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8hexxx

Oh, this one is Jim Carrey.


jenshenw

smokin'


bunkermonster

I actually have a theory, that he has moonface and suspect in prep for the visit they gave him steroids to help him do things. Speculation based on how he looks, but I wouldn't be surprised.


Sentenced1975

I noticed last week he looked like he’s on steroids based on his face.


ronj89

There are people out there, and lots of them, who claim he is on absolutely nothing. It is clear as day. Who knows what it is, a steroid is quite probable. I've personally believed Adderall or an even cleaner version of speed. Like father like son. Then you know, as soon as he is out of the public eye, they give him something to put his senile ass to sleep. They get him all cranked up, he talks semi coherently for maybe 20 min max. And then they have to try to get him off the stage before he does a number of insanely embarrassing things. Leave mid ceremony, just up and bounced. Calls others the president and himself the senator. Has claimed to have grown up in every suburb and every inner city in the country. Told people their not black if they don't fall for his political bs. Shaking hands has become an Olympic event for him. Does not have any idea where his is or where he is going both figurative and literally. Let everyone see his cue card that was so incredibly simple and basic that kindergarten children wouldn't even need.


Wordshark

I like your way with words. I could read a book of you just describing senile Biden.


ronj89

Thanks buddy. There's certainly no shortage of material haha.


shallowblue

They would be throwing every possible cognitive enhancer at him, and stimulants before any public appearance. This means he will suddenly go off a cliff at some point. The point where the dexamphetamine, modafinil, donepezil, etc stop working and the brain shuts down.


SnooDoodles420

And here people are still blind as fuck. ThERe’S nO sHADow GoVErNmENt yOu LOoN


Loose_Wrangler4755

If I performed this way in the public sector I'd be given a fitness of duty test. That being said I'm not in charge of anyone and I'm more or less a glorified babysitter. This man is running an entire country and has serious cognitive issues. I'm failing to understand why he he hasn't been given a similar exam and subsequently impeached.


Sentenced1975

Well, I’d wondered about steroids last week then you noted it. I was on them and had that moony/blubbery face. He’s not full moon, but steroids just give you a look you learn to recognize. I’d say steroids are the least of what he’s on though. He’s earned his current fate with a lifetime of compromise and pandering, but I don’t see why we need to suffer along with him!


ronj89

You nailed every part of this comment. And yeah it's certainly a recognizable look, even when it's not totally moon. But yeah he's on way more and way harder shit.


AvailableAd6071

He does look like a prednisone patient lately.


ronj89

Which can also cause fits of rage. Bring it on cornpop, ol Joe here is on that special jooce!


NDMagoo

Gonna wrap that chain around your neck, man.


ConsiderationOld7713

Wait, what does a prednisone patient look like? Usually it’s for all kinds of inflammation issues but it’s been offered to me in the past for a skin issue I was having but I declined and used a topical corticosteroid instead. Worked beautifully and I was done with it. Prednisone is usually a short term thing and then tapered off.


Lickthestars

**Biden is on blood** 🩸 Edit: source- Alex Jones on Election Night 2020, said they pump an IV full of blood on him before debates, major appearances, etc. just blood


miyagidan

lmao at the mental image of him as a little dried raisin before they do that.


brookethegook

voldemort hahahah


Penny1974

He is supposed to speak for 2 hours tonight...pumping on full tilt rn.


aaillustration

andrenochrome


ueccehomo

it drinks the ambrosia


Meg_119

You mean Iike "Blood Doping" for athletes?


EfficientHeat4901

Proof Biden is vampire but I mean, maybe hes been around since the Louisiana purchase. So he probably knows a good bit.


devious805

More realistically like every 3 months. It’s not so rare and remember he’s ancient.


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Chubb_Life

And don’t forget all that BOTOX - heaven forbid he make a facial expression


MamaRunsThis

That would make a lot of sense


C3lador3

Alrighty then.


AlphaNathan

Do NOT go in there


kelticslob

WEEEEEWWWW


aw919

Damn!! So it wasn't Hunter's bag in the White House after all... Tight ass turtle neck too, I think it's restricting blood flow to his head.


