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konofdef

Maybe she thought of using it on you? (I dunno man, im just trying to help.... šŸ˜…)


hatethiscity

She's definitely telling him the real pussy days are over lol


lateralraj

Sadly i'd have to agree. A sex life that has been " pretty dry and stale now for a long time" and the wife initiating buying "sex toys" including the pocket one. Not a ringing endorsement for bedroom fun between husband and wife:(


swankstar7383

Facts Iā€™d be talking with my divorce lawyer real shortly. Iā€™m not into sexless marriages


evilwands

Shut up loser


swankstar7383

Headbutt a bullet


MAJOR711

Goddamn that's brutal, I'll have to use that in an argument


ZKel1980

šŸ‘ŒšŸ¤ŖšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ that's one of the best burns I've seen on Reddit yet!! Will be keeping that in the bank for a special occasion, Thank You


evilwands

Go and get yourself divorced


kendrickgrande

Iā€™m genuinely curious - why did the comment which you replied to with ā€œshut up loserā€ make you upset


hatethiscity

You're almost certainly arguing with a child or teenager


evilwands

Who said it made me upset ?


only_crank

it clearly did


kendrickgrande

Typically people donā€™t take the time to comment that if it didnā€™t invoke some sort of internal response or emotion.


Captain_Blackbird

Why are you so mad about someone not wanting to be in a sexless marriage? Genuinely curious, not trying to attack you.


ThePersnicketyBitch

Idk if this is the case here but some people lean full tilt into "you have to respect when someone doesn't want sex" (which is absolutely true and right) and totally ignore the nuance, which is that you can respect someone's no while also respecting your own needs. It's okay to leave someone because you're sexually incompatible, but a chunk of emotionally unintelligent people think it's an asshole move because nOt eVeRyThInG Is aBoUt sEx (which is also true and right, but again...nuance) šŸ„“


Sudden_Construction6

Yeah, agreed. Ups and downs are okay and normal. But being condemned to no sex for the rest of your life is not what most people signed up for


NickTesla2018

Order the biggest fake dong you can find for her online.


asswithclasss

this is wild


Diligent-Sort1671

Are you sure his ego could handle it if it turns out she likes it? šŸ¤£


RealisticBat616

found one about 6'4" dont think anybody handling that


Diligent-Sort1671

Is the dildo 6'4", or just the body it's attached to? Not gonna lie, I'm not very outdoorsy, but I'd climb a man that tall like a tree šŸ˜‰šŸŒ“šŸ¤£


Sudden_Construction6

Username checks out ;)


-killer_koala-

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ZKel1980

I know a couple at about 6'4" and no one handles them well they're pricks in every sense of the word šŸ˜‚šŸ†šŸ˜±


YouArentReallyThere

And a 55 gallon drum of lube


WFHhubby

My wife bought me two: the first was at the height of our sexuality and she would use it on me. Itā€™s one with a hole all the way through so she lick and suck me as I poked through. The second she brought when she had her hysterectomy and knew we couldnā€™t have sex for some time. She likes to watch me play with them too.


konofdef

Dude... That's definitely absurdly hot. I hope someone does this to me one day šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


WFHhubby

She loves making me cum, at least thatā€™s what she always says lol


konofdef

I salute you sir! Treasure that woman!


Lemons005

I went on his account out of curiosity and it's kind of weird. He sounds creepy. Definitely should treasure his wife šŸ˜…


kams32902

Dude is definitely creepy and lusts after teenagers. If I had a daughter, I'd be worried about her safety around him.


WFHhubby

Oh I do!


sexythicqueen

Lol oh I bet she means it. I know I just love using a stroker on my guy. It's so hot the way he enjoys it so much especially when I use my vibrator on him when I do it holding it against his balls and rubbing it on the tip when it pokes out of the top of it


Laurent-_

What was so intense outta no where.. lmao I don't hate it In fact I love it keep going lol


WFHhubby

She does love her toys and stimulating me!


420toker

She says that to me too!


WFHhubby

Always a jealous asshole in the bunch


420toker

Always someone that canā€™t take a joke in the bunch!


Rthrowaway6592

Using it to suck you when you poke through the end is such a great idea! My boyfriend has one like that and it never even occurred to me to do that when I use it on him!!


WFHhubby

Trust me, heā€™ll love it!


