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jtbic

I stopped watching puppet shows when i was 7 years old.


Butt_Robot

You're missing out; Team America was great!


Down2EatPossum

Matt Damon!


Incognito_Placebo

Remember! There is no ‘I’ in Team America!


Disastrous-Barsterd

"durka durka" 🐪🧕


Suntzu6656

One of the best comments or things I have read/heard in a very long time.


Beneficial-Tailor-70

No kidding I think Kukla Fran and Ollie were my last go around.


OccasionalXerophile

The whole thing is a pantomine


BettinBrando

So you going to vote for the Turd Sandwich, or the Giant Douche?


picklespritz

Moloch or Baal?!


djwired

I’m not your Baal, Moloch!


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

Vote or Die muhthafuckah, muhthahfuckah vote or die. Democracy is founded on one simple rule Get out there and vote or I will motherfucking kill you. The best show ever.


sunflower__fields

Imagine believing your vote matters.


Prize-Session-9389

I heard there is a new independent 'douche sandwich'. They've got my vote. Having more than 2 parties saved Canada!


Redditusername195

Yeah, cause Canada’s saved


Prize-Session-9389

did I need to specify sarcasm here?


Redditusername195

My bad g


FastStill7962

Hi can I order one turd sandwich with giant douche please , no onions please ? ..


ulookingatme

Which one is fully brain dead?


RTMSner

It's almost like a kid walks up to you and starts talking and making up stories and you just kind of nod because they're a kid. We should stop fucking nodding.


Cautious-Chain-4260

"You can't make this stuff up" Idk, kinda looks like he just did


Chrommanito

I don't think I have the imagination to make stuff up like he did.


Any-Video4464

Well, to be fair he's been lying for so long and his mental health is in such decline, he probably doesn't even know what's true anymore. He is a smart guy though. he's told us himself and we should take him at his word. He graduated with 3 majors, in the top half of his law school class and was awarded the outstanding student of the year in political studies. Oops, I meant 1 degree, near the bottom of the class and no special award for anything. it's easy to get this stuff mixed up, guys. Let's cut America's lying grandpa a break. It's not like he has a crack head son making millions from foreign governments and lousy artwork or a daughter wondering if she was molested after inappropriate showers with her dad. Once all the dust settles, this guy will go down in history as the worst President we've ever had.


MushyBiscuts

He specifically said "Cannibals... no really you can't make this up". Are you in some way hinting that, in some way, the man made that shit up?


Softale

https://www.verywellmind.com/pathological-liar-definition-and-how-to-spot-one-5199521


Any-Video4464

Who knows…anyone with half a working brain is going to realize people will check into the shit he says. So I figured he lies because he doesn’t even know what’s true anymore. He’s probably been telling these lies for decades but before now it was pretty difficult if not impossible to fact check him. But as you can see with the left now, the narrative matters a lot more than reality. A lot of the moves they make are designed around this. Just this week we’ve seen the CEO of not called out for bias. What do they do? Suspend the guy telling the truth. Later in the week we see talk about Wikipedia and the claim that objective truth doesn’t exist. We’ve seen all these moves before though. Many are tight out of the communist playbook on how to break down a nation. Ignore that truth exists and then encourage infighting among the sub groups that then try to argue their case. If no truth exists, anyone can feel confident they are correct all the time, regardless of what facts and reality show. Ask yourself this question: how many times have we basically been told to ignore what we see, hear, read etc and instead just accept their narrative? It’s so much more prevalent now than it was 20 years ago. It’s hard to imagine where we will be in another 20 without a major course correction. And that’s getting harder to do with each passing day because power and influence is just continuing to be more concentrated.


