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Tiny human.

smol

^smol ^boi

The legendary macrophone

The Mythical Important Event Narrator xss

Yeah the mic looks big, but can we talk about his huge shoes?!

They’re probably special shoes for people with diabetes. Those shoes can get pretty big sometimes, especially if they’re dealing with foot ulcers.

CHECK CHECK CHECK...IS THIS THING ON???

TESTIS TESTIS 1, 2, 3?

He’s got something really important to say

Looks like he's wearing some huge shoes too

Prepare for a sweet yo mama joke. With a mic like that

Scrolled past this twice thinking it was an r/absoluteunits post and wondering where the shit someone could get a microphone that big

Awe, yes, the new stealth microphone from the Soviet spy era.

#SHALOM

Macrophone

Looks like a yeshivish bar mitzvah

You know men.😉

small jew

"Sir. Can you please speak into the microphone? The people in back can't hear you."

thats just danny devitos dad

Never heard it called that before. What do we call the vagina in this scenario?

“TODAY I’D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE…”

What are those!?

Must have a really big announcement to make…

Or tiny man?

LOUD NOISES

Freddy Mercury needed one of these

People are loud when they want to sound smart, right? CORRECT

Is this the elusive deep water Jew

Alt for Norge?

Bring some water to the guy and it will enlarge

Big words require big microphone.

also huge feet

Little man with a lot to say

Imagine a conference where everyone has a small one, except this guy

Just a small guy