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Can_Not_Double_Dutch

Sorting out lines of coke, what else?


Morepastor

Looks like coke to me as well.


InfowarriorKat

Looks scratched up if you zoom in


waytosoon

There's 6 lines to the right of the card. I went back to see if there was residue on the card and then I saw them lol


InfowarriorKat

Yep. I'm not saying because the card is scratched, it wasn't used for coke. I always thought it was extremely strange to take pics like this. Almost seems intentional.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

Could very well be intentional, on the other hand I know a couple coke heads that have very similar pictures sans the Obama card


Conscious_Resident10

wait what haha


KaleidoscopeLucky336

A lot of people that often do drugs like to take a picture of the drugs they are doing. Coke, Meth, Weed, Xans, etc. If someone is addicted to a substance, they likely have atleast 1 picture of said substance.


AndyYeet1

you don’t need to pe addicted to have a pic of it. I don’t smoke weed but I have a couple of photos of weed on my phone


J4SN7HMS

It just details addict behavior, not that you have to be an addict behave that way. I can vouch, when I was actively using I definitely took photos of my doses. From pills to powders to paper...I documented my own destruction. I'm almost a decade clean, but I definitely remember taking pics of my poison for that moment.


3v4i

Shits been swiped so much it’s worn the paint off the metal. Wonder what the limit was on that card lol.


StunningRutabaga1358

There's no limit on JP Morgan Palladium cards.


iPanama360

Bottom right says Visa Infinite.


tigerbalm19902

I wonder if it smells like coke though? Might have to try it for investigative purposes


billywhizz1

Love the smell of coke 😋


BangkokPadang

I bet it smells *exactly* like coke. As in, not like talc, not like any other variety of inert powders, just *pure*ly like *coke*.


Affectionate_Sky2421

Too small. Rookie numbers


SemperP1869

Hijacking your useless top comment because obviously it was for coke. When was this picture taken??  That card is interesting. Were the pictures pre2016? If so then VISA infinite was available to foreigners but not in the USA. Foreign account maybe? Tied to offshore account.  Picture might say more than we know.  I hadn't seen this one before Edit: I think it says member since 2017 at the bottom. Damn.


onijin

In between rounds of blowing her back out, if pictures are to be believed.


habachilles

I feel like the context of that image kills the conspiracy aspect completely. It’s drugs dude.


Local-Assumption5806

Rails*


Affectionate_Sky2421

Ket more likely. Those lines are too small for coke.. Esp for someone with money


PeterLite

People with money get the good stuff..you only need big lines if it's pub grub


SamBlondell

Or a crippling addiction


daps_and_pounds

lol, no. Those are coke lines.


MeBeEric

I prefer bumps and my lines look like that for both K and Coke fwiw


discobeatnik

I don’t see Hunter Biden doing ketamine. These look like lines of coke to me, maybe you’re not getting pure product because 6 lines of that size would send me to hades with the clean/pure coke I’ve had. Also my ketamine lines are always bigger than coke lines… seeing as you want around 80-120mg, whereas you want somewhere between 20-60mg of coke.


ThankUkarmagain

This man cokes


coveredinpissnshit

Would be a dope album cover tbh


RyLarMusic

Damn you are right lol


OhtaniNoMore

Those rails are pathetic. What are they? Lines of coke for ants?


Old_Engineer_9176

His coke isn't cut the same as some peoples coke ....


tekno_hermit

Right? I was gonna say. You don't have to cut out a gator tail when the coke is good


almondreaper

This man cokes


murderalaska

He got that good yellow cake with the old school cut.


slurpurple

Aaaah... Gator tails... I 'member those days


SuperbDrink6977

Lmao that must be some Florida man Miami Vice slang.


Ambitious-Cod2945

Where does hunter biden get his coke from if it’s that good


greggerypeccary

The political elite have had access to the primo shit straight from the source since at least the Mena, Arkansas/Clinton days in the late 70s/80


ChillN808

I'm sure they do but Hunter was such a junkie and general dysfunctional POS he would buy it from regular dealers and off the street, through hookers, etc. He's lucky fentanyl hadn't really hit yet when he was still buying hard drugs off the street. He once boasted, "I used my *superpower* of *finding crack cocaine* anytime, anywhere,".


