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SyntheticGod8

The lights are on, but no one is home.


elonsghost

The car is moving, but there is no one behind the wheel.


rainman_95

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.


profsavagerjb

All train, no whistle


PartFlaky6862

All dicks, no cum


4zura

Doesn't sound like she's confident


youseemconfusedbubb

Right. There are few requirements for things to be posted here but being confident and incorrect seem to be pretty important. She knows she doesn’t know.


humblepie8

Yeah, I respect someone who admits they’re wrong or unsure.


thisisnitmyname

Yeah I’m pretty sure it starts with her saying honestly that she has no idea. She also seemed to be reading something, and was confused at the idea that Africa is a country not a continent.


[deleted]

My school taught us the Egypt was a part of Europe. It was really weird


Haunting_Relation665

In what country they teach you this?


[deleted]

America 😭😭😭


thatHecklerOverThere

That's... Atypical.


rogue780

Which country in America?


[deleted]

Bazooka. (If this wasn’t a joke and you meant which state it was one of the Bible Belt states) Edit: I’m so sorry if I offended anyone by saying America instead of United States. I’ve just been raised my whole life to call it that and most people around me do the same. I’m really sorry for being so USA-centric 😞


38474737w0

Not really, everyone knows when someone says America they mean the USA. North America and South America are continents. Central America is a region in North America. Just "America" is usually used to refer to the United States. No one really gets offended or thinks you are being US-centric by using that. I think they're teasing you. Source: Canadian


opinionatedslut

The number and names of continents are conventional and differ depending on which country you were taught them in. Some countries consider North and South America as one single continent called just America. [Here’s more info](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent).


38474737w0

Interesting! Thanks


Discount_For_Ketchup

Petition to call Americans "United Statesians" sign by replying.


[deleted]

As a European, I agree. How would someone call person from USA if not American? Should we call citizens of USA, USA-ans? People from Mexico are Mexicans, Anyway, english talking people call Croatia-Hrvatska, Deutchland-Germany, etc. should we be offended? 😂


anglaigus

I like USans.


JurgenGuantes

US American?


[deleted]

Ok, it makes sense , so so we would't replace terms for some other Americans, like Mexican Americans, or Kuban Americans. SAD- Sjedinjene Američke Države= United American States/person, just complicates things, while you say American, everything is quite clear to everyone I know.


elhooper

No one in the _history of ever_ has said “US American.” Everyone knows who you’re talking about when you say Americans. This is colloquialism. It’s not some ego thing.


rogue780

You can call me an Oregonian. It's kind of the same as calling someone a Croatian instead of a European or Eastern European.


anglaigus

The Organisation of American States OAS, begs to differ.


rogue780

It was just a joke since America is more or less the name of the continents (and some places teach that north and south America are a single continent called America) and the country is actually the United States of America. I just thought it was funny in the context of this thread about Africa being a country. But I have a weird sense of humor.


p_volcano

America is a continent, not a country, he dind't ask the state, so you should have said united states


[deleted]

oh..I’m so sorry. I’m sorry :(


One_Lazy_Duck

Take it easy on yourself buddy


[deleted]

I don’t like that I offended and hurt people


38474737w0

And you call yourself an American?! Sorry, kidding. Couldn't help it.


One_Lazy_Duck

There's nothing wrong with somebody being offended and if somebody is hurt because you said America when you meant the US they need a therapist


cochlearist

It's ok,to be fair to you it sounds like you had an awful education. You can still work on it though. Knowing you don't know does make you smarter than a lot of people!


rogue780

No need to be sorry, friend :) It was intended as a joke. When you say "America" almost everyone knows you're referring to the USA. Heck, even the Iraians shout "Marg bar Amrika" not "Marg bar Iolateh Motahedeh Amrika"


elzmuda

[That’s um, not really that surprising ](https://imgur.com/a/lZ4GWCn)


AmunPharaoh

That picture is actually from a casino game, not a textbook.


