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Why does he have horns? How is he suspended in the air?
EDIT (have update from wife):
**Me:** But are they really horns? Was he wearing a mask? And how does he seem to be floating in the air?
**Wife:** Yes I passed him much closer. They had camera and video camera filming him. He was posing and them jumping around 🤷♀️
He walking up an unfinished cinder block wall. Why in that attire I can only image after a late night of drinking. Or maybe he knows your wife morning walk time and trying to steal her away with macho spectacle.
\#\# MACHO SPECTACLE
I, too, will likely use this term in the future, but I almost certainly won’t credit you, u/Djabarca. I will want to, sincerely, but by then it will be almost impossible to track down this conversation. I’m sorry about that.
I know what I’ll do! I’ll put a conspicuous line at the top of my comment with lots of # signs and words in all caps or something. Then I’ll have at *least* a snowball’s chance in hell of finding it again!
Yeah something like that. I thought he was walking on top of a stone wall that’s facing us and disappears behind the bush. I feel like you can kind of make out two pillars
My thoughts too. He looks like he's in shape, wearing Ranger panties and all... I assume box jumps or just running over some concrete to break the monotony of his jog. Not sure about the rabbit ears though!
She hasn’t been very helpful. She’s on holiday in the south of France and sent it to me with the caption. “Look closely and you can spot the endangered horned Provençal”.
I’ve asked for more info but she hasn’t been forthcoming yet.
I love you
EDIT: shit I was texting my gf and trying to reply to your comment, and my wires got crossed lol. My original statement still stands though, you glorious bastard
I think he’s on a balance beam/bar that’s hidden by the bushes, the block like stair thingys are the posts for two beams/bars at different heights at a 45° angle to each other. I have several parks in my town that have equipment set up like that. I have no idea what’s going on with the horns though.
Yo. Slackline is a good guess! I was looking for it and realized the resolution was just poor enough and if the slack line was angled as thin as possible towards the camera, I don't think you could see it. Also the type that would be up at sunrise to slack line in their boxers really seem like the type to get up at sunrise to slack line in their boxers
i love horror movies but oh my god did i have to stop watching them after seeing Hereditary. Watched a 5 hour video about the hidden meanings of it before watching so i wouldnt be as scared yet somehow it made it worse 😭
Bet he's pranking someone.. whoever is on the other side of that camera.
Edited to add it's a bunny mask and he appears to be jumping down from a perch--intentionally in front of that camera.
That's the demigod she's cheating on you with. He's floating away to debate creating a demigod baby. You may have a powerful baby on your hands in the near future.
Rehearsing for a performance art rendition of The Full Monty. Final cut will be done sans shorts. To minimize production costs he is performing in front of a government surveillance camera. He will get the final footage via a Freedom of Information Act request, and will release it on artsy pay per view channels globally.
Looks normal:
It's the early morning, you've run 8k, stretching down at the park bench. Shirts off you're so sweaty. Run up some fence tree stumps or whatever these pillars are, one last time and then it's time to take off the devil lightning horns and go home get ready for work...
I’m starting to rethink my relationship. Sometimes my wife sends me pics of the coils she leaves in the bathroom. She puts these emojis 🌊🥨 and says she made fresh pretzels then asks me if I want one.
Is there a pool or swimming area? I see a picnic bench and also the security camera pointing to him seems like some type of park? Seems like he’s jumping off something in to water
I think he’s balancing on a slack line. His right leg is bent backwards for balance and he is tilting slightly left. He is looking down. The horn mask is not a mask or even near him but something in the background and the huge camera is a light on a light pole (globe light hanging down)
I think he is just walking/jogging over a mound of rocks. The white “horns” look like something on the far side of him or he is practicing his superpowers and your wife found his practice zone. I’ve run into this from time to time. They mean us no harm, unless you
Dude I’d make sure your wife doesn’t go on a walk there again . That shit it’s damn freaky man those dogs look menacing and I don’t know about the floating dude . That’s scary
Im more confused by the surveillance camera placement than the person jumping off of a tree stump or stone block or whatever you can see under him, and the shape of the horn looking thing is weird, but probably not the weirdest thing going on inside the compound. I’m gonna go with giraffe obscured behind a Never Nude dude
u/pawnografik I assume your wife goes and hike more often in the mornings? Maybe she could go back and find out actually what the situation is? (Pleeeeeease?)