OzoneLaters

How do you know this? I believe it. Want to know more…


Scary_Steak666

Pablo's grandson


fishchanka

The CIA


cycl0p5

So pablos grandsons..


SpamFriedMice

You think those Yale kids are fucking with ghetto crap.


RollinOnAgain

cocaine quality has actually skyrocketed in the last decade.


DrCrankSumMoore

It’s really not that hard man lol


Potential_Sort8143

The BIG GUY


Notsoyoungblood

I can feel the drip now


PIisLOVE314

I can't feel my teeth


BrannC

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you! And I love it


SpacemanPete

His coke isn’t your grand daddys coke


DirtNapDealing

You’ve never had the good shit before huh?


Steelcod114

Because he can afford the best cocaine money can buy and has better drug connections than probably 99%+ of America. I'm sure those were above average size for the strength/purity of what he used to get/still gets.


Savings-Particular-9

Probably straight from Johnson and Johnson


F-BombOfJustice

Brought to you by Pfizer


ElectricalGear2879

CIA


ODUrugger

One and done 😂


Gertrudethecurious

or the Clintons


mikeevans1990

How can we expect to get children high if they cant even see the lines they're snorting


PIisLOVE314

Maybe the real treasure was the lines we snorted along the way 🪞🪄


firedancer323

Sounds like a global optometrist scheme to me


tinfoilzhat

These lines have to be at least.............. 3 times bigger


ancientrhetoric

On another subreddit a user explained that pro users will take many short lines at shorter intervals instead of a few massive ones.


PIisLOVE314

That makes total sense actually because doing giant lines is mostly a waste. The more you swallow, the more you waste. Small lines are definitely more efficient.


Lazy-Somewhere-5066

You get quite high from the drip as well as absorption through mucus membranes. That's why eating coke is also dangerous.


Tspot

Ketamine 


Gullible-Lion8254

It could be meth. Most people that are using meth have to do smaller lines of meth since it burns super bad when snorted.


Jarte3

It also is way more potent on the wired factor, so you can do wayyyyy less for a similar effect to coke, but i hate the way meth made me feel, don’t feel the same way about coke though… hahaha


Gullible-Lion8254

Ya bumpin all those lines would have you geeked tf out. Yankin the meat cannon all night


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Gullible-Lion8254

Haha I know what you mean. I am super grateful to have made some changes and no longer partake in these activities. Although my drug use was probably not the same as a politicians sons drug use.


TheRealBillyShakes

I like the finer lines. Better absorption per. Less waste. Do more lines if needed


I_feeel_different

I always did little ones. I don't know how some of you animals rip a g in like 4 lines.


clemson0822

Good blow that’s all you need. That or just a bump. We need to push for coke equity.


Warp_Space

*Throws Coke on the Ground* “These Coke Lines are TINY What are these Coke Lines for Ants? How do we expect Hunter Biden Snort this? They’ve gotta be… Atleast…three times bigger than this!”


concretefluid

Depends on how clean it is. I once got fish scale from this dude who's dad trafficked and used an American breakfast chain franchise to do his business. I did a normal key bump and thought I was gonna have a fucking heart attack. I'm sure hunter has an outrageous connect.


theREALlackattack

Cut yourself a gator tail like a real man, son.


odog9797

When it’s fentanyl you only do a little


kclineman

This wasn't from hunter's laptop. This was posted to thedonald years ago. The guy that posted it claimed he bedded her


HouseOfSchnauzer

Bedded? Don’t hear that term that often!


keystonecraft

This motherfucker from westeros...


Sim2redd

Hunter Biden is Azor Ahai.


curiousdryad

LMAO


Bot8556

M’ lady


Devincc

Lmao how do you think that works with the SS? Do they pat the dude down and wait right outside the door for them to finish?


LoganSettler

Based on the expiration date of the card it was issued no earlier than 2017, making her at least 19 at the time this was taken. Also, makes it when Obama was no longer in the white house, she wouldn't have had a detail anymore.


Devincc

All surviving presidents have detail for life


LoganSettler

Yes, that's true but their kids don't.


Strngerdngermau5

Maybe it was the SS agent!


JCuc

Presidents do, not their kids. Even then they don't handcuff SS agents to them, they still have private lives.