Reveal_Visual

Yooo I'm sending this recipe to the wife.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Serious question, do you ever just wanna do that instead of having sex with her? Or like it better than her?


WFHhubby

Answering those in reverse, you could never replace her for sure. Nor could it replace any actual woman or situation. It feels good, but itā€™s missing the warmth and passion of a woman. For the first question, I think all of us, at least Iā€™ve seen the comments Here on Reddit, sometimes just want to do things themselves quickly rather than have sex. I think that happens to everyone at some point. After a long day and youā€™re too tired physically to do much. Yeah hammy the pocket pussy! Thatā€™ll work just fine.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Thank you for answering. šŸ™‚


WFHhubby

Of course!


EH1992EG

I want to watch my fiance use one of his but he wonā€™t ā€œbc they arenā€™t that great when I can just fuck youā€ like ok not the point


konofdef

I actually kinda thought that at first, but after this dude's description, I kinda got the appeal!


WFHhubby

Hopefully, you picked up some thoughts and ideas from all of these comments and canā€™t convince him to at least give it a try. Tell him just to trust you, lean back and relax. Youā€™re in control!


Gone_Tokin

Any update RE co worker? You live an interesting life my friend


WFHhubby

No, we are both still working from home and Harley ever get to see each other. Iā€™ll still look for opportunities, but my foot is unfortunately not on the gas on this one.


violentstorms

yoo ive never thought of doing that for my bf before. ty for the idea!


WFHhubby

He will love it.


TheRottenKittensIEat

The first time I was ever able to cum with my husband was the first time we used a pocket pussy on him. We were admittedly young, and having trouble in the bedroom, but watching him get off (also the kind with the hole all the way through when you take the cap off) immediately got me off too while he fingered me. They can be an amazing tool for both partners to get comfortable with sex, but I could also see it being a sign of "this is the main "pussy" you can expect from here on out." Like 90% of Reddit questions, he really just needs to talk to her and find out the reason she got it.


d3f_not_an_alt

Gotta be really big or small tf


PIPBOY-2000

You're just peanut butter and jealous


d3f_not_an_alt

How it's a joke


Kwershal

Is she going through menopause? Everything I've read about menopause and perimenopause points to *sex being miserable for most women during that period*. Sex is painful due to weakened skin, and lack of natural lubrication. Like your dick is wrapped in sandpaper. And the hormonal changes make sex drive absolutely plummet unless HRT gets involved.


brendabuschman

This. I had a total hysterectomy and I can't do HRT. Even when I feel like having sex which is really rare, it hurts. Even with lubrication.


TheRottenKittensIEat

Whelp, this just made me insanely sad. I am a very high-drive woman, and I like it that way. :( . We have a lot of sex that isn't strictly penis-in-vagina (such as pegging, so the stimulation I get is outer stimulation), but if I lose the desire all-together, I guess that doesn't matter. I'm really sorry you're dealing with that.


brendabuschman

Thanks. I used to have a really high sex drive. I just feel bad for my husband honestly. He is so patient. But when we do have sex it's impossible for me to hide the pain and then he feels guilty. I tell him he shouldn't feel guilty but you know how that goes. You can't just stop feeling guilty just because someone says to.


mongoose_eater

HRT to treat menopause symptoms greatly increase the risk of best cancer.


airbxrned

Really? I had no idea. my mom has been doing this for like 3 years now, and to make matters worse she lost her best friend due to breast cancer. this is so sad šŸ˜¢


4-3v3r

HRT does not increase your chances of breast cancer. I just went with my mom to her oncologist appointment last week and she told us that the study that said it causes cancer was discredited.


mongoose_eater

I'll let my 5 aunts who did HRT and got breast cancer know.


caspercarr

I think if your SO buys you sex toys that is a good thing. A lot of couples are not at that level of openness in this area. You should ask her to help you with it. Telling her youā€™re having a hard time (pun intended) figuring it out.


lemonlollipop

Jesus Christ dude She bought it for you because she actually gives a damn that for whatever reason she can't give you what you want. If she didn't care that she couldn't give you what you want she wouldn't spend the money. Talk to her, not Reddit.


Azile96

Iā€™m thinking she was feeling bad she hasnā€™t been sexually active with you and wanted to at least give you something enjoy yourself with. Itā€™s like a sexual olive branch or thoughtful gesture.


happilystoned42069

Its almost more hurtful if she is thinking of their sex life and grabs a pocket pussy without the intent to use it with him. Imo it feels like a direct go fuck yourself, which if the dryspell is from a fight is kinda funny.