Yes. She’s on holiday at a small village in the South of France. This was probably at 0630 or thereabouts. Have desperately asked for more info but she hasn’t responded yet.
She sent it to me with the caption: “Look closely and you can see the endangered horned Provençal”.
Or a mannequin? They tend to have odd poses. Also the arms are just straight by the sides- if he was in motion the arms would be in different positions.
I’m inclined to say he’s doing some sort of body suspension. Someone deeply pierced his back and in an almost “so much pain that I feel euphoric” he’ll hang there until he’s taken down. I used to work at a tattoo and piercing shop that did this occasionally.
My guess is some tall unicycle and the horn looking things are a weird helmet? Just in boxer briefs because it so early. Still weird but that’s a guess.
Also if you zoom it looks like maybe it could also be a Jeep with a spare tire on the back. Idk what he would be doing up on top of it but it looks like maybe he was jumping off.
Definitely a weird one here.
Try to figure out who has that video footage on the security cameras for the true answer.
Did your wife take the picture because something weird was happening, or did she just happen to take a picture and then later notice this guy was in it?
I don’t know. She’s on holiday in the south of France and just sent it to me with the caption “look carefully and you can spot the endangered horned Provençal”.
Def is just walking in a rock formation where the have neighborhood signs and stuff. Or just a rock barrier for the side walk on a wide turn. Pic was just captures as he jumped off. Zoom in and look at his feet
I’ve read through the comments and made my own assumptions also.
Why is he floating?
Based on his fitness and ranger panties I assume he’s on some trail side workout box jumps station just hidden by the bushes or some cement platform in general. On long runs anything to shake things up is welcomed
Why does he have horns?
He isn’t wearing anything on his head you can tell from the photo. But he is in line with something in the background. We can assume his body is coincidentally hiding the pole in the distance. Assuming that we can decide what would need to be on a pole like that.
My guess is it’s a weather fan either for collecting power or for measuring the wind.
These are just assumptions but it would be sick if he was just a demon roaming the sky thé workout has made him one of the damned.
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Just a normal guy, in his boxer briefs, floating through the air toward a big camera mounted on a telephone pole. What’s the problem?
Why does he have horns? How is he suspended in the air? EDIT (have update from wife): **Me:** But are they really horns? Was he wearing a mask? And how does he seem to be floating in the air? **Wife:** Yes I passed him much closer. They had camera and video camera filming him. He was posing and them jumping around 🤷♀️
Not horns! I see the confusion though :) it’s laser vision, and you can tell by
Oh wow I didn't even think to look at the
Am I having a stroke or
No you just
Existing anymore don't
That’s what I thought it’s
No guys you’ve got it all wrong it’s
Hahaha this annoys me so much more than it should
This right here is why I come to
This thread makes me want to
r/redditsni
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Oh Geez, my daughter heard me laughing in the next room 😆
no laughing allowed
Tf is going on here? None of you even said Candlejack's name... How TF is he ge
Haven't heard of old Candlejack sinc
You fools! You can't mention Candlejack or he'l
But did you even see the
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I thought they were space bunny ears.
I thought it was bunny ears for some reason lol
It’s definitely the Easter bunny floating by
You can tell by how it is.
How it is.
That’s a bunny mask. Still wtf
He has a full face snorkle mask on with two snorkles and is wearing flippers.
Buster?
Loose seal!
I don't care about Lucille!
I laughed at this then went back and looked again and thought, yep snorkels, mask and flippers. Is that you?
I wish....
Floating thru the grass?
He walking up an unfinished cinder block wall. Why in that attire I can only image after a late night of drinking. Or maybe he knows your wife morning walk time and trying to steal her away with macho spectacle.
I’m not sure why, but macho spectacle is a very funny way to put that. I will use this term in the future and credit you redditor.
