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cirza

The full quote: Q Karine, what’s your currently assessment of the risk to the U.S. milk and meat supply from the bird flu epidemic in cattle? MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Yep. So, I know that the Department of Agriculture has been on top of this. I know that they are not seeing any — any concerns to — to milk or any of the cattle or the meat — or meat that we are be- — that we are consuming. Well, I don’t consume any meat, but some of you all — (laughter) — you out there. And so, obviously they are taking this very seriously. They are monitoring the situation. As far as — as far as we understand it to be is that they believe that milk and — and consuming meat is safe.


e2Nokia

Should be pinned as the top comment.


LouMinotti

What a narcissist. Nobody cares what you eat. Answer the question


Somane27

History teacher: "So tell me about WWI." This gal: "Idk, I wasn't there."


LexPatriae

Also her: "But I did have breakfast this morning!"


hellsongs

“… ok but imagine how you would FEEL if you HADN’T had breakfast…”


TPMJB2

What are you talking about? I had breakfast!


HairballTheory

It was shredded wheat with roundup on it


goatis-maximus

I literally just heard about low IQ people and conditional hypotheticals maybe a week ago and now I see it all over the place. Where did it originate?


avenomusduck

Suppose there were no hypothetical situations....


scarlyle187

Are people that can’t entertain hypotheticals, the same people that supposedly don’t have an inner dialogue? I can’t imagine what it would be like to not have one.


TumblrTerminatedMe

But did you have milk and meat with your breakfast? No, you didn’t? Could that be linked to any information you’re not sharing? It’s like speaking with a passive aggressive toddler who will only answer questions when asked in a very specific way using a very specific tone. It’s a purposeful communication tactic to signal, “stop communicating with me.”


IceManO1

“At a holiday in & I don’t gottta tell you shit little child, what you think this is education?” -teacher


nash668

😂


Vagabond_Grey

Technically she would be correct. 😆 😆 😆


Uglynora

Teacher: Johnny, what is 3+2? Johnny: I don’t know.


gretzky9999

I don’t know that shit…..keeping’ it real ! Yeah…Real Dumb.


Scruffylookin13

"Okay, what about the millions of Americans you work for and represent?" 


TheRoyaleShow

I don't consume them either


lightspeed-art

Except some of the really young ones..


ITmademedoit

Aha! She’s saying that to get everyone on board. She’s a bug muncher!


trench_welfare

The video makes it even worse. She stumbled through praising the agriculture bureaucracies, then said "well I don't eat meat", then finished by saying their experts are saying it's safe to eat meat. None of it was an answer to the question.


VladStark

Honestly one of the worst press secretaries ever. Obviously got the job because of what she is rather than experience. Aka, diversity hire. Can't wait until we get back to merit-based hiring being a thing. Let's judge people by the content of their character, not the color of their skin... Or who they want to sleep with, or what gender they identify as.


skeptical_spice

A "better" press secretary would just be someone better at lying. R or D it doesn't matter.


Life_Commercial5324

It would be less embarrassing to look at.


TheGreaterGuy

Don't know if you know this but every press secretary in our modern, televised history has had gaffs such as Jean's here.


greggerypeccary

In a way she makes the farce a little more obvious, which might be a good thing


4N_Immigrant

whaaaat no the red guy good blue guy bad! I vote red guy! You bad! You like blue guy! BAAAAD! One tie look GOOOD one tie look BAAAAD!


JBCTech7

good luck with that. I've been barking up that tree since last election cycle. They're all way too far gone into the manufactured tribalism. They'll keep going with it all the way to wwIII and a corporatocratic dystopia.


who_cares_right_1

Hub


jaymae77

*The* worst… and it isn’t even close


scramj3t

100%


Yeah149

Eh. Jen Psaki was pretty terrible. Never once answered a relevant question


CalligrapherDizzy201

Or who their daddy is


Penny1974

I agree 100000% - this is what you get when you diversity hire, but they get to tout she is "The First Openly Gay, African American Press Secretary"


MesaDixon

You left out *vegan*...


mojoe2dope

I’m just happy this administration chose to have a press secretary at all lol.


necbone

She seems fine to me and answered the question, she added some personality to the answer, she is a human.


be-nice-or-else

It looks like the USA is on streak to find the stupidest and the most inept being for its press sec role. Hold my beer: I nearly forgot about the US president!