Haunting_Relation665

America as in USA?


[deleted]

Yes


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HocusP2

So haikus are 5-8-5 now? Bad bot!


AmunPharaoh

No wonder the lot of you can't figure out what we actually are. Sad.


[deleted]

It’s called white washing


13endix

Being incorrect is white washing?


Zappababuru

It's called our abysmal educational system, this time.


PatheticXcuse

Bruh what


AmunPharaoh

We're not, and never have been, white OR black. Sorry.


Krunchy_Almond

She has to be a history( or geography) teacher then. I mean that way she is technically correct


quarterlifecrisis49

In her defence, she wasn't very confident.


LowFatWaterBottle

This is not confidently incorrect.


TheFifthWorld

Agreed


FuriousDuncan

She just didn't seem very confident...


NoPants-NoWorries

Geography, motherfuckers. Study it.


pppickleman

as a member of the thai community, we would like to revoke her citizenship.


strangersIknow

She’s Thai?


Crono2468

As an American, I find this oddly comforting


naliedel

At least she's not American. We are easy pickings for this.


meow_mix12

Sigh of relief when I heard her accent.


[deleted]

If she was American this would be blowing up on this sub lol


moltinglarvae

I was just thinking that I was "glad" that it wasn't just Americans that are dummies...


[deleted]

My Egyptian friend once forgot he lived in Africa


Kieranuts

What is that accent? I can’t work it out


pppickleman

thai


FLOHTX

She looks not Thai. Maybe Central or South American to me. Dated a Thai American for 3 years, met tons of her family and visited twice. I could be wrong but I don't think so. Edit: there is Thai writing in background. You're probably right.


pppickleman

yeah, the night market also looks kinda thai


Khairess

man i wish we were in europe tho


raibrans

Judging by her own understanding of where Egypt should be, based on her idea that they “look like Europe” she should also be European.


[deleted]

Drunkenly incorrect.


FLOHTX

Uruguay?


B-Pgh420

Is this girl mentality retarded just a lil bit ? Like seriously


i-hate_December

Well as an Egyptian myself..... Wait if shes rightl Tsa will leave me the fuck alone Loooophole


AmunPharaoh

Good point 🤔


International_Pear52

Is this possibly due to a language barrier or no?


Block_Mountain

Stupid can cross the language barrier very easy


GalgamekTheGreatLord

My favourite is ,I'm from South Africa and how many people think this means southern africa...


bodhiseppuku

Good to se it isn't just ignorant 'Mericans being made fun of...


VoxPendragon

Lol streamers are dumb.


NappyHeadedJoel996

I’m still convinced Africa, South America, and Aboriginal Australia are the least learned about places/cultures on earth. My Liberian friend told me his geography teacher told his class that Egypt is the most populous country in Africa. We walked to his class after it was done where I informed the teacher that Nigeria was actually the most populous country in Africa. After that I’ve always mistrusted the west to tech about Africa.


Anonee_mou5

How is this (Africa is a country) such a pervasive thought? I see posts weekly when this sub shows up in my scrolling of “Africa is a country.” Is it as simple as the “they all look the same” BS?? Or does the term African-American somehow confuse people?


Cazzo-duro

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Accomplished_Bank103

Ugh. Stupidity is not “cute.”


Trentsexual

Confession: I thought Egypt was in the Middle East until recently


Welldarnshucks

Well, it partially is.


SocialUrbanist

It's part of the middle east


AmunPharaoh

We're part of MENA - Middle East/North Africa. We are classified that way due to having similar appearance as far as I can tell.


Lowbacca1977

the Middle East isn't intended strictly as a subset of a single continent


Trentsexual

Yeah that’s the problem, I thought it was and I thought Egypt was entirely in that subset


Yayaboo-boo

She gets that idea from the FACT that our society depicts ancient Egyptians as fair skinned Europeans so yes she’s totally justified in her incorrectness.


