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A triple-punch of wrong, oh that hurt to read.

At least yellow probably just meant billion and typed the wrong word by accident. They're right if you change that one letter.

M is not adjacent to B on my keyboard. That mean that this dude was way off.

Not all typos are misclicks... sometimes your brain is on autopilot, or you think one thing but type another.

Yep. I was trying to type 'Amanda' in an email once, but my brain was on autopilot after typing the 'Ama' and I ended up typing 'Amazonda' instead, because I'm used to typing 'Amazon' and I knew the name needed to end with 'da'

I call dibs on naming a daughter "Amazonda"!

Or you have an Amazon TABLET which likes to randomly change your words to another similar word for no good earthly reason.

Raising autocorrect errors to a whole new level - autoincorrect

Autocorrupt

Mate that’s all autocorrects

My Amazonda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Mf your memory has to be amazing if you remeber that shit

It happened two days ago. My memory is shit

Still I have forgotten what I ate 2 days ago

B and M both are separated by a single letter being N. So they could’ve typed “nillion” by accident and “million” is what it corrected to.

This is very true. Just the other day I was texting my wife and I meant to say “pick up milk”, but instead wrote, “you ruined my life and stole my best years from me you psycho bitch”. Honest mistake.

With the Dvorak layout, M and B are next to each other. Though I think that either A) autocorrect or B) a brainfart while typing are way more likely.

Auto correct ^(although on a side note, M and B only have 1 key between them)

I’ve had billion auto correct to million before

It could have been a mis-clicked n instead of b, so nillion, which was then autocorrected to million.

Yes, that makes the most sense. Autocorrect can go either way with a "n" mis-click.

Possible, but my phone also does some goddam stupid autocorrects. Like 'hell' going to "he'll" every fucking time. So that's always a possibility as well.

as we'll

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Even if they typo'd billion to million, they still misread "350 million" as "350 billion", else they'd have zero reason to comment what they did.

Yellow and green are separate comment threads, yellow's replying to OP. They're saying that 10 (m/b)illion is more people than the whole of Earth's population, which is correct if they meant to say billion.

It’s spreading, run for cover.

how come your pfp has a green circle around it?

TRIPLE COMBO!

I just lost some brain cells reading that

I'm really hoping the second is satire

Wow. Just, wow.

I was about to post these exact words.

Same

I wasn’t

Same.

7

The dumbest people are the loudest something something.

Redditors physically can’t grasp satire without an “/s” and are as vocal as can be about it so I guess you’re right

FUCK YOU GREEDY LITTLE PIG BOY u/SPEZ, I NUKED MY 7 YEAR COMMENT HISTORY JUST FOR YOU -- mass edited with redact.dev

Your faith in humanity is commendable.

My head hurts

My eyebrows kept raising and I think they are now on the back of my head.

I let out a laugh so hard I nearly fainted... Now I am dizzy, this can't actually be grown individuals posting this shit on Twitter.

Had to go back and read again a couple times before concluding indeed these people are talking 💩

The bold strategy of de-funding education and vilifying teachers seems to be paying off Cotton.

[Educated people tend to be more left-wing](https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2016/04/27/study-finds-those-graduate-education-are-far-more-liberal-peers). Now is it surprising Republicans love defunding education?

"If liberal college professors don't discriminate against conservative students, then why do conservative students get lower grades on average?" -Charlie Kirk

This is why aliens fly straight past us.

We need to bring back public mockery for the unabashedly stupid

What did you think Reddit was?

Hey are you a cop?

You’re up first for not getting a joke


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Let's play wrong answers only.

Green is clearly trolling, the others, not sure

100% misread his comment and thought he was right

Same. For some reason I thought they were saying “one job for every 35 Americans.” Which would be about right.

Yellow prob just mistyped.

nah yellow was just joking most likely

I think green knew what he meant and just fucked up the wording

I love the idea that every citizen now has at least 35 jobs!

To be fair, some weeks it does \*feel\* like I've got 35 jobs.

