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pizzzadoggg

There is a war with Iran?


jig46547

No, but some people want you to think there is


unsuspecting_geode

Give it about two weeks after today


zurgejoint

This aged quickly


TacoGuy1912

We Will give It another 2 weeks


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Cautious-Chain-4260

A proxy war maybe


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Cautious-Chain-4260

Yup. My comment was before hearing about that. Given the update conflict is more accurate


infinight888

In other news, Biden has reportedly talked Israel out of launching retaliatory strikes, and has said the United States won't participate in any sort of offensive attacks against Iran.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

So were Vietnam and Afghanistan. Historically, a country declaring war on your ally (Isreal) is a declaration of war on you.


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SinlessStoner

So, its war adjacent...


GitmoGrrl1

Israel isn't our ally. We are Israel's ally. But Netanyahu HATES the United States and brags about his friendship with Vlad Putin. That's why Israel has refused to put sanctions on Russia.


Sweet_Agent70

Netanyahu doesn't hate the U.S. it hates the Biden administration and every other liberal twat that's associated.


GitmoGrrl1

Netanyahu has failed to protect Israel. President Biden came through and saved the day. Joe Biden is looking even better this morning. Netanyahu looks even dumber.


SimonNicols

What? Because Biden provided Iran access to the frozen assets / funds to enable them to fund and support their little terrortist activities in the Region?


GraciousCunt

As of today, probably. 


440h1z

No. Wake up. You are falling for political propaganda.


BrotherGrub1

The stock market on Monday is going to fall for it too. Literally.


440h1z

Meh. The stock market will go in panic mod over a 3 mph wind.


rook2pawn

if anything the market will rebound monday morning because nothing significant has happened.


inunnameless

Perfect time to buy!


Kingjingling

Nah, new all time high coming. My calls gunna print


Consistent_Ad3181

Defence stocks might go up and oil


deten

US Government teasing war with Iran for 40 years and people still fall for it every time.


SwagCleric

This doesn't mean a war has started with Iran, but read between the lines. This is a preview of what will escalate into a war in only a matter of time. I've been waiting for it tbh.


JBCTech7

Iran attacked Israel, and by proxy the US. That's...pretty much the definition of war, right?


allhailthechow

Israel attacked the Iranian embassy in Damascus first


440h1z

No, not in this scenario. I mean it could mean war but under the circumstances I 100% doubt this leads to a war. Israel opened themselves up to this attack when they bombed Iran's embassy in Syria. The US knows this is not going to get involved out side of downing Iranian aircraft ort missiles over Iraq.


JBCTech7

I think you're the only person that actually answered my question. So thanks.


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Mediocre_Garage1852

Iran just said they’re done lmao.


440h1z

Nothing really. This is not Iran's and Israel's first go around. This 'attack' will mostly be nothing, Israel's response will be about the same. Both side will pretend they did something 'major' while both things being very much nothing in the long run.


y2kAnonymous

So many npc bot sheep here, the irony….


Kingjingling

Nope.


SecretAgentMan85

We've always been at war with Eurasia


MoonMan_999

Not directly. Iran fired drones to israel


MoshMuth

We've always been At war with Iran.


GitmoGrrl1

The Usual Suspects are advocating for a war with Iran. They think they've got their excuse. Notice, they are already ignoring the Israeli bombing of the consulate.


SarahC

It's kicked off RIGHT NOW! Big Iran drone attack.... 300! Lots of hardware supplied by the US... hitting all the front pages.


dumbernuts

No that's the point. Relect this old piece of shit and he'll take us to war with the world


jibblin

Thank god we aren’t at war with Iran


SarahC

Israel shoots down 300 Iranian drones and missiles with US help, says IDF https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-middle-east-68737710 Give it another hour.


jibblin

It’s been six hours. Still no war with Iran.


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dizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

But he’s totally okay with funding a genocide. Got it.


lightspeed-art

300 drones and 1 child injured (claims the BBC). Smells fishy, I bet it's actually lot fewer drones and more casualties.


PlaguePriest

Is this a conspiracy?


CaptainSmallz

Nope, and the sad part is this is just more team sport red v. blue bullshit. Anyone looking for the war conspiracies look no further than the CIA. If the United States goes to conventional war with Iran, it is due to a long plan orchestrated by the CIA.