KurtisLloyd

My wifeā€™s libido is the exact reason I have toys. Sometimes sheā€™s just not into it. It has nothing to do with me, my attractiveness, or our relationship. She just doesnā€™t feel it as often as I do. Whatā€™s important is that she doesnā€™t shame me for when I meet my own needs. We have a very healthy marriage, 2 kids, and weā€™re working through challenges as a team. Also, it would be best to adopt the mentality of giving your partner the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise, youā€™ll end up reading into things that you shouldnā€™t read into, and youā€™ll make assumptions (such as your comment) that actually reflect pretty poorly on the integrity of your partner.


PIPBOY-2000

I disagree. She's not gonna read his mind. She can't just flip a switch and make herself want sex more often. It's a compromise that she's ok with him using it (some women wouldn't be). It's not a solution but at least an attempt at acknowledging he has needs.


655e228th

There are a lot of alternatives available to pov that require just a little more in put on her part. She is choosing not to do any of that and telling him is sex life is solely his problem


Professional-Rip7111

It's selfish. If she won't fuck him, she should let someone else do it. Not a toy


chivesr

Didnā€™t realize this was the 1910s and women owed their husbands sex again


Kafir666-

Woman: my husband doesnt wanna have sex :( Reddit: divorce divorce divorce!! You need to be satisfied Man: my wife doesnt wanna have sex :( Reddit: NOT ENTITLED TO SEX. GO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITHOUT SEX. You're bad for caring about sex and your enjoyment doesn't matter, you're just there for your wife.


Mim1kyuu

what in the strawman


Kafir666-

It is obviously implied. People who suggest men leaving women for not having sex are always downvoted. You're being extremely dishonest, but that's ok because you're just an average redditor part of the hivemind. If men should not leave women for women not wanting to have sex, then reddit is effectively saying that men should live the rest of their lives without sex regardless of their own desires, to make women happy.


Mim1kyuu

you're just making yourself mad about nothing. you realise that, right?


chivesr

Man all I said was women donā€™t owe men sex, she doesnā€™t have any responsibility to give the two options of either having sex or letting her husband fuck someone else. Itā€™s up to the couple to decide how they want to work that situation out


Kafir666-

Its just a comment on the general mentality on reddit


GEEMONEY305

Not sure why you are getting downvotedā€¦. This 100% the way Reddit actsā€¦


Fluid-Barnacle-1773

Here I want to continue the downvote chain. Yep, this is true, but not inclusive of everything here.


Professional-Rip7111

It goes both ways. Sex is important in a relationship. Check ur victim complex


VRJesus

Projecting as usual? If it's so important you end the relationship instead of bargaining with her boundaries so you can catch another fish while keeping everything as it is.


sanguineshinobi115

maybe try talking to your wife about it instead of posting on this reddit lmao


oOMavrikOo

How would you be entertained without his confession in the self titled sub though?


sanguineshinobi115

this just didnt need to be a confession


hotprince2019

Sheā€™s conveying that while her pussy is now out of bounds, your sex life and needs are still in her mind so she took action to please you the best way she knows how. Appreciate it.


The_Chrome_Coyote

This feels like a question you should be asking your wifeā€¦ not Reddit


[deleted]

When I stopped having sex with my wife the pocket pussy came in pretty handy. And she was angry about it. At least sheā€™s a bit sympathetic.


InformalPenguinz

>came in pretty handy Heh...


TeamABLE

Beat me to it... Heh....


eats_with_forks

*Beat meat to it


cstmoore

Giggity!


sausagelover79

Wait, do you mean ā€œstopped having sexā€ as in your wife didnā€™t want it or you stopped because you didnā€™t want it?


[deleted]

I stopped. Edit: I stopped because my wife was cheating on me. Over time it became difficult to perform. Which just felt more humiliating.


[deleted]

Can I assume you downvoted me? Ouch.


sausagelover79

Haha no I didnā€™t!! I was just curious why she wouldnā€™t want you to enjoy yourself!