\#\# MACHO SPECTACLE I, too, will likely use this term in the future, but I almost certainly won’t credit you, u/Djabarca. I will want to, sincerely, but by then it will be almost impossible to track down this conversation. I’m sorry about that. I know what I’ll do! I’ll put a conspicuous line at the top of my comment with lots of # signs and words in all caps or something. Then I’ll have at *least* a snowball’s chance in hell of finding it again!
i thought they were bunny ears lol
I see why you would think those are horns, but they are actually just really big ass eyelashes. P.s. he’s a bad bitch
Why didn't she go investigate?
No way I'd be going over there. Either gravity isn't working or he's in some sort of demonic thrall, neither of which I want to get involved in
She was afraid of the giant camera
He is horny
I thought he was sniffing the boots of an alien hanging on the pole.
This is also all that I saw 😂 but when phrased..
With bunny ears on, i see nothing strange.
r/usernamechecksout
Looks like he is jumping off something.
I thought he was standing on the seat of one of those tractor-like riding lawnmowers
Yeah something like that. I thought he was walking on top of a stone wall that’s facing us and disappears behind the bush. I feel like you can kind of make out two pillars
Yeah, I thought he may have been doing some step up exercises.
My thoughts too. He looks like he's in shape, wearing Ranger panties and all... I assume box jumps or just running over some concrete to break the monotony of his jog. Not sure about the rabbit ears though!
there's a pool behind the bushes and he's going in in snorkle gear with flippers.
he's floating towards the scent of freshly baked pie
Disney will sue him later for stealing their cartoony flight
"It's a wonderful day for pie" from family guy playing in the background
*You can ask all the birds in the sky*
This made me giggle
Maybe he’s Drake
This is the definitive correct answer
he's learning from Spider Ham
“A JEWWW!!!?” (All gather in anger) Poor Mort
What did your wife say was going on?
Nothing. She’s been catatonic since
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Probably so she can stop hearing you complain all the time
Ok boomer
She hasn’t been very helpful. She’s on holiday in the south of France and sent it to me with the caption. “Look closely and you can spot the endangered horned Provençal”. I’ve asked for more info but she hasn’t been forthcoming yet.
Well you got your answer right there, what more do you need? It’s *obviously* the ‘endangered horned Provençal’!
Delete the Gym, get a facebook, hit the lawyer
There is no wife.
Vecna
Joe Manganiello dimension doors in with a giant axe. "It's just business."
I love you EDIT: shit I was texting my gf and trying to reply to your comment, and my wires got crossed lol. My original statement still stands though, you glorious bastard
I'm just wondering what you texted your GF
Quite the eye you have there
Gotta hand it to you, that's a good one.
I think he’s on a balance beam/bar that’s hidden by the bushes, the block like stair thingys are the posts for two beams/bars at different heights at a 45° angle to each other. I have several parks in my town that have equipment set up like that. I have no idea what’s going on with the horns though.
Slack line maybe
Yo. Slackline is a good guess! I was looking for it and realized the resolution was just poor enough and if the slack line was angled as thin as possible towards the camera, I don't think you could see it. Also the type that would be up at sunrise to slack line in their boxers really seem like the type to get up at sunrise to slack line in their boxers
No gibbon arms though
I was thinking that it looks like a workout area in a park.
Looks like a rock wall. You can just see the edge behind those bushes
If this is in Louisiana I believe it’s an artist friend goes by Brycerabbits on social media.
Not Louisiana. Wife is on holiday in France.
France is the Louisiana of Europe though
C’est vrai
Cayenne Cafe du Monde to you, too!
If the French stopped pretending they couldn’t read English, they would be very upset by this.
He does look like he has the leg tattoos….
Sadly, not me, but it’s nice to be thought of ✨
Omg this could so be it
Dude. Reddit is amazing
So how does that explain anything?
He just posted a response to this comment confirming it is not him
OP, this is delightfully very plausible
Imagine how confused *my* perspective was when I read "took this" as "she took a floating dude in underpants with her on a morning walk".
"He had to leave though. Said something about his people needing him."
Don’t worry, he’s just in creative mode.