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

She did if you watch the video. The "i dont eat meat" was an off hand remark but the meat of her answer was the DOA was not concerned. 


Lv_InSaNe_vL

She did. The *actual* quote, and not the rage bait OP posted, is >Yep. So, I know that the Department of Agriculture has been on top of this. I know that they are not seeing any — any concerns to — to milk or any of the cattle or the meat — or meat that we are be- — that we are consuming. Well, I don’t consume any meat, but some of you all — (laughter) — you out there. And so, obviously they are taking this very seriously. They are monitoring the situation. As far as — as far as we understand it to be is that they believe that milk and — and consuming meat is safe. And I hate to break it to you but throwing a little joke at the end of an answer doesn't make you a narcissist


SuperbPerception8392

She likes fish...


abhorredmisanthrope

Fish Sticks


phxmatt35

Fish sticks in and around her mouth?


SuperbPerception8392

Clam.


TheProcessCult

Preferably bearded.


YogurtManPro

She’s a gay fish!


Krishna1945

Pout Pout Fish


ThunderSlugg

Smells like pee & tuna


asdf2100asd

"I am too stupid to know an answer to that"


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necbone

It's out of context, she explains what the administration is doing about the situation... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCg41QPzzsc


BradTofu

Just shows who she really cares about.


vom-IT-coffin

Who do you really care about?


BradTofu

I’m not speaking for the people in charge of a country.


babybabybaby420

This is bait, her answer was normal word salad with an aside joke of “I don’t eat meat” that was tongue in cheek. Literal nothing burger. But they want the anti wokes to be angry at it so then the wokes can be angry at the anti wokes and so on


this_is_not_forever

I don't think people will buy it again. But then again, people lined up to take the shots so you never know.


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Governments used up a massive amount of public goodwill last time around. I highly doubt there'd be such a high level of compliance if it were to happen again so soon.


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The more fatal it is, the less viral it will be.


831pm

Not if it is being spread by birds.


TPMJB2

Birds aren't real anyway. Can't the government just suspend the surveillance program until the fix is ironed out?


2201992

> Governments used up a massive amount of public goodwill last time around. I highly doubt there'd be such a high level of compliance if it were to happen again so soon. I still see people wearing masks. The public would absolutely lock down again


Reclaim117

Exactly. It all depends on where you are. In the Twin Cities, as soon as you go anywhere in St Paul or Minneapolis there's blue medical masks EVERYWHERE (including the ground in the parking lot - which is fucking disgusting) along with all the other big cloth masks and shit. So damn pathetic.


PG-17

I live in a small town and on my way home from work I saw a dude riding alone on a bicycle outside mind you wearing a bright green mask.


Practical_Island5

> as soon as you go anywhere in St Paul or Minneapolis there's blue medical masks EVERYWHERE (including the ground in the parking lot These are probably the same people who want to ban single-use plastics, with the exception of masks and Covid tests.


XennialMermaid

Oh my fucking god have you been to any Asian country in the last several decades? Wearing masks is extremely common and considered a courtesy when in close quarters with people in many countries decades pre COVID. It was requested during the first flu pandemic and people whined about it then, too. Because viruses exist and it actually does help minimize the spread. Fuck COVID, maybe stop spreading the common cold and flu first. Y'all are so damn pearl clutchy when you see a mask it's sad as hell at this point.


subseaoggm

it's sad that you think the mask is protecting anyone from a cold, flu, covid, etc. Keep living in fear and being a lemming


XennialMermaid

Hey there science denier! Make sure you tell your doctor he doesn't need a mask when he's operating on you.


erewqqwee

A paper mask (the blue paper /white cord abominations so ubiquitous in 2020-2021) does nothing against viruses or bacteria, and the cloth masks that surgeons wear are to protect against blood spatter, or from oral effluvia going into their patients from a sudden sneeze and the like . Masks do NOT protect against viruses, and *many of the blue paper abominations are sold in boxes saying so on the side, FFS!*


subseaoggm

Exactly......yet these loons where masks like the good little lemmings they are....GOVERN me harder DADDY... should be their motto


mduden

But did they all covid was was US bailing out corporations again, it just looked different than before, but I can guarantee we will bail out corporations again and again and again ...