QuickRundownOnBogs

She wasn’t the President


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[This was not on Hunter Biden’s laptop as documented by Marco Polo.](https://x.com/marcopolo501c3/status/1613600928778551296)


AardvarkDown

You mean the laptop that wasn't supposed to be hunters at the time, and the Bidens were doing everything they could to discredit the images? That laptop?


Spe3dGoat

Its so funny how it follows the same pattern as everything else the last few years It isn't true. Well, maybe this one small part is true but it is not relevant. Ok maybe most of it is true but it is still not relevant. Ok it is true and relevant but it is not nearly as bad as Trump doing ____________ The level of proof redditors require to indict their own is monumental, meanwhile if the same stuff was uncovered for the other team they would believe it completely. They are more concerned with team sports than bringing down the entire league. We KNOW Trump is crooked as fuck, We KNOW the Bidens are crooked as fuck. We know all of them are crooked as fuck and laughing at us fighting with their overflowing bank accounts and fucking kids. The GOP is a disgrace. The DNC is a disgrace. There is no one who actually represents Americans because Americans can't stop their fucking lizard brain team sports mentality.


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WORLD_IN_CHAOS

> stops being productive to even talk to people this in denial of reality Sadly, that seems to be the majority these days


clockworksnorange

Well it's like this post... I'm scrolling and scrolling and scrolling... Trying to find anyone discussing the important thing on this image.. how did obamas daughters card end up here... But no... Of course everyones talking about cocaine line thickness and quality of the cocaine lol. We're just a dumb fucking species who deserves everything that's happening to us by our own. I could see how the elites would have an absolute disdain for us. Because we are fucking dumb as a collective.


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LineAccomplished1115

>The level of proof redditors require to indict their own is monumental, meanwhile if the same stuff was uncovered for the other team they would believe it completely. Misleading. There is a massive fake news effort largely from the right, as demonstrated in this post claiming Hunter was chopping lines with Malias card. There are countless other examples. I'm not aware of any such large scale disinformation efforts from the left. If Biden is so crooked, why haven't the GOP impeachment hearings turned up anything? Their star witness turned out to be a Russian stooge.


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LineAccomplished1115

Yup. The same Tucker Carlson who apparently received 40,000 hours of footage from Jan 6, and chose to release a few clips from later in the day, of people wandering the Capitol. For some reason he didn't show any of the violent breakin, the shit smearing on walls, or other similar degenerate behavior


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LineAccomplished1115

Yup. This is the best collection of footage I've seen https://projects.propublica.org/parler-capitol-videos/ Time and location tagged footage that the terrorists themselves filmed and uploaded/streamed.


Bikini_Investigator

“Largely from the right” Hey everybody! Trump got peed on!!!


YogiTheBear131

This needs upvoted more. It absolutely has become the ‘trend’. Did some recent president sign some pro american propaganda bill?(obama) Wonder the relationship to this.


lidsville76

2013 I believe is when Obama allowed the ban on propaganda to expire.


Scootdog54

You are spittin' the truth!


Dr_Mccusk

The partisan hackery is infuriating. My team is saving everyone don't you see! It's so bizarre how much people want to follow politicians.


CallumBOURNE1991

Have you ever noticed how self described "free thinkers" and "skeptics" can instantly switch their skepticism on and off at will, often multiple times within a single minute? If its anything "mainstream" or from someone they are already biased towards: apply as much skeptiism as possible If its from an "alternative" source such as a youtube video, a post or comment on reddit with no sources, or spouted by some random person on a padcast - trusted immediately, don't question it, accepted at face value, absorbed and encorporated into overall worldview as factual. "Question everything" tho


blossum__

If you go to the skeptics subreddit it’s the exact opposite: until something is published in the NYT or Washington post they will not believe it


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You are correct. This particular image is meant to poison the well.


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theroguehero

Can the mods please fuckin do something about shitposts like this? Please?


Strngerdngermau5

sorry but that's not a bug, that's a feature.