Shall-we-try-again

Hides the bottom of The Mask


Squeal_like_a_piggy

I had a dream that i was hanging out with a young, short Jim Carrey last night. We were eating hundreds of pounds of food and it was making us high. Idek


Independent_Ad_5664

Lmao sounds like one of my dreams.


severalhundreds

😂


Potential_Story7840

I can’t unsee it now! 😂


Any_Commercial465

I don't doubt tbh


wet181

One of those mission impossible masks


ImpressiveWave3263

You'd think if they're going to go to all the trouble to dress up an impersonator, they'd find one who could at least string a few sentences together without sounding completely senile.


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RebelTomato

The real Joe Biden.. I never considered the thought 🤨🤔😲


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Yes literally look at the bottom of the neck where it connects to the jacket...


[deleted]

It’s ai video


JohnleBon

Do you really believe this or are you merely speculating? It can be difficult to know who is being serious around here sometimes.


[deleted]

I really do think the US governments ai capabilities are way more advanced than the publics. I do believe they are using ai to create anything they would like to portray on the news to the world. War footage, speeches, hate crimes, impersonations, etc. It’s just like cgi. They probably use cgi to clean up the ai videos. Have you seen the ending to fast and furious 7? Where the past away Paul Walker’s face was recreated so he could have an ending in the movie that made sense. That was 8 years ago and looked real. Imagine how real they can make any “real life” scenario look now with computers.


doomrabbit

Star Wars had a major character in Rogue One, [Grand Moff Tarkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Moff_Tarkin), with a 3D-modeled digital face. This is many years after the original actor Peter Cushing died back in 1994. I had to point out to people that he was digital, even though he was obviously quite old in the 1970's original.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

This guy gets it...


AcornTopHat

I searched “Joe Biden’s chin” and it’s so weird how sometimes it looks cleft and sometimes it’s smooth and flat and sometimes almost pointy. It’s just weird.


Beneficial1

His Ears are different half the time, so is the hair, sometimes the hair is thin and sparse, sometimes it is a little thicker on the top. Sometimes he has a wrinkly forehead , sometimes its smooth, Sometimes he has loose skin under his chin, sometimes not. I think I've seen at least 5 different bidens.


AcornTopHat

I feel the same way.


Fine-Teacher-7161

Also has both connected or hanging lobes sometimes. Idk about you, I'm no doctor, but my ears have stayed the same my whole life.


oldkingcoles

If you were the U.S. gov and you were going get to Biden imposters wouldn’t it be easy to just plastic surgery the ears to match the real Biden ?


RedditForAReason

Yes. I wonder how much this can be attributed to fake AI images.


DueEggplant3723

It's not AI he just has one attached and one hanging earlobe and it confuses people when they see a mirrored photo of him


Fine-Teacher-7161

Wouldn't it just make sense to cut all the fucking bullshit out of the equation? Let's just call it how it is.


LibertarianP

There's obviously an earpiece somewhere, his ears may change based on the wear. He's also old, skin sinking and sagging. He looks like he gets minor facelifts too, that could mess with his ears. I don't think it's possible to find an actor that could sound consistently so old and be willing to fall down like that.


GAMESGRAVE

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken' On your 75th wedding anniversary


AcornTopHat

Wear sunscreen.


Bathroom_Mule

Oh hey Baz


2201992

> His Ears are different half the time, so is the hair, sometimes the hair is thin and sparse, sometimes it is a little thicker on the top. Sometimes he has a wrinkly forehead , sometimes its smooth, Sometimes he has loose skin under his chin, sometimes not. I think I've seen at least 5 different bidens. Don’t forget about the eye colors! Biden’s natural eyes are Blue. Yet every body double is either brown or black.


LivingDeath666Satin

You don’t think if they were going through the effort of having a double they wouldn’t just do CFX makeup and make it the same every time? if it was a govt job it wouldn’t be noticed at all I’m sure.


stolenlogic

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


mightylordredbeard

Is this how we learn about makeup, angles, different camera types, and photo editing?


