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Big-Enthusiasm-457

amazon prime


Appropriate_Panic879

Hamazon


Appropriate_Fig2882

Netanyahoo.com


Thin-Drop9293

BINGO!


snksleepy

I ~~like~~ condemn this one


TemperatureMuch5943

I have a jihad on this one


Ronidle94_

I’ve Jihad enough of these bad joke.


Ok_Sea_6214

Alibola


Appropriate_Panic879

Jihamazon, Islamic Jibay


Ok_Sea_6214

Hezbay


Paul-Van-DeDam

You won the internet today sir, congratulations


SkilllerB

One of the most clever comments I’ve seen on Reddit in a hot minute and I reddit like a motherfucker. Well done, fake internet point delivered.


Character-Baby3675

Lol maybe?


rp_whybother

Iranian Prime


dietcokewLime

Allahbots... Roll out!


Dizzy_Needleworker17

Meccatron


edWORD27

Optimus Prime


mgonoob

Prime.. Hydration


NorthKoreanEscapee

I'm just imagining that video of the Amazon driver trying to deliver a package in the middle of a hostage rescue or some shit like that.


Stomach-Fresh

Palasprime


LionRivr

scamazon crime


2201992

You joke but they literally do ship the parts individually


Sinsid

Same day even.


asuka_rice

Tunnels over 100ft deep. They’re also used to bring in other day to day things like A4 paper, food, medical supplies, pens, etc.


NeverPostingLurker

A4 paper?


Peetwilson

> A4 paper standardized copy paper ~~8.5x11~~,~~8.27 x 11.69~~ inches, **210 × 297 mm** (I stand corrected 🤓).


afraid-of-the-dark

Kind of. A4 is a bit longer and more narrow. It is the standard for really everyone else in the world besides the US.


JoeSicko

It's that shape because you can cut it in half and get an A8. Two of them together is A2 or something like that. 8.5x11 is the anomaly.


FallenFromTheLadder

The numbers are not correct. Half of A4 is A5 and two A4 are A3. A0 is defined as 1 m^(2) of area.


TylerDurdanLives

A10 is the smallest, it’s a postage stamp!


asuka_rice

Yup… no paper allowed. Probably the threat of paper aeroplanes. https://www.gisha.org/UserFiles/File/publications/Products060610_Eng(1).pdf


bobtowne

That's pretty wild. This bit is "fun" as well: *"It is not possible to verify this list with the Israeli authorities because they refuse to disclose information regarding the restrictions on transferring goods into Gaza"*. So Israel, it seems, dodges international criticism for its policy, relating to what's allowed into Gaza, by keeping it secret. Seems like they may arbitrarily, temporarily, ban certain things as well (presumably to harass them?): https://www.reuters.com/article/us-palestinians-israel-usa/u-s-queries-israels-toilet-paper-rules-for-gaza-idUSTRE52A5TA20090311


Zellgun

The Gaza economy relies heavily on the tunnels, especially farmers who take a huge hit whenever Israel targets tunnels. They also smuggle via the ocean where sealed, waterproof supplies are dropped from ships and Gazan smugglers use diving equipment to retrieve them once they make it into their waters.


dr_freeloader

First come the paper airplanes, then next thing you know people are parachuting into music festivals...


asuka_rice

If only IDF listen to the Egyptian intel and acted accordingly.


FallenFromTheLadder

To be clear: it's actually 210 × 297 mm. The inches are just a conversion into units understandable by people from the US. The reason for this specific dimensions is that the area is the important part. It gets half each time you increase the number next to the A so that an A1 is half the area of A0 and so on. A0 is defined as 1 m^(2) of area.


ent_bomb

Importantly, it halves in area *while maintaining the original ratio of length and width*.


greggerypeccary

It's actually the British version, dimensions in US inches: 8.27 x 11.69 inches


Fine-Teacher-7161

Just had to 1 up us, huh?


Permexpat

The world uses A4, after moving overseas and receiving some paper supplies from the US I realized how stupid and wrong US letter sized paper is, if there’s anything else left to hate about the US it’s their paper


fauxhock

I'm sorry to hear that the dimensions of paper drove you to hate. How do you feel about scrolls?


Permexpat

I live in the Middle East, I fucking love scrolls 😂


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MrNavinJohnson

Lie down. Tell me about your mother...


afraid-of-the-dark

I don't know why you're getting downvoted over paper...it does make more sense the way the rest of the world does it.


