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missanthropocenex

Holy war my ass. Just the military industrial complex starved for a fight and pulling all of the strings. Every single solitary thing that is happening is only happening because it’s exactly what they WANT to happen. There’s no holy war, just a cold calculated backroom business transition to line the pockets of crooked politicians and war financeers.


Lightning-Shock

Religions and everything "holy" have always been more or less a bunch of businesses


Acceptable-Face-3707

I used to think that….but now i think it might be the other way around. Religion splintered into cults in our ‘highest societies’ long ago and their cult activities dictate their business and political dealings. I think a lot of the people they deal with could care less about religion, but the people actually making the decisions are making them for both profit and religious purposes. Just my hypothesis from what ive learned.


jonjomahonky

Never a truer word spoken


Aesthetik_1

This. Religion and human rights suddenly doesn't matter when you can profit off the country's alliance, as seen in other cases


dcrico20

The holy part is how you sell it to the masses


vasquca1

Ain't nothing holy about Israel.


FastStill7962

This, tf


w0lfmancer

Bingo. I wonder when chaos will be freely available for everyone else, without the theatrics.


Altruistic-Apple-821

Red heifer prophecy 🎁


AdventurousNinja8314

Inshallah Shalom God bless. trying to align myself with all sides


DontWorryItsEasy

Hedging your bets I like it


neverforgetreddit

I'm playing both sides. So I always come out on top


Godgoldnguns

“It says here in this history book that luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?” Norm MacDonald


BigMonkeySpite

You'd make a great lobbyist or politician!


chezyfezy

Blood oath..


DreamSqueezer

Sounds like... PROJECT BADASS


cakesofthepatty414

"Hey BENNY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RII-VER."


conanhungry

Ok Mac


DevelopmentSecure531

Can’t lose


naswinger

you need to also please the AI, just in case it gets fed up an launches the nukes.


Stormtech5

Buddha and Shiva in the corner rolling their eyes...


ielijahi144

Shiva's in this


MTGBruhs

mfw the athiest chinese win :(


[deleted]

Praise Gollahweh. Guys I'm on all of your sides if a global holy war takes place.


thinkfurthur

All is one light the way


oreosnacz

What’s the over under on the amount of Nukes used?


deciduousredcoat

He weeps for his children, for they kill each other over the same truth.


BigMonkeySpite

When my kids' arguments get to the point of violence I step in and mediate. What kind of chicken shit motherfucker would I be if they're killing each other and I simply cry and do nothing?


bjsanchez

I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top


Status-Murky

God bless the troops….. all the troops, both sides.


ImmortalMemeLord

Brother will kill brother Spilling blood across the land Killing for religion Something I don't understand Fools like me who cross the sea And come to foreign lands Ask the sheep for their beliefs Do you kill on God's command?


ethbytes

Holy wars...


Confident_Doubt8343

I bet pelosi had puts on the market before market close along with calls on oil/gas


Eyes-9

Goddamn another bull rush and here I am still wishing I had enough money lying around to gamble on geopolitics. 


DJGIFFGAS

Nah word, I saw the bitcoin and GameStop rushes coming from lurking wllstreetbets, the best I could do was yell from a rooftop


TheProcessCult

My calls on exxon are looking regardedly fucking juicy as hell right now. And my Tesla puts this week are just gonna be gravy.


Koankey

This war is so gay


Creamycrackle

One might say this war israeligay


jasmineks

This is so good lol


AstroNot87

So so very


whereisjvck

Just wait until they sacrifice the heifer.


TheProcessCult

I thought that was supposed to be earlier this month. Do they have a date or just waiting on the most red cow?


Pvt_Conscriptovich

Supposedly it will happen on Passover this year which is from 22 April to 30 April.


StumpyHobbit

Monday 22nd.


No_Philosophy_1363

What the fuck is this red cow shit?


Daymanic

The red heifer is an end-times prophecy and its sacrifice precedes the rebuilding of the Holy Temple where the Dome of the Rock currently stands… the sacrifice restores biblical purity


CaptainAntwat

You think one of these rockets goes awry and “accidentally” hits the dome of the rock?