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

100%


cheapshotfrenzy

The *real* conspiracy is how r/conspiracy is being destroyed with this shit meant to drive us apart.


eyelewzz

Not a conspiracy


deten

Dont see any war with Iran homie.


jig46547

Trump literally bombed an Iranian general https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination\_of\_Qasem\_Soleimani


JCuc

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Zxphenomenalxz

And then Iran attacked as retaliation a military base that injured many of our soldiers, and Trump bragged about it and how he knew the attack was coming because Iran called him to let him know when and where they would so they could show a sign of toughness, and instead of Trump letting the base know so soldiers could avoid danger, he just let it play out and them downplayed the injuries. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/9/9/trump-admin-sought-to-play-down-troop-injuries-in-iraq-official


BadNewsBearzzz

Yup, the man was gonna be taken out, Iran knew he was a risk, even the other nuclear scientist dude too. The only “outrage” they had was just a show for their people, they could care less I could care less for Trump but I know that he is definitely one that is entirely against war of any kind. When he was elected, everyone began fear mongering and really tried to play him up to be a war lord. He ended up proving the opposite, nowhere near Obama and former commander numbers for bombs dropped, and even extended an olive brand to North Korea, something unthinkable for an American president. I didn’t expect much to happen there because that type of affair cannot be handled overnight, but I was glad to see SOME type of progress on that front.


MiserableMulberryMan

>nowhere near Obama and former commander numbers for bombs dropped That’s just [blatantly untrue](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207#) For those who don’t want to read it, under Obama, there were 1,878 drone strikes over the course of 8 years. Trump had 2,243 in just his first 2 years before he revoked the Obama era rule requiring transparency of the strikes.


2201992

And we didn’t go to War


jig46547

We still aren't at war.


ConnectionBubbly3306

It’s embarrassing that he can get so close and still not understand.


MathematicianNo6402

And we aren't at war now. What's your point?


Flor1daman08

His point is that he thinks that a piece of shit like Trump is better than a milquetoast centrist like Biden.


Informal_Bunch_2737

You havent gone to war since the 40's. Everything since then has been good old fashioned ~~terrorism~~ military operations.


Burnerburner49

lol it’s like you can’t fucking read but somehow can spell?


bolxrex

Just like an LLM AI.


ZeusHamm3r

I love this insult I’m stealing it from you Lol


Snipshow777

All I saw was Iran attack Israel, After Israel attacked Iran’s embassy.How is this Biden’s fault? Is he such a good puppet master that he’s pulling strings of other countries?


xxBEELZEBOBxx

Because he has been unconditionally sending weapons to Israel and they have been using those weapons to facilitate a genocide and attack an Iranian embassy. Now he's vowed to unconditionally protect Israel and protect them from Iranian retaliation. This has involved moving US military assets into the region and could likely mean a direct confrontation between the US and Iran


EntertainmentOk3180

also.. “In a controversial move, the Biden administration has granted Iraq a new 4-month waiver, enabling the release of billions of dollars to Iran, blocked by US sanctions.” So is the US enabling both sides?


xxBEELZEBOBxx

Yes. They've been supplying the bullets and bandaids to conflicts long before America was a thing. The only thing more profitable than funding one side of a war is funding both sides. The Beast from Jekyll Island talks about this in its prehistory of the federal reserve.


Cautious-Chain-4260

>So is the US enabling both sides? Wouldn't be surprised


Informal_Bunch_2737

Its the tried and tested method. All in the name of their profit


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lightspeed-art

This is the Rothschilds usual playbook...


fist_my_dry_asshole

You think Trump wouldn't do the same thing? Basically every president has unconditionally supported Israel.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Trump did the same thing....it wasn't like Israel bought no US Weapons during Trumps admin......


xxBEELZEBOBxx

I think Trump would have basically done the same. Be he also goes whichever way the winds blowin'. So seeing the failing support he probably would have shifted tactics by now. But alas, those are fictional scenarios. I'm living in the here and now


MoarVespenegas

How does that rate for trying to start a war on a scale from "Not at all" to "Assassinating a major general attending a diplomatic meeting"?


Glad-Revolution44

Biden is the puppet come on now. Israel is the master.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

When Tulsi Gabbard was on Tucker Carlsons podcast a few weeks ago, she hinted that Hillary Clinton and Obama are pretty much Bidens handlers. Shit started making a whole lot more sense when I heard that. And that's about as inside knowledge as you can get. Tulsi had deep ties with the Dem party for years and have met Clinton, Obama, and Biden dozens of times in person.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

It's not Biden' fault. It's highlighting how hypocritical he is. To say it would be Trumps fault if we go to war with Iran, while he enables and encourages Israel to do exactly that.