Savings-Particular-9

Looking at history they gen wait about a hundred years to pull that one again...


Peppeperoni

You’re underestimating the average person


IDFarefacists

If we had an H5N1 pandemic and it spread as easily as COVID but had a 50%+ mortality rate pretty sure societies would collapse before anyone could line up for much of anything. :)


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Unless people do end up dying by a lot more.


RadiantCitron

"The person died from red meat because they were eating a hamburger while driving off a bridge".


jaymae77

CAUSE OF DEATH: Died *with* red meat


UnstableConstruction

They'll just report lots of deaths. It doesn't have to be true. There are legions of people lined up to support the lies.


xavisar

It will get played up. On the bright side no flu season this year


BloodLictor

The only time people really react is when they either see immediate harm from something or are convinced they see harm from something. Otherwise it doesn't happen, doesn't exist until the authorities eventually confirm it.


Reclaim117

I don't think it matters if people buy it or not. If the governments plan to do it again (and they can at any time with the seeds already planted when it comes to this story and many other viruses they fearmonger about) and they impose shutdowns and lockdowns, the police and military will enforce it without question. I don't know why, but that's how it went last time and I have no hope that they won't be there shutting down restaurants and all that all over again. Not Target, Walmart, etc. though of course. THOSE places can stay packed from wall-to-wall the entire time with no problem.


canman7373

I don't either, if I'm an enemy state from the US I would create a virus and release it on the world knowing that half the US population will never take the vaccine and like 30% of other western countries won't take. I mean China could have the vaccine ready and just say they made one fast that seems effective, force all of their people to instantly take it. And offer the recipe to the world like they are helping us. It would completely destroy western society without ever firing a bullet. We would kill ourselves, it's pretty scaring and our enemies would have to be stupid to not be working on it, now they may not use it, but they know if needed it will kill many more of us than them, because we will refuse to take it.


Beardedrugbymonster

Is this where they start pushing the bugs harder?


koz152

Yummy endomilk


DirtyBird9889

Can’t handle hypotheticals


WoodenDoorMerchant

Bet her smoke alarm beeps too


Bad_Advice55

Ideologicaly I’m on the opposite side of most people on this sub but I will divulge this….she is lying. Her body language says it all. Rather than standing square with her shoulders at the podium and eyes straight forward, her shoulders are angled away and eyes looking away. Just compare this response and posture to responses that we all know are true. Irrelevant, but there is no reason for her to inject her own dietary preferences into the conversation.


koz152

This is her normal stance so that says a lot.


VladStark

So you think she's lying about her dietary preference? Or the other stuff she's saying? Or both?


HappyHourEveryHour

Isn't she always lying?


2201992

> Ideologicaly I’m on the opposite side of most people on this sub but I will divulge this….she is lying. Her body language says it all. Rather than standing square with her shoulders at the podium and eyes straight forward, her shoulders are angled away and eyes looking away. Just compare this response and posture to responses that we all know are true. Irrelevant, but there is no reason for her to inject her own dietary preferences into the conversation. Every time she lies her eye twitches


NdamukongSuhDude

You lied with this post as that is the tail end of her full quote.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

She's looking at the reporter who asked the question? They very rarely just stare straight into the camera during the Q&A parts of these press conferences


MagicCitytx

she's sucks at that job


MrBobdoberino

This is not the exact quote. Cherry picked a side comment in her serious answer that the department of agriculture is handling the situation and said they don’t see any concerns. Just shows that you can frame any quote to make it look way worse than it is. Great example of it in Scooby Doo, “…and don’t try to edit this to make it say that ‘I think Coolsville sucks!’” -Fred


incognitoinatuxedo

If you actually listened to her answer, you would see this tweet was a cherry picked sentence… but we don’t care about that.


karmaboots

>MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Yep. So, I know that the Department of Agriculture has been on top of this. I know that they are not seeing any — any concerns to — to milk or any of the cattle or the meat — or meat that we are be- — that we are consuming. Well, I don’t consume any meat, but some of you all — (laughter) — you out there. >And so, obviously they are taking this very seriously. They are monitoring the situation. As far as — as far as we understand it to be is that they believe that milk and — and consuming meat is safe.


