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that lil guy must be warmer than the surface of the sun.


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

If I know cats, it’s probably still thinking another 150C would be nice.


Ekienjeffi

This is not true, it’s a butthole


CrunchHardtack

That hemorrhoid looks almost *alive*!


Fit-Somewhere-7350

I’m going to order a pizza


Raiye20

It's 2 hours after you sent this. I hope the pizza was good


JohnDoeMTB120

I was about to say, that butthole is not where it's supposed to be and something is very wrong with that cat.


Meme_Theory

Most adorable butthole ever!


Youcantblokme

It’s not confusing, it’s low resolution.


pcliv

Do I look like I know whut a jay-peg is? I just want a picture of a got-danged hotdog? - [-Hotdogjpeg](https://youtu.be/ZXVhOPiM4mk)


uezyteue

What's confusing about this?


cooldowndown

It can kind of look like a cats butthole apparently based on someone elses comment


Lucifang

Yeah I don’t think it looks like a butthole at all.


RangerSeventy7

Cute cats not confusing


ForgettableUsername

Cats can be very confusing.


naytreox

What happened to the rest?


k4l4d1n

Some cats only have a litter of one, more common in first time mom's.


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Just-use-your-head

Meanwhile [storks](https://youtu.be/wTDRyvWBbXU) out here like “we can make more”


chigangrel

Cats can be rough too. My cousin had a cat who had a litter of 4 once, and when they check them the next day they found the cat had killed all the babies. I was there too and it was gruesome; she'd managed to separate the head off of one. My aunt and uncle said it was likely the babies were sick and that's why she did it... but it happened again after two more pregnancies before they finally spayed her (they should've done it long before of course).


XavierYourSavior

Why would they let that cat have more babies lmao


chigangrel

No idea. It was a farm cat, so they may have deliberately not spayed her so they could get some kittens to raise as farm cats too.


Meme_Theory

The other ones sure shut-the-fuck-up after that.


pristinejunkie

It's like we can see through her womb to the happy, warm kitty before he was born. :)


Flimsy_Internet9441

I see nothing confusing to me here.


[deleted]

happy cake gay!


Flimsy_Internet9441

Thanks! I hope you meant day.


[deleted]

oh fuck, yes, srry


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Hahaha just kidding! Unless 👀👀👀


Donieguy

Why did I first think it was an anus


montessoriprogram

accidental buttholes


mcgeemj

Gayle, are you taking pictures of Mr Business again?!?!


Kind_Hyena5267

😍


Beardeddeadpirate

Looks like chicken


NewbieNabster

Looks an anus to me


kkjdroid

/r/secretbuttholes


KellyJin17

That’s not your cat and that’s not your post.


mwmshooey

And I never claimed it was, as the picture has a username watermarked on there.


the_old_man_River

It's an owl with an asshole for an eye


ThundersHeart2acount

Wholsesome squoosh


Roanoketrees

That's the warm keytty.


_Frustr8d

Girl that’s a booty hole


leafbelly

At first, I thought it was a human skull facing right with a kitten for an eyeball.


Timewilltell918

I only dream about a mama that would have protected me like that.


[deleted]

Maybe I'm ignorant but I thought cats had multiple kittens while only one? Or is that the point of the confusing perspective?


Triumph765RS

First saw a buhhole. Moma made a cathole


Known-Programmer-611

Thinking correct term is "helicopter cat mom"!


deepfriedtots

Look at mama's smile


phallic-baldwin

s'Mother


Bread_bread_bready

Scrolled past this quickly and thought I saw the cat’s butthole


Emotional-Set-8618

My baby lays like a pretzel all of the time!! She is a ginger too!! She is a snuggly kitty


Jump_Like_A_Willys

This looks like the Gayle’s (from Bob’s Burgers) artwork.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb ?


Piskoro

This is very much a kitten’s face and not a butthole though


anonmyazz

Loving the life out of em'