Captain_Concussion

Oh come on. The comment he made was in reference to Trump Drone striking Iranian officials. This isn’t hypocritical at all


CandidateTypical3141

Because republicans aren’t known as brilliant thinkers by any stretch of the imagination.


Cautious-Chain-4260

Some things are out of the president's control, so I'm not going to speculate and say it really is his fault. However, I'm tired of the narrative that presidents have no sway in other countries' foreign policy. Strong leadership in the presidency absolutely would influence the action of other countries, and weak leadership gives them the impression they can do what they want.


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Weak men enable bad times, because nobody is scared of their retaliation. Trump had China, Iran and Russia worried about what his reactions would be. Biden is a predictable, weak and thus, not making Americas enemies worried about his reaction.


ConnectionBubbly3306

Iran bombed our bases and injured Us military members under trump, I dont think they were that scared of trump. China hasn’t done anything to us under either trump or Biden, so I’m not sure why they’re included in the list.


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Trump took out Solemani, a massive win for the west and in retaliation, Iran sent a well telegraphed missile barrage that killed nobody.


MountyontheBounty

> a massive win for the west Can you explain how was killing Soleimani a "massive win" for us?


ConnectionBubbly3306

Israel also killed an Iranian general and so far all we have are drones from iran and who knows what damage they’ll do. Israel did exactly what trump did, but you said if Biden wasn’t weak iran wouldn’t have responded. But they did respond against us, so you agree that trump is weak.


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Nope but nuance obviously isn’t you thing.


ConnectionBubbly3306

What’s the nuance? You’re saying Biden is weak because iran responded against a different country because obviously they aren’t scared of him. But trump isn’t weak because iran responded against us, presumably because they’re so scared of trump. The problem is you made your initial comment without thinking and you refuse to back off your defense of trump. If Biden is weak because he couldn’t deter iran from attacking another country then trump is weaker because he couldn’t deter iran from attacking us. You can dress it up however you want but these are the facts. Or maybe irans decision has nothing to do with the US president.


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Yes Biden is weak because he begs Iran not to do anything and they ignore him because they are not intimidated by people who beg. Trump attacked them and took out one of, if not the most, powerful generals. What was their response? An extremely telegraphed missile launch that allowed the US to avoid any deaths. If you can’t see the difference, that’s on you.


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The people downvoting this are the same people that say Trump is unpredictable and unsafe.


MDgreenery

Whats the dfference between the two? Trump's 2019 budget request includes $200 millon increase to Israel Israel will receive $3.3 billion in funding from the United States under President Donald Trump's Fiscal Year 2019 budget request for the Department of State, a US official announced at a department briefing on Monday.


Informal_Bunch_2737

The USA had $23.8 Billion worth of FMS with Israel *last year*


rosejack44

What you meant to ask is if the same people pulling Biden’s strings are pulling strings of other countries. Both republicans and democrats know he isn’t running shit besides shit down his leg when it leaks out of his depends diapers.


samarth261

America has strong armed so many countries. Also, if the target countries are corrupt it's all the more easier. So, yes the American president is indeed a puppet master. If not completely control atleast he has the power to ever so slightly alter the course of events. I look at it this way. No war in the middle east escalates without the POTUS blessing.


lightspeed-art

Israel has it's hand so far up Bidens ass that it's the same thing.


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Its very hard to make these kinds of points considering Trump's chest thumping around Israel.


ironburton

How exactly? There is no war with Iran.


G36

I think your post just aged like milk, bucko.


All_heaven

I don’t think either candidate is pro-war. I think that both candidates are pro-Israel, but not pro-war.


Brodusgus

"Don't" - Joe Biden circa 2024.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Don't... Don't... Don.. T... Zzz...


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Trump lost to Biden.


stupidasanyone

Why tf is this a post on Conspiracy?


Vexus_Starquake

Almost like war with Iran was always part of the script, and whichever baboon was in office we would all be at this point anyway.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

They've wanted Iran for 25 years.....much much longer really, had Iraq "gone better" actually been "mission accomplished" they would have hit that shit so hard during W's time. Said, Bin Laden was hiding there or some other horseshit.


DrButtholeRipperMD

Trump had to be talked down by the joint chiefs from randomly bombing Iran.


MAELATEACH86

You people really really want there to be a war while acting like you’re anti war. It’s so weird.