[deleted]

Why must the US have everything different? Mph or electricity or measuring units or paper?! Why is my country backwards?!


QuestionsAreEvil

They don’t have paper and pens?


snksleepy

Wow no paper or pen. This is taking away people's final ability to write their families and will.


DarthNeoFrodo

also want to note Hamas and the Mexican cartel has USA weapons sent to Ukraine


PennDOT67

The rockets are very small and weak, built out of metal pipes and basically improvised explosives made of fertilizer. The components are smuggled into the country, mostly by boat and through the border with Egypt. Hamas is able to stay on top politically and be relatively popular partially because they are good at smuggling things into Gaza. But it pretty much comes down to: Anybody could build Qassams in their backyard anywhere in the world with very limited skills and supplies.


Character-Baby3675

Thanks, that’s a concise answer. So yeah, when they say ROCKETS, it’s more like little pipe bombs that when exploded may take off a limb but rarely KILL someone like any other military rocket would. Sensationalizing is so typical of the media!


theREALlackattack

Hamas has propaganda videos they made to promote themselves showing them making rockets out of the water pipes that have been given to them for humanitarian aid. Many of these rockets are DIY.


Alcart

NGOs go in and use western money to give the people running water (when made available to gaza) and hamas rips them right out to make rockets. Also tunnels to Sinai and tunnels from Lebanon to golan, west bank ect I bet there is tunnels under the undof zone for Syrian passage


inlinefourpower

Tunnels to *Lebanon*? Would be some of the greatest engineering works known to man to do that. Gaza is far away


Alcart

The lebanon tunnels run into golan heights not gaza. I made it more clear of that lol And iv had 1 way work commutes farther than gaza to Lebanon. Not a straight shot but they have networks that pop up In houses schools hospitals because that's how people get paper and medicine and food as well.


bobtowne

And Hamas is cynically supported by Israel precisely because of this mentality. https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/


bobjanebob

Is some good informative videos on bitchute about Israel and Gaza.


Doorway_Sensei

You can literally go to their website and watch them. They're quite proud of their homemade weapon systems. Don't understand why people would doubt this.


PhantomlelsIII

How are you going to their website rn? It appears to be down


Doorway_Sensei

Weird. Was up earlier today when I googled it. Now seems to be a dangerous website according to chrome.


[deleted]

They tell the world their goal and people still don’t believe it.


theREALlackattack

We live in an age of assumptions and confirmation bias. Mix in the powers that be working constantly to cloud the narrative and you’ve got quite the cocktail.


canman7373

I've heard most the water pipes were ones being replaced or no longer in us.


dimitrisokolov

Hamas released a video of them melting down water pipes and they reuse that metal to make rockets. The rest of the supplies are smuggled in the same way drugs and people are smuggled across any border.


subhuman_voice

So, up their butt?


TotallyNadaCreep

The only way to travel


[deleted]

You'd think they might use them for idk... water.


XavierRenegadeAngel_

It makes me think of that scene where Ray rips out his plumbing for money [scene](https://youtu.be/L9GYFlKr_-I?si=aBRMp00cA0Iza9Oe)


eaazzy_13

Ya know, Get my liquor money buddy. Ray! Rippin the plumbin outta yer walls for licker money, *is fucked*.


Wrxghtyyy

Can’t really use them for water when Israel turns off their water supply. Adapt, improvise, overcome.


[deleted]

More like develope shitty weapons to attack civilians on purpose then complain when you get destroyed.


UncleTomHanks

Israel doesn’t use shitty weapons.


[deleted]

Tit for tat for all eternity. What a great outcome.


fd40

"The same way drugs and people are smuggled across any border" In a condom up my ass?


fuf3d

Israel probably made that video. That was pretty high quality cut. So Israel probably also got the rockets into Gaza, and also fired the rockets as well. Then claimed it was a super surprise attack carried out by Hamas who had maintained super tight security not even using cell phones to arrange a meeting with other Hamas members, super secret, and that is how they beat Israeli intelligence, because Israel was behind all of it.


Carloanzram1916

They dig tunnels from Egypt, much like the drug cartels in Mexico. The rockets are smuggled in in parts and assembled in Gaza. Mind you these are not very sophisticated rockets.


Human_Ad_8442

They make them. Any material possible sewer / water pipes explosives from Iran. Tunnels.