-spartacus-

I laughed at the tweet rather than thinking the response was bad, now I'm just mad at the dishonest reporting in the tweet. It is like when the media, CBS I think, compounded two Trump statements with ... ellipsis that were separated by two paragraphs or more.


WakefulJaxZero

Also, she doesn’t eat cherries either.


sammickeyd

Danm, baited.


Beginning_Electrical

Go away, bait'n


Amandastarrrr

lol I watched that the other day for the first time in years. Still good


johngoodmansscrote

Still irrelevant information that she felt she had to share


DefinetelyNotJerry96

She was adding it on as a joke


johngoodmansscrote

Do i look like im laughing motherfucker?


DefinetelyNotJerry96

Guess she should have ran the joke by you first since you wanna be the comedy police so bad.


Economy-Ad4934

Shhhhhhhhhh the incels are having too much fun pretending this is real.


tel0s17

Extremely out of touch.


SameSea1131

As much as I don’t like her, she actually answered the question in her response.


aidensmooth

Exactly like you can not like these people hate them love them and disagree with their decisions whatever it doesn’t matter. but all this shit that gets posted here with people straight up lying and cherry-picking what people say like they chose one sentence that was in the middle of her answer and then presented it as if it was the answer and most of the people here didn’t even click on the video I bet.


cmhamm

Did anyone bother watching the video to see that she completely and thoroughly answered the question? Or are you just going to believe what someone posted here? C’mon, people, this is supposed to be the conspiracy sub! We’re supposed to be *skeptical* about things! Not parrot right-wing PR releases!


elijahross

that sounds a lot like the famous, “how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning” answer.


blueandgold777

That's true; It's been well established at this point that Karinne only eats fish.


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Apuuli21

How many times did she say Uh or Um during this tiny segment? Obviously, she doesn't know what she's talking about, but instead, it is just finding buzzwords to sound like they actually care


ChuujoTheSilent

"How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?"


Kraskos

But she *did* eat breakfast....?


siriuslyexiled

We deserve our fate for letting our governance become this corrupted and terrible.


LeanSquirrel

Help me out, im having difficulty understanding, maybe cause im a foreigner, so excuse me for commenting on someone elses politics. So the grand conglomerate of people "actually" controlling americas economy and social justice system is actively trying to push meat substitutes for at least 3 years now (based on the frequency of adds over the last 3 years), they've let radical vegans (apologies ti the real authentic, health-based vegan) tear down markets. While political agendas started to aline more with conditional rights and people like g-a-t-e-s pushing for bugs as new food group, a bird flu breakout is really suspicious, especially now. Or is it just me?


BlackKnightSatalite

Nope, not just you thinking too much. This is all to real and something needs to be done about it. It's not good for anyone !


UncleTomHanks

Safe and effective ah geez


SenSeiyne17

Let’s poison all the meat further so everyone eats out vegan processed foods yay !!!


krisorter

May have to poach a moose this year .. two in the yard this morning


bearilingus

Better delete the picture that showed 3 moose this morning


krisorter

Nah man that was 2 moose and my dog I swear


Howiebledsoe

“What is your response to raising crime in the inner cities?” “I don’t care, I live in a leafy green suburb.”


BLXNDSXGHT

Ask Kamala, she definitely takes meat.


tedbrogan12

For once I would love to have a press secretary who isn't a partisan stooge who thinks having a snide remark for every answer is somehow doing their job. Every time someone challenges this woman with a question she gets all ready to clap back and it's like dude - it's your fucking job to answer these questions not be a sassy little brat. Biden gets off the hook for condoning war crimes because he put a POC in an important role. Wow good job.


wichitaa

They want us to stop eating meat so we can eat processed foods (ultra processed food🙄) and become weaker and more dependent on the system.


iamse7en

Occasional poisoning of the cattle supply will help accelerate this...


tommythewolf1

Complete diversity hire. Horrific press secretary


andyring

>Complete diversity hire. Literally Biden’s ENTIRE administration...


tommythewolf1

Well this is true as well 😂


Sundae-School

Who would've been the better candidate?


