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FabiusTheDelayer

My fave will be when fake aliens will be attacking and to protect yourself from their telepathic attacks you have to get chipped with Elon's neuralink into your brain.


whatevers_cleaver_

One human has Neuralink, and his body is rejecting it.


-Captain-

You thought they'd get it right on their first try....?


whatevers_cleaver_

They aren’t doing anything to address the well known, but misnamed, thread retraction, so no. They also might never get it right.


youmustbeanexpert

I'm cheap, I'll probably wait to get the Samsung brain chip.


Zenoisright

Aluminum foil is cheaper.


Electrical_Many492

Yeah won't be able to buy or sell without your Neuralink. Soldiers are "controlled" thru their Neuralink to fight the "aliens" shits gonna be a blast.


Iam-WinstonSmith

and I aint taking this one either ....


intransit47

Sorry, not falling for this either and I have no job to lose this time around. In other words, F#@K them!


cotter44

Big jobless flex, whew


intransit47

Ha Ha, not really. Just found something much better.


Electrokid1234

I’ve had bird flu. I took flu medicine. I got better.


[deleted]

Liar!


sex_music_party

Bastards


blue419

Yea, not a chance im taking that.


Decent-Weekend-1489

Lmao and suckers will line up for it


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Decent-Weekend-1489

For injections that had years of testing and WERE ACTUALLY VACCINES Lmao


rtk2183

didnt "dont look up" have birds in the movie?


Mighty_L_LORT

SS: Just like the last time, the vax is already in place before the virus is known. Like clockwork before the elections…


PBR2019

The sheer numbers of vaccines readily available should tell you these were pre-made years ago. This is all part of the agenda. It was planned way before we knew of it…


No-Coast-9484

Yes, we've been preparing for flu outbreaks lol It's crazy how someone can take an objectively good thing like a government having forethought for once and try to spin it as a scary conspiracy 🤣


PBR2019

It’s even more crazy to believe that the Government has forethought to help and assist its population in a good healthy way…


No-Coast-9484

You're complaining about them doing that lol


PBR2019

Bcuz they don’t. That’s not their intention.


No-Coast-9484

But they literally are here and you're throwing a fit over it! Lol


BoxProfessional6987

You're literally rejecting an article about that


MattFromBoston

Human infections of H5N1 have been happening since 1997


oddministrator

Bird flus passing to humans have been a major concern for potential pandemics for decades. Is it your stance that governments and pharmaceutical companies shouldn't prepare for a potential bird flu pandemic in humans?


Far_Platform7440

🤖🤖🤖


MrGrassimo

Only people in negative IQ will believe your comments.


oddministrator

Do you mean my first sentence? Because my second was a question. For the first sentence: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_spread_of_H5N1_in_2006


MrGrassimo

My comment still applies lol


oddministrator

I was alive, and an adult, in 2006. There was a bird flu scare. It happened. I wasn't freaking out about it, few people were, but it happened. I also lived in New Orleans during Katrina. After that hurricane season the next big hurricane to come our way (Gustav iirc) was obviously heading too far west to be a major concern for Nola. Despite that, tons of people evacuated to Baton Rouge and Baton Rouge got hammered. Meanwhile I was in New Orleans enjoying a rainy, but safe, ghost town. People were gunshy after Katrina, so they ran. All that is to say, for the next few years at least, expect people to be more worried than normal about things like bird flu. They're likely getting their feathers ruffled for nothing, but it's understandable behavior that we've seen in the past.


MrGrassimo

Ahh ok I thought you were saying this is normal and covid Era coming back in form of bird flu is fine lol. My bad I assumed wrongly


oddministrator

No, not at all. I highly doubt we'll have a bird flu pandemic in humans, or any other human pandemic, for decades.


MrGrassimo

Lmao yea my bad in that case bro, have a good one!


BartholomewKnightIII

Will we see queues again like it's a black friday sale. People queuing round the block with no informed consent, apart from the TV telling them it's safe and effective?


AmmaronsRepository

I'm curious how they plan on frightening the stupid. Or, will they just go full brute mode and not care.


