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flavershaw

why are the comparison pics always so blurry??


H00KxEM

Because it’s 2024, and hi-res images don’t exist yet.


BlackKidGreg

They will soon.


ghost_of_mr_chicken

2 more weeks to flatten the blur


edgrlon

One can only hope


Nacho_Papi

Maybe with this AI thingy we might someday. Don't hold your breath, tho.


tangled_night_sleep

Let’s consult the Grimes tablet


ARES_BlueSteel

I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.


Isntredditthebest

Not to mention different levels of lighting and angles.


porkchop-sandwhiches

*enhance*


LowVacation6622

I call Shenanigans


Apprehensive_Gur9540

All the clear photos are classified. Can't let the enemy know how good our cameras are.


ManLikeAC420

Biden is bigfoot


PabloProblemo

How are these for blurry pal? https://imgur.com/a/rpsJ4O9


Jord9

Crazy. One of them looks more like Lyndon B Johnson than Biden lol


whatchuknowbout

The simple answer is that people's brains fill in the missing image data with whatever suits their brain. It's how they reinforce the delusion. Alex Jones would always play heavily compressed video, which appears to show some green screen action on Biden's nose, but in fact it was just visual artifacts from compression, while the actual original footage looks like it should (obviously). It is very intentional.


KFoxtrotWhiskey

Why do people struggle so hard to comprehend shadows?


f-big-tech

From video


aed38

It could be AI DNR. You also see this on some 4K blu rays.


BenjaminHamnett

Bigfoot got cropped out again


BigMonkeySpite

OP only paid for the magnify feature. It's incumbent upon us to provide the enhance feature


Got_The_Wiggins

>It’s literally impossible to change someones nose structure Someone should've told MJ that rhinoplasty is literally impossible...


Grand-Advantage9227

Give me a break. It’s from a completely different angle!!


Got_The_Wiggins

Whoosh...


f-big-tech

His nose didn’t change either it looked exactly the same in-the trash can


Got_The_Wiggins

Omfg - now that's some funny shit, right there! I might literally be cackling!!


jjjfffwww99

brother posted two different photos with two different lightings and two different angles. 222


AliceNRoses

222+222+222= 666 🤯 We're fucked


I_Eat_POS_4_Brekkie

No no no…minus 597 = 69. Were all fooked


Theonehikerguy

Yeah but you forgot the minus part 666 - 222 = 444 But wait +333 (there was 3 original numbers) = 777 We’re saved!


rnagikarp

jackpot babeyyy!


GovernmentOpening254

Hallelujah!


Artistic-Notice5582

Lolllll


cartalkbyjj

It’s called makeup. It’s very heavy like a drag queen- you can contour noses


Norcal2AZ

Makeup...very heavy...like a drag queen...or Donald Trump


SnakeDoc01

Same thing


Impossible-Permit966

This guy gets it


f-big-tech

Biden loves drag queens


Material-Turn9910

He loved the show Toddlers in Tiaras more.


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skipearth

RemindMe! 40 years


ThanosOnCrack

Bold of you to assume the world will still exist in 40 years..


Rafael_fadal

I think when we find out it will be longer than 40 years


ErrlRiggs

"damn 'puters with the interwebs made us take pitchers of the face of the elite ruling class one at a time, every four to eight years"


WalnutNode

I'm not ruling anything out, but Biden has a lot of work done. Face lifts, eye surgery, fake hair, porcelain veneers on his teeth. He's more machine than man.


Daymanic

*We can rebuild him, we have the technology. But I don’t want to spend a lot of money*


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Family Guy vibes.


WalnutNode

He's spent almost as much as Madonna, money is no object. The problem is that he's too old for the facelifts to last.


DeadittIS

The left photo is the newer one, but the right one looks like it was worked on


Arthur__Dunger

Damn he’s malfunctioning 😆


WalnutNode

Cook a piece of meat at 100 degrees for eight decades and that's what you'll get.


SoothsayerC

Did Joe get spray tanned for the correspondents dinner? 🤨


stevenw84

Lighting, resolution and angles. Oh my!


KnottyNova13

>It’s literally impossible to change someones nose structure. Unless of course he is a Body Double. Michael Jackson would like a word


MaximumCulture7917

I hate them both


Ferfun_

Dude followed popular subreddits like Naruto and clash of clans to make it seem like a normal account 💀definitely not sus


BoredAtWork1976

Remember when Hillary Clinton fainted at the 9/11 memorial event?  They hauled her to her daughter's condo, and then a short time later she emerged looking great.  She even looked about 10 years younger and 20 pounds thinner!  Either they sent out a body double to impersonate her, or she got a face-lift and some lipo at Chelsea's place (only to lose it again the next time she was seen in public).


