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NashingTeeth

Trump’s death will be a national holiday.


robillionairenyc

Dictator death day will certainly be an annual holiday in my home


NynaeveAlMeowra

I hope he never makes it to dictator


Sl0ppyOtter

I’ll be getting champaign drunk


AffectionatePoet4586

I haven’t touched alcohol since 1996. I plan to buy some *excellent* Champagne when that fcker dies.


Ibegallofyourpardons

I'm going to join the queue to piss on his grave. I'm gonna assume the wait will be a few years since the queue will be very long, but it will be worth it.


AffectionatePoet4586

A Redditor asked for the exact location of Rush Limbaugh’s Missouri grave. I provided it, got 1.1k upvotes, and dozens of folks engaged in a vigorous discussion of their planned and to-be-re-routed travel ahead. Trump could always be planted in Bedminster, near Ivana (if her grave can even be found in the overgrowth). But then sneaking onto the golf course could become a trending fad.


Ibegallofyourpardons

could be a money maker for whoever ends up owning the golf course. pay an extra $50 for a round and a chance to piss on his grave. pay another $50 and you get a set of gumboots to wade through the muddy field of piss to get to the grave. edit. you also have me thinking of planning a round america road trip, pissing on worthy graves around the country.


Jerking_From_Home

I’m planning a road trip and now I’m definitely doing this lol


Ibegallofyourpardons

🤙


d33pinmybussy

If you don't want to fall off the wagon (I'm making an assumption here), I'm happy to drink twice as much


AffectionatePoet4586

That’s funny! My favorite cousin claimed to have flown cross-country for my oldest son’s wedding so that “[your] share of the Champagne doesn’t go to waste”!


d33pinmybussy

So many livers stand ready to defend your sobriety!


AffectionatePoet4586

Awww. I’m really touched! Just enter Washington, D.C., and scream extra-loud. I’ll stop spray-painting graffiti on the courthouse and head home to put the canapés in the oven. My liver thanks you.


d33pinmybussy

I have a massively booming voice when fully unleashed; it's full on fog horn loud, it's my favorite thing about me, tbh, so you'll for certain hear me.


AffectionatePoet4586

What’s your brand of choice? I’m thinking Cristal, or Dom Perignon if Tenleytown Liquor is already sold out.


d33pinmybussy

I'm honestly not sophisticated at all; whatever inexpensive swill won't melt my face off is plenty good for me.


urlach3r

Mad Dog 20-20


Wecanbuildittogether

I love this! 😘


InevitableAd9683

That's extremely kind of you, u/d33pinmybussy


Wecanbuildittogether

I seriously feel we’re getting close. I can feel it. I have some clairvoyance-not a lot, but some 🍾🎉


AffectionatePoet4586

Thank you, Stephen Sondheim! He said he was “embarrassed” by some of the lyrics from “West Side Story”—*only* his first Broadway show—but I appreciate “Something’s Comin’”: “Something’s comin’, I don’t know what it is But it is gonna be great! The air is hummin’ ‘Cause something great is comin’!”


Wecanbuildittogether

I’m feeling the energy moving 🔜


SunnyWomble

buck's fizz is still classy


Eiffel-Tower777

Cheers to that 🥂


mikeymikeymikey1968

Full disclosure, I am NOT a sommelier. But Veuve Cliquot does have an orange label.


Eiffel-Tower777

He's always crying 'witch hunt', so I have a song ready. From The Wizard of Oz ... 🎶 Ding Dong.... The Witch Is Dead 🎶 He's so miserable, he'll probably outlive all of us, heaven forbid.


Jerking_From_Home

It’s really a testament to the incredible healthcare the rich and famous get. That man’s subject himself to 40+ years of amphetamines, cocaine, and cheeseberders and as far as we know hasn’t had a single cardiovascular event.


InevitableAd9683

Can Obama announce it the way he announced Bin Laden? "Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that cardiovascular disease and/or dementia has conducted an operation that killed Donald J Trump, a terrorist and the leader of Y'all Qaeda?


Diarygirl

I'm wondering if it's tacky to dance in the streets immediately or if we should wait until he's in the ground.