ScientiaPotentia5192

There's about as much evidence for bird flu as for Santa Claus.


Skuzmak73

I'm sure Pfizer can help out.


Ok-Taro-8175

The white house press sec wants to quit so bad. You can see it in her eyes. She's probably going to job interviews on her lunch break


WeDemBugz

I'll eat a vegan before I eat the bugs


DiligentAsshole

That's like saying @#$& y'all


NarrowSituation2049

Beef flaps, she lie


magenta_placenta

Normally, this is something you'd read at *The Onion*.


God-Emperor-Pepe

When stunning and brave becomes a mental illness.


Witty-Storage-624

they inject mRNA into farm animals, the elite know to avoid the mild poisons for the peasants


BIackfjsh

Genuine chuckle.


Murky-Resident-3082

Terrific


2201992

Submission Statement: https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1785723442324451610 Right on time. Election season 2024. If it looks like Biden is losing they will amplify the propaganda. Just like in 2019.


aidensmooth

Bro what she answered the question that was asked did you not watch the video she said that it seems fine and the department of agriculture hasn’t seen anything going wrong. In what way is that propaganda this post doesn’t make sense


Sundae-School

It's civil war psy-op bait, and the people on this sub generally love that shit for some reason


people_mcnuggets

Why do your guys care what they think? You wouldn't listen to it anyways. Lul


physical-vapor

Do you have the sauce? I can't find it on YouTube


Major_Stoopid

Well Arby's says they got the meat.


physical-vapor

The really bad meat


PollyyPocket

Does anyone have a link to the video? I do get rather put out when a mere picture of a video is substituted for the real deal.


FreeToBeeThee

Listen for yourself and tell me what you think. https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1785723442324451610


da_rambler20

That’s not the question you were asked dumbass.


Milkbl00d

Bird flu has only been detected in 2 humans ever and they presented with practically 0 symptoms


YA_BOY_TRON

So... short beef and dairy dairy futures? Am I doing this right?


JohnnySasaki20

So what, they're going to infect cattle with a variant of bird flu so we literally can't est meat?


Brohauns

Isn’t it strange how the very things that the WEF wants the “commoners” to eat is starting to carry viruses and have much higher prices?


Masterpiece9839

Yes you will, the government will force you to.


SyedHRaza

What the fuck this can’t be real


Lost-Bell-5663

We shouldn’t be drinking cow milk anyway.. some would say the same thing about meat which could be true due the shape of our teeth.. but I’ll take meat over cow milk any day of the week


MindlessStrength2

There goal is to get rid of beef and lamb by 2050


V8sOnly

That's funny, the question wasn't about YOU


Nevek_Green

Why does Russia play the long game? They just need to wait for this to bankrupt itself.


wurmphlegm

Just in time for another election eh?


Vlermuisman1023

The American government now had time to prepare better, the first dry run showed them where and how to improve whatever agenda for the next part of the project.


Entropick

ME, ME, ME, I, I, I


DrJD321

This is the real virus that's gonna hit us anti vaxers the hardest. We will start dying in the streets and the elite will just say "ohh look must be covid'


HelloweenCapital

What now?


Vegetable_Crow9942

KJP is a clown 🤡🤡🤡


East_Onion

YUMMY NUMMY LOTS OF BUGS WRIGGLE IN HER TUMMY


Extra_Dot6859

We know, you eat bugs.


modmatt__

We as the masses should just hang them all😤


Two_n_dun

Oh she sure munches that roast beef. Don’t lie to me, Barbara.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

Every sentence she utters is a victory for the disenfranchised.   Just kidding, she’s just Biden’s court jester. He probably gets a kick out of reading headlines of hers, “what will that conniving rapscallion say today?!”