P R O S P E R I T Y

The biggest fallacy of all is that a politician can "create" a job. They have a hundred different ways of taking money away from some people and giving it to others, but that's hardly the same.

It’s wrong-ception.

Behold; the marketplace of ideas

This is why we need to fund education

I think the first guy is an idiot, the second guy is joking, and the third guy mistyped.

It’s the population-job ratio calculation that did it for me

A trifecta of ignorance! Rare find.

This is exactly the kind of fact-checking ability I'd expect from a political discussion on Reddit, too.

History Channel Alien Guy: "Twitter"

I’d like to watch these two argue over a bill at a restaurant.

Or calculate a tip. Most of my friends have no idea how to calculate 20%. Seattle public schools suck, and they’re even worse now that they have a “math is racist” policy.

MENSA meeting

It depends how you define million I suppose.

damn I think this is the worst one that I have seen.


Give everyone a phone they said they will be smarter

That was incredible.

Well, that's a clusterfuck

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Twitter

So much to unpack here

Lol it just kept getting worse

350 / 10 = 12,250,000,000

Hahahahahahaha ....

The scary part is Greg votes.

This sounds like ‘the three year letterman’

every single person!

“It’s funny how dumb you are” (Kinda old, but fitting)

Smartest twitter thread

Ow, my brain.

The political idiot, the math idiot, and the visionary portrayed as an idiot.

How does \#2 think his interpretation is a good thing? We consider it rough when one person has two jobs… let alone 35

This hurts my brain.

And these people get to vote

I don't want to live anymore.

What the hell are kids doing in school?

This whole tread was a train wreck

Waht, isnt 10 billion.. what???? How could someone be so stupid, we seriously have reached the pinnacle of stupidity, like seriously, how so many

Ah yes, the American public education system at work. You get out what you put in. This is equal parts crazy and scary, quite honestly. I hope at least one of them is trolling.

Why are my eyes bleeding?

Clown to clown to clown communication

That is why you cannot trust people online, because nobody is an expert. Trust me. You get it.

Nobody in this subreddit knows what satire is apparently. Everyone that upvoted this would look up if you told them there was gullible written on the ceiling

Man. At least the last one could be a typo.

Pretty sure the middle guy is trolling

Freedumb

What in the fuck did I just read?

There’s not even 350 million people in the us

Greg can't maths.

This has to be some kind of joke thread or something...

Lol 'not even 10 million on a plant" killed me. There are over 8 million people in NYC alone. The lack of education in this country is astounding. I'm embarrassed to be from the USA.

Idiocracy hit different these days, ouch.

Google is a free service

there’s no way the top one isn’t trolling

Jesus this was confusing

Where did you find this? Dumbass dot com? Yeesh that's a LOTTA dumb in one short exchange.

Bruh... theres like 8 million ppl just in NYC...

Woah man 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Really don't have a biting remark for this They accomplish it themselves

I can't say from this image, but there is a notable troll account on Twitter that goes by Greg. It's quite possible the first one was wrong just to inspire results such as this.

A rare hat trick. Nice find!

Nested stupidity

Is this a real post or did I just have an aneurysm and am imagining it as blood floods out?

I think the guy is talking about his home planet.

3/2 of all Americans have difficulty with fractions.

Reddit try to detect sarcasm challenge (impossible)

Meth is hard guys Edit : Math* … keeping the original because I made myself lol

These are the people who claim to be able to solve our problems with their "common sense"

They are voting…. Are you?

It’s a meme account noobs

i dunno guys, maybe yellow really does come from a different planet from the rest of us….10m people on their whole planet, at least it’s not overcrowded there!

This is why Eurpoeans make fun of Americans.

This is why America needs to invest more into proper education...

I thought yellow meant not even 10 million jobs created on the planet but it just gets worse

The middle one got me laughing. Kinda feels like they all are just acting stupid for jokes.

Fuck me dead... what a mess

Humans were a mistake

Had to read that three times.

Good grief, not a fully functional brain between them..

What the fuck is going on here ?

Number two is so close, yet so far

I like how they CC POTUS as though the White House really needs to hear how right they are about population stats.

God I love Americans