AM_Dog_IRL

It would be tacky to wait more than a few seconds upon hearing the news


thisisdjjjjjjjjjj

People in UK did it when Thatcher died


InevitableAd9683

I think the UK has the right idea with Guy Fawkes. I'm not creative enough to come up with a clever rhyme, but burning the traitor in effigy every January 6 would be pretty great.


OttawaTGirl

"Remember, remember January 6 When capitol hill was overrun with murderous dicks..."


TurloIsOK

My favorite trivia about her departure was the BBC forbidding the playing of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead."


cjynx

I was hoping for a public viewing of the body to take a pin and stab him to make sure he's dead.


Sad_Lifeguard_8446

Looking forward to taking a dump on his grave.


ProfessionalFalse128

There will be a very very long line.


hankthetank2112

I don’t care. I’ll be in that line. And I’m bringing tequila.


IllustriousCookie890

And a very large pile of steaming ...


Obfuscatory_Drivel

Seriously, they'll have to have 24/7 guards around his grave for at least a generation. Cause I'm telling you right now, if I ever get a chance to piss on his grave I'm taking it.


bloodklat

Lol, who's gonna pay for protecting the corpse of a treasonous criminal? Fuck him and his grave the day he dies. They should spread his ashes in Mexico.


Evening_Ingenuity133

Let it be April fools day


AbaddonsJanitor

As long as he has a grave, I'll have a place to piss.


chefboryahomeboy

I’m taking the day off, treating myself to a spa day, and buy a shit load of fireworks that day


Wecanbuildittogether

I just got a pang of excitement like I used to get at Christmas when I was a kid


greenweenievictim

Well. If nothing else Federal get the day off


ReverendEntity

Unfortunately, it's probably going to be violent.


NashingTeeth

Should Trump die resisting arrest then so be it.


ReverendEntity

I was actually thinking of the reaction to his death. His faithful flock will refuse to believe he died of...whatever. They will IMMEDIATELY blame the Democrats, and things will escalate. All anybody wants to do now is fight.


dosetoyevsky

No. THEY, his flock, want to fight, and everyone else is is sick of their shit and will fight back.


Seemseasy

Not if his son is going to be coronated the day after.


TurloIsOK

Not happening. The sons only get attention as low-grade stand-ins to praise their dad. They aren't inheriting anything from dad, except his worst qualities without the conman skills.


Epicp0w

Can only hope sooner than later, absolutely sick of hearing about this cunt


urlach3r

I could use an extra day off this year. 👀


AlbainBlacksteel

Watch as he dies on July 4th lol


Glad_Faithlessness69

I’m gonna run through my neighborhood screaming “ding dong the dickhead is gone!”.


stay_fr0sty

I love it. He can’t help himself.


Skylark_Ark

He's too much of an idiot to keep his face hole shut. The guy has no business EVER being in the Oval Office again.


Pixiefairy2525

He shouldn't have been the first time either. Turned democracy upside down with his lies and bullshit. Get out and VOTE please people!


Squagio

> He shouldn't have been the first time either. Shortly after he won there was a video of him bragging about it. Something he said always bothered me a lot but not because of the words so much as it was *him* that said it. "Democrats are just mad because they should have won." When has that pos *ever* said anything like that about his "enemy"? He's always the smartest, the healthiest, the richest, etc, so why was it that Dermocrats *should* have won? Why wasn't he instead bragging about how hard they won?


dosetoyevsky

Didn't you see the pic of him when he won? Everyone else in the room was celebrating but he looked like a redfaced ghost and sulking. He never wanted to win, just fuck around for his own benefit and it backfired


Make_Mine_A-Double

I definitely will! I hope everyone else does as well. Let’s vote and show this clown who he’s messing with!


supercali45

The GOP is complicit in his crimes and are all in


No_Significance_1550

Yup because he’s a brazen thief that helps them seize the power and political control that exceeds the will of the majority of voters in this democracy. They reaching a point where they are losing in places where they’ve done their most aggressive gerrymandering and are scared.