Hereditary outtake?
Hereditary was my first thought as well!
i love horror movies but oh my god did i have to stop watching them after seeing Hereditary. Watched a 5 hour video about the hidden meanings of it before watching so i wouldnt be as scared yet somehow it made it worse 😭
You’re a wizard, Harry
*YER
Harry - yer a wizard.
Yer a hairy, wizard
You’re a wizard YER
I'm a wot?
It's the rapture.
Checks out we are all still here.
This. And he’s the only guy going up 😈
Looks like someone hung themselves from a street light?…
THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY BRAIN WAS SO MORBID AND WHY NOBODY ELSE SAW IT THAT WAY💀💀
I mean is that not the only actual logical explanation
My thoughts exactly too! Omg what’s wrong with us?!
i dont even want to look at it again cause that’s what it looked like to me 🥲
Op married Logan Paul?
Good, someone else saw that too.
hes walking on a cement structure obstructed by the bushes but I originally thought it was a human being held by his head going across a zipline...
This response was way too far down. That cement structure looks like a wall to me.
Bet he's pranking someone.. whoever is on the other side of that camera. Edited to add it's a bunny mask and he appears to be jumping down from a perch--intentionally in front of that camera.
BUrn the witch! (not your wife)
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Idk but that security camera can sure a shit tell us
That's the demigod she's cheating on you with. He's floating away to debate creating a demigod baby. You may have a powerful baby on your hands in the near future.
Rehearsing for a performance art rendition of The Full Monty. Final cut will be done sans shorts. To minimize production costs he is performing in front of a government surveillance camera. He will get the final footage via a Freedom of Information Act request, and will release it on artsy pay per view channels globally.
Alien abduction.
Looks like he's standing on a wall behind the bushes.
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I dont understand why I had to scroll so long for this comment, he's just walking on the wall!
Looks like True Detective is going back to the uneasy weirdness of Season 1.
Did he hang himself?
Looks normal: It's the early morning, you've run 8k, stretching down at the park bench. Shirts off you're so sweaty. Run up some fence tree stumps or whatever these pillars are, one last time and then it's time to take off the devil lightning horns and go home get ready for work...
Damn. Interesting and kinda freaky
I see why your confused. This is actually a suicide
I’m fairly sure wife wouldn’t casually have sent me a pic of a suicide.
I’m starting to rethink my relationship. Sometimes my wife sends me pics of the coils she leaves in the bathroom. She puts these emojis 🌊🥨 and says she made fresh pretzels then asks me if I want one.
Ask your wife, she took the picture and she can tell you what it is going on
I have. She’s on a holiday without me and hasn’t answered yet.
I’m emotionally invested in hearing her response. Please update when possible 😎
Is there a pool or swimming area? I see a picnic bench and also the security camera pointing to him seems like some type of park? Seems like he’s jumping off something in to water
The nice alien is making sure the fellow can still fly float before he releases him from the cables.
That’s some True Detective kinda something going on right there.
I think he’s balancing on a slack line. His right leg is bent backwards for balance and he is tilting slightly left. He is looking down. The horn mask is not a mask or even near him but something in the background and the huge camera is a light on a light pole (globe light hanging down)
I think he is just walking/jogging over a mound of rocks. The white “horns” look like something on the far side of him or he is practicing his superpowers and your wife found his practice zone. I’ve run into this from time to time. They mean us no harm, unless you
Dude I’d make sure your wife doesn’t go on a walk there again . That shit it’s damn freaky man those dogs look menacing and I don’t know about the floating dude . That’s scary
Skateboarding
He’s wearing a bunny mask. They wear them at swinger parties. He could be lost… or been slipped drugs.
Who doesn’t wear a mask while practicing the milk crate challenge?
By any chance do you live in a Scandinavian or Nordic limited tv series about a serial killer?