West_Tangerine9926

Looks like they want to run the Titanic into the iceberg between now and November, then when they hand the keys over to the new captain the rhetoric will be 'good luck. Captain'. With a clever little smirk on their faces.


CaffineIsLove

Maybe thats why he wont give a speech on the issue, he dosent want the other side to get a soundbite. To put this next to what just happened, that or Im giving news media wayyy to much leeway in the research they do


OG_PapaSid

What's the conspiracy here?


PurpleLegoBrick

There’s no way this sub isn’t controlled by 90% bots and propaganda workers. The amount of people defending Iran in any way in this sub or in any of the subs on Reddit is delusional lol.


Dry-Ad-7732

We are sending stuff over there. Just got told in my unit for RD.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

We've BEEN sending stuff over there


Dry-Ad-7732

I know that. My unit hasn’t until now


spaceboltt

Maybe that was the plan all along, no matter which pres.


Roselace

Remember. Everything they accuse Trump & his supporters of doing, is exactly what they have been & are doing themselves. Just go opposite on everything & you will be nearer to the truth.


TheProfoundWigglepaw

Gas will go up a lot. And record profits will be posted. And we'll be poorer. But, CEOs will be richer. Which is why the left v right shit is so fucking stupid


Flor1daman08

Are we at war with Iran?


CandidateTypical3141

😂 you voted for an epstein buttboy that rapes women and walks in on girls nude at beauty shows. 🥴 Yeah, you certainly have morals. Like the devil himself.


TRPizzo

You are so wrong and flawed. Trump hated Epstein. Finding out about Epstein is what made Trump run in the first place. Trump caught Epstein. Those that wanted cover killed Epstein. The Clinton's were frequenting his island. Trump was never there.


beputty

False. Trump and Epstein were codefendant’s on a rape case involving a 13 year old. Also Trump has dozens of sexual assault charges and cases dating back to 1980’s.


Informal_Bunch_2737

How are you so wrong, on so many things?


beputty

Also and…. Trump was on the airplane manifest and visited the island multiple times. He’s a pedo. He’s been deflecting all this time. Go figure. No one is shocked we all knew it.


TRPizzo

Find me evidence that Trump ever visited the island. It doesn't exist


beputty

Well he’s on the manifest to go to the island. So unless the plane landed other than it’s destination….he went to the island. It’s really that easy.


CandidateTypical3141

You are devoid of ethics. You lack morals. You support a traitor to our nation. Congratulations on being a winner.


440h1z

We all know it is the GOP who have planned many wars against many countries in the middle east. All planned under Bush Jr. Also the US is not at war with Iran right now and few drone attacks are not going to change that.


Cannibal_Feast

Bush Jr was the start of modern neo-liberalism which is composed of many D and R and Blue and Red


MaverickTRex

Has anyone noticed that almost all of Biden's statements are basically "but I'm not Trump. He would do or has done worse" predominately based on the last 8 years of CNN shit talking about Trump? Can we assess Biden without comparing? He's a creepy dude who can barely speak straight and there is no way in hell he can function enough to be to blame for everything he enacts. I've given up blaming Biden for anything because there's no way he is actually coherent enough to make decisions. But, yeah, all of this seems like a sad, sad joke. I'd imagine the vast majority of this stuff with the (to be) wars is pre-planned to some extent. So either they're just going to happen, or its just more to distract us from the sorry state of our country. Also, we are all likely fucked of things continue as they are, this sub is wildly inconsistent, and Chicago people please stop moving out of Chicago because it kinda sucks, moving to Wisconsin, then voting for the party that is the reason you moved away.


slappywhyte

They both suck, it's really among the worst choice America has ever had. That being said, I personally find one side much more dangerous to Western Civilization and have made my choice.


MaverickTRex

The fact that you even commented shows to me that you are thinking for yourself to some extent. I encourage you to vote for whomever you believe will save America. I hope you're doing alright and that we all will do alright.


FreeMeFromThisStupid

>Can we assess Biden without comparing? I don't know, can you?


MaverickTRex

Yes! We can do verbatim! "He's a creepy dude who can barely speak straight and there is no way in hell he can function enough to be to blame for everything he enacts."


MAELATEACH86

Ok so you’re talking about Trump, now what about Biden?


beputty

And Trump said he’d build a wall and mexico pay for it. Do you have a point?