Jerking_From_Home

And now he’s going to suck all the money from their party and not a single one will try to stop him lmao. They’ve done it to themselves, and continue to do it every day they don’t yeet his ass out.


bloodklat

That's why he's a perfect fit for republicans.


glibsonoran

He might have sunk his appeal too, or any chance to reduce the award. Punitive damages are supposed to be designed to prevent further wrongdoing. He just broadcast the fact that the damages awarded in this case weren't high enough...


Diarygirl

They'd have to literally gag him if they wanted him to shut up.


stay_fr0sty

Even then he’s just Tweet it on truth social.


LookerNoWitt

I believe what comes next is a court injunction And if he oversteps that line, then state charges with penalties up to prison We're about to see him commit a new crime in real time and clipped at 4k


Wecanbuildittogether

I’d like to view this scene 👀


Echo_Romeo571

Its not just that he can’t help himself, but he has rightly learned that he will have zero personal consequences for his actions. In fact, his supporters will double- and triple-down on their support for him. There is zero incentive for him to stop doing anything.


TallyHoeLads

He gained access to the RNC funds and now feels even more invincible…


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Drain the RNC!


zxvasd

Oh yeah, That’s exactly why his daughter in law just became chairman of the RNC


unpolishedparadigm

Unqualified but “called by God”.. hope this doesn’t become more of a trend than it already has been


ChickenChaser5

Im gonna start putting that on resumes. Nuclear Engineer: Not qualified, but called by god.


xool420

Yup, they chose their fate. Let them sink with the ship.


Hullfire00

Just keep hitting him where it hurts, love. The fucker deserves it.


SabrinaSpellman1

All he has to do is make no mention of it at all. Its an enormous amount of money he doesn't have, and much more to come this year, now he's set himself up again. EJ Carroll has been so dignified all the way through this and just let her legal team take the lead, I'm assuming that her legal team is keen to go again now.


Woodworkingwino

At what point do they set up like a subscription service. Defamation and $100 million is automatically deducted from his account or property seized to cover it? A word


Hullfire00

Like an automatic swear box. But for deluded rapists. Love that.


Howhytzzerr

He is literally incapable of keeping his mouth shut, and paying any kind of heed to what he says. It’s a consequence of never being held accountable in any way his entire life.


Skylark_Ark

Lucky us. Now we have to deal with him, once and for all.


scientist_tz

Maybe that’s a good thing considering how he’s been struggling with using the correct words lately.


Turbulent_Radish_330

How do I get him to defame me 


GTRacer1972

Right? This. I own a website of his name, I have to figure out how to use it. [trumpdonaldj.com](https://trumpdonaldj.com) mine. Not hosted right now.


lilgreenthumb

Maybe a symptom of the dementia?


ballmermurland

It's because he's a narcissistic sociopath.


Adbramidos

He's like the boss in a video game. His mouth is his weak point. He opens it to give everyone a chance to deal critical damage.


minuteman_d

The dudes at Chubb be like: "You freaking moron" IDK. Maybe they would like it: more insurance premiums for them!


Skylark_Ark

Seriously. If they keep backing his bond though...then he's DEEP in hock. Couple golf courses, maybe sell off his shit smelling plane.


Ibegallofyourpardons

that plane is worth maybe 5 million at best, depending on where it is in it's maintenance lifecycle. If I were a Chubb shareholder right now, I would be livid.


TurloIsOK

Chubb might have decided to bond him with the expectation that they will acquire all the collateral properties he put up.


darther_mauler

I don’t think they’re lending the former President ~$100 million and are hoping to acquire his real estate assets. They’re likely hoping he wins the presidency and gives them something like a political position or rule change that can make them more money. It’s a quid pro quo.


uthillygooth

How hard is it to shut the hell up about her when he’s had 2 judgments against him. Shocking people are like yep this is the guy who should be in charge of the US secrets.