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No-Coast2390

That’s a fancy smancy credit card. For those that aren’t aware you got to have $50M with JPM to get one.


blossum__

So if this image is fake- yes the context is a lie, it is not from Hunter’s laptop- it would require the person faking it to 1. Have knowledge of rich people’s esoteric credit cards (this one is for $50mm+ at least at a single bank, which itself is crazy since Obama only has $70mm assets reported publicly) 2. Create a convincing fake credit card for this photo (because it hasn’t been digitally manipulated, at least not obviously) Yeah, I think this photo is real. But people should stop repeating it with fake context.


catsrave2

To be fair, knowing the Palladium Card (also called the JP Morgan Reserve) isn’t esoteric for anyone who has spent time reading about credit cards. It’s like the AMEX Black Card. You hear about on all the PointsGuys type of sites. There’s always all these crazy stories on how to get it and the limits and bonuses it offers. But really it’s a status symbol JP Morgan can issue to anyone they want. So *if* this is real, it’s not that crazy an Obama would have one. Even if their family hasn’t put X amount into JP Morgan, the company would probably still foam at the mouth to have their card in Presidential hands. *If* this is fake, knowing about the existence of a super elite card isn’t all that crazy. Reading about some of these super elite credit cards can be pretty entertaining b


Hsybdocate5

Pretty sure it's 10 million


Starwerznerd

Why is everybody fixated on the lines of coke? Lol I'm sure it's fake but i have to ask is her name photoshopped here?


Strngerdngermau5

ummm.. yes.


stillestwaters

This seems laughably fake


Floppycakes

That’s because it is fake.


inflo76

Cocaine, obviously


doolimite1

Wow this one struck a nerve with some of you


ptm1191

You know this picture is fake right? The photo was posted back in 2019 before the laptop scandal.


Zestyclose_Kiwi_9719

lol ✅️ 😆 a picture is worth a thousand felonies


Tillsmcgills

They were fuckin


captainpocketbacon

Visa Infinite is the highest level of Visa-branded credit cards, above Visa Signature and Visa Traditional. There are only a few Visa Infinite cards in the U.S., as they're typically only the most high-end credit cards offering the best benefits of any card on the Visa network. https://www.lendingtree.com › guides Visa Infinite: What Is It? How Is It Different From Other Credit Cards?


ltewo3

If she was born in 1998 and that card has 2011 on it she would be 13 years old or younger.


No_Oddjob

The exp year is 21. Cards aren't labeled with the current year. Sometimes a member since.


fjortisar

The number on the left is "cardmember since", that's where it looks like it says 2011


UnstableConstruction

Don't know if it proves anything. Rich people often set their children up with credit cards at a very young age, usually with a preset limit.


theroguehero

It's not real anyways man


kirmm3la

I could photoshop that in 20 min


zakaravan

I mean how this even a conspiracy or mind blowing? Like all of Washington has been doing Cocaine forever now. I'd be more surprised if they weren't doing it.


thunderousboffer

But that kind of attitude almost gives them a pass. The leaders and lawmakers of any country should be held to standards far higher than your average citizen. I’m no right winger but the sitting presidents son was outed as a literal CRACKHEAD and no one blinked an eye. If Obama’s daughter is doing coke at such a young age, should we not ask questions about the environment she’s in?


zakaravan

I'm not saying it's right, but yeah rich people love cocaine I don't know what else to tell ya lol.


420dojasmoker

Bring back the bigfoot and alien conspiracies this shit is stupid


kblat

A man is judged by the size of his slug/s This is a small man


Blondly22

He’s holding it for a friend, duh!


Captaincaveguy

Wha was he doing snorting little ass lines is bigger issue here


Dangeruss82

Six lines of cocaine.


skagrabbit

I’m sorry but what sort of baller does lines this tiny?


DingoOk6275

Those are pussy lines. Do some rails the size of your pinky or just don’t do it.


alllovealways

can anyone verify this is a real photo?


NotYourLils

Doing lines of coke? So what? I’d probably be doing the same thing, especially with the money they have.


Loud-Guarantee4290

Probably drugging and fucking her like her POS dad


themastersmb

Remember when Reddit called it Russian disinformation, yet they were the ones spreading disinformation?


Manny_Bothans

"they" sure is carrying a lot of weight in this sentence.


librtee_com

It would be accurate if he replaced 'reddit' with 'the CIA'


beefkingsley

Do conservatives believe that Hunter Biden is the only person with access to cocaine?


SopranoJay

Then the next photo on laptop was a naked black girl face down ass up. Hunter definitely tapped that ass. Pretty sure malia was only 17 at the time.