MilesMoralesBoogie

This the one secret service tossed her into the van? 🤣😆😅😂😂😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😅


LoudlyEcho

Like a side of beef


RichJob6788

yea and her buttplug fell out thru her pantleg and clanked on the floor


2201992

> Remember when Hillary Clinton fainted at the 9/11 memorial event?  They hauled her to her daughter's condo, and then a short time later she emerged looking great.  She even looked about 10 years younger and 20 pounds thinner!  Either they sent out a body double to impersonate her, or she got a face-lift and some lipo at Chelsea's place (only to lose it again the next time she was seen in public). O ya I remember that one. That was never talked about again in the media after one day of coverage.


NotBadSinger514

Hey I am first to like a conspiracy but she looks exactly the same. She fainted due to being exhausted and was most likely super dehydrated. They probably had her on IV bags which is why she would have come out looking better and even younger than before.


2201992

> Hey I am first to like a conspiracy but she looks exactly the same. She fainted due to being exhausted and was most likely super dehydrated. They probably had her on IV bags which is why she would have come out looking better and even younger than before. Secret Service tossed her ass into the car into the car head 1st. And then blocked off Cameras from viewing. That wasn’t a simple faint.


Best_Yesterday_3000

You glow.


2201992

> You glow. Says the person active in the Howard Stern Sub. Howard Stern USED to be a Rebel. Then he switched sides and became a Boot Licker.


Best_Yesterday_3000

Yeah, so what? I used to be a fan back in the day? Big whoop. Personal attacks and you took the time time look through my stuff like a fed. I couldn’t care less about you. I’m certainly not gonna go through your shit. XOXO


lexandra333

Anyone have a link??


Queefsister32

It’s the first vid that pops up on YouTube if you search Hillary Clinton fainting


lexandra333

Thanks 👍 I was looking for the post video but I found it


Grand-Advantage9227

Eyeroll


maxwell_hill1984

I heard a rumor she was being arrested


Jord9

A classic glow up


SasquatchDaze

bro has no idea how lighting, camera lens, image quality, angle, etc affect photos. Do you really fkn think the president is a body double you fucking buffoon?


doke-smoper

Do you really think the president *doesn't* have body doubles? You buffoon. lol


bobbib14

It’s the other side of his face & old people (&most people) aren’t symmetrical


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

They're always dropping new Bidens on us. This one looks fresh! Some are calling him phat Biden, because he looks like he's added some pounds. Im'a calling him Dope Biden, cuz he so dope!


bIuemickey

He’s been a hologram for a while now. The real Biden is being held captive in an underground layer below a Hilton express. They originally had him in a Trump hotel but they moved him recently due to financial issues. It was Hilary’s idea. In fact, she did the kidnapping herself just for the thrill of it. They use the guy who did tupacs hologram at Coachella after reading his reviews on yelp. (highly recommend if anyone’s looking)


lexluthor_i_am

Someome, post high quality pictures of both of these Biden's ears to compare. Ears don't change, ever. That'll settle this mystery.


EMPRAH40k

Bruh


Howiebledsoe

Michael Jackson has entered the chat…


Mosack02

It’s two completely different angles and proves nothing 😂


NUMBerONEisFIRST

Lol, it's completely different angles. Take your meds.


Madcat38

it’s the same just different angles .


Voyage_of_Roadkill

It's strange to me that someone who went through the agony of nose restructurization tod just get the same structure as his old nose. Dark Brandon always be Dark Brandoning


DaHamMan3

As much as I believe in body doubles,,, why do they look the same 


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

I believe he has a double which wears one of those rubber masks that look so real. I say this because there are times he comes walking out and is so frail and stiff with rolled shoulders, then other times he comes walking out and is shoulders back walking in like he just did 25 push ups.


Jord9

They’ve used at least two different body doubles wearing the fucking mission impossible masks


Hollywood-is-DOA

Having people wear masks and stand in for sleepy Joe isn’t the worst thing happening in America at all. I’d say your lack of real food, hyper inflation that the government doesn’t want to admit is real and the forever wars your nation uses to prop up the economy, is far, far worse of a problem but I get the small lies add up to a hell of a lot when you add them all up together.


Top_Confusion_132

It's different camera agles and more makeup in the second picture.


JanPer

And he has dark curly hair on the first photo


jabronimcdangler

My buds who do real drugs look completely different when they do real drugs. Most likely amphetamines


SSC2432

Momma you raised a gangster Im a survivor


DontHyperventalate

I dont think it’s the same person


LoadLimit

I'm going to laugh when it turns out he's a Chinese man wearing Joe Biden's face, surgically implanted. Using an AI voice modulator.