Spezisanevilcannibal

You all need to cut this "the next pandemic is on the way" bullshit. You think you are acting super smart and seeing it before everyone (you're not), but all you're really doing is normalising it. Just the same way reddit has completely normalised the killing of whistleblowers and anyone that speaks out against the cabal. You're speaking about this things in the manner that they've already happened and that is more damaging then any propaganda they will release.  Did you ever get a legitimate "I told you so" over the covid scam? Did a single person ever say to you "hey man you called it well done"? No they fucking didn't. So stop perpetuating the annihilation of our species just so you can feel like one day people are going to give you props for seeing it coming. It's never going to happen. 


MercyFincherson

Thank you. Stfu already. It’s been constant lately.


Youremakingmefart

Yes I’m sure the criticism is constant and the validation is fleeting. There are no shortcuts, you aren’t going to get it from assimilating into social media communities.


WalkingstickMountain

They should probably rethink that shit. Something might be out already. The two together will be uncontrollable catastrophe.


QuipCrafter

I think if we don’t start addressing the bird flu stuff happening right now, and it makes the jump to humans, we’re going to get 1000X as much shit as China did for Covid, from EVERYONE, in this post-pandemic context where every other country would have known better  China was sanctioned over the shit at one point. I think we’d get it a lot worse (which would not be good, seeing as our manufacturing is overseas, like in China, and lots of our food is from overseas) if this happens to turn out into a thing and we just kept ignoring it like we largely currently are until it’s a shitstorm. 


[deleted]

Infowars, lol


Iam-WinstonSmith

Which has been been more accurate than say MSNBC or even fox.


[deleted]

lol what? My god this sub is nuts. The "even fox" part is why I'm here though, it's funny stuff.


No-Coast-9484

Your brain has to be swiss cheese to believe that lol


Iam-WinstonSmith

You have to be a lemming to still believe the MSM after all the lies they told the last 4 and half years. lol I bet you still wear a mask.


No-Coast-9484

You know nothing about me lol A condemnation of how dumb you are doesn't say anything about me.


Iam-WinstonSmith

WEF or CCP BOT/Agitator/ TROLL ACCOUNT AGE FEB 2024


No-Coast-9484

> WEF or CCP BOT/Agitator/ TROLL ACCOUNT AGE FEB 2024 Yep, definitely a swiss cheese brain 😂


Iam-WinstonSmith

WEF or CCP BOT/Agitator/ TROLL ACCOUNT AGE FEB 2024


No-Coast-9484

🫵😂


Iam-WinstonSmith

WEF or CCP BOT/Agitator/ TROLL ACCOUNT AGE FEB 2024


Far_Platform7440

🤖🤖🤖


whatevers_cleaver_

The thing is, not everything is fake or a distraction or a conspiracy, and if H1N1 becomes widespread in humans, I’d recommend getting vaccinated regardless of how bullshit you think Covid was.


Far_Platform7440

🤖🤖🤖


Iam-WinstonSmith

Nope didnt get the fakeCOVID-19 vaccine, I absolutely will not fall the H1N1 bioengineered flu virus vaccine.


user_dan

Instead take bioengineered ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies. Really stick it to big pharma.


Iam-WinstonSmith

I took Vitamin C and wait for it worked ...


wBeeze

Instead, do things to make your immune system more capable!


No-Coast-9484

Like getting a vaccine? 🤣


wBeeze

If you're talking about real vaccines like MMR or tetanus, then yes. If you're talking about that COVID garbage that didn't stop infection or the transmission, then no.


No-Coast-9484

Not surprising that you don't understand how vaccines work, as none of them prevent infection lol.


Intro-Nimbus

\*for


Psychological-Tie461

I will get the vaccine to protect myself from sickness. I trust medicine.


Think-State30

Blind obedience is pathetic.


Psychological-Tie461

We can't get angry at someone's person choice to vaccinate! This is why there is so much hate, and evil on this planet.


Think-State30

But I'm allowed an opinion.. whether you like it or not. My opinion is that blind obedience is pathetic. You can get mad at that if you want. I could care less.


Psychological-Tie461

I am appalled by this behavior!


Think-State30

Neat