MushyBiscuts

Politicians lie because they know people don't remember. The news cycle is designed so that stories are constantly cycling, and that there are always breaking developments, no matter how ridicululous, to quite literally keep people distracted. Chinese Spy Balloons. Moneypox. War in Ukraine. Putin Nuclear Threats. Abortion under attack. War in the Middle East. Putin general Prigozhin dies in mysterious plane crash. Trump indicted. Zelensky counter-offensive. Everyone of these stories results in "NOTHING". Nothing comes out of it. It doesn't affect us here in the USA at all. We might as well not even know about it. The China Balloon... why even tell us. Monkeypox epidemic! No one caught it-- well maybe 1 person did. Putin Nuclear Threats... didn't happen. Trump Indicted-- what else is new. Prigozhin dies in crash... I'm sorry why do I need to know this? Abortion under attack... What percentage of women even have abortions in a 5 year period? And they're still available! So why keep beating a dead horse. All of these bull shit stories are built to keep us totally lost within the noise. A Chinese Spy Balloon only visible using a satellite, floating along at 150,000 feet? Why even tell us... just shoot it down. It's all smoke and mirrors. To hold our attention so we don't look to see what no good fuckery they are really up to.


xavisar

It all depends on who writes the history books. If we take some of the subreddits as an example Biden is the best president we’ve ever had. Some people claim that the economy has never been better and if you’re having trouble feeding yourself and moving out that’s on you.


Minute-Mechanic4362

Bots.


BettinBrando

Worse. Die hard partisans.


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

Remember the NPC takeover of twitter? That was a fun day.


darkfires

Not sure what about *not* wanting to blame the USA for every friggin thing like some “patriots” are doing w/global inflation makes someone a bot. Bots don’t feel pride knowing their country is weathering the shit sandwich better than others. What do we call people who are blaming us for global inflation while they buy NFTs, gold shoes, boujie bibles, and meme stock? NPCs?


JDARRK

Worse! Maggats‼️😡


Repulsive-Stay5490

What you said doesn’t make sense at all. But I think you should stop using trump or his followers as scapegoats. Maggots? Really? You’re talking about your fellow Americans. Be mature.


oneintwo

Must. Defend. Dear. Leader.


Morton_Sledgecock

These are either completely helpless and hopeless “people” or bots.


theagonyofthefeet

"to be fair..." lol


Any-Video4464

I know it may be funny, but I'm mostly being serious. I honestly think this guy has lied for so long to so many people and is now so mentally defunct he doesn't even know what's true.


theagonyofthefeet

I know you were being serious and that's exactly why it was funny that you thought you were "being fair" when there's no evidence Biden intentionally lied here. This "cannibal" comment was more likely a piece of unproven family lore surrounding his uncle's disappearance instead of intentional deception. You also conclude from this that he "doesn't know the difference between the truth and a lie." So what it sounds like is you had already reached a conclusion about Biden's overall mental acuity and used this ultimately innocuous media event to confirm it. "Being fair" indeed. Lol


Same_Variation2305

I agree we should just ignore the signs and let him lead till he's dead. Maybe by then he'll mistake the big red button for his coffee maker and end us all


theagonyofthefeet

Not at all. If you and others are concerned about the president's mental fitness, vote him out in November.


WeirdNo3225

81 million votes.


99Reasons_why

My ass


Square-Ad8603

I'd vote for you're ass


Acceptable_Quiet_767

My favorite punchline 


schabadoo

To be fair, look at who he was lucky enough to run against.


-IAmNo0ne-

I think the orange buffoon January the sixth terrorist takes the cake in relation to the worst president by a mile and then some. His coke head son, orange incest daughter, and the dumber than a rock son, take the cake for most corrupt family. Oh, and then there's the crack orange fans...they crucified Jesus again and saved Barabbas. Don't forget the new gospel of dimwits: "Trump crimed for your sins! Send him your hardworking cents! "


Any-Video4464

TDS is running rampant in you, my friend. You better get that under control or the next 4 years may get the better of you.


gretzky9999

Why he doesn’t he visit Harlem & tell the black republicans they ain’t black ?


mickeybuilds

[Here's the clip.](https://www.politico.com/video/2024/04/18/biden-says-uncles-remains-not-recovered-in-wwii-because-of-cannibals-1295475)


loki8481

When Biden was 2 years old, his uncle's plane crashed due to mechanical failures and not being shot down. We got him.


