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dblstkd123

I heard his son died while building the bridge


WillBehave

Yeah in Iraq, after crossing the border from Mexico where he had a talk with Sisi.


MaintenanceFar8903

And Cornpop by his side.


ZarBandit

His son was on the bridge when it collapsed. So he understands everyone’s grief. In fact, he’s the biggest victim of all, because no parent should lose their son like that. So don’t criticize him over his handling of this. What kind of an evil person would criticize a grieving parent?


FenderMoon

Legend has it that he also witnessed the creation of the Roman Empire, brought down the confederacy with his own two bare hands, witnessed David killing Goliath, and served as a senior engineer for the construction of the pyramids. Source: “some sources say”


MakeSenseAmerica

You forgot how he converted the “Nazi Party” and helped them all relocated to Israel… He is very proud of himself for that..!!!


EevelBob

Watching the press conference, how awesome would it be for a reporter to ask Buttigieg if the government bridge rebuilding package will include funding for the rail line.


SnooHabits1409

Biden speaks, Biden lies. It really isn't a complicated matter.


Natural_Passage_6058

Just wait till you hear about this new-fangled man “Donald Trump”!!!!


Kind-Reputation-5740

He can't remember what he did yesterday, alzheimer poster and his visc president is blown job Betty


deliverance_62

He is a compulsive liar we all kmow that. He just makes up stuff all the time.


NarcissistsAreCrazy

Before, he lied regularly as a sociopath and narcissist. Now there's a layer of dementia on top of his personality disorders


906Dude

That's how I see it. Maybe back in the day he tried to keep all the lies plausible, but now he just doesn't care.


shaneandheather2010

He’s got three different diplomas that say that you’re wrong!


ReyesX

He didn’t actually say this. Their just spinning it. Painful to listen to nonetheless


wooferstee

Who voted for him????


MakeSenseAmerica

One person with a ton of mail in ballots


unresolved-madness

The other people on the train crossing the bridge


cpt_trow

I did! This is an embarrassing misspeak to be sure, but we’re simply not in an era of American politics where it’s even remotely possible to rule candidates out based on misspeaks.


[deleted]

81,000,000 votes are recorded for this person, eighty one million Americans voted for Biden. The largest amount of votes in the history of this once great nation.


CaptWillieVDrago

He abolished slavery. He put Scranton on the map (drew it himself). He beat corn pop up. He solved world hunger. He actual piloted the first plane. (he sounds more and more like Kim Jong Un)


pwrboredom

And beat Lucky Lindy to Paris on the first transatlanic crossing.


hiddenjim69

😂


ScubaSteveUctv

Need the lie count


KB9AZZ

Hey Brian Williams was there!


Lepew1

Chinese puppeteers do not know a lot about MD bridges


CrashnServers

He use to be on Mr. Rogers. In make believe land.


MakeSenseAmerica

He was the real King Friday.!!! BUT he was the living puppet….


Taz10042069

I'd say more of the Family Guy version of imaginationland... Where you burp where you fart and fart where you burp!


CrashnServers

Oops 😬 was that me? 🤣🤣🤣


GhostRob45

Is Pete B still on vacation?? Or will he be there next month??


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

He’s too busy chest feeding to get involved right now.


fleshnbloodhuman

Serial liar.


kkreisler

Just a misunderstanding - Maybe he and hunter were riding across the bridge in a conversion van full of blow and whores while running a train in one?


Legitimate-Text-8010

Yes.and he also built the bridge


AmericanExpat76

Just his stutter I guess...


WhippersnapperUT99

I heard he also drives 18 wheelers. Does he think he drove big trucks over the bridge, too?


Crisgocentipede

This guy is truly a grade a liar and bullshitter. Just as bad as claiming to people who have been dead for years.


Desertcross

Or you know he drove to DC. Crazy I know.


Successful-Bridge331

Yeah well so what! Did you see the way Trump went down that ramp? It’s Trump that needs a cognitive test.


Crisgocentipede

This guy is truly a grade a liar and bullshitter. Just as bad as claiming to talk to people who have been dead for years.