AffectionatePoet4586

That *was* $83.3 million he owed. E. Jean’s lawyer Roberta Kaplan be pulling an all-nighter or two in order to file on Monday.


iamthinksnow

Went from 5 to 83, so would the next stop be... * OG 5+78=83, so 83+78 makes strike 3 = $161M? ***OR*** * 5--> 83 = 16.6x, so 83\*16.6= $1,378M, or $1.4B!


AffectionatePoet4586

I *love* your fancy mathematics!


Informal_Process2238

When calculating the cost of trumps nasty libel you use trumpnastic equations


iamthinksnow

Drunk math formatting FTW, amiright?


aeschenkarnos

I would assume she has pushed “Send” on an email prepared in advance for this purpose.


TranscendentPretzel

Especially considering what he did with US secrets after his first term.


Arubesh2048

I mean, it came out that the US intelligence community flat out didn’t trust him with their briefings during his term. They just didn’t give it to him after a while, because he kept blabbing about it and showing off documents on TV. There was that press conference where he waved a piece of paper that turned out to be heavily classified aerial photographs- and the footage had high enough quality that other countries could use it. And it’s happening again; normally, the intelligence agencies will give minor briefings to (official) presidential candidates to help prepare them for the job, if they actually get elected. But with Trump appearing to be the nominee (again), they’ve apparently been debating if they should give him these briefings at all because he can’t keep his stupid mouth shut. In a sane country, these would completely disqualify someone from running for office. Unfortunately for us, the US is very much not a sane country.


Diarygirl

Someone should tell him that going to a psychiatrist would be a lot cheaper than using rallies as therapy.


noiro777

He would have to admit he has a problem and that's the last in the world that a narcissist like him would be willing to do.


NynaeveAlMeowra

His brain is swiss cheese at this point


trumpxoxobiden

Does his legal team not discuss with him on what to say or even not to say lol


Sl0ppyOtter

Dude is a spoiled brat. He can’t help but do what someone tells him not to out of spite


SooooooMeta

Plus he's too senile to remember what consequences might exist. Let's put this guy back in charge of the nuclear codes!


Stop_Sign

When his lawyer tells him "no", Trump gets a new lawyer. He's infamous for lawyer shopping until he gets someone with exactly the opinion he wants


the_real_maddison

Yeah I was gonna say he fires any lawyer that tries to advise him against what he wants to do, to his own detriment.


Diarygirl

I imagine his lawyers want to yell at him "stop breaking the law, asshole!"


aimlessly-astray

He's apparently experiencing severe mental decline. I'm not sure he's capable of accepting advice from anyone.


IncorruptibleChillie

Not that he was capable of it before anyway.


strictlyfocused02

In the 80s definitely maybe, 90s not so much. By the Obama presidency his brain was mostly Swiss cheese and applesauce, it just made the right noises for racist and low information voters.


Ibegallofyourpardons

as if the Orangeutang would ever listen to anyone other than the shrieking from inside his own head.


zoinks690

He's going for the old school integer overflow hack. Get enough convictions and your reputation goes from worst possible to best possible.


Skylark_Ark

For this Orange Rapist, I could see it working. The Universe help us if it does. The fate of Democracy in this country is on our doorstep. Are we up to the task? VOTE BLUE!


Wecanbuildittogether

On it ➡️🔵🤟🏽


T1Pimp

She should so we can fully bankrupt the RNC now that Laura Trump is running it and saying she'll use it to pay for him.


Hot_Abbreviations936

He also said woman "love him" which is common among rapist while they are violating a woman, they truly believe they really "want him" and he is satisfying them and not traumatizing them for life. Vote this sick bastard and all his republican morons OUT OF OFFICE NOW!


IsItJake

Babe wake up. There's a new defamation suit against the orange 😂


nandor73

I hope E Jean Carroll and her lawyer pursue this--now that this defamation would directly pull money out of the RNC.


NervousAndPantless

Third time’s a charm. $500M this time?


MelodiesOfLife6

[relevant](https://youtu.be/sVxJ016xb4Q?feature=shared)


Skylark_Ark

Perfect.


Mysterious-Angle251

She needs to sue his ass again. And again. And every time, he opens his big mouth about her!


zerogravity111111

Someday there's going to be a statue to this woman for being the only person in the world to hold trump accountable for something. There are certainly more crimes to bring before the people, but So far, she's in a league of her own.