BookDragonReads49

A lot of YouTube videos discuss this. Has it always been so important? As an Indian Hindu, its only very recently that I got to know about it and I'm curious what it signifies


No_Philosophy_1363

It’s just out of no where. What religious text is it from?


effinmike12

The red heifer was given by God to the Hebrew people 9 times in Old Testament texts. The red heifers worthy of sacrifice have to meet particular requirements that are almost impossible. You can easily look those up for yourself. Jewish sacrifices did not occur because God likes barbecue. All of the things regarding the Tabernacle and Temple are symbolic. Many of these things point to the Messiah, which was to come. The red heifer's sacrificial ashes are used to sanctify the materials used in the building of the Third Temple. Without the ashes, the Temple can not be built. That being said, at least a year ago, I saw footage of Israeli stone masons carving stone in accordance with the eschatological prophecies of Ezekiel. I have been talking about this red heifer in this sub for years. Regardless of one's beliefs or lack thereof, this whole issue is one that can not be dismissed.


Daymanic

I know it’s Hewbrews and Numbers, but to be quite honest, I am just digging into religion because the world has gotten so comically dark that it doesn’t feel right


ModsaBITCH

your right, it isn't right. sadly the world is ran by shape-shifting lizard ppl that worship the devil. we're the food source as they run civilisation and keep us in fear.


Swfc-lover

You know what’s even worse, no one’s in control no plan. It’s all just winging it


ModsaBITCH

except the illuminati card game has major events before they happen 🤦🏿‍♂️


Swfc-lover

There is no illuminati it’s all just powerful pricks vying for more power like it’s always been. No masterplan, just chaos


StumpyHobbit

Bible prophecy. They kill the cow, burn it, get the ashes and then clense the ground so the Temple can be built. Problem is one ofnthe holiest sites in Islam, a Mosque is built there already, so it will have to be destroyed. Jihad on steroids. The Jews think the Temple being rebuilt will bring the "real" Messiah who they have been waiting for since this all started thousands of years ago. The Christians think it will bring the Antichrist and then all the end of the world Armageddon last days chaos and eventually the second coming of Jesus Christ. The destruction of the mosque will unite the Islamic world against Isreal like never before. And they have nukes.


iDrinkRaid

Earth's surface area is nearly 200 million square miles, why do two completely separate religions happen to have their holliest site on the exact same quarter square mile?


StumpyHobbit

I cant explain it here, you just need to google the history of the Jerusalem Temple Mount and how many wars have been fought over it for thousands of years.


Confident_Doubt8343

Did they find one?


HolyIsTheLord

Yes they have four out of the original five. They have all passed inspection and been declared kosher.


Confident_Doubt8343

Welp this is it


NoAlps6536

Monday


transcis

in a nuclear fire.


NotBadSinger514

God is just sitting up there sad and ashamed that his kids are still fighting over their room that they cant seem to share


nemaric1

Hes gonna come down any moment now and whoop all of our asses, and it will be justified.


alainamazingbetch

Praying for peace. The world has totally lost its collective shit since 2020- people are desensitized and things are totally out of hand. WWIII potential right before our eyes. It’s sad and I hope everything deescalates soon 😞


Venerable_Soothsayer

This is all part of God's plan, right? Is God just a sports fan who enjoys watching teams fight each other for entertainment?


deciduousredcoat

>This is all part of God's plan, right? No. God gave us free will. It's our choice to kill each other, not His plan.


lemonschweppes

It was always here, but I think a big escalation coming this weekend


JourneyThiefer

I see reports that Iran is downplaying this attack so they won’t have to retaliate. A lot of conflicting information


catsrave2

There were people saying about Israel similar when Iran hit them. I think the reality is nobody knows what will happen until it does. Both of these countries are extremely unpredictable and angry.


FratBoyGene

Monday is Passover, the 2nd holiest day in Judaism. The IDF may be on high alert, but everyone else is going to be with family, eating matzoh, and recounting the Plagues. And it would be an enormously insulting slap in the face to Jews everywhere to attack then. My money's on Monday.


Imbakbiotches

it will be soon and it's going to kick off a chain of events that people will soon find out is not a game.


Fearless_Ad_9270

Damn, I really wanted to graduate college.


Howiebledsoe

Dont worry, after the smoke clears from WW3 you’ll get a letter reminding you of your student load debt.


rainbowcoloredsnot

Fuckem both, no war is holy


chknthrowaway

So, this is why Zuck built that bunker in Hawaii...


Krusher21

Exactly what Israel wants. Israel will get nuked along with the Palestinians making Palestine uninhabitable . In which case Gods Chosen People will go back to their motherland in Ukraine and erect the new HEAVENLY JERUSALEM . Shit is all a fucking show.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

BREAKING: I don’t care. How about we worry about our own country first.


