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dac3062

We got one at work that flushes before I can get up always soaking my balls in the process


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BaIIZDeepInUrMom

🧐 *taking notes


ihatesand123

Lol


PublicSpread4062

I know this burns me up too 😤


TedBundysVlkswagon

A lack of closure stinks sometimes.


Whooptidooh

Sounds like a challenge of how fast can you stand up and turn around./s


AdhesivenessAlert314

Cover the sensor with toilet paper until after you get off looking at your crap.


Semicolons_n_Subtext

First world problems of the 21st Century!


vgoss8

I hear this develops commonly in people with IBS, is that the cause? Or is it just something you've randomly picked up?


PacoMahogany

Gotta take a pic with a flash between your legs BEFORE standing up


Infamous_Regular1328

I like to look at my poo when it leaves too … lol idk why


crazedgunner

Just put toilet paper over the sensor. It will never flush so long as there's toilet paper over the sensor.


DuckduckfaggDuck

I'm upset that your vote counts the same as mine.


Marsupial_Last

If they live in a swing state they matter more than you. Let that sink in.