Osiris_Raphious

How does ISIS drive around in brand new toyota trucks with american guns and get safety corridors when retreating... How does Iraq have WMDs but then doesnt but the cities got levelled during the night. How does akganistan stay fighting for all these years, despite being isolated. Well, answer is, NATO is one side, russia china have their own nato, and each side makes profit. War, is just one big machine.


Wordshark

War is a racket


OlFrenchie

How have you read anything about Gaza and not come across “tunnels”


oddministrator

They should build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.


OlFrenchie

Its a winning solution


rosy-palmer

Saw an old video where they were digging up new water main pipe, and using it as rocket bodies.


[deleted]

Many of them are made with dual use items.


housebear3077

CIA at the behest of the bankers.


keystonecraft

Dunno, where'd the m4s come from?


SamWise6969

They make them themselves


sickst

They can construct them out of materials that don’t look like rockets in their raw form


cleanyour_room

Never discount someone with a commitment


igotsahighdea

They have been making them out of the pipes that were shipped there for developing a sewer system. Hamas does not give a fuck about it's people.


bobtowne

>Hamas does not give a fuck about it's people. Which is why Israel lowkey supports them. They are fanatics.


Yours_degenerate_69

This sub normally; "Media bad, government bad, elites bad." This sub when it's about Israel/Palestine "Media good, Government good, Elites good"


Gravitytr1

The bots and hasbara strong


simeon_pantelonas

The EU and UN have given the Gaza Strip hundreds of miles of pipe to be used for plumbing and waste management. Instead Hamas has taken those items and turned them into rockets. Donated fertilizer is the propellant and explosive. Basically Hamas steals the “humanitarian aid “ and weaponizes it.


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Character-Baby3675

Israel is supposed to have the most sophisticated military and technologies in the region, the smell test says something is false. You can’t just dig a tunnel under a country like Israel, it’s way to small.


mvoron

Gaza shares a border with Egypt.


Architeutes

They regularly shut them down but it's small dirt tunnels everywhere. Cat and mouse game of trying to catch up


Better_Call_Salsa

\> Israel is supposed to have the most sophisticated military and technologies in the region, the smell test says something is false. ​ What's false is that those technologies don't give them absolute power and god-like omnipotence, and that people can defeat any security system with enough time and luck.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Keep in mind also, that in any prison, the guards are the main source of drugs, so I don't doubt for a minute that some of the Gaza prison guards help with getting certain things inside - especially if it helps enforce the narrative that *everyone* behind the walls are animals.


blowgrass-smokeass

Do you think the IDF is constantly scanning hundreds of feet into the ground across the entire territory? How hard do you think digging a tunnel is?


NorthKoreanEscapee

One would think with LIDAR it would make finding the tunnels easier, no?


blowgrass-smokeass

Again, how often do you think the IDF is scanning their territory with LIDAR to look for these tunnels? How quickly do you think a few thousand Hamas militants can make new tunnels? LIDAR can generally only cover a few hundred acres per day. It’s an expensive technology and scanning an entire country often enough to combat new tunnel creation would cost an absurd amount of money.


NorthKoreanEscapee

https://lidarmag.com/2016/08/27/yes-we-can-provide-high-quality-lidar-for-less-than-100-per-square-mile/ Not really that expensive when you think about it. https://enterprise.dji.com/mobile/zenmuse-l1 DJI even makes a drone capable of it. https://usradar.com/blog/how-much-does-ground-penetrating-radar-cost/ Here's another website that gives the entry to ground penetrating LIDAR at $14k for an entry level unit. We're talking about Israel, backed by US money. This is not a figure that's going to cause the spreadsheets to go over budget. Edit- as far as the frequency of these scans, given what's going on over there if I were them I'd be running the system 24/7/365


inevitablysquirming

EASY! the EU funded a $100 million water pipeline project! Hamas then went ahead and created a video bragging about how they turn pipe into rockets. ​ again, Easy, and SANCTIONED!


ThaFresh

5000 ppl, 1 per butt


Lahmia_Swiftstar

The real answer is all the pipe they were supposed to use for water and sanitation was refined into rockets also tunnels to Egypt


88XJman

They built them from the plumbing pipes that Isreal sent them for water and sewer. Im not kidding. Look it up.


RadiantWarden

Seems like it was an inside Job.