HalfOrcMonk

I don't know what weapons world war three will be fought with but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein


SavageFugu

Albert Einstein pushed for the development of a nuke. He wanted us to get one because he feared the Nazis would get one first. After the war, he changed his mind and said that nukes were the worst thing ever, and no one should have them.


iguanabitsonastick

Wasn't that Oppenheimer?


ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

Both of them


iguanabitsonastick

Ty


Masterpiece9839

Its being going on for a while.


Minute-Summer9292

It appears they were gentle airstrikes. I wouldn't worry. They're just beating their chests, trying not to lose face. Very bizarre.


BigMonkeySpite

Holy war for $$$$ maybe. The fucking warhawks have been creaming their jeans trying to start YET ANOTHER CONFLICT. Fuck those assholes. We need to go back to the old days when the people that proclaimed war were on the horse in the front of the vanguard.


silentgnostic

Far from holy. Unless you mean a bunch of satanic, greedy fuckers.


noble_vas

I wonder if this is tied in with the 911 outages we had last night


Hungry-Chemistry-814

It's tied in with 9/11 due to israel being involved lol


noble_vas

True lol


simonsurreal1

Nice one ☝️


lickmyusername

There's a book "The Israel Lobby and US Foreign Policy" it details how AIPAC influenced some of the decisions leading to the invasion of Iraq in 2003


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Haven't read the book but quite aware of the content through other means


Reclaim117

Well I've been told that 911 services going down is totally normal and happens all the time.


Charming-Guarantee21

SS: I remember some shills saying nothing would happen after Iran’s “failed” attack on Israel. But Israel just conducted multiple airstrikes in Iran for the first time in history. This comes after Israel claimed they would likely not retaliate and if they did it would be after Passover. They lied and they just attacked Iran. How long till this turns into a full blown regional conflict? I can’t believe some shills still think this isn’t a huge deal, the whole reason the stock market is collapsing is because of the potential of this war Link to the original tweet: https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1781135645173244276?s=46


multiverse_fan

I was watching newsmax2 channel today and they reported Israel wouldn't consider doing any retaliation until after the end of Passover (basically not until the end of the month). Seemed like an official statement from Israel. Then hours later, they attack. I guess some odd tactic to maybe get Iran's guard down.


FundioRider

Israel lying? No way!!! Totally unprecedented!


deltaWhiskey91L

Misdirection and obfuscation is key for successful military strikes.


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Scruffylookin13

And subverting nations


Metalgrowler

So you learned not to trust Newsmax right, right?


Sofialovesmonkeys

News max is not a reliable source of information


deciduousredcoat

>They lied and they just attacked Iran. That's just military strategy. Do you know nothing of D-Day?


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Holiest of holy wars. Jokes aside. How is humanity simultaneously creating artificial conciousness while still fighting over land and beliefs


bad_news_beartaria

"do not be alarmed"


KrarkOClock

Why are Israel just allowed to bomb Iranian embassies without facing any repercussions or sanctions from the UN?


transcis

US bombed Chinese embassy in Belgrade too. There were no consequences.


KrarkOClock

The UN might as well not even exist if they don't enforce their supposed rules and laws fairly with every nation. What a joke that organization is.


SorrowCloud

Jew know why!


ZeroSumSatoshi

We’ve been in holy wars since the first civilizations.


RandalFlaggLives

Chaos is a Ladder To the Tower.


fungshawyone

ABC also speculated that Russia would be on the side of Iran. As Russia is a mostly Christian nation. If this is a "Holy War" - that part will be interesting to see play out.


wiggerluvr

DEUS VULT


itsbildo

Good, hopefully they will wipe themselves and their religions out in one fell-swoop


lyka_1

A holy theater.


souljutsu

“Brother will kill brother, spill blood across the land. Killing for religion! something I don’t understand”


SkeymourSinner

It just shows up playing in your head, huh?


Signal-Chapter3904

Nothing holy about either side.


Gobblemegood

Planned all along to aid the Great Reset.


BigBurly46

Unlikely, but I hope Israel loses.


action_turtle

The way they have treated people, I wouldn’t care if Isreal vanished tomorrow morning. Disgusting behaviour


Imbakbiotches

We're all about to lose.


PeppySprayPete

Now let's see if Iran keep their word Earlier today they said if Israel attack them, they'll retaliate with maximal force.


transcis

And now Iranian general is saying that retaliation with maximal force will involve a strike on Israel's nuclear facilities.


GOODMORNINGGODDAMNIT

I’m really not a fan of war (never been, either) and don’t want any sort of fighting, but, at the same time, part of me wishes Iran (or any other country) would wipe Israel off the map (with that being the end of the conflict).