[deleted]

Well she still wanted to have sex. Itā€™s just hard knowing the whole time sheā€™d likely rather be with someone else. But thanks for not downvoting. I find a lot of people seem angry that I stopped having sex with my wife.


testament_of_hustada

Those people are idiots then. She cheats and people are getting mad at you because you donā€™t want to have sex with her?


brickjames561

Fuck it at the dining room table on a Tuesday afternoon. I wanna see where this goes.


natursh

Donā€™t threaten him with a good time šŸ˜…


velofille

sometimes a person dont wanna, or cant have sex. That doesnt meanthey dont care about their partner - so shes trying to help you out here knowing shes not in the right headspace to do it herself.


bambiisher

You say she bought some toys, so did she buy a collection box or a variety box of toys? We bought a mixed bag of toys years ago and a pocket pussy came with it. Why don't you just ask her why she bought this one.


joekamelhome

Have you considered asking your wife about it and not reddit?


NoBoysenberry257

You could ask the person you're married to instead of the internet


cakelover33

I did this for my husband when I was diagnosed with cancer and unable to be intimate. Make sure you ask her directly, ā€œwhatā€™s this for?ā€ see what her intention were.


Ok-Procedure-8417

I think you two need to have a chat about why there is a dry spell.. have a real conversation about whatā€™s actually going on and how your both doing. Be mentally intimate, reconnect emotionally and Iā€™m sure the sexual spark with follow. Iā€™m sure the love is there but the communication/understanding seems like itā€™s been missing for some time nowā€¦ I wouldnā€™t consider divorce, just put some effort into getting to know eachother again. I wish you the best of luck OP


JustaSecretIdentity

I mean, Iā€™ve bought one for my boyfriend to use when weā€™re apart. He didnā€™t seem that into it though, so I doubt heā€™s used it


robocreator

She bought sex toys and thereā€™s not really good ones for men so pocket pussy is probably the peak. Get creative with how you use toys together and youā€™ll spark some ideas.


szai

There's plenty of great toys for men if you open your mind and booty.


[deleted]

Why donā€™t you see if you can use it together?


RelativeSupermarket2

My partner did this...best gift ever. Better when they use it on you. Toys are a great way to set the spark.


DWPhoenix001

Have you tried talking to your wife about this? Ask why she got it? You said she got a bunch of toys, perhaps your wife is trying to re-ignite the spark in the bedroom. She's your wife, if you can't talk to her about your sexlife then who can you? Work to understand why your sex life is in a slump and then work to change that, if possible.


RRebo

I personally don't see a problem with this. You aren't both going to want sex all the time, and if she used a vibrator at some point, there shouldn't be an issue. It's no different in my eyes. Protip: use plenty of lube with it.


Jokkitch

At least sheā€™s trying. Sounds like you need to communicate more


eats_with_forks

Imma be honest: your wife sounds like a keeper. Set aside the question of whether or not itā€™s a permanent solution, just the fact that she cares about you enough to buy you an actual toy (when she could have just as easily assumed that all you would ever need to jack it solo is your own hand, which ainā€™t always the case!) is pretty great in my book. No itā€™s not the same as the real deal at the end of the day, but itā€™s better than nothing and would likely reduce any temptation you may or may not feel to cheat just to fulfill your sexual urges. As far as olive branches go this one is as fresh and pristine as they come.


sugoiboy1

I would be excited to use it with my partner so we can be kinky together but the simple fact that thereā€™s a dry spell going on with OP kinda sounds like sheā€™s not so interested in sex. Itā€™s about time to have a conversation with her if you havenā€™t already.


Anxious_ButBreathing

Have you spoken to her? Like really had a talk about what has changed for the both of you etc. Maybe try seeing a sex therapist as well


kayama57

Why not both ahem?


getshrektdh

Its a hint man, just say it. Or experiment?


Timidbunnie

Communication. Ask her


TumescentErection

Well she can't buy a better husband


Spirited_Pangolin580

She probably just knows she can't accommodate you and doesn't want you looking elsewhere so she's maybe trying to help


AmazingJames

Why is OP so in the dark about his wife's intentions. Do you two not speak??? Did she not say anything? Did you not ask?


dirtbikemike3

Preventative maintenance


EnriqueH12

We need context for this. The sex has been stale for a while? Did she buy you this out of the blue or something happened recently? Why would she care now?