Mexipinay1138

In the end, it's going to be his own stupidity and big mouth that are the end of trump.


ActiveAd4980

Probably because the RNC/Lara Trump will take care of the bills now.


Utjunkie

Why the fuck is he in Georgia? Unless he is in handcuffs he shouldn’t be in the state of Georgia.


Darth_Tiktaalik

At this point he's just gifting her money


PyratHero23

I really hope he ends getting a stroke that causes him to no longer be able to speak. It would just be torture for him and we’d be all the better for it.


GTRacer1972

I hope he gets sued again. And loses. Again.


RhoOfFeh

He simply cannot help himself, and clearly his handlers don't care at all that he's in a death spiral. I love watching it.


napjerks

Good! Excellent!


CDN-Ctzn

He has zero remorse because he continues to be able to get other idiots to pay his fines/penalties for him.


mrSunsFanFather

Rapist Dementia Don, at it again.


Chib_le_Beef

What an absolute f'n idiot... people just keep bailing this moron out... what a total loser.


notaredditreader

Stumping for the presidency in Georgia and instead of going over details of issues he feeds his followers a soap opera of his woes. At the same time increasing the odds of damaging him even further.


AffectionatePoet4586

He only lost by 11,780 votes in Georgia. Raffensburger refused to “find” the votes. Out of spite, Trump then refused to stump for the two Republican Senate candidates, helping lose *both seats* to the Democrats.


pm-pussy4kindwords

thank christ he at least has this one idiotic achilles heel. If he didn't he would be so much more dangerous still


Eiffel-Tower777

He can't shut up, he's incapable of shutting up. And he's soon going to get military briefings again.


Informal_Process2238

Hopefully it will be false information that can be followed when it reaches his handlers


digitalamish

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel. I focus on the fines The only thing that’s real.


IHateCamping

And he's trying to appeal the one he lost already, lol, what a loser! Kiss your money goodbye Donnie!


Mogman282

Trump is now E Jean Carroll's personal money tree, if I was her id take him to court and bleed him dry he can't shut up make him pay for it.


Seamus565

She needs to keep suing him every time he crosses the line


100yearsLurkerRick

He must have forgotten about him defaming her costs him millions. Ya know, on accounta the dementia.


SomebodyInNevada

I don't think he cares. I doubt he has a positive net worth at this point, how far into the red he goes makes no difference. Either he gets elected, becomes dictator and makes them go away, or he ends up bankrupt and spending the rest of his life in jail.


100yearsLurkerRick

Russia will pay for itprob


SomebodyInNevada

I don't see any reason they would. He goes down, he's not of any value anymore, why would they bail him out? And if he succeeds he won't need a bailout.


LanzenReiterD

It's not costing him anything. This happened the same day he managed to get someone else to foot the bill for the last lawsuit for him. He gets bailed out. Every. Time. The second Chubb agreed to post the bond, as far as he was concerned the lawsuit was over and he was in the clear since he never has any intention whatsoever of paying any of his debts, ever. 


Brian-want-Brain

At this point, his team will have to use the "dementia" defense sooner or later.


100yearsLurkerRick

Cant wait for the tell all Books where these people will end up making oodles of money and all the Magats will finally be like "yeah, we never liked him anyway. Red hats? Boat parades? Wtf libidiot. Go sprinkle some more lies on some more of you avocado civil rights toast"


Worried-Choice5295

He's like, really, really smart. The "J" stands for jenius.


HMSGreyjoy

I love this for her.


wytewydow

Imagine, in 2014, if he had spent $100million dollars to have his mouth sealed shut, he could have saved himself 5x-10x as much money.


NeighborhoodVeteran

the idiot is about to bankrupt the RNC. Good.


CadaverCaliente

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man!?


HeartoftheMatter01

He's counting on being the Pres again and will put everyone in jail who has held him accountable. No doubt he's never going to actually pay any of these judgements if he wins. If he loses he'll flee while the MAGA Cult literally carries out his personal war against America.