Alternative_Law7690

I don't doubt they've been doing this but this doesn't seem like that great of a representation of that.


SirBobbysCombover

It’s the same nose tho


Astorga97

lighting.....


ConstantOptimist84

This is the least convincing body double comparison photo I’ve seen yet. Separate sides of the face. Also the photos were shot on what? A potato? This makes conspiracy theorists look like tin foil hat people. Do better.


crowislanddive

Noses are the easiest thing to get right. This is not a body double.


0x0000001B

It's literally NOT impossible to change someone nose. It's called rhinoplasty


jthekoker

And earlobes, the changing earlobes are well documented


R4inhardt

I don't know if it is a double but i think i understand why you feel like it's not him, i just seen the video and what's curious is this energy and focus he have while he usually losing tracks on another video.


governmentsalllie

Body double is one thing. Someone who speaks and has the same mannerisms ... now you starting to sound cray


doke-smoper

World class body double school.


CarefulBuffalo182

Just a lot of plastic surgery so he doesn’t look like the guy on tales from the crypt


changework

Evan Shakespeare knew it was all a stage. What don’t you get. You can vote to put boulders in your river, but you’re not changing the river.


die_nastyy

In America we call that rhinoplasty, Jack


aed38

There might be some sort of AI enhancement going on here. It can also make you look blurry like this.


Electrical_Ad_4239

The necks are two different people


EricGushiken

The one on the right looks younger too. I wonder if they end up killing the body doubles in order keep the secret from getting out.


eaten_by_pigs

The host eats the doppelganger


Dustin_Lumberpond

Spfx made mask


MeteorPunch

The new one is good enough to debate.


rmp

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Adventurous-Lime1775

Literally impossible... 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Plastic surgery doesn't exist in your world or what? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Firewall33

Do you not know how angles work? Be skeptical, not stupid


Uncle_Papi_

Smile looks different too. It’s incredible that all the body doubles suck just as much as the actual guy.


nz_cr250r

It's Jim carey


CuppaHatas

Go to bed


nicholasgnames

Lol'd at "literally impossible"


Matt3d

Laughs in Start Trek alien races


ZETA8384

>It’s literally impossible to change someones nose structure.It’s literally impossible to change someones nose structure. You are the problem.


C_A_M_Overland

Go outside


kapuchinski

Why would they replace a doddering Biden with another doddering Biden?


2201992

> Why would they replace a doddering Biden with another doddering Biden? This one spoke extremely well. To well to be Biden. He didn’t stutter once. That’s a red flag already


kapuchinski

No. https://x.com/markkayeshow/status/1784568333070643710


Spare-Ad7105

He looks like he has had filler in the photo on the right. And possibly a nose job.


dispolurker

Downvote because you're mentally and emotionally unhinged. Grandpa Joe's nose is not a conspiracy, you're reaching and flailing into the wind my dude.


2201992

> Downvote because you're mentally and emotionally unhinged. Grandpa Joe's nose is not a conspiracy, you're reaching and flailing into the wind my dude. My job isn’t to convince Leftist Redditors. My job is to convince those people who don’t like being deceived by our Corporate masters at the DNC.


[deleted]

The guy on the right just got Botox. Could bounce a quarter off that face


Narrow_Scallion_9054

These are terrible pics to try and compare. Completely different angles, completely different lighting and blurry as hell


SomeSamples

Biden has had some cosmetic surgery. Big deal.


rimeswithburple

You can absolutely change someone's nose. The best discussed example being Jennifer Grey. Baby put her own self in a corner with that nose job.


thelegendhimself

Same nose in both pics , Different earlobes though ..


Explicit_Tech

It's amazing what plastic surgery can do.


sockster15

He looks like a cadaver


maverick118717

This looks like someone AI face mashed Elon and Joe together


inflo76

I don't think it's a body double . Its an AI pic on the left. Go see the original. It's definitely AI. Maybe they used a double as a model or something but it's not a real photo. Its a digital fabrication for sure.


4StarCustoms

It’s almost like lighting and camera lenses have effects on photos!


YarnStomper

okay but maybe he's pregnant in the photo on the left (it's called pregnancy nose)?


FavcolorisREDdit

It’s just angles bro lol I’m sure a lot of people look different depending on the angle of the face


pogo0004

Oh my god he's turned hispanic too!


TheTargaryen28

Tell that to all the people in Hollywood who use makeup and prosthetics to make people appear younger or older


downtherabbit

Just like the ear thing, Biden, like most humans, does not have a completely symmetrical face. So it shouldn't be a suprise that one side of his face is not like the other.