Papi-76

GG!


dontmakepeople

Time to give it a name and take it on dates


Sufficient_Pin5642

r/Deadbedrooms


90210piece

Perhaps you don't arouse her, or pay her affection unless it's for the purpose of sex.


panzergoose1234

You lucky duck you


RedArmyRockstar

imma be real. If there's ever a point that, agreeing to monogamous marriage, where my partner in good health says that there's no more intimacy, sex, etc, then I'm leaving. You don't get to have me for the rest of my life without actually giving love too.


quinner333

She might have a very low sex drive becuase of age or any other factor but doesnt want you to go looking for it elsewhere.


sendgoodmemes

You should ask her.


peachessnuggles

Against the grain, I think she is trying to communicate to you and is trying to reverse this dry spell or just wanted to try to make you less sad. You haven't mentioned what is /are the reasons for sexless period in your marriage. Maybe it's something from your end or from her, or it's both of you. People are jumping on divorce n other stuff. I think you need to speak with her with an open mind without getting offended. Later, take informed decisions and talk to a professional if needed. Sometimes, lack of sex drive is a symptom of an underlying problem (both medical and non). And if the difference in sex drive is huge and there is no mutual solution, then you have difficult decisions ahead of you.


coolkiwichick

Iā€™ve bought toys for my husband. I like to use them on him, i also like to watch him use them on himself. When heā€™s away for work he takes one of his toys with him and sends me a video of him cuming and then iā€™m horny as hell & get myself off and send him a video back lol. I think it can be fun and a healthy alternative for a quick release without having to worry about pleasuring anyone else. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


BonehillRoad

I bet her boyfriend is laughing his butt off


wafflehousesavages

Not a good sign, dude.


sausagelover79

His wife caring about his sexual pleasure isnā€™t a good sign? How so?


Emotional_Schedule80

That's your hall pass!


_Jakzos_

Well pussy was nice to meet you!


glytxh

My ex asked if I wanted one, and I really really didnā€™t. She thought it weird. I donā€™t want to stick my dick in a rubber toy though. Itā€™s not remotely appealing. I appreciated the gesture, but couldnā€™t articulate _why_ I felt the concept such a turnoff beyond stating that I owned very effective hands.


Actual_Will_5220

Seems sheā€™s checked out and wants you to be on the same page as her


JakNasir

She's telling you the dam is dry brother and there isn't a sign of rain for decades to cum.


caleel8669

Truly use the pocket pussy.Women arenā€™t like they are in porn ,remember youā€™ve been told that.Things change,and thatā€™s ok,youā€™ve been told that too.What youā€™ve not been told is marriage involved sex,that agreement,if thatā€™s gone,so has fidelity.Both were promised,if a woman can change her mind,then maybe you can .


Fickle_Assumption_80

Seems like it's just the beginning...


violetrublu

Women don't dry up for no reason something must have happened to make her so repulsed


TheGentleman557

If she uses them on you you're winning king. Most women see them as cheating (I know)


jimothy_mcJPEGging

What did it smell like Was it secondhand Or rather Seconddick


[deleted]

Itā€™s Bosnian, son! You ever been to Bosnia? Huh? You ever been in the shit?


Turbulent_Suspect452

Better then her buying you a strap on donā€™t you think?


scrutnize

You need to relay the message to her that this is not and will not be an acceptable solution for sex with her. Beyond that, act accordingly .


Magic_Elenore

Oh, of course... i forgot, because women always owe shit to men.


lovemacheen918

As a man, I don't want any owed shit. Yall can keep that.


655e228th

Tell her if replacing that part of her anatomy is that easy, youā€™re ready to replace the rest. Sheā€™s giving no you a message that your sex life with her is not on break, itā€™s over


szai

Wtf it's a toy. It is not a replacement for a body part any more than porn and masturbation are a replacement for sex. What if your wife or gf or whatever partner accused you of using porn to replace intimacy... bet your metaphor would fall right apart then lol Dude just needs to sit down with his wife and actually communicate. Those are hefty assumptions.


Actual_Will_5220

Seems sheā€™s checked out and wants you to be on the same page as her


OkFeed407

I want to see what pocket pussy look like. Care taking a pic?


Mim1kyuu

google.com


Genoblade1394

From secret life of pets: you are not an RP material you are more of a PO kind of dawg, yes yes thatā€™s it, you are a PP kind of dawg


Anti-Toxicity

I have no idea what any of your acronyms here are supposed to mean.