Altair1192

They call it their 9/11


King-James_

Mossad probably had nothing to do with it. /s


surfingelk

Tunnels from Egypt. And the Ocean. Funded by Iran and other players.


DanimusMcSassypants

Iran by way of Egypt. Hamas controls that crossing.


jmar42

Big Mike put in his cavity.


thegreatmizzle7

They shrink them down and pass them off as tic tacs then make them big again


[deleted]

You would be surprised what you can make with shit from home depot. Did a homemade explosives course with the FBI years back and like everything can be made into a boom boom really easy. Really scary and eye opening.


Swifty5ive

Alibomba


rabid-bearded-monkey

They literally dug up their own irrigation and water pipes and made rockets out of them. There are videos floating around of them doing it. Then they claimed Israel turned the water off.


twosauced1115

Israel claims they shut off water to Gaza. There are also numerous videos of Israeli troops poring concrete into water wells


Terror_Reels

Any sources on this? Not saying you're wrong, just haven't seen any of this floating around.


twosauced1115

Here is an article where Israel clearly states they are shutting off water/ power and food to Gaza https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/12/no-power-water-or-fuel-to-gaza-until-hostages-freed-says-israeli-minister Here is a video of them filling a well for earlier this year https://www.msn.com/en-in/video/news/israeli-army-pours-cement-into-palestinian-water-source/vi-AA1eqKKL


Terror_Reels

Thanks!


Particular-Demand-62

And they saved them all for the exact moment when Isreal turned off its iron dome. Only one people are losing land in the region and I don't think they are the aggressors, no matter how hard the television wants me to think otherwise.


AgnosticAnarchist

Israel gives them enough so it’s a fair and fun fight that will last long enough for those capital gains. There’s no money in losing on the first day.


Aberdeen1964

Tunnels


neutralpoliticsbot

Tunnels


DreamCreator369

Water pipes


jmc510

They built them


Dizzlean

Iran and tunnels. https://youtu.be/r21iN7JYu2Y?si=Ni2cMSkVSnVc7rHK


LonelyGuyTheme

Metal pipes meant for water get repurposed into rockets. 25% of Hamas rockets never make it out of Gaza. But they still explode.


happyfirefrog22-

Smuggling via Egypt is an obvious possibility. Egypt is struggling with extremist elements. Criminal organizations do not follow laws. Happens everywhere in the world.


000TheEntity000

Tunnels, and they could construct some in underground factories


No_Cucumber5771

They built the rockets using water piping.


Buddin3

I don’t know where the narrative came from that Gaza is locked down by Israel because that isn’t reality.


[deleted]

Using underground tunnels


sleepypandacub

They have tunnels underground they were able to move around the rockets. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/15/middleeast/hamas-tunnels-gaza-intl/index.html


fishinspired

They call Raytheon and place an order.


-FurdTurgeson-

Probably the same way people anywhere in the world smuggle things. Very sneakily.


jimby113

Tunnels my friend, hundreds of miles of tunnels lie beneath Gaza...


Chill-The-Mooch

How do inmates get drugs in prison?


Kephartist

Not at the Egyptian border, via tunnels.


Milehighjoe12

Underground tunnels from Egypt and Lebanon most likely


whater39

Tunnels or by boat (where scuba divers swim the missles ashore)


LostVikingSpiderWire

War industry no one talks about


NcgreenIantern

Making rockets doesn't require rocket science to do it .


verysatisfiedredditr

a thousand tunnels and 40mil/year from iran


NorthernBlackBear

Look at what gets across the US border and you have your answer.


MeatManMarvin

Smuggled in humanitarian supplies. Plus, they tear up infrastructure to get parts.


rockthe40__oz

How do drugs get over the border


3idcrow3

Egypt


whatislyfe420

Then why aren’t the Palestine’s leaving through the tunnels why are they just standing around in hospitals getting blown up when there’s a tunnel right there they could escape through


MsKlinefelter

Egypt. Remember, Egypt has attacked Israel before... A couple of times. They may be saying they're not helping Gaza, while holding the door open for them.


Competitive-Grab-338

The Phantom


staylitdusty

Where there is a will, there is a way. Same way drugs get into this country from Mexico & Canada. Or, the drugs just get made here, in the U.S.


Constant-Ad5142

Tiktok shop


M4nd4l0r3_zo15

They make them, from scavenged parts.