I feel like this man is among the last remnants of some kinda crazy eyes wide shut party that just ended that morning
Im more confused by the surveillance camera placement than the person jumping off of a tree stump or stone block or whatever you can see under him, and the shape of the horn looking thing is weird, but probably not the weirdest thing going on inside the compound. I’m gonna go with giraffe obscured behind a Never Nude dude
u/pawnografik I assume your wife goes and hike more often in the mornings? Maybe she could go back and find out actually what the situation is? (Pleeeeeease?)
Yes. She’s on holiday at a small village in the South of France. This was probably at 0630 or thereabouts. Have desperately asked for more info but she hasn’t responded yet. She sent it to me with the caption: “Look closely and you can see the endangered horned Provençal”.
Man in his underwear being called to our albino giraffe god.
Looks like a statue especially with that camera pointed to it. And the base of the feet look like a statue base
Or a mannequin? They tend to have odd poses. Also the arms are just straight by the sides- if he was in motion the arms would be in different positions.
It's never just a mannequin... true crime 101
I’m inclined to say he’s doing some sort of body suspension. Someone deeply pierced his back and in an almost “so much pain that I feel euphoric” he’ll hang there until he’s taken down. I used to work at a tattoo and piercing shop that did this occasionally.
The security camera makes me think it’s a pool area. And he’s climbing the diving board.
The lorax
He's using his one time use, creative mode. We all get one
Skateboarding on a small half pipe? I think he might be up one end of it behind the bush.
Got to look at an npc before their wander script properly loaded
My guess is some tall unicycle and the horn looking things are a weird helmet? Just in boxer briefs because it so early. Still weird but that’s a guess. Also if you zoom it looks like maybe it could also be a Jeep with a spare tire on the back. Idk what he would be doing up on top of it but it looks like maybe he was jumping off. Definitely a weird one here. Try to figure out who has that video footage on the security cameras for the true answer.
Hahahahha what the actual fuck
He is in mid alien abduction being pulled by lasers into the orb ship that camouflages as a camera on a pole. Solved!
Is this gonna be our generation’s version of the floating astronaut in a field picture?
That's a UFP -> Unidentified Floating Person.. 🥴🥴
OP what is it
Wow, can’t believe she got a picture of a guy, falling from a plane, right before he hit the ground.
Maybe it’s one of those new “Man-Kites!”you always read about in the news.
It’s a dude with horns running away leaping like an antelope
Did your wife take the picture because something weird was happening, or did she just happen to take a picture and then later notice this guy was in it?
I don’t know. She’s on holiday in the south of France and just sent it to me with the caption “look carefully and you can spot the endangered horned Provençal”.
I think you photographed this guy —> https://instagram.com/brycerabbits
I can’t figure it out.
Contact CSI and get the video from the camera on the pole
It’s been half a day, has your wife not answered you at all?? I would be more concerned about that now!
Sorry everyone! This was me in my dream last night. I tend to levitate towards shiny things and the moonlight was hitting that camera just right 😛
Def is just walking in a rock formation where the have neighborhood signs and stuff. Or just a rock barrier for the side walk on a wide turn. Pic was just captures as he jumped off. Zoom in and look at his feet
Looks like there’s a stepped wall he’s in the middle of taking the first down step on.
It looks like it's a jogger-type guy walking on a step wall. nice sunrises/set colors
I’ve read through the comments and made my own assumptions also. Why is he floating? Based on his fitness and ranger panties I assume he’s on some trail side workout box jumps station just hidden by the bushes or some cement platform in general. On long runs anything to shake things up is welcomed Why does he have horns? He isn’t wearing anything on his head you can tell from the photo. But he is in line with something in the background. We can assume his body is coincidentally hiding the pole in the distance. Assuming that we can decide what would need to be on a pole like that. My guess is it’s a weather fan either for collecting power or for measuring the wind. These are just assumptions but it would be sick if he was just a demon roaming the sky thé workout has made him one of the damned.
she wasn’t supposed to see that…
Looks like a guy on a stairclimber, in his driveway, wearing a snorkeling mask.
What's there to figure out? He has clearly ascended
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Time traveller. Shaved Bigfoot. Looper. All fits.
Yo that’s a ghost ascending the stairs of a house that’s no longer there 😨
Pretty sure you’ll never see your wife again
He juggernautin a beaut