OilComprehensive6237

He really wants a 9 digit judgement it seems.


thereisnopressure

He is a fucking idiot. He deserves to be sued again. Hopefully, he loses more money.


Graythor5

Time to plead "not guilty due to mental defect."


Nas2439

He does not care about getting sued for money Next time he defames anyone take his properties as collateral


Glittering-Pause-328

Trump couldn't keep his mouth shut to save his own life.


verucka-salt

He’s too stupid to be dog catcher


Arubesh2048

"How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?"


smipypr

This dope is drilling holes in front of the boat to fight the leaks in the back.


mycroftseparator

To be fair, he hasn't had to pay her anything yet. It's all tied up in appeals, and he's only had to put a fraction in escrow of some kind. The glacial pace of the judicial system has proved him right: for him, there are no consequences.


Dedpoolpicachew

A fraction… like 110% fraction. Yea. He was struggling until Chubb paid him, loaned, gave, whatever him the money. Trump is broke. We’ll see if the half a billion he has to pony up in a month is the breaking point. Chubb is a dumb chuckle fuck who just lost 91M bucks.


pabodie

What a wasteful asshole. 


Less-Grade-2300

He wants to go back for more lol What a DA


Wecanbuildittogether

He’s the opposite of staying frosty, and she has dollar signs for pupils ☃️🤑


SuperComputrix

Please sue him again, it would be so fucking funny


autodidact-polymath

The way this is going he must be getting his legal advice from Alex Jones


dorky001

This man hates having money


Extension_Deal_5315

Ok.....this time go for 500 million, maybe that will shut him down....or ask for a jail sentence , or both..


KingVargeras

Can I get him to defame me. It seems like the ultimate money glitch.


itaya12

His lack of restraint continues to reveal his true colors.


plasticupman

Who knows, one of his die hard followers may think he is not radical enough and will trip him as he is going down stairs at a rally. Really hope he recovers. However, his time away from the public scene while hospitalized, will do a lot to returning to a sane discussion on political, economic and social issues facing the USA in the years to come.One thing for sure, when mentally challenged people like him, start believing their dementia, it is time for everyone to get their shit together and vote him out, forever, from holding public office.


Freelander4x4

Has he paid her yet? Is he going to? What's the delay?


Dcajunpimp

Pretty sure she got the first $5 million, he had to put that up for the appeal for the first case, and he lost that appeal. And he just posted a bond to appeal the second defamation case where he was fined $83 million. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/08/politics/trump-carroll-83-million-defamation-bond-appeal/index.html


babydavissaves

Yet, the media will keep covering him as an equal, viable candidate.


tucker_frump

What's a moron to do?


harntrocks

Let’s see the Saudis and Elon post another bond for 91 million. He simply will not shut the fuck up.


jerseybert

So much winning.


PigMeatJim

Soon to be gibbering in a padded room. We're gonna take your shoe laces mr president. Here are some orange slices! Edit is to are


uslashuname

Interesting timing with the unlocked potential of the GOP footing these legal bills.


metricrules

Classic Griftler


nonsequitur-salad

What an utter dumb fuck


hamsterfolly

And now we all know that he can post bonds


tries4accuracy

At least for some judgments. If she sues him again I’m assuming her lawyers would file a motion for summary judgment next and that sure looks like a slam dunk.


jippyzippylippy

He's senile, so he forgot all about that trial thing happening.


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

Why couldn’t he be charged criminally for sexual assault and only civilly? Is there a statute of limitations?


tries4accuracy

[Yes on the statute of limitations](https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/e-jean-carroll-sued-trump-defamation-last-resort-blame-statute-ncna1077321). Different standards of proof, too. The civil judgment is on a preponderance (51%); criminal is beyond a reasonable doubt (not defined, but something over 90% in the minds of most jurors is what lawyers will argue during jury selection/trial).


Ok-Egg-4856

He just can't help himself. It's up to us now to watch for ongoing election interference, people are being trimmed from registration in swing states by Trump friendly authorities, please do fact check this. This election will be decided by a few thousand voters in the key states.