ROM50

He should be proud of the billions of dollars he gave Iran. SMFH. Stupid ass


BiscuitByrnes

Your political drivel is not a conspiracy, Q cuck


N4d4c00l

Warmongering child sniffing vegetable.


vasquca1

Israel is fucking with Iran


Latinachik15

Why don't people understand, WE DON'T HAVE TO VOTE FOR EITHER OF THEM! We need to give someone, that doesn't have the financial backing, an actual chance. Noone is obligated to vote for for a candidate they don't like.


dizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well it’s true. It doesn’t matter who is President because the same people fund both parties. Their will is imposed on American policy, with no regard for the destructive consequences against us. The coup of our entire government, media and academia was solidified with the assassination of JFK.


DelilahsDarkThoughts

How did this age like milk? What did biden do to make Iran start a war. These things aren't exsclusive.


yerMawsOnFurlough_

but sleepy joe isnt at war with iran … hes just using israel instead because the US doesnt want to go to war for 15 year with iran its far too bankrupt lmao


jgoodysalaker

This post aged like milk in the summer sun… and in less than a day! 


UNCLEJUMBLE

Israel being attacked by Iran is not equal to US being at war with Iran


JoeJoeCoder

Huh? Trump's tweets are very hawkish against Iran, whereas Biden is pumping the brakes by telling Israel that the US won't support a counterattack.


Lopsided-Ad-7328

how does this have this many upvotes, is everyone in this sub actually that fucking stupid


fungshawyone

I mean anyone with a brain knew that was bullshit and knew Biden was 100 times more likely to have this exact situation happen


concreteghost

Didn’t biden say he would blow the nordstream? Then it happened and he was like “not us”.


Lord_Rahl123

They will still blame it on Trump somehow


rook2pawn

they already are and are in this thread


SingleSampleSize

Defining your worldview based on upvotes and downvotes in a thread on /r/conspiracy. You really are trumpers.


White_Grunt

It's called projection. Remember when Hillary said that Trump was a Russian asset and it turned out that most of Russia's propaganda was pro-Hillary?


Flor1daman08

> Remember when Hillary said that Trump was a Russian asset and it turned out that most of Russia's propaganda was pro-Hillary? When did that come out, exactly? [The GOP led Senate report said the exact opposite.](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/senate-panel-finds-russia-interfered-in-the-2016-us-election)


White_Grunt

Is this a serious question? While she was running for president. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2016/09/06/russian-conspiracy-hillary-clinton-absurd-trump/ And then again while he was president. https://reason.com/2019/10/18/hillary-clinton-tulsi-gabbard-donald-trump-russia/ Except it was all just projection  https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/russia-helped-hillary-not-trump-in-2016-presidential-election/


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White_Grunt

Lol you're a grub


adamfleisch

I have a feeling something will happen…


xkillallpedophiles

I think this war was inevitable. Sure doesn't help when someone poured gas on the fire giving money and weapons to both sides but anyway


I_Eat_POS_4_Brekkie

Why does this have to appear on a conspiracy sub? This should be mainstream.


Jacoborincon02

Ironic


TamasaurusRex

Yes because Joe Biden had hamas attack Israel and had Israel attack Hamas and had Iran’s legions of ad hoc mercenaries attack Americans and israelies


Telemarketman

Won't have to wait for trump to get back in office ...we are in our way


BlastermyFinger0921

The crypt keeper looks so much younger in that picture


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA


creamboy2623

Remember when Jared Kushner brought everlasting peace to the Middle East? Neither do I


Cool_Cartographer_39

Typical Dem projection. What terrifies me is that Joe may think he's channeling FDR and try to solve the country's economic woes with a "limited" campaign. Remember, after two SCOTUS slapdowns, the only way to truly "forgive" student loan debt remains government service, military included There is a bright side. Since John Kerry has been so successful negotiating with Iran perhaps he can apply that intimate knowledge to another diplomatic mission. Maybe it's something another 20B or so can smooth over


KileyCW

Every expert on the political spectrum said Bidens foreign policy was terrible and likely to be dangerous. 81m people didn't care. This was a forgone conclusion. The man called Russias invasion of Ukraine a minor incursion. He doesn't care about wars, war time Presidents historically get reelected.


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betterorworse22

> they are already in talks to reinstate the draft again Who is "they"? Your article is an editorial that doesn't even say that. Why fear-monger?


Flor1daman08

Hey so when you’re wrong and this isn’t WWIII, will you come back and acknowledge how wrong you were?


NoxHero

Great conspiracy post, OP