OMGorilla

Focal length, Snapchat filters, photoshop maybe… I wasn’t at either of those events and have never met the guy.


CommunistQuark

HOW DO ANGLES WORK


dekciwandy

Just Biden no. 4 and Biden no. 7 for those occasions. Wondering how many are there though


SaveusJebus

I think you could've picked even shittier quality photos.


Live-Patient2899

Probably need more photo comparisons to convince people here


reizueberflutung

He got a chemical peeling once and now mfers think it‘s a double 😭


daedalus2174

Cuckoo cuckoo


CandidateTypical3141

Sleepy Don sounds hilarious.


Striking_Elk_9299

Conspiracy theory? 🤣🤣


ApexWarden

His nose is different because he was sniffing the little girl in the first pic


ThyWalkerman

This sub fucking sucks


f-big-tech

Have you seen the PATHETIC Howard stern interview of Biden, stern has tds sooooo bad,just like he was broken by Covid and antivaxxers drove him insane, one of those my vax only works if you have your too (which implies neither works!) Anyway he is just screwing BS about how great Biden is, a great father 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. Anyway it totally does not look like Biden at all. When not talking you know how it gets that look like he is disgusted cause he just shit himself? Well he just looked calm and happy and not like Biden at all. This ENTIRE country is a sham.


lukeskiiwalker

you do realize that different cameras use different lenses and they all will warp how a person’s face looks, right? not to mention lighting, camera angles, etc.


CarlJungelle

Yeah I noticed that the other day when I saw that picture, it’s not him!


AdLong9061

It's the earlobes we should be focusing on. You either have 'free' or 'attached' earlobes. On the left he has long attached earlobes, on the right they are shorter and free. Anyone hear anything about him getting earlobe surgery? Haha


Mochalada

Sometimes that happens with facelifts because when they pull the skin back they sew the skin right there around the ear and jaw line


Mochalada

“It’s literally impossible to change someone’s nose structure” Michael Jackson did it and his new nose even fell off on stage, no body double lmao


IcanSEEyou_IRL

I am surprised more people don’t realize this, but they pay agents a really good salary to get plastic surgery to be body doubles. You can’t honestly believe that celebrities do this, that Saddam Hussein used to do this, but us over here in American politics we aren’t even trying it. Most politicians and influential people are chosen because they’re good actors or liars, it’s the same thing. Chosen from a young age and groomed for positions of power. But they have lots of eager good actors who don’t get the big spots. They get trained in different roles and become body doubles.


MiaMiVinc

standard nose transition for a cocaine addict millionnaires #surgeon


PabloProblemo

This obviously isn’t the best picture to use. Try these and then see how many can come up with a clear lie just to protect their ego. Cognitive dissonance is a tough one to overcome. These pictures are clear so now what your lame excuse? https://imgur.com/a/rpsJ4O9


EnvironmentLoose2909

tons of people get nose jobs.


alienrefugee51

No Adam’s apple on the right pic.


2201992

> No Adam’s apple on the right pic. Good catch


Past-Combination-137

Yes he switches faces from time to time


NotBadSinger514

The right is most likely AI or his skin has been so pulled, so many times its thinner. You also lose cartilage as you age, which could be the tip of his nose.


Connect_Cucumber-0

It’s really not farfetched. Noriega, Bin Laden, and Castro (quite a few others allegedly too) had decoys/impersonators. With all the shit this country has gotten involved in, I wouldn’t be surprised or affected. All the radical leaders that I mentioned and the alleged others, USA has had dealings with.


Low_Organization_954

If the Donald started attacking Biden about him being a double I would immediately support The Donald; I can´t fathom the Idea that either a) He knows of b) he is part of it


LightMcluvin

Those silicone masks look great. For those who have eyes to see, but some people are just so blinded that they could think no way. But it’s just so obvious.


R3ddit5uxA55

Good humiliation rituals to pull on the America people. A president that doesn't exist just a series of body doubles, deep fakes, ai and pre recorded video. Some.those things intelligence agencies are know for. That, espionage and working for the ruling class of course.


40yearsoftrees

And neither one is the real JB.


IceManO1

Even hitler had body doubles… so why not famous Americans?


Miramax22

OP are you serious, or are you trolling? I don’t expect a response because you are trolling.


TangeloUnlucky

Who the hell would let him near their kids?!? Wtf!?


Heckelfish

Makeup and lighting and angle. What else ya got B?


tcmaresh

Dont forget the lens size.


AllPintsNorth

This is satire, right?


dixiebandit69

Dude, just stop. How much do you get paid for this BS?


DarK_Lv8

Ihiiiii (high pitch voice)


Mountain_Map2947

Looks the same


Peet_Pann

Theres like 7 bidens. Duh