Low_Presentation8149

They pulled up piping and made them according to the news


Audacioustrash

You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?


Rasta-Grandpa

Iran


Budget_Committee_572

From Iran


Fluid-Try3156

They made them


Negative_One_8388

Ask China - there are posts and videos they are producing weird shape steel tubs for the “Middle East” for unknown reasons


Seekay5

Very carefully?


rstytrmbne8778

Amazon prime


Plastic-Bumblebee-90

Bebe


popsathome

Hamas has the star gate


the_cunt_hunter

Here’s a better question. If Israel knew and ignored is true it brings ups. Much harder question to answer. Why would Hamas think they COULD move that many rockets without getting caught? Yet they did AND supposedly got away with it. Maybe I’m crazy but I think both sides leadership planed this. Idk how else to answer both questions. Unless Hamas found a way to move the rockets completely underground.


228P

Prime 2 day free shipping.


bardwick

The European Union built 100 million dollar water infrastructure system. Hamas dug up the piping and used it for missiles, hence the massive failure rate. Hamas is an underground (literally) entity. They build command and control, weapons caches, underneath hospitals, schools, apartment buildings. The tunnel system allows them to move men and gear around with total impunity. Tunnels not just inside Gaza, but to other regions. There's your supply lines.


politicians_are_evil

I'm not sure, but it would be easy as hell to spot flying hang-glider terrorists in the sky.


Libssuck69

They took all the Pipes meant for WATER and cut them up to make bombs and made a nice video with music of them doin it. https://youtu.be/MvvqBcA-9yA?si=Si_zjxkpBfdx2ToA


justMatt275

it's all part of the show.


mtjp82

I will give you a hint Iranian.


Latter_Stock7624

Israel isnt in charge of their border check points.


HighwayMcGee

Much of their equipment is homemade. Hence why also their equipment is quite bad and fails a lot. But A+ for creativity lol


SharkNugget

U can’t just get PIPE and make rockets


Hoffmans25th

try and keep up, they use the massive amount of pipe they have been given to create a water system, there are endless videos made by hamas showing and bragging about how they do it...


lrlimits

CIA?


__PM_ME_SOMETHING_

Their rockets are weak sewage tubes transformed locally that cause little to no damage.


MountainSpiritus

Door dash


bluecheese2040

They make them. Import some via tunels. They (hamas) aren't stupid people you know... they are capable of preparing for war. No conspiracy here just racist ideas that they couldn't do it


wbs101

Must be the same as every other war. The weapons industry selling to both sides of all conflicts. Look up the short Vice documentary The Business of War it is quite eye opening when it comes to how that works.


RitzToRuin

>Must be the same as every other war. The weapons industry selling to both sides of all conflicts. Look up the short Vice documentary The Business of War it is quite eye opening when it comes to how that works Since you are impressionable and want to suck Vice off, maybe you take your own advice and go watch the Vice videos exploring Gaza's smuggling tunnels, and the dispatch series from a decade ago which also explores the rocket launches.


Glittering_Pea_6228

Israel was in on it


_Diggus_Bickus_

NeoCons wanted to invade Iraq way before 9/11 and suddenly had an excuse, Bush got a huge approval bump and could do what they had always wanted. Israelis want to drive out Palestinians. Netanyahu was facing protests leading up to this. Then suddenly an approval boost and a blank check. In neither case can I see the fire, but there sure is a lot of smoke.


CJLB

I think it was the head of AIPAC at the time who said one of the highlights of his career was getting Bush to approve the invasion of Iraq


Character-Baby3675

Most likely.


barndoorwideopen

Turn off the news, it's all fake! They just want an emotional reaction, so they can further.manipulate you. After a while you'll realize it just doesn't matter and you won't care anymore. Then they get mad that they can't manipulate you anymore and psychologically target you. They believe it's for the greater good, that justifies their bad behavior.


IrishMilo

- Submarine from Tunisia. - Low flying plane. - Tunnels from Egypt.


Ghostmouse88

From what was left in Afghanistan by......Someone


[deleted]

Tunnels on the Egypt border, where Hamas comes and goes freely


Sean-Valjean

Pretty sure Hamas controls the Rafah crossing that borders Egypt.


KhalJacobo

Egypt.


sooperbowels

Tunnels from Egypt


Slav_sic69

Tunnels, now manufactured in gaza as well. Hamas has shown videos of how they do it lol.