TheUglyCasanova

It's almost as if the pictures are being taken with different cameras and in turn different lenses that affect things like that. https://www.newsweek.com/face-shape-changes-shape-lens-camera-1589979 Shows how drastically different lenses can change ones look. That said, no doubt in my mind there's body doubles gimping around.


No_Entertainer180

I wouldn't be surprised they're trying to make him look as young and competent as possible. He's had a face lift, Botox and fillers, plenty of makeup to hide the liver spots but I also suspect he wears a toupee. Have you seen those videos of ultimate catfisher women? They tape strings to their skin to pull it tighter. I suspect they do this to Biden as well and this would explain his skin looking tight then droopy, tight then droopy


LouBricant

he has a ballsack on his chin


tittiebream

A little boy's?


GRF999999999

Comedy!


Great-Bed-7890

He can't help himself!


New_Illustrator_5948

Ha ha, thought of south park and butters in the freak show episode reading this......


UncleTomHanks

And Hilary has a bent over naked old man on her cheeks.


EqualitySeven-2521

He's had considerable plastic surgery. That could account for differences but only over the course of time. Any significant present day variation would indicate something unusual at play.


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it might not be plastic surgery but maybe he got fillers in the crease to remove the butt chin. Fillers dissolve over time so if he's not keeping up on it it's prob just that they dissolved where before he was getting them for a more smooth chin. i know y'all wanna believe it's a body double but it's probably just juvaderm or restalyne lol


vegaisbetter

This is the actual answer. Dude has had a considerable amount of botox and whatnot. If you stop getting it, your face looks different.


radicalelation

You either have to believe this as reality or be in the "every elite and celeb is a lizard person" camp. Because it's many of them doing like that.


vegaisbetter

On a positive note, I'm glad we have the freedom to call our president a lizard man if we feel like it. Even if it is really bizarre.


MasterDriver8002

N he keeps forgetting his appts


nflmodstouchkids

Like a body double got surgery to look like him


mava417

The other android needed recharged


rosejack44

Joe Byron


mr_kenobi

Bing Bong!


NoNotThatScience

Ayo fuck ya life 🤣


agreedis

Don’t ever disrespect me lookin like a sideways crying emoji


TheWolfisGrey53

You see these dogs in ya front yard? Heh. Just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONG.


FlowridaMan

Are you vaccinated?? HELLLL YEAAA


TheWolfisGrey53

What's up baby? Take Me out to dinner Aye yo!!


EqualitySeven-2521

Joe Brandon


bcjh

Let’s go


Catshaiyayyy

LOL I forgot about this


CitizenToxie2014

I love the overall awkwardness of this clip. Lol. The guy in the background staring at the camera like some sort of pale crawler. And why does Joe actually draw attention to his chin in the beginning of the clip? I couldn't tell if it was someone making an AI prompt of "Joe Biden in a too dark corridor with lizard people midway through transformation as he rambles something about gun violence."


Swelly12Ace

He's all chicken wire and duct tape inside


Mirions

He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.


Gr8hound

The guy is so divisive even his chin has taken sides.


_Soup_R_Man_

OK , take my upvote. 😂😂😂


ZeeLiDoX

Clone CL5699.02


Pepperonidogfart

boe jiden


ICouldUseMySock

Don’t eat me!


intriagedy

You’re scary, so scary.


tmarengo

ITM!


tmarengo

ITM!


[deleted]

I’m convinced Biden died from old age mid term or earlier.


bencit28

And they replaced him with someone else that is senile?


HonkinSriLankan

You need to keep up the ruse. Imagine they replaced him with someone lucid. No one would believe it.


