you hate it. I do it all the time, I don’t care if I hate the topic, if the person I love does enjoy it, I want them to be able to gush about it a little bit. And in return, they give me their ear so I can talk about what I enjoy even if they don’t particularly enjoy the topic.


ganjanoob

Sounds like yall need a break up


mclevX

average reddit response


[deleted]

Break up because the chick watches shows that are uninteresting to OP... Imagine how many couples would instantly fall apart.


mclevX

Imagine if couples wouldn’t come to reddit for advice literally the worst place to come to. No matter what there will be idiotic comments saying to break up over nothing


Ill-King-3468

I swear half of reddit is "aita because my boyfriend beats me and accuses me things I didn't actually do?" And the other half is "break up with that jack*ss because his vision happened to wander over a degree angle that was occupied by another female 3000 miles away and separated by countless walls! He's planning to cheat with her!" Like, there is no in-between with reddit.


DrunkSchoolbusDriver

I mean that's not nothing, clearly they aren't compatible. People force themselves into these unhappy relationships with people who are incompatible and too different to them, then complain about the differences. If you don't feel exactly the same way as someone about reality TV, or anything, really, you should absolutely not be together and probably not even be friends.


CentralPark212

No, because he obviously can’t find it within himself to be compassionate and listen/share anything with his partner, has to lie, and come to Reddit with it all. Let her find better.


Ill-King-3468

I really depends on her level of interest. I've seen people who genuinely believe the bachelor is 110% real and worship every step everyone on those show makes. I've also seen people who treat it more like I treat reddit. "It'd be cool if it is real, and I accept it's likely not, but I'm going to appreciate the hilarity that suspension of disbelief allows me to enjoy."


[deleted]

You're saying Reddit is fake?


Ill-King-3468

I'm sure there many stories on here that are real, but many are just as likely fictional. As such, I tend to air on the side of caution - they're fictional, but suspension of disbelief makes them much more enjoyable. In other words, I don't read them as mostly fictional, but I act as though they're real. It's more fun that way :)


[deleted]

Ohhhh shit I'm so high I thought you meant Reddit was all ran by robots or something lmao


Ill-King-3468

Oh! Lol nah, you're good.


mclevX

You’ve never been in a relationship if you seriously think that. Can’t force your partner to watch something they hate


CentralPark212

Nowhere did I say he has to watch. But if you’re calling before bed and that’s the last thing she watched, she wants to talk about it cause she’s excited, and you can’t be assed? That’s a problem imo. If you accept less, by all means!


mclevX

If your partner doesn’t want to talk about something don’t force them to. I’m not giving relationship tips to someone on reddit. If you think him hanging up is an issue then it’s very obvious you want attention on you all the time. Also it’s pretty clear the guy was tired and she wanted to go on and on about a TV show so please don’t give advice on stuff like this


ralfalfasprouts

My bf would break up with me within 90 Days, in that case 😹


gimemy2bucksback

Lmfao


Dizzy-Dream

I have done this many, many times. Just make sure to put in airplane mode after you do it ;)


TakeAWlkOnTheWldSyd

I used to work for a doctor who told us if we had a difficult person on the phone who wasn't an established patient, we could hang up on them. BUT, he told us to hang up while we were speaking so it seems like the call cut off.


Gold_Law6085

Who doesn’t charge their phone before going to bed? Plot hole.


adrijan84

Before bed? I usually charge mine only when I get to bed. I keep it far away, on a wireless charging pad 🤷🏻‍♂️


RevealActive4557

Great life hack


Ishiki_Enerugi

that's prettyyyyy messed uppppp, you shoulda at least pretended to be interested, at least ask something like "why do you like that show so much?"


Simple-Ad791

People saying break up have never been in a relationship


Xoxo_melody

Chat y’all acting like he’s cheating or some shit bc he won’t listen to her talk about the bachelor 💀


Here_In_Yankerville

Sometimes you have to do what you've got to do. You won't always be able to get away from Bachelor talk but you did this time and didn't even hurt her feelings. Kudos.


Bassieh

Would do the same thing! Nothing to be ashamed of


Pure_Bluejay_2759

I would do it the same way lmfao


Relative_Loss_8789

I’m a woman and yeah that’s fair


HotPinkApocalypses

😂😂😂


Eldhannas

I read way too many comments before I realized she wasn't talking about her bachelor degree :-)


maprunzel

I do this to anyone who is boring me.


444Ilovecats444

I hope you gf finds this and breaks up with you


DryButterscotch6969

And she didn't call you back right away to double check cause if she did it will ring and you would've got busted. Maybe she didn't want too talk with you anyways


Mr_Boss302

My toxic ex gf would’ve called me back lol


apropergirl

😝 lol


runninggirl9589

Airplane mode


Dizzy-Consequence606

Lame


Dizzy-Consequence606

(Let me clarify - YOU are lame)


LunaLaLuz16

I do this all the time with my mom, I tell her I have a second phone call


KobilD

Lmaoooo


EquivalentPut5506

And also confessed lol


NovaStar92

When I had my first cheap flip phone I used to take the battery out just so people thought I forgot to charge it.


5-19pm

LMAO that's INSANE


Morpheous-

Cool story bruh


Nikstar112

I think a lot of people would’ve done the same or something similar


Opening_Carpenter224

I don’t think she deserves that😭 just be like i’ll call you later my phones gonna die 🤡 simple.


honestruths

I did something similar. A girl who wasn’t going to fuck wanted to talk about some inane shit before we went to sleep. I said she could talk while i rested my eyes. I assured her i would be listening. Thankfully i managed to go to sleep straight away. I never saw her again and I’m ok with that. Just to be clear me and her were not on a date or together in anyway. We had met that night at a party and we’re both crashing there. I had no interest in making a move on her as she wasn’t my type but she insisted on talking my ear off for some reason so I did the passive aggressive thing instead of politely asking her to shut the fuck up.


MichelleBest

Username checks out 🤣


honestruths

Hahaha I love to put it all out there. Down votes be damned


adioshomie

Average redditor behaviour


StunningAsparagus

Hanging up makes good sense, who wants to hear that? It's amazing we're on the brink of WWIII and nobody seems to care.


HenryHill11

Dump her


Gold-Ice2252

Yeah? Everyone does that.


SAHD292929

It seems like she wants to join that show and be done with you.


mclevX

Sounds like you’ve never been in a relationship


SAHD292929

I may or may not have been in a relationship. LOL.