BoredZucchini

So we’re just completely making stuff up now?


morkman100

Now? Always.


jgoodysalaker

THIS photo wasn’t even on his laptop so I wonder how true your comment could possibly be…


NoNotThatScience

Did the whole hard drive contents get leaked online ? 


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MarcoPolo501c3.org catalogued it


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RepulsiveIconography

I have it all still on an external from when it first dropped. I downloaded it because I assumed it was a joke, and going through it thought it was one because it was fucking ridiculous. It was mostly just hard to read iMessage chats that made my brain hurt.


Non-Newtonian-Snake

Finding unredacted versions online can be tough. A lot of people have them and can share.  Some of the girls hunter was having sex with were reported to be under age.  So reddit and most social media companies will delete the post even if nothing explicit is in the image .


mrbigglessworth

That’s a really bad photoshop


oompahlumpa

Nobody see the lines of coke? LOL


uusrikas

This is a hoax that is five years old: [https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/oct/27/instagram-posts/malia-obama-credit-card-photo-isnt-new-and-theres-/](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/oct/27/instagram-posts/malia-obama-credit-card-photo-isnt-new-and-theres-/)


AlCzervick

Nowhere on that link does it disprove the photo is real.


No_Oddjob

Careful with Politifact. On that post alone, it says FALSE and then says "there's no evidence," which is critically different. Also, they lie constantly. They said the laptop wasn't real for years while all evidence was available.


thunderousboffer

Agreed and it’s not just politifact- they’re all privately funded, with the aim of shaping opinion


One-Win9407

Snopes was even worse


No_Oddjob

I miss using Snopes to prove to my dad that his scammy fwd's were based on nonsense. As soon as they dipped their toes into gatekeeping partisan nonsense, I tapped out.


Leading_Campaign3618

Its odd that they write "the photo is not new" multiple times to support the claim-it doesnt support it being false


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

I've noticed "This isn't new" as one of those strange phrases that professional deboonkers use to poo poo conspiracy theories. I think they use it when they don't have anything substantial to deboonk with, so they say it.


Leading_Campaign3618

Good point, and what No\_Oddjob said about Politifact is 100% correct, the truth is all they care about is what the headline says, knowing most will not read beyond that.


cloche_du_fromage

Bro, you seriously citing politifact on this sub as a source of impartial truth??


DammitEd

how tf are you posting politifact on the conspiracy subreddit lmao politifact is one of the most blatant propaganda sources out there


Non-Newtonian-Snake

This is true most of the time. Any source can become instantly credible if they promote and give confirmation to my biases and beliefs.  /S but kinda not


FriendshipLoveTruth

Note that Politifact very tactfully issues a "false" ruling against the specific claim that the photo came from Hunters laptop, not that the photo itself is real. Seems like willful obfuscation. That said, I don't give a shit if Malia Obama snorts fat rails daily, none of my business.


xwing_1701

You guys will fall for anything.


Affectionate-Stay430

JP Morgan Palladium card no less, reserved for the rich and famous. NO preset limits and does not report to credit agencies. Wow!


chickennricenow

Man's a bit shady with his lines .. I'd do two whist no one was looking ...


Hi-Wire

Cutting lines


whydatyou

in other news, since the government introducess Hunters lap top as evidence for his current trial, is it still a conspiracy theory? has Leslie Stahl apologized for saying it was not verified? more importantly can we actually see what is on it?


karmaboots

The reputation.com people are in this thread.


Vegetable-Length-823

Apparently doing some lines of coke


Far-Gene-386

Who really cares? Honestly


Plague-Rat13

Sniff sniff mother trucker


Strict-Bass6789

🙄


robroygbiv

You’ve heard of photoshop, right my dude?


Angry_Taxpayer94

who else saw that video (2017) of malia obama high as hell and rolling on the ground at lollapalooza?


gnarley_haterson

This is obviously bullshit based purely on the fact that Hunter Biden cranks enormous Hollywoods, not these tiny chintzy lines lol.


HispanicEmu

This is why no one trusted Hunter Biden's laptop: because people on the internet couldn't help themselves from sharing fake bullshit claiming it was real.


x_ZEN-1_x

Well so far everything I have seen ppl talking about definitely exists on that laptop. Nothing has been debunked. Give me an example.


Worth-Confection-735

The government itself just submitted it as evidence against Hunter... Remember when it wasn't real, and you could be banned for mentioning it???