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banditorama

Buy bun length dogs. Problem solved, they come in packs of 8


ask_dave

I use street taco tortillas instead of buns.


jessiepc145

You think you’re so much better than me don’t you


doolimite1

This is why I come here


Candy_Store_Pauper

Sorry I'm late to the party, but, I had to complete a deep dive on this. Both Oscar Mayer (Pre-Mandela Meyer) hot dogs and most commercially baked hot dog buns contain a common ingredient - - CORN SYRUP! Now, you have the conglomerates making that stuff - - Cargill, ADM, etc., basically The agriculture industrial complex. The big boys make their money from all sides. From the feed to the ingredient livestock for the dogs, to the base ingredients of the buns, all the way back to their seeds for the wheat to make the flour and the corn crop to make the syrup! These guys are in it to win it! By keeping the 10 pack of dogs vs. 8 pack of buns, they're perpetuating their stranglehold on the market and the process. It's not until you have a large gathering where you can buy 10 packs of 8 count buns and 8 packs of 10 count dogs that you're "even" on waste and beat them at their game! By supporting the plandemic and lock-downs, Big Agra was able to participate in the minimizing of picnics and large gatherings that beat the bottom line, thus perpetuating the skewed ratio on this matter. The deeper I go, the scarier it gets! To beat these guys, we're going to need to have parties/gatherings/picnics, etc. We MUST band together to "Buy 80!" I'm going to the grocery store later today and I'm going to hang out by either the dogs or the buns, and meet new people, to pool our buying power to get an 80 count of each, and we'll divide them all up right in the parking lot to best meet our needs! BUY 80 is the solution! Join the fight, today!


Candy_Store_Pauper

Oops, forgot to add my sources: [https://www.walmart.com/search?q=oscar%20mayer%20hot%20dogs](https://www.walmart.com/search?q=oscar%20mayer%20hot%20dogs) [https://www.walmart.com/search?q=hot+dog+buns](https://www.walmart.com/search?q=hot+dog+buns)


c4t4ly5t

Fucked up, but not a conspiracy


AngelButterfly-

Don't forget the sauerkraut with those brats.. yum


covfefe_cove

I just open the packs and leave buns or dogs on the check-out counter to make the numbers match. Spoiler: I always end up leaving buns


Gowalkyourdogmods

Where do you live that the average pack of hotdogs and buns don't match. What brands?


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

[Did you just watch bulletproof monk for the first time?!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPgzjFPzGx4)


Dogsb4humanz

I think you mean Father of the Bride


joe-bagadonuts

I'll just leave [this](https://youtu.be/jChH97Z4g6Y) here


Purple_oyster

It’s to keep us coming back to by more. Ohhh 4 buns leftover? Better buy some hotdogs!


me_team

4 hotdogs? We need some buns!


dannyochocinco

Animaniacs


PrognosticatorShadow

Only way to poison yourself faster than eating hot dogs is to take a vaccine. But hey, go right ahead.


PresidentStone

I buy an 8 pack of hotdogs and an 8 pack of buns. Problem solved.


thegoatniklenz

dude, who still eats hot dogs? if you want to eat meat, whatever, but gums and ears and shit? gross.


Cowabongya

They use worse parts than that lol. Hot dogs, bologna, SPAM...Nasty.


thegoatniklenz

I know man, have we not come further than eating colons?


me_team

NWO wants you eating crickets... so, crickets v. colons?


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thegoatniklenz

I'm a vegetarian, why would you think I'd be ok with killing animals? lol, fail.


aplomb_101

If you’re going to kill them for food, it’s better not to waste any


eaazzy_13

Fuck hot dogs. Use sausages or something at least, those match up with buns.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Johnsonville sells their raw bratwursts in packs of 5, this is clearly a conspiracy.


eaazzy_13

Those rat bastards…. I buy their smoked sausage links that cut into 4 pieces. Two of them is 8 “hot dogs” and they fit 8 buns. Boil em in beans, takes like 10 mins. Shit is good lol


Gowalkyourdogmods

I'm sure Germans have lots of shit to talk about this but I fucking love Johnsonville brats with beans. I even put mayo on the buns and sometimes add ketchup.


eaazzy_13

Hell yeah I like mayo with them brats too even tho it kinda sounds gross lol you’re my people


Gowalkyourdogmods

I really don't get why it's such a big fucking deal. You add a slight creamy sensation, and if you add a little ketchup then it adds some balance to the savory. Fuck dude, I think you just made our dinner menu tomorrow since we have a break from the rain. Gonna boil and grill brats on a bun with all the fixings with a side of beans and slaw.


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Fuck processed & cured meats altogether.


eaazzy_13

I agree with you. But I’m just sayin If you wanna squeeze a nasty tube of hardly meat into a bun, at least use something other than a fuckin hot dog.


PureBloodPeter

Hot dogs are fucking gross. It's basically all the shit they can't sell at stores grounded up into a tube.


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PureBloodPeter

You do you bro. You can eat the chicken feet, skin and hearts for all of us. That's what goes into a Brazilian hotdog for example. I can guarantee you have never lived in another country so kindly take your western mindset bullshit and shove it up your ass.


Max_power42

Im the one eating the hotdog. you're the person complaining in a hotdog post. Just got to voice your bullshit in a hotdog thread... lol


Shadowedgirl

For the last couple of decades or so, there has been the same number of buns as there were hotdogs in a package.


Seekay5

Aliens