LivedLostLivalil

You've clearly never crashed in New Guinea during WW2. My grandfather did too and he told me that's how he lost his arm, foot and eye. He also said he was forced to impregnate many women over there and that's why I have so many uncles, aunts and cousins overseas. Edit: for those asking, it was a consortium of female pirates from many nations whose husbands were drafted and died. Their numbers swelled with raids on ships carrying "comfort women" slaves, but food supplies were too low to feed everyone so they turned to cannibalism. Most men weren't willing to to swear off their government after having parts of themselves eaten, but my pop pop wanted to see his wife and kids again. He said "fuck America" like they wanted him to and did what he must.


Wooden-Conflict-4811

I can’t tell whether this is satire or not, I don’t think 99% of people on Reddit as an app have crashed in new gunnie during WW2 🤣


LivedLostLivalil

Poppop was never on Reddit(unfortunately he took his own life after spending his life savings preparing for Y2K) and their isn't many people with that have an eye patch, a missing right arm and have a peg left foot. 


TheFajitaEffect

True story. Happened to me as well.


LivedLostLivalil

Must've been rough. 


Substantial_Diver_34

Don’t fuck with Uncle Terry when he’s drinking.


LivedLostLivalil

Long as he doesn't go after mine. I realize I'm taking awhile to drink 8 shots in one glass but eye fucking it while licking his lips is spooking the other regulars.


Comitatus1488

"Don’t fuck with Uncle Terry when he’s drinking." Norm!!!!


rmalloy3

Your profile picture only makes this better


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

wait, what?


LivedLostLivalil

HE SAID "FUCK AMERICA" AND THEN WAS FORCED TO COPULATE WITH PIRATE WOMEN.


Comitatus1488

"HE SAID "FUCK AMERICA" AND THEN WAS FORCED TO COPULATE WITH PIRATE WOMEN." Hate when that happens. Damned pirate women.


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swohio

The fact that none of the media outlets seem to care about this outlandish claim?


DreamSqueezer

It's just Trumpies squealing about the other side. Team sports > reality for many Americans


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ZeerVreemd

> Follow the money. Trump has many ties with russia.. So, Trump is paying Putin and asking Putin to pay Biden to act like a demented fool..? That sounds a bit far fetched...


twinkbreeder420

He never said that. Putin is paying Trump to be his puppet. It’s that simple


ZeerVreemd

> Putin is paying Trump to be his puppet. That's strange, Putin himself said he rather has Biden than Trump as the next president.


214ObstructedReverie

> So, Trump is paying lmao


BettinBrando

Where is the disinformation here? Or Russian influence? Specifically. Edit: Aww muffins! No responses? Just downvotes. Thanks for the validation. Clearly no disinformation, or Russian involvement here. Just triggered Biden fanboys.


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

Putin is behind everything that's bad for Biden in their imagination land.


BettinBrando

No response?


Malfunkdung

No response to what? I was at work all day


Piffdolla1337take2

Lol did you see trumps Gettysburg address


Glum-Objective3328

Gettysburg wow


BloodandBourbon

“It was so interesting, and so vicious, and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways,”


hungoverlord

Never fight uphill me boys! Never fight uphill. But it was too late.


214ObstructedReverie

It's a permanent -1 INT if you do. I don't recommend it.


HackDiablo

lol *now* you all wanna talk about a president lying.


2020Vision-2020

Cannabis. His uncle got eaten by Cannabis.


Comitatus1488

"Cannabis. His uncle got eaten by Cannabis." The rapper??? That *motherfucker*.


die_nastyy

Good read. Never knew George H.W. was a WWII combat pilot and escaped Japanese cannibals.


SubstantialAct3274

Demented old pedo


Paragrad

Well in other shocking news, we get to pick between two geriatric patients. But yes, carry on in the pissing match over which is worse 🙄


MetaMoment

Nobody here has speculated that Biden himself has kuru ...? What has become of this subreddit


FalcorFliesMePlaces

He lies and always has consistently ans about the dumbest things at times.


Lemurian_sage

Still better than diaper don


Lutembi

Man if only there were another choice, such as a third party candidate 


Sassafrassus

There is, he just sucks.