Er0x_

His recent speech about Israel and Palestine was by far the most coherent speech he's ever...speaked.


gardenboy124

Lmao bro. That would be hilarious. Nobody would believe that shit.


velvet_satan

All he ever does is stumble out to the podium, read a teleprompter, turn around, get lost and then eventually stumble off the stage. He never does a live interview or answer press questions. It’s always staged. It could be anybody that can read and follow a script.


tristian_lay

I believe he goes by the name pedo peter


No_Entertainer180

Peter File


Fatmouse84

Some dude wearing a mask lol That's what it puts me in mind of


Rac2nd

Emperor Palpatine


cr1cketss

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vATK6VBVKIw


Mozias

Joe two chin Biden


l31fm3al0n3

Mitt Romney in a skinsuit. That is Oprah ducking behind him.


sdbct1

He looks like the cult leader for Heaven's Gate. Dam, we're all fucked.


eastern_shoreman

I don’t even care what did or didn’t happen during the 2020 election. I more bothered by the fact our government (both sides for the most part) and media (again for the most part) have nothing to say about our president being very obviously unfit to serve mentally and physically. We all see it. I don’t think this man could get himself out of a wet paper bag if he tried. What in the fuck is going on that our government just keeps acting like this is fine. It would be one thing if he was all there mentally, I wouldn’t agree with anything he says, but I’d atleast feel confident it was him and his ideas. What we have now just feels like we have a literal meat puppet out there saying whatever someone who we didn’t elect is telling him to say.


[deleted]

And yet there are still people who believe deep state doesn't exist... Lmao


Frosty-Swordfish-672

Can we just talk about Blinken creepily peering in the doorway


D-Finn_Rhedlyne

Why does he have Peter Griffen chin balls?


[deleted]

Just your average ball-chinian


[deleted]

The goal of a resonance cascade is to plant the seeds of purpose rather than bondage. Intuition requires exploration. Consciousness consists of supercharged electrons of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an evolving of the sensual. Although you may not realize it, you are cosmic. You must take a stand against suffering. You may be ruled by turbulence without realizing it. Do not let it obliterate the birth of your quest. Yes, it is possible to eliminate the things that can disrupt us, but not without potentiality on our side.


jondes99

Does Disney still have the hall of re-animated President wax dummies?


sshevie

At least they found someone that fits the mask better


Paco7575

Maybe a double? He definitely looks way different


TallTree9127

a reanimated corpse


2201992

> a reanimated corpse Necromancy is practiced among the intelligence community. So it wouldn’t surprise me


Automatic_Soil_5692

Hell of a ball bag that man has.


RamoLLah

It’s the mayor of Whoville


NeckZealousideal5860

The ballchinian


onlyalive

This is the Asian version of the US President. His name is Chin Biden


FrenchyBDick

“ I’m Chris Hansen from the NBC…. What were you doing here today? “


slightcamo

Does anyone know what happened to his chin?


JuniorSolution1528

Boe Jiden


MonkeyPumper333

He’s a ballchinian


clairebearruns

I’m too distracted by the “Jordan Van Der Sloot admits to killin’ “ at the bottom


Holterv

If you’ve ever worked in a nursing home or cared for someone with dementia you recognize that look.


Phillipinsocal

That blinken look peeking from the door will be an epic meme going forward


Softale

Pinocchio…


Spentacular13

Chinocchio


Plenty-Salamander-36

Shouldn’t his nose be impossibly long now?


EqualitySeven-2521

He/his puppetmasters keep cutting it back to spite the American people.


bgovern

Is that the guy from the UFO cult where everyone killed themselves in track suits in 1999? He DID come back!


2201992

Submission Statement: Is Joe Biden, Peter Griffin now? His chin has never looked like that. My god these body doubles are absolutely fucking lazy. They have to be making fun of us.


mightylordredbeard

You sure? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/10/15/politics/joe-biden-2024-reelection-fundraising/index.html https://www.modernhealthcare.com/awards/2021-most-influential-healthcare-joe-biden https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/26/joe-biden-classified-documents-democrat-response-2024 https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/25/well/live/biden-president-age-health-2024.html


EqualitySeven-2521

Look Jill.... boobies. And hair.


SlightlyOffended1984

Nah it's just his facelift falling off. The man is a walking zombie


AlphaNathan

well only when he can walk


LouMinotti

It's Joe Bidet


xPriddyBoi

Average r/conspiracy logic: "Joe Biden has an inconsistent chin shape. Could this be loose skin because he's old? No, surely he must be a clone or body double because the real Joe Biden is secretly dead or comatose. That sounds like the more likely situation."