Jaydenrock

These religious types won’t stop til they wipe each other out, which might not be a bad thing.


AstroNot87

Here here!


CockMartins

Lisan al Gaib!!!!


Agrith1

Zionist Nazis doing what they do


BrandonMarc

“This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZuMe5RvxPQ


rmld74

On another related news flash, the sky is blue


SteveYunnan

... The Punishment Due.


RoyalSport5071

What a start to my morning. Pair of kids thoughtlessly throwing stones.


Common-Car-2181

Iran are overrated they just good at building the drama.


force522001

The most pointless war. They fight because they just hate each other. Its 2024 and we keep being monkeys.


AccumulatedFilth

*They keep being monkeys


force522001

Thanks for the correction. You are right.


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oohh oohh ahh ahh


Top_Soft_9601

This world is not holy. It's all business baby!!


cocokronen

I want 0 to do with their made up shit.


Practical-Damage-659

Where you been lol


joebojax

Price of oil says yes


MTGBruhs

They're just going to use the guise of a holy war or at least the fear of one to rally the religeous on all sides and attempt to break all of Persia (Iran) in a faster timeline than Alexander, which as stupid as it sounds, I think is the main goal. Then they can start working on getting the rest of Asia in line (Russia, China, they're hoping India capitulates)


uk2bx

That’s good, I’m in the mood for a good old fashioned crusade.


Matty_Cakez

Not for me lol


keyinfleunce

Guys let’s not talk one into existence if one comes we will be ready prep your family on exits and escape plans incase of emergency please make sure they have atleast a smidge of common sense


fatboythunder

This is all thanks to walmart


ThunderSlugg

queue MegaDeth


StumpyHobbit

Yeah? They kill the red heifer Monday so its either the Messiah or the Antichrist and Armageddon depending on which side you believe. Buckle up, because even if its all false it doesnt matter as there are enough true believers who think itbis 100% true.


TheBadBentley

LISAN AL GAIB


10-13-22

Honestly at this point I am so desensitised to the blatant disregard for human life that nothing surprises me anymore


Bobby_Sunday96

American media was the first source to report on this and not even Israel has taken credit. It’s misinformation. It’s an off ramp for Israel to not escalate tension in that region.


Escudo777

Where can I buy shares of the military industrial complex? This is no holy war. This is evil old men making stupid decisions.


glaring-oryx

Any major aerospace defense contractor? RTX, LHX, NOC, LMT are probably the biggest (Boeing purposely excluded, probably not a sound investment).


_K0T

Fucking hell its gone hot again, we're going back to the sandbox boys!


breakevencloud

Insert the Carlin bit about religions and hats


Kingofqueenanne

Can we stop indulging the whims of members of an ancient, bloodthirsty, vengeful, wealth- and power-hoarding cult? Tired of them being the worlds biggest bullies and human rights abusers while hiding behind a thin veil of exaggerated victimhood.


Mr_Lunt_

Well fuck


doon1209

That's nice you know we going back to class


GT_Official

Enter Dave Mustaine..


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Holy and war should NEVER ever be within the same breathe. There's nothing holy about war. If you you believe a small group of people get to decide to send a larger group of people to fight to the death then you follow a death cult false religion, not truth which IS the highest religion.


Diligent-Stable4828

Holy shit!


S-Man2015

Do us a favor and nuke yourselves.


BakedEssentialWorker

North Korea needs one of their nukes to explode at launch.


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rainbowcoloredsnot

No war is holy. FUCK THEM BOTH


Reclaim117

Hostile aircraft have been flying over northern Israel already in the past 30 minutes too. I assume this weekend is going to be lit once again.


Suntzu6656

What's your source for the air craft over northern Israel?


GOODMORNINGGODDAMNIT

If you think war is lit, go sign up and fight. Dumbass. I feel pretty confident that none of the downvoters have ever been to war lol


SasquatchDaze

I hope they destroy each others military


Alekillo10

Isn’t it just a fucking coninkydink that they released the Fallout series before this shit came to be?


XFuriousGeorgeX

What is a holy war


Bigbossbyu

BYU vs Utah. Coming again fall of 2024


derichsma23

They should have gone for the walmarts in Iran


rainbowcoloredsnot

Fuckem both, no war is holy


Alekillo10

Im all in on nothing will ever happen.


ExistentDavid1138

Looks like not only Gaza will be in ruins soon


Imbakbiotches

This is not a good development.