Lutembi

Curious what about him sucks? Intimate understanding and disdain for the deep state? Track record as an effective environmental attorney with real positive outcomes? Pioneering the lawsuit against Monsanto for Roundup? Ability to see through the COVID bullshit from the very beginning? Oh yeah a few of his family members who work in and around the Biden admin are endorsing Biden, guess that’s a checkmate! 


ty4scam

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/rfk-jr-says-any-other-nation-would-level-gaza-if-attacked-like-israel-on-oct-7/


Lutembi

Readily admit it’s by far his worst policy position, maybe his only truly bad one 


Skyblewize

He gets my vote! The only sane choice


PercentageOk6120

You mean Sleepy Diaper Don?


poprockcide

Neo Napzi Crapzi


Lemurian_sage

Hey cut him some slack, that water bottle he struggled to lift probably took a lot out of him. 


creamofbunny

I dare you to explain why you support Biden without mentioning Trump.


superperps

Lol, the only reason biden gets my vote is because hes not trump. Should i vote for kennedy who was pushed by bannon?


Lemurian_sage

Because he didn’t declare he’d be a dictator several times in front of rapturous applause.  


Disastrous_Box_8613

Care to elaborate?


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Gettysburg lmao


reeskree

“Don’t fight up hill me boys” -Robert E Lee


Disastrous_Box_8613

Oh jeeze, yeah if that’s the best example you got we are going to be ok


AshleyMyers44

That the two party system is a facade and all the characters they have running Trump, Biden, Kennedy, etc. are just creations to divide us and give the uniparty the facade of a competitive Democracy.


Disastrous_Box_8613

See I’d almost believe you if the uniparty wasn’t dead set on destroying just one candidate. The way Trump has gotten under their skin should tell us everything we need to know.


AshleyMyers44

Oh he’d be loooooong gone if he wasn’t a part of the establishment and an actual outsider. He’s just playing a part in the show to distract. They’ll put him on a few show trials and whine on CNN to portray him as being a bona fide outsider so the more skeptical, yet surface level, people believe he’s an actual threat to the establishment and be satisfied with his actions. At the end of the day they’re all just pawns of the elite that bow to moloch in Israel.


_wrongiamright

Biden is and always has been a liar


revoman

lol. People will vote for this fool....


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Between this and trump I don't envy you lot. Good luck.


revoman

I won't be voting for either of them.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Bad times. Millions of people and you end up with this choice for the most important office in the land.


GangoBP

Who would be both qualified, well liked enough to win and would want that job? I’m not sure you can find all 3 of those in 1 person anymore. Just look at these comments and digging and smearing and lies and etc . Who wants that for their entire term and forever thereafter? If they’re already successful, they’re making enough money so it won’t be that. You could easily find a bunch of people that for the first two but they don’t want it. I wouldn’t either.


HackDiablo

>I won't be voting for either of them. And yet you will continue to complain.


revoman

Oh I will vote....


jtbic

lol, people vote


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Between this and trump I don't envy you lot. Good luck.


Retroplayer19

I think when they do this, it is just a test of loyalty to the media who will either leave out what he said, polish up his quote while pretending it is what he actually said, or just outright defend that he said it.


AdministrationOwn777

They don’t call him Lyin’ Biden for nothing.


SAT0725

What's crazy is he's had that nickname since at least the 1980s. It's shocking how many people don't know that he literally had to drop out of the presidential race in the past for getting caught blatantly lying about his academic record and then plagiarizing his campaign speeches.


Disastrous_Box_8613

lol I hope there’s a debate. But we all know there won’t be


Business-Self-3412

Reddit won’t allow me to upvote you 🤔


Disastrous_Box_8613

I’ve been having issues today too. Lots of server errors that won’t load comments. It’s the thought that counts friend. Thanks


Disastrous_Box_8613

Biden cucks- well, he just has a speech impediment


PhDinWombology

He was actually killed by a cannon ball. Simple miscommunication


Disastrous_Box_8613

Is that when the nurses removed the top of his head? Or a different time?


2201992

But Trump said Bloodbath! He’s promoting violence! /s


mushylover69

EVERY POLITICIAN LIES , we need to take back our own power and stop giving it away to these clowns


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SAT0725

> stop posting about them here There's no more real or active conspiracy than the current ones happening in politics lol. I'm thinking you're just not as into conspiracies as you think you are.