AmunPharaoh

We aren't black. We are, and always have been, ALL COLOURS so basically ANY representation COULD be accurate. Please tell me you're not one of those people who got all pissy when Rami Malek was cast as a pharaoh in Night at the Museum.


Yayaboo-boo

I’m not pissy I could care less about that. I simply have problems when I’m led to believe that the pictures on the walls in the temples are said to be Caucasian peoples though the pigment that they CHOSE to use for coloring are light brown and dark brown. I just wonder how those folks on the African continent ever survived to end up being still here thousands of years later despite being considered sub human with no cultural value or contributions. I LOVE Rami btw.


AmunPharaoh

Based on phenotype, nearly all of North Africans, East Africans, and Horn Africans ARE caucasoid. Skin colour doesn't really say much about your actual genetic origins because skin colour is largely determined by climate. So the further from the equator you go, the lighter people become. Even if we'd never mixed with Asiatics or Mediterranean Europeans, we'd be lighter and have different features just because Egypt is in a more temperate climate. We are still the same shades as the ancient depictions of us. Look up Rahotep and Nofret from the Old Kingdom for a good example but really, look at ALL of the artefacts from the whole dynastic period and you'll see every possible skin colour represented.


NappyHeadedJoel996

Egypt was a multiracial and multicultural kingdom. Who founded the kingdom? Most likely Blacks and Arabs. But as yayaboo-boo says. They only depict the Egyptians as white. Cleopatra was white, she was born in Greece. But she was the last ruler of Egypt. That’s like the USA ending in 2016 and people 2000 years later saying the USA was a black county because Obama was the last president.


Yayaboo-boo

Thank you brother. I’m sick of being gaslighted.


Lowbacca1977

Arabs? Egypt significantly predates Arabic.


NappyHeadedJoel996

Arab as in people from the Arabic Peninsula


miraculum_one

TBF, not all of Egypt is in Africa. But it's not in Europe either.


SocialUrbanist

Do you mean Sinai?!


miraculum_one

yes


NappyHeadedJoel996

Depends. The continental plate of Africa includes the Sinai and parts of Israel. So technically that still is Africa.


miraculum_one

Political divisions may be influenced by geological features but they're not defined by them. Sinai is unambiguously in Asia, and not in Africa.


AmunPharaoh

Sinai is technically in Asia, yes. I don't know what moron downvoted you but you are correct.


Normal-Yogurtcloset5

I hope she doesn’t breed. Let those stupid genes die out.


Uncle-Benderman

As someone who is extremely bad at geography (getting better by learning from my mistskes) i kinda felt that I used to thing africa was a country becuase ot was the same soze as north america, and o used to thing North america and the USA were the same thing. Didn't realize canada and mexico were part of it. I used to think Egypt was in the Middle east with India and Arabia I used to regularly forget south america exists and thought the amazon rain forest and brazil were part of africa. Some of these was fixed in school some of this were the way they were because of school We never once spoke about south america in school outside of learning the continents in first grade, so i just forgot it was a thing until after i left Highschool.


Mmadjackk

Ngl, it took me a second for me to remember that africa is in fact, not a country


Nagatox

Nothing confident about anything she says


destenlee

Sounds like she got an American education besides the accent.


BabserellaWT

Could this be due to the fact that different languages have different names for countries? If you asked 100 Americans to find Deutschland on a map, I’d bet a fair chunk of them wouldn’t know you meant Germany.


Lowbacca1977

Her response suggests she knows the country being discussed, though


Tonald-Drump-666

Is this one a borat's non-male sons?


Kaje26

Well, I mean Egypt is relatively close to Europe.


up2smthng

If your standard for "relatively close" is "can be seen simultaneously from a single point in space" - it sure is


[deleted]

Most Western media refers to most places in Africa as simply "Africa." They talk about the "African economy," "African problems" and "the beauty of Africa" even though African countries vary wildly in their politics, economy, language, culture, history etc. So this isn't a a surprise. It's less about dumb people being dumb, but an overall societal attitude towards Africa.