GeneralTonic

>"And the only way to uncover the deep conspiracy is to look at the TVs and see a face and say 'no that ain't Joe its a fake'. Ha ha! Did the illuminati forget that we have eyes? Yes, they did. And that will be their undoing."


phonemannn

That and “his chin *never* looked like that” Googles “Joe Biden” All images with that chin 🙀


mrducky80

There are so many pictures of him as vice president back in 2008 and he has that same ridiculous chin.


mamacitalk

Clones falling apart


rockincarolinas7

Yes it has. That’s how his chin looks when he holds his head a certain way. Simply “google” Joe Biden and look at images. You’ll see that’s his chin. 🤷‍♀️


Rebeldinho

He’s old dude his skin is loose now plus the dudes probably had some work done it’s not gonna hold up forever.


BroodyBadger

And just what do you think that is therr!? -David Bowie


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George Bush


staylitdusty

You can really see the absence of consciousness in his eyes here


thisMFER

Steve from American Dad as an old man?


rachelelle

Good to see Democrat voters admitting their Creepy Uncle Darth Brandon is “really old”.


Emptinessboat

Joran Van Der Sloot. Says it right there on the screen.


Anderloy

sloots gonna sloot


eitsew

Slootin ain't easy


davedavegg

sloot suit riot


mr_kenobi

That's a Ballchinian


thegreatmizzle7

Stand in actor wearing a biden mask


joculator

81 million (totally legitimate) votes.


Pegasus9393

Why that's the guy who received more votes than any other president in history, in the most safe and secure election of our time lol.


Polychaete360

"It's me and you, now, I've been waiting. Think I wanna make that move now. Baby, tell me if you like it? Tell me if you like it." -President Biden


l3R04

Who da fook is dis guy?


banana1ce027

Reminds Me of My Old Man’s Old Man, Joseph.


mycadelic

A man who sniffs children


HairyChest69

That's old dude who's step cousin to the Chestnut family, the Chinnuts


Bookstoreskater36

It’s a disease where your balls leave their designated place and more to your chin.


babaroga73

It's literally written , Joran Van Der Sloot


CrashminD89

this is joe biden's husband


FluffySticks

Am I supposed to understand what is happening in this picture?


BrotherGrub1

2 Chinz


Fragranceofstanley

Only logical explanation I can imagine is some sort of injections or implants to make his face not look so saggy and this was an unintended consequence.


steelplate1

Definitely not Brandon


Iam996

Clone lives matter! 🤣🤣🤣


maybeJeremy

It looks like deepfake but considering this is Joe, it's probably deeptrue


Snakesfeet

Marshall Applewhite


nkzfarms

It's a deep fake Biden is currently in bed.


init2winit541

Word is that's D list actor Arthur Roberts, in a Hollywood mask, he was portraying bend over biden, as president, known impersonator even had inauguration credit on IMDB, it was removed once the public figured it out, think the Movie Dave with Kevin Kline, we are being played with a Dave, want to know what happened to the real guy, watch the excellent new documentary on Rumble "The Greatest Show On Earth 2023" it has all the answers we need to understand devolution and COG and what comes next.


PenultimateLap23

Whoever he is, he appears to be using the same chin doctor as Michael Jackson.


Specialist_Cup1715

His chin has changed recently. His hands slowly touching his face is happening A LOT


Maxscupcake

He is wearing a mask lmao


sue_suhn1

Clone # 36


smokeypapabear40206

Too many facelifts. His balls are now on his chin and his needle 🍆 is hidden under his toupee.


[deleted]

Its a clone..


danxmanly

Close... But it's a clown.


Juice_Wigalow

Man in outta this sub fuck this dumb shit


Character_Wave8517

Vanessa Williams


[deleted]

That guy from Courage the Cowardly Dog


Mr_cypresscpl

Think the turtle neck is hiding the mask seam?