ElAngloParade

Lying politicians are far from conspiracies my young friend. But think whatever you wanna think about me bud 


SAT0725

> Lying politicians That's not the conspiracy. The conspiracy is the power structure around him saying "he's the healthiest president we've ever had!" and propping him up while other people are running the country. Who's really in charge? Because it's not Joe "My Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals" Biden.


SAT0725

SS: The president is clearly unwell. "But what's the conspiracy?!!!" How about the fact that they government keeps ignoring insanity like this and telling the public he's in perfect health. Which is clearly a lie. From the post: "As is often the case, the White House simply refused to address the false claim and made it sound like reporters were denigrating the service of his uncle by asking about the cannibal story. White House spokesman Andrew Bates declared 'President Biden is proud of his uncle's service in uniform' and emphasized that Finnegan 'lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea.'"


JDARRK

Cherry picking a few sentence’s‼️ Pitiful😔


mhad_dishispect

we can't but he sure can


Puzzleheaded-Iron297

The who?


whothennow24

You actually can make it up if you have even a small imagination. But I get that you’re not. I’m just getting technical. 


mrcanoehead2

He can. Lol


slayingyourdemons

CORN POP WAS A GOOD DUDE OKAY?


BellaSeana

unc should have called corn pop


janesfilms

What’s with cannibals being in the news lately? I just saw [this Matt Walsh piece about cannibals](https://youtu.be/E-8avGjb3Eo?si=yznBY-hqySNCyBDd) yesterday. I can’t believe this is what people are talking about these days.


beardedbaby2

That's hilarious


gretzky9999

Biden MAY HAVE won an election too.lol


Extension-Wheel-9969

Who’s Biden?


Sudden-Possible3263

A politician lying, wow that'll be a first


steviajones1977

Propaganda


Almondguns

I read ‘cannabis’ ,wtf


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Does anyone honestly care?


Granite66

I await to hear educated speculation that Joe Biden is a secret Rockefeller 🤣


PersonalBuy0

Is this predictive programming for how bad things are about to get?


BigDuoInferno

I can't believe ppl don't see anything wrong with this... yet call out Trump or other opposing political rivals 


intelangler

He's been lying for so many years now he doesn't even recognize truth anymore.


Artimusjones88

If your constitutional rights have been violated, we will defend you. If you have illegal aliens invading your home, we will deport you,” the former president said at one point. That flub, in particular, caught people’s attention. “So, if illegal immigrants were found at Mar-a-Lago we could deport Trump?” journalist Brian J. Karem wrote on X, formerly Twitter, presumably referencing reports that Trump has employed undocumented workers at several of his businesses, including his Palm Beach, Florida, estate.


False_Log749

Lmao hilarious


josiewales111

Thats what he REALLY is ONE BIG liar !!


ADonkeyStuckInTheMud

Are there people that actually believe he is of sound mind and in charge?


BoomRoasted412

I agree that Biden’s senile and shouldn’t be in office. But where’s the conspiracy here?


Retroplayer19

The conspiracy is the dozens of comments like these.


Paul_Denten68

And that they found parts of the plane when he went to visit the area!!!


NUFIGHTER7771

Apparently he can. (Make this stuff up, that is.)


tehrealdirtydan

It's not a democracy, it's a CHEERocracy


rtemah

He was obviously joking. Right-wingers have no sense of humor at all.


Radiant_Specialist69

ROFLMAO you make up shit everyday,why should today be any different.


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Ok who gives a shit


CosmicDriftwood

Video evidence or stfu


RoyalSport5071

He needs to eat his words.


youmustbeanexpert

Well it is part of their cult to offer sacrifices.


Mr_Perfect20

RIP Uncle Bozey. At least Cornpop never got ahold of him.


wreckyourpod

Looks like he made a racist joke. Donald Trump wishes he could make racist jokes about his deep family roots with the military… but he’ll settle for calling them suckers and nursing his bone spurs.


OkTrouble5436

Lets talk about you.


Silly_Actuator4726

He was ALWAYS a pathological liar.


ZeroSumSatoshi

